The Almighty Kek

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I am the Breakfast King 🥞👑

Retarded FROG (not toad) cartooner. NCD Moderator.

#NiceCrew Original 69

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The_Almighty_Kek_at_nicecrew.digital@mostr.pub

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2024-09-19 19:36:11

TORN APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART :kek_aaaaaa:
https://youtu.be/dsgnX5PnWA0?feature=shared

2024-09-06 00:55:41

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Who's :animu_scared:

2024-09-06 00:51:08

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I just load it like a paint brush and it's good

2024-08-20 04:06:15

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We're one hell of a couple :kek_smirk: :salty_shout:

2024-08-20 03:52:16

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Bitchin
Salty made us some tasty french dippies for din din 😏

2024-08-19 16:41:22

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You're welcome, however I am going to have to start charging for happy birthdays. I'll send out the bills September 1st.

2024-08-15 02:21:54

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☕

2024-08-14 17:54:31

This hermit crab ambushed one of our snails, ripped its flesh out, ate it, then moved into its shell like a fucken BOSS.
Life in the tank is brutal, mayne. :kek_realize:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b5db057cbc17a112b02bb1e65eaa1f55fe9d858fe4b33d7fd27ef138a1655c3f.jpg

2024-08-08 20:52:33

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In every video from the black and White era it looks like it had just rained

2024-08-08 13:03:30

She made pancake cereal :kek_sob: :kek_sob: :kek_sob:
:kek_love: :salty_love:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3aea7b0e52fe913261b4a10baab718d98ad724b525fba0d2aed0f36ffc1b6d54.jpg

2024-08-08 02:23:42

I'm about to go happy birthday myself into a lake :kek_kms:

2024-08-05 23:25:59

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Of course not. The #1 rule of Walmart is: You will always be the most attractive person in the store at any given time. This applies to everybody and nobody else at the same time. (Walmart is too big to be bound by the limitations of reality)

2024-08-03 12:19:29

Good morning my friends. Hope you have a good weekend. Gitcha a nice breakfast in yer belly. Don't forget the CAWFEE.
☕ :kek_pat:

2024-08-03 01:52:45

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When playing Yes, I do. When playing Rush or my own music, nope.

2024-08-02 23:42:05

🥒 SECOND CUCUMBER UPDATE🥒
Now that he's done showing off his butthole, he wants us to see his mouth (probably wants Salty to drop some food in there)
https://media.nicecrew.digital/90857be3220847adea7f5cead247b34e8cfb139b840d981ca12b6e3a445e92e1.mp4

2024-07-31 16:32:59

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Brapton man

2024-07-31 14:39:53

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Hi :blobcatblush2:

2024-07-31 14:36:56

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Good morning hot stuff :salty_happy: :kek_pat:

2024-07-31 02:40:08

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I'm sure a sandwich would do! :kek_worried:

2024-07-30 14:16:19

:gm: my friends ☕ :kek_pat:
Hope you have a great Chewsdee

2024-07-30 00:28:30

I ate corn on the cob and now my mustache smells like butter. I even washed my face with dish soap and hot water :its_over_a:

2024-07-29 18:02:47

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Who actually calls colleges and checks that degrees are legit?
¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

2024-07-28 03:28:49

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These mods just get weirder and weirder

2024-07-27 01:28:30

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YESS I love butter!
Angel hair pasta is excellent, too

2024-07-26 20:03:31

Oh noo racism on the fedi!!
I'm gonna repooooooooooooort 🥒

2024-07-26 18:44:44

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You're very welcome, sweetheart. You enjoy. :kek_love:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8316cd015b97b5c1d1fef44c8a399d85caf504c99337b0e6e91984d850957084.jpg

2024-07-26 02:56:33

Cucumber Update:
Once again he finds himself exploring the edge of his liquidy domain. I'm not convinced at this point that he's trying to inflict self harm, but I am concerned about his newfound curiosity and hope that I won't find him shriveled up and rotting under the entertainment center one day.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/108653fd92aed2a203e7ec42f8f2f7d7699a67a6c7359b9750e49b33993ad377.mp4

2024-07-25 14:57:53

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Pure genius :kek_glossyeyes:

2024-07-22 15:02:28

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Thems were simpler times, too. Not like today with our cell phones and Internet to pay for. They probably also had free health insurance, and what insurance they did have was cheap.

2024-07-22 14:56:14

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If it's any consolation, $30k in 1970 is equivalent to $243k today :kek_shrug:

2024-07-20 01:11:44

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Jammed into the center of a vinegary dill pickle, though? 🤮

2024-07-20 01:10:33

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That fourth one just gave me Snickle flashbacks

2024-07-18 03:34:10

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So like what is this guy's deal? He's fat?

2024-07-16 13:36:18

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Somebody cook him some tiny French fries :cry_hq:

2024-07-16 02:59:43

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TEN TORNADOES AT THE SAME TIME HEADED STRAIGHT FOR NIGGERS LFGOOOOOOOOO

2024-07-14 03:53:06

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This is disgusting

2024-07-13 21:26:08

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You have a business? :technijew:

2024-07-12 22:27:53

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Obama is not "working behind the scenes". That's just a conspiracy theory. :kek_eyeroll:

2024-07-12 14:45:49

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ahhhhhh :coffeeblob: soo good

2024-07-12 03:09:49

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@npub13v6…hy07 I'm sorry, man I had to
https://media.nicecrew.digital/882fa58518ff42b42cb9b699c1c6ad7e327bde174742b59596b4915f532d3127.png

2024-07-11 13:42:40

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I never drink water. Funny thing is, whenever I see the reminders, I'm not in a place where I can conveniently access good water, so I'm just perpetually dehydrated :kek_kms:

2024-07-10 18:49:24

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It's mine. I have a metric tape measure :kek_smirk:

2024-07-10 03:50:13

:comfy_colleen:

2024-07-10 03:31:33

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French
I highly doubt the person who did your nails was French :blobglare:

2024-07-08 16:31:34

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You on a cross country trip pixerino?

2024-07-08 03:46:53

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Yeah it's clear that they force that 5% on you like 23andme makes you 2% nigger by default.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/22d57c761b0908d0d17f36f3e448caa6353f10c9479fdec13a8cad6d72b8225d.png

2024-07-06 04:42:01

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Ngl I thought you got yourself a pixiebot at first
https://media.nicecrew.digital/0b4c116dbd49c5115f033f3012165d9156af4382951a2e0c0a22c3f992575d67.png

2024-07-04 04:33:01

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Not into shaved pits huh

2024-07-04 04:28:10

Guys shut the fuck up I'm trying to goon

2024-07-04 03:59:48

Me when @npub1qez…pgd3 cooks me dinner
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5dd9165277f8c6b5b624d15c79056168396b84f6b91b53c36031ce557c6f12fe.gif

2024-07-04 01:45:37

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To me the best part was having fresh ground coffee all day, snacks whenever I wanted, two whole private bathrooms, and nobody to watch over me and hold me accountable for my productivity. It was great for about 3 weeks!

2024-07-04 00:40:49

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I like how it even says to turn off the faucet with a paper towel but then doesn't specify to do the same when opening the restroom door

2024-07-02 14:26:52

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Are those teeth :kek_glare:

2024-06-30 22:13:06

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It's funny how african niggers speak english better than american niggers.

2024-06-28 03:30:31

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https://youtu.be/FdzbPX8vrec?feature=shared

2024-06-25 21:56:02

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I'm seeing him in concert next month. I hope he makes it!

2024-06-25 20:40:10

Hey Salty 😘 :salty_love:

2024-06-24 15:48:39

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Hope you have the best day, hot stuff :kek_love:

2024-06-24 14:23:30

https://media.nicecrew.digital/988b802d61aa67fd6217b1ea6d70a6209468156a7e30ed71e6b90245e8351833.jpg

2024-06-23 00:28:48

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diabenis
https://media.nicecrew.digital/59b80d311441f9386f39c75b0da122cbb6583d463a66cf292ea5c23a218e7323.png

2024-06-22 04:41:02

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/a9eb6092b5a1c0b64cbef56db5abcbc97edfa82489f0b3f6a30943e1cf672fca.jpg

2024-06-20 16:00:02

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I'm finna animorph into @npub1qez…pgd3 's undergarments :kek_3:

2024-06-17 03:03:05

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You won? Lemme see!

2024-06-15 17:21:34

What's less healthy, cold cuts or fried cold cuts? 🤔

2024-06-14 23:51:51

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Totally stoked and not scared at all :pepe_nervous:

2024-06-14 19:10:47

Say what you want about Alex Jones, but they are putting the guy through a REALLY disproportional amount of shit. For what, speculating that a mass shooting may have been set up? I put most of the blame on the jewish faggot lawyers, obviously, but fuck those Sandy Hook families. Talk about exploiting tragedy for profit....
#note1cmm…005e

2024-06-13 21:52:04

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You want with cheese or without?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2d72dee098dbe60f387612e3ab1371c868a9008366620fc4ca78dabb8ba26775.png

2024-06-12 16:22:16

I cannot get "Eyes on Fire" by Blue Oyster Cult out of my fucken head I even heard it in my waking-up half-asleep dream this morning oh gawd no :its_over_a:

2024-06-11 18:15:47

I wonder if capers would be good on a Reuben

2024-06-11 00:22:23

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Kinda sound like me trying to keep a multi-figure sum of money in my bank account :kek_thinking:

2024-06-08 21:58:54

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0 is the only truly immersive way

2024-06-04 16:07:43

> Add $0.02 of eligible items to your order to qualify for FREE shipping.
Should I buy a single stick of gum or something?

2024-06-03 19:30:04

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Light would be my guess but it doesn't sound funny enough :kek_shrug:

2024-06-02 01:45:07

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I thought you already were in buttfuck nowhere! :its_over_a:

2024-05-31 02:16:35

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That means she's got some wicked ass farts bro

2024-05-25 14:17:44

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At first I thought that said shrooms and chili

2024-05-21 14:16:23

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Basically me

2024-05-15 20:41:20

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Yeah it's more like $18/hr but you make up for it with the 70-80 hour weeks they force you to work.

2024-05-15 19:13:06

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I use ice so infrequently that any ice I have prepared in my freezer would sit in there for months until the cubes are stinky, so I don't even bother.

2024-05-14 14:35:29

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We are, too. You can have it, I'm done with it. :kek_tiresome:

2024-05-14 14:30:16

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How long before Terminator stuff starts happening

2024-05-12 05:09:52

@npub159f…vg75 turned into a fucking truck bros :its_over_a:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/401e92845e4a20e4a2d2ac8cc6feaa0b922df5d1e525a096ee4c036917aa4246.jpg

2024-05-11 15:12:13

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THAT'S NOT HOW USSIES WORK

2024-05-09 14:17:20

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We just bought chicken breast at the store yesterday and that shit was like $7.70 a pound.

2024-05-07 20:47:17

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Rick Steakman

2024-05-07 00:11:50

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Everybody under 35 knows that anything short of a shit eating grin :pepe_shiteatinggrin: is a mad face!

2024-05-03 15:21:51

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Looks like one of those ones that would fuck your shit up if you brushed against it

2024-04-29 23:47:39

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/e0af8617af588e053c415585c78e7c10e6757c0faa02ef2bee72a21e10c4998c.jpg

2024-04-02 21:52:20

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I have before. Never again. 🤮

2024-04-01 01:38:35

fuck
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f7019e49467495157a1c587969e16dd7b79d000719b0b705c3bbd6ad51345e7d.jpg

2024-03-24 16:44:10

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@npub1q72…f5pl you were supposed to get @npub1zry…7kfz down from the power line, not join him up there! :kek_doh:

2024-03-21 23:18:02

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SURRENDER YOUR MEATY GOODNESS, FUNGUS
:gunleft: :kek_aaaaaa:

2024-03-21 20:09:48

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Honestly I'm surprised but kinda relieved I'm not on the list

2024-03-20 19:49:36

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N3f's right. Thousands of flights happen every day, and we only hear about a couple of planes falling apart a week. The odds are still really low.

2024-03-18 21:23:14

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@npub1qez…pgd3 likes carrot cake, so you guys are now obligated to bring a homemade carrot cake next time you visit :kek_skeptical:

2024-03-18 21:03:12

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I have to be careful any time I make reference to baked goods, thanks to your wife :kek_wut:

2024-03-18 17:48:41

How come everybody makes reference to "swingers parties" anytime the subject of nicecrew comes up? I don't recall there being any swingers on this site :kek_skeptical:

2024-03-18 14:55:09

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Alright you can keep it as long as you promise to feed it and take care of it :kek_tiresome:

2024-03-15 16:08:18

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Ok judge dredd

2024-03-13 20:41:47

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Hope you get to feeling better, bro