uncomfortably nick

Please sir no
#cawx #davisca #heatwave
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2024-07-04 00:16:09

Okay I only went off on one abusive entitled person at work
Yay

2024-07-02 13:19:33

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@npub1sfl…gczt this is why we're spending the 4th in San Francisco

2024-07-02 13:17:55

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@npub1sfl…gczt tomorrow's high in Davis is expected to be 112

2024-07-02 13:16:44

It's already 84° at 6 AM and it's windy
It's like the definition of fire weather
[That's 29° for normal people]

2024-06-29 21:48:09

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@npub1sfl…gczt I KNOW RIGHT

2024-06-29 21:43:02

Well I guess I don't actually need that rake from the shed after all, Ms Black Widow
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2024-06-29 05:10:52

Sorry @npub1cfr…8g0l
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2024-06-28 13:01:26

What if we didn't have any president and we agreed to act real cool about it

2024-06-25 04:17:20

#SaveLowerDecks
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2024-06-23 04:01:02

Okay but the weirdest detail in the #StarTrek mirror universe is that Vic Fontaine is a real normal person

2024-06-19 23:22:29

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@npub1sfl…gczt it is, isn't it

2024-06-19 23:20:08

University of California-Davis Arboretum, June 2024
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2024-06-19 15:53:00

Baby turkeys! On my block!
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2024-06-18 04:48:11

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If Picard is set in Los Angeles then ST: tD should be set in idk Milwaukee

2024-06-18 04:46:39

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So I'm thinking the cast should include Miles O'Brien, Eugene Cordero (as Pillboi and *not* Rutherford), Q Jr, and Daniels/Kovich

2024-06-18 04:44:05

So one of my Mastodon hobbies is posting show ideas for new Star Trek shows without any context or explanation
But my idea for Star Trek: The Dog is stuck in my head. If I were better at Photoshop I'd make character posters like for Star Trek: Picard

2024-06-15 18:20:36

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@npub1f5g…yudr it also works as a Mad Lib,as you've just demonstrated

2024-06-15 16:39:57

#StarTrek Complaints
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2024-06-15 04:46:41

I don't know why Trump is in the news today. Being from Milwaukee, I can confidently say that literally every Republican hates #Milwaukee, and Wisconsin politicians gain points by ragging on Milwaukee.

2024-06-13 23:29:02

Is this CyberTruck™'s license plate a reference to the owner's divorce??
(Also enjoy the reflection of the loaf of bread I picked up I'm not sorry it's there)
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2024-06-10 13:51:08

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@npub1sfl…gczt we had something similar in our house about like a month ago

2024-06-08 13:32:59

I'm taking a Friday and following Monday off because my parents are visiting and I have no idea what day it is now

2024-06-05 23:52:44

#Alaska question: can you recommend a good #creditunion in #anchorage ? I have a client who's moving up there (temporarily?) and I said I'd try to find a credit union with financial counseling services like I provide.
#creditunions #anchoragealaska

2024-06-05 04:24:41

Fun fact: my father in law went to same high school as George Lucas, and was a year away from him
And my grandfather in law was George Lucas's high school principal

2024-06-02 22:36:19

I finally took The Boy to the zoo
Also Sacramento doesn't exactly have a stellar zoo
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2024-05-30 21:38:46

He finally won 100% of a popular vote

2024-05-28 21:02:03

I made an impulse purchase
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2024-05-23 17:07:06

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@npub18lj…80hq I will only release the hostages if Lower Decks is uncanceled

2024-05-23 13:39:32

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@npub19fc…ay3c I feel called out

2024-05-22 12:53:49

Make it go
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2024-05-20 13:54:51

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@npub1mxu…3edu awaiting breakfast
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2024-05-10 18:15:35

The Moopsy has graduated, so your bones are in even worse danger
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2024-05-09 00:10:16

Oh so if you make a huge payment to your mortgage, your credit score goes down. I see how it is.

2024-05-02 15:04:12

World is a fuck
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2024-05-01 13:50:43

#MayDay
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2024-04-29 13:46:26

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@npub1sfl…gczt tech doofi of the world unite

2024-04-28 03:35:13

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 i mean
Technically
That *is* a theropod
Doing that now

2024-04-27 14:03:18

Wesley wishes you all a quick and painless #caturday
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2024-04-22 01:06:28

Me as an expectant parent: I'm a pretty boring person. How am I going to engage with a kid?
My son, after about a year: [finds the letter S hilarious]

2024-04-18 21:04:26

I've never been present for a piano tuning. This is the most annoying sounding event.

2024-04-10 19:33:56

Have lunch while you work, I thought. I won't have any distractions, I thought.
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2024-03-25 01:31:45

#bloomscrolling at the #UcDavis arboretum: Western redbud, and some manner of ceanothus, from far away and close up #MargaretForScale
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2024-03-23 14:07:26

Tfw your kid wakes up at 2:30 and doesn't get back to sleep until 4:30 #parenting #help

2024-03-18 04:01:20

Look at this ceanothus. Yowza. #bloomscrolling
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2024-03-17 20:25:06

#SilentSunday #DavisCA
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2024-03-10 15:45:38

I found a patch of wildflowers along 1st Street, including Nemophila and Clarkia. But Clarkias have another month before they even start.
#bloomscrolling
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2024-03-09 22:07:09

if you make an appointment with a professional on a Saturday, make sure you keep the appointment. That person probably doesn't want to work today, but they worked less during the week so that they'd have space in their payroll for working with you. And they took time out of their precious weekend, away from their family, and then drove to East Sacramento for you and then also had to drive back home, even though there were TWO accidents on the Causeway and it took an HOUR to drive home to Davis.

2024-03-09 04:03:43

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@npub1sfl…gczt my own conspiracy theory is that they're lying about lying about aliens. I don't think they know anything about aliens, but I do think it's in their interests to make people wonder.

2024-03-05 03:18:08

Yes, Californians, don't forget to take direct action, to protest and demonstrate, boycott and speak out, chain yourselves to courthouses, but also to vote
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2024-02-25 05:33:48

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@npub184f…gpf3 I see you

2024-02-23 14:18:29

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@npub1sfl…gczt wait but is it for or against kleptocracy

2024-02-22 20:41:09

Omg what a beautiful fucking day

2024-02-22 04:09:10

Hey so this guy wouldn't exist without IVF
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2024-02-19 23:53:29

Found the loophole
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2024-02-18 22:00:22

A friend said that, for their first year, babies are just learning physics and honestly that makes so much sense

2024-02-14 00:24:23

It's 4:23, when everyone who doesn't like weed is realizing what they're smelling

2024-02-11 23:32:58

Person walking by: nice Niners colors love it.
Me: *hangs head in shame*
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2024-02-11 16:49:07

#caturday #silentsunday
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2024-02-10 02:43:09

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@npub1sfl…gczt they live in a ship with artificial gravity and a holodeck, so they probably just have a computer that can do their makeup for them

2024-02-07 02:30:32

So in my job as a financial counselor, I get all kinds of requests for help
I have a client whose problem is ADHD (she says so), but said that finding ways to make paying her debt down into a game would help.
So here's my weird little attempt at making it a game
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2024-02-05 01:00:32

I have been -- and always shall be -- your frenemy
#Catstodon
#PetsOfDeSoto
#SpockBox
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2024-01-28 22:42:03

My daphnes are blooming
#bloomscrolling
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2024-01-25 15:23:26

I just realized that, although everyone in the family, including the cats, has a different last name, only the humans in the house have middle names.
Sorry, cats

2024-01-23 02:09:37

The great thing about the #FriendsOfDeSoto is that sometimes you'll just get art in the mail for no good reason and sometimes the art will glow in the dark
#FoDs
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2024-01-22 19:08:37

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2024-01-20 15:37:46

Two very different #caturday views
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2024-01-18 15:44:23

Help I have the 1997 smash hit song Torn, as covered by Natalie Imbruglia, in my head

2024-01-16 00:44:29

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Update: he's fine now. But for how long?
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2024-01-16 00:24:38

An 8 month old kid who starts uncharacteristically and unconsolably crying is probably teething, right?

2024-01-15 23:32:10

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@npub18lj…80hq take a fucking nap

2024-01-15 20:58:12

We don't have a TV in the house
But we do have a front loading washing machine, and that's basically the same
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2024-01-15 05:56:34

I'm a beast of burden lol
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2024-01-12 04:19:49

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@npub1sfl…gczt Jeeve got into a fight with a balrog??

2024-01-09 15:40:03

In a misguided attempt to combine my shitposting platform with my professional networking platform, where are my #creditunion people and #FinancialCounseling folks?

2024-01-09 03:32:55

#IDoDeclare
An interview with Mike McMahon, showrunner of Lower Decks
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2024-01-07 18:27:24

Currently wearing:
Long underwear
Wool socks
Wool flannel
Fluffy wool cardigan
Whatever bit of Wisconsin winter metabolism I had has finally died off.
I'm fn ~cold~

2024-01-07 01:30:35

Wesley is requesting an emergency landing. His airplane ears are undamaged, but one of the windows blew out
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2024-01-07 01:26:49

We gave The Boy some salmon to eat
Now guess what the house smells like

2024-01-06 23:24:58

Werner the Existentialist Beige Bee says: do not be sad, for all of life is suffering. You must lie and say that you are happy. You need not acknowledge the pain that suffuses all of existence.
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2024-01-06 15:37:48

I've been using heavy cream in my coffee. But today the cream ran out, so I had to scrape the buttery solids from the inside of the carton, and put that in my coffee.
So now I won't be using anything else

2024-01-05 04:52:43

Stolen shamelessly
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2024-01-04 14:51:52

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 @npub1dqu…npc5 @npub1pgx…636r so aphids are basically tribbles??

2024-01-01 16:56:56

I hope you have an Arthur Dent-worthy 2024
So you get to have a nice cup of tea just the way you like it
No one shouts at you
You can play with your dog a bit
You can go down to the pub
You don't get blown up
Earth doesn't get demolished

2024-01-01 16:37:44

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@npub18lj…80hq Sopranos
Game of Thrones
The Wire
Because HBO doesn't make money with laudable characters

2024-01-01 02:24:25

This was the very first photo of 2023. I wonder what my first photo of 2024 will be.
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2023-12-31 04:20:28

It's still #caturday, but only if you zoom in too far so it's too blurry
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2023-12-30 17:35:36

You've cleared the cache in Chrome, but you need to clear your cache in here [gestures to heart]

2023-12-30 15:20:56

Our son is too young to make up names or stories about his toys, so it falls on me and my wife to do that.
So meet Werner, the existentialist beige bee.
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2023-12-29 21:44:45

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@npub16vj…86fj if you're not following @npub1jwz…d2ah you need to reexamine your life

2023-12-28 00:15:21

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@npub19fc…ay3c hey you follow me *high five*

2023-12-26 20:53:39

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@npub1sfl…gczt okay yes but I had cabeza, lengua, and carnitas tacos for <$5

2023-12-26 20:52:23

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@npub1sfl…gczt nachos aren't included in Taco Tuesday specials :(

2023-12-26 20:47:46

This year the day after Christmas falls on Taco Tuesday

2023-12-26 14:11:46

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@npub19fc…ay3c Today's film is yet another romp for cash from Marvel Studios. They're starting to release movies from their less known comic book lines, so today's film is about a scrappy bunch of underdogs teaming up to protect Milwaukee. We're watching Great Lakes Avengers, starring Adam Baldwin and the Shemp Howard of the Kardashians, Louise.
It stinks.

2023-12-26 14:05:38

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@npub19fc…ay3c today we're watching the sequel to Zack Snyder's 300, 301. It's a rip roaring romp through homoeroticism in the bronze age
[He shows a clip that I'll think of later once my coffee has metabolized]
It stinks