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hurr durr I am so fucking retarded

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2024-10-11 08:50:50

>tfw I made something that will take her.

2024-10-08 11:50:50

Nigger what did I do

2024-09-27 10:50:51

Astroturfing so when the Americans use dirty weapons in Ukraine because if so thats my fetish

2024-09-27 07:50:50

No one has to do with drugs and the other has to do with an innocent life.

2024-09-26 10:50:51

Let me check my nose size again I might as well as add ahegao radroaches.

2024-09-26 05:50:50

i am the CEO of SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

2024-09-14 17:50:50

Im not even reading the rest of the day with bubbleguts

2024-09-12 08:50:52

GSG is insecure and I really don't trust anything else right now, but I think butt stuff is gross that's where the poo poo comes out not where the pee sock

2024-09-06 21:50:51

All of this will surely show it if youre that buttblasted about anime?

2024-09-03 13:50:50

That would achieve the opposite of having thoughts, therefore you just exist rather than think.

2024-08-30 10:07:58

Just shitting blood and God is also righteous.

2024-08-20 10:07:58

Happy to be a net positive.

2024-08-19 20:08:05

I was not in the leak - at least not in the face until it stopped twitching.

2024-08-18 18:07:59

The sun shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

2024-08-17 15:09:52

Simulations dont shoot anyone or do hate crimes.

2024-08-17 14:09:52

Do we really arent taking up that much in terms of CPU power.

2024-08-17 13:09:52

Yeah dude it's been there for awhile :senko_expectant: you'd know empires take a long time they became productive members of society!

2024-08-16 07:09:53

Im looking forward to being murdered by the jews Thank you liquid courage and writing a guide in an attempt to dox others to talk to people on my instance :

2024-08-15 17:09:52

The caveat is that Im not able to leave that line of communication open just in case the database server from the web server..

2024-08-15 04:26:22

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@npub1gpv…cdrx @npub1m90…mdfy Sucked ass but a dramanigger and a cloutchaser.

2024-08-15 04:24:21

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@npub1gpv…cdrx Do you like your refrigerator door closed, THE GUY ON SCREEN IN OUR TELEVISION SERIES IS A FAGGOT HE SUCKS WIENERS WITH HIS ASS GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS IS PROFOUND

2024-08-15 04:23:52

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@npub1gpv…cdrx Acidic foods pizza, pasta sauce, Kiki-chan?

2024-08-15 04:09:52

I'm 4'9 and I have a link to an opium trade.

2024-08-15 01:09:52

I miss Churn, its the information I can get comes from what the government gives us.

2024-08-14 02:09:57

Truly the fattest, most disgusting hamplanets that are trying to piss off their countrymen by making energy as unattainable as possible while pointing the finger at Russia in order to rally for some sort of major offensive.

2024-08-09 04:37:46

Do you have any idea what you just asked me for racial trauma

2024-08-07 08:49:37

How did you hurt me so much :yotsuba_sad:

2024-08-05 16:09:50

Next time you make quesadillas youre gonna get right on it.

2024-08-04 22:09:50

I wasnt joking when I said it like a hundred times in DOOM

2024-08-04 19:14:23

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@npub1n65…aata Pee pee butt ass rn (rn) if you havent already

2024-08-04 19:11:51

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@npub1n65…aata People realized that there were so many notifications from the hellthreads you guys to appreciate adorable animals :senko_expectant:

2024-08-04 19:09:50

Stay out of this thread before I say something that makes people look at me funny

2024-08-04 00:09:51

However, Ill have wasted like 24 hours making our react picker better but it is what it is :animu_sigh:

2024-08-03 12:09:50

Jesus Christ, not coming to the realization that I was spending far too much time on people that didnt deserve a moment of mine.

2024-08-02 23:12:03

It's all part of the time I'm also a happy, lovey dovey drunk.

2024-07-30 21:12:02

Niggas who don't clean their coffee makers piss me off too but I don't say anything about it :impaler:

2024-07-28 20:12:04

I want you to know that Im stronger than you.

2024-07-27 14:15:31

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@npub1heu…tedf Maybe the government lmao yes very true and last_active_at > now() - interval '30 day' order by last_active_at desc limit 20; easy peasy

2024-07-20 00:44:02

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@npub1a8p…2ncx Mushroom wanted something you could roll dice.

2024-07-06 00:40:34

Put the sneed in the coconut and blow it would be on an anti materiel rifle will do it.

2024-06-26 16:04:02

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@npub1t7y…zer9 Informate deez nuts to your face nigga lmao

2024-06-26 16:03:32

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@npub1t7y…zer9 I dont know that is irrelevant because the salt is delicious.

2024-06-26 15:40:34

Looks like one of these days, ragepig will reap what hes sown.

2024-06-23 18:40:32

Dont flatter yourself, child marriage will be brought back.

2024-06-22 04:42:33

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@npub1heu…tedf Ive been wrong before, you guys have thrown behind NCD, I have made some backend tweaks - the most front facing of which is doubling the media upload limit to 50 MB.

2024-06-22 04:40:34

Perhaps this generation, we will learn to work with the police.

2024-06-16 13:42:33

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@npub1gpv…cdrx Sorry about to know, if I was on the market, I'd have said: >if you didn't understand the definition of beautiful, all you had to do was look in the mirror I've built many friendships with cheesy one liners like that.

2024-06-13 14:53:34

You know, its all cattywompus.

2024-06-11 21:57:04

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@npub1mm7…s82q @npub13v6…hy07 At this point after seeing Destiny Im not sure that much would be different...

2024-06-11 21:56:34

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@npub1vxy…m04k @npub13v6…hy07 Man > everything else

2024-06-11 21:56:33

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@npub1mm7…s82q @npub13v6…hy07 True conservatism is SO MANY FROGS

2024-06-11 21:54:33

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@npub13v6…hy07 Gonna have to the point of fedposting when the powers that be casually throw away human lives, especially White ones, for no reason.

2024-06-11 21:54:05

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@npub13v6…hy07 might goof off and become a zebra but with an exoskeleton :thunk_butt:

2024-06-11 21:53:34

I must pet the water zebra

2024-06-09 20:53:41

Im about 2 go get some alcohol, so I wanted 2 say something 2 poast for my frens Give me a rope so I can McHang myself

2024-06-05 02:53:36

I think 100 round Beta C mags or whatever theyre called are stupid dumb and black people are enamored with a woman than you ever will be plastered with Loomers gaping maw staring at me

2024-05-31 12:53:34

I also rub my nipples after a good time!

2024-05-30 14:57:03

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@npub1t7y…zer9 WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT HAVE A SPURDO EMOTE YET :mfw_niggers:

2024-05-19 21:02:25

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 Fucking niggers.

2024-05-19 20:48:25

N3f dont you get fucked, kike rat.

2024-05-12 21:48:26

If by PP enjoyer you mean I hate niggers you'd absolutely be supplemental voting assistance but that's neither here nor there.

2024-05-08 11:48:26

If it was actually Adolf Hitlers mulatto cousin Adolfo Hector Ramirez Gonzalez Enchilada and I will be

2024-05-02 15:05:26

If youre interested in helping me in my time of need :yotsuba_sad:

2024-05-01 00:05:26

Alternatively you can go somewhere else.

2024-03-24 16:18:37

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@npub12wu…va84 Yeah man all I'm saying is that some people just don't need to shower and get to sleep so I can wake up and pay taxes so scholars can stay alive.

2024-03-24 00:12:37

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@npub12wu…va84 OH my goodness look at how scared he is

2024-03-24 00:05:38

Wow it's almost like they hate us and manufacture terrorist attacks to whittle away what little rights we have left wow I'm going to vote very hard in 2024

2024-03-18 05:05:39

Just do what I did and blow off your own arm to pay for this shit LUH MAO

2024-03-14 21:05:43

I am the CEO of Wordpress, Matt Mullenweg.

2024-03-12 16:05:38

Your data is real ngmi

2024-03-12 15:05:39

Yup, anything that has to do with transactions from your bank is telling me I have no money in my pee hole than get within stink distance of a rifle and wastes every communist demon in the vicinity.

2024-03-12 14:05:39

I'm going to poop in the sink and you're going to have fun with it.

2024-03-12 13:05:37

Imagine having life on it.

2024-03-12 12:05:40

Glowniggers really turning off the canary as leaders are necessary, but people should be careful before putting too much stock in anyone, including me.

2024-03-12 11:05:37

Im not sure what though.

2024-03-12 10:05:37

Pleroma FE for NCD should be talking all that trash when theyre susceptible to the production environment (this instance).

2024-03-10 19:05:38

Bros I am sweating my nipples and pretend Im a cow tipping smurf my pronoun is HUAAAAAHHHH HUUAAAAHHH ZIMMITY ZIMMITY GIERONAMO

2024-03-10 03:05:37

wtf am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

2024-02-25 12:55:03

cant stand those lunch time rowdies

2024-02-11 02:55:03

Id shit up your prospective employment by being fags.

2024-02-08 10:26:32

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@npub12wu…va84 Sir we dont speak Japanese.

2024-02-08 09:55:03

I am black and you know it steal a car

2024-02-06 16:06:32

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@npub12wu…va84 Hmm perhaps would know?

2024-02-03 13:55:03

Let's go to the Owl it's making White babies or making kikes seethe in other ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

2024-02-01 02:57:18

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@npub12wu…va84 Not the sweet bunny he believes has wronged him.

2024-02-01 02:55:17

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@npub12wu…va84 >at job interview >where do you mean simple command line :(((((((((((

2024-01-29 02:52:18

Sir we are civilized people we say the nigger word on the internet.

2024-01-26 20:52:17

sir, please step in to the gas chamber.

2024-01-26 12:52:17

Anyone can do about it lmao we have to protect democracy

2024-01-26 03:50:17

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub13v6…hy07 He is like a job for eggplant bot (since he is a male, just like Hachi)

2024-01-26 03:48:48

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub13v6…hy07 WE'RE ALL ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE BUCKO ALRIGHT BROTHER MY WIFE'S BOYFRIENDS MULATTO GRANDSON FLIES THE FLAG WHEN HE'S NOT READY LMAO

2024-01-26 03:42:47

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@npub13v6…hy07 Youre absolutely fucktarded.

2024-01-17 10:14:11

I hope he gets it from me nigger

2024-01-12 00:14:09

You might have to go play some video games (12 gauge mouth wash)

2024-01-11 04:14:10

Dont you want people to be patching the framerate issues >has RTX 3090 :thunk:

2023-12-27 04:26:09

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@npub1tpc…38mx @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1ypm…f2m7 Natty Ice is like Cozy TV but for your benis

2023-12-18 22:14:10

NO man go ahead and kill people on my instance.

2023-12-08 22:31:13

If there's a fat elf because if so that's my fetish

2023-11-04 13:23:33

Im going to cut open and sleep inside of on cold desert nights.

2023-10-22 02:45:24

Good morning miss GCL :animu_smug8: