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@nprofile…0fd0 zap shaming @nprofile…q0jg on @nprofile…fkn5 is peak open water bitcoin comedy. 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/1ab62e334f1f82b1a0ad3f2b4779d3a9a7297f1f4a18be500d8bb947cfb35043.jpg

2025-05-21 11:56:34

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An escalator is never broken, just temporarily stairs.

2025-05-20 22:19:10

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What do you mean by chain hop?

2025-05-19 19:37:37

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Depends on which gravitational pull you're using.

2025-05-16 15:28:40

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They started accepting btc nationally today.

2025-05-15 22:28:13

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A sign of the times. When I got on nostr, btc was under $18,000.00. Zaps were cheap back then. Actually I don't even think we could zap at that point.

2025-05-14 00:34:02

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Why is it significant? It looks like it's a pretty common error.

2025-05-11 01:32:10

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You guys still playing with your nuts?

2025-04-16 21:28:26

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Literally!

2025-04-12 18:59:39

I think he should change his name to @paulinthebarrel what do you think?
Nice sesh this mañana.
@nprofile…qzhm
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2025-03-27 19:43:22

This AI anime takeover on nostr is gay.

2025-03-26 19:26:36

Where is @nprofile…nxcd? We need our hero back.

2025-02-08 03:07:37

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Why are some states listed twice?

2025-02-08 02:57:38

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Don't be ridiculous. Of course it's Texas. 🤠

2025-02-05 20:19:26

I was using primal yesterday. I couldn't see my own notes. Using amethyst today. Wow there are a lot of features I didn't know about!

2025-02-04 14:02:47

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how can I buy some?

2025-01-22 03:31:00

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@npub1l2v…ajft maybe?

2025-01-22 03:25:35

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that looks intense

2025-01-22 00:51:12

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no it isn't. Just mirroring content from x

2025-01-20 13:14:59

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I was going to ask but I think I'll just assume. Lol. It's chocolate or nothing for me.

2025-01-20 13:12:35

GM from Texas. It's -4C. I decided to have as much coffee as the machine would give me without making two trips or using two cups.
After living in the tropics for over 9 months, I can tell you my body doesn't appreciate a full night of central heat in the house nor does it like the cold.
How's the vibe today?
https://m.primal.net/Nqay.jpg

2025-01-18 22:53:28

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alright well i paid it twice from bitcoin jungle so hopefully it was smoking! haha

2025-01-18 19:56:11

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https://m.primal.net/Nmsf.jpg

2025-01-18 19:52:51

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if we scan this right now, will it smoke?

2025-01-18 17:11:27

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sweet. do you run your own LN node then?

2025-01-17 16:49:08

JUST SOLD ALL OF MY BITCOINS AND BOUGHT XRP.
THIS MEANS XRP IS GOING TO ZERO AND BITCOIN IS GOING TO 13 MILLION BY THE END OF 2025.
YOU ALL ARE WELCOME.
PS
NO I DIDN'T. FUCK YOUR SHITCOINS AND STOP ASKING ME ABOUT XRP.

2025-01-16 03:34:46

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https://m.primal.net/Nikd.mp4
https://m.primal.net/NikO.mp4

2025-01-16 03:13:48

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it's a real place, I swear. one of the problems I have is taking photos that do it justice, so normally I prefer to just bring people there.
https://m.primal.net/NijK.jpg

2025-01-16 01:51:45

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I did something like this except it was 700 exotic fruit trees I planted over 20 acres and I have no idea what most of them are.

2025-01-10 01:29:59

Olas
https://blossom.primal.net/bb9929aa53aa2661523b8f067caf24d81987a96d14019da206f4953474a3ad74.jpg

2025-01-08 04:41:25

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I thought you would appreciate that!!!

2025-01-07 18:13:05

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You said it was timeless, but I checked and there is Time. 🤣😂

2025-01-06 01:23:58

Chasing clouds
https://blossom.primal.net/a9877cfe281bbe3c20b6987cf91c2104d1d11f061aa364d3c7c27cc7add94a8d.jpg

2025-01-03 12:15:13

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can you clarify what you mean by "killed Instagram?"
As an Instagram user, the thing I least like about it is the volume of ads and the way the algorithm detracts from my actual feed from followers.

2025-01-02 20:25:29

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I just tried to zap this note, can you see anything?

2025-01-01 22:38:39

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using damus with iPhone?

2024-12-29 00:33:15

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Pound for pound it has more nutrients than chicken manure.

2024-12-28 22:53:27

We did a huge chop and drop session today on the farm. We cut a few hundred Mexican sunflowers and placed them at the bases of some of our fruit trees. It's one of the best nitrogen fixing plants that we can grow. #permaculture #fruitforest
This rain season has been challenging!
https://m.primal.net/NJoK.jpg
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2024-12-23 19:32:11

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Then mining isn't for you.

2024-12-23 19:21:15

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Profit implies selling.
Are you trying to sell mining rewards to make a profit? There have been very successful companies that have achieved this.

2024-12-23 19:19:02

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What are you talking about alt account? What exactly did I dox? You dropped a reply to someone else in my note.

2024-12-23 19:07:23

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That's a lot of words bro, my question was looking for an estimate measured in units of time, not an explanation.

2024-12-23 11:58:02

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When do you think we'll just use the sats amount and be happy without having to compare it to dollars?

2024-12-20 19:00:39

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How was it?

2024-12-20 16:44:33

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No I didn't. Is that true? Can I ask how you know this?

2024-12-20 15:47:21

🚨Disclaimer!🚨
Long post.
TLDR: Buy and transact in Bitcoin
I have a business in Costa Rica which accepts bitcoin. Our greatest challenge is getting people to pay with bitcoin in order to avoid nightmares like this.
A customer tried to buy $3600.00 USD worth of retail goods from us. He wired the funds from his bank 10 days ago. The funds went through JP Morgan Chase as intermediary because he uses HSBC in the UK. CR Central bank alerted the local branch of the state owned bank we bank with and prevented the funds from being deposited into our business account. I went into the bank 3 times over 2 days which involves being patted down, metal detected, and questioned about your business with the bank. Once inside and after waiting for an extended period, the teller told me that the transaction had not made it to CR and the sender needed to provide a form MT103 in order to locate the funds. This form is a SWIFT transaction identifier and exposes the sender and sending bank to fraud and risk it is widely accepted by modern banks that your shouldn't provide this document to anyone. I left and came back several hours later. The sending bank had provided a more modern and safe tracking form (UETR) which showed the funds being held up in CR, this form was rejected by the CR bank and they told me that it was common this time of year for transactions to be very slow at every bank globally. I've been banking for long time and never noticed that it takes longer during December so this was news to me (also completely made up) presumably to cover their mistake of not contacting me to alert me about this issue.
After I returned a third time to the bank, they stated that the funds were sent from a "tax haven" country, the UK, LOL, so they needed 3 months of statements showing the origin of the source of the funds and a letter of good standing from the sender's bank. In addition, they requested a copy of the invoice for the goods we were selling to the customer. I have no issue supplying the invoice, which we are legally required to do anyway, but the rest of this is ridiculous.
Bitcoin fixes every piece of this problem.
How long can this continue?

2024-12-20 14:25:41

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Public transportation is for the poors. Drive a truck. Be a man.

2024-12-20 00:09:39

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we were indeed not safe

2024-12-18 20:56:37

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I have one at 100,001 so we are safe from further dippage.

2024-12-18 13:35:02

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But do you have to be looking for something when you find it?

2024-12-16 13:30:19

GM.
The shitcoiner tears are going to be extra salty this cycle.
I can already feel it.
These aren't kids playing with lunch money, these aren't young adults risking 5% of their savings, these aren't online poker players gambling their winnings.
The shitcoiners this cycle are institutional. They have big egos, they're mature and established. They operate with corporate treasuries, managed funds, big money. These people know better and for that reason, they won't be forgiven.
It's late December 2024, do you know where your funds are?

2024-12-14 15:43:25

Can someone please link me to the tool that enables zaps on damus? I swear I will bookmark it this time.

2024-12-13 01:04:50

@npub1sk7…jraw time to update your ColdCard ad on TFTC
"Before bitcoin goes to 6 figures"
😂

2024-12-06 18:26:26

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It is the worst movie I've ever seen.

2024-12-06 15:47:27

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Uncut gems for me.

2024-12-05 02:51:30

Son of a bitch!
#note15pq…8u5u

2024-12-01 11:45:23

Buenos días. PV
Proof of work.
https://m.primal.net/MlRu.jpg

2024-11-27 20:09:13

Bitcoin will never go above $100,000.00 USD.
#note1tlm…89f5

2024-11-22 03:29:50

Where is @npub1nw5…n2gn when you need him most? I miss twitter spaces with yellow in the afternoon. Literally the only thing I miss about Twitter.

2024-11-15 01:57:01

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Arenal?

2024-11-13 23:29:45

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Orange piller

2024-11-13 16:51:58

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Fixed your chart. Lol
https://m.primal.net/MCFN.jpg

2024-11-13 16:26:02

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I'm jealous! My citrus trees are getting leaf curl!!! It's been so rainy here in CR that I haven't been able to get much done in the way of amendments. I think I'll be losing a few of them, but I really want my Meyers to survive.

2024-11-13 16:24:23

I think it's important to do a reality check.
It never feels like it's the top when it's really the top until it's gone.
We are currently in the largest monthly green candle in bitcoin history.
Stay Humble enough Stack Sats.
...But I think we're going much higher.
@npub1qny…95gx
@npub1guh…6hjy

2024-11-13 16:20:46

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Meyer lemon?

2024-11-13 16:18:31

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Which timeframe are you looking at? We're currently in the largest ever green candle in history.
https://m.primal.net/MCDa.png

2024-11-13 16:12:29

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My only two chairs are beach chairs.
Seriously.

2024-11-13 03:14:42

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It's not broken it's just 6 standard deviations from the model.

2024-11-12 02:34:26

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Are those actually yours? 🤔

2024-11-12 02:33:37

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I mean I like it, but I think @npub1nw5…n2gn agrees, the original was $100k

2024-11-12 02:30:25

So what's the plan for the lasers after 100k? I feel like we should have a plan.

2024-11-11 15:08:25

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Let's do a gentleman's bet. 500 pushups, we see it before Dec31 2024.

2024-11-11 01:28:13

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Albino? It's white??

2024-11-06 22:09:19

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Excelente. I hate all of them.

2024-11-06 22:08:34

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Yes I went scorched earth on ya there. I could be less offensive but where's the fun in that?

2024-11-06 03:08:26

Well fuck.
#note1tlm…89f5

2024-11-06 03:03:15

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I went to look at your profile and saw this....
https://m.primal.net/LuCQ.jpg

2024-11-06 02:57:14

Which one happens first? ATH or election outcome?

2024-11-05 23:12:42

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What exactly is happening? Where did you get that?

2024-11-05 14:25:18

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Damn. I guess that is Berlin. Looks black and white in the background but it's just Berlin

2024-11-04 23:53:43

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Do what now? Where is this?

2024-11-04 13:22:46

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That's only happening in 7 states? Lol

2024-11-03 01:58:30

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Wow 20,000 sat zap. Nice one!

2024-11-01 12:08:10

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I think he's referring to the ASICs being made in the USA.

2024-10-31 03:06:40

It's going to get more expensive to send sats and there's nothing you can do about it.

2024-10-31 02:22:41

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I only learned about the 2 day thing this year but holy it makes a huge difference.

2024-10-31 02:17:32

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Make sure you let the dough rest for two days before you cook it.

2024-10-29 23:53:17

S U P E R C Y C L E
#note1f93…l83e

2024-10-29 02:30:46

So Uptober is a real thing. This is my 8th October holding bitcoin. Time flies.

2024-10-28 13:37:45

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What are the spacers? I struggle with crooked/cramped toes but I've been using Xero shoes and love them. Do you have pics of the spacers?

2024-10-27 21:26:36

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Lol. 165k followers. How did you come up with that number? Did you add up all of your socials and then make up the difference? Scammer vibes. Don't worry, I'm not following.

2024-10-27 11:09:07

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Why is it important to put "165k followers on non-nostr platforms" on your Nostr profile? Cringe.

2024-10-26 04:02:36

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Expensive is right. That shit stains everything too. Good luck

2024-10-24 21:16:13

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Is that the same as caching service?

2024-10-24 19:49:31

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Weird. Works on primal but I always have to upload images twice.
https://m.primal.net/Lgxm.jpg

2024-10-24 18:59:40

Test
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2024-10-21 03:25:23

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Time spent pooping?

2024-10-19 11:31:52

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You just have to answer the call.