★ Kobi LaCroix ★ / is on Nostr

Recovering comedian, polymorphic fox-shaped lava monster, self-appointed Sheriff of Saturn, singing voice of the Wingdings font. Kinda looks like Jeff Bridges if you squint really hard.

Last Notes

2024-08-03 23:49:53

The scientific name for coyote, Canis Latrans, literally just means “barking dog”. What a letdown.

2024-07-20 05:52:10

Finding out that Jack Black’s half brother designed drone tracking systems for the US military, and I could not be any less surprised.

2024-07-13 04:06:52

I think you misheard me. I didn’t say white conservatives need to be won over. I said they need to be run over.

2024-07-08 18:18:03

I don’t miss the past. I miss having a future.

2024-06-24 01:03:14

I do not want to watch a couple of angry old white men bicker about how best to destroy the planet.

2024-06-20 22:38:32

Liberal: “Okay, suppose you’re at a restaurant, and the only options on the menu are broccoli and dog shit with broken glass in it—”
Me: “That’s a serious health code violation. You belong in jail. I’m making a citizen’s arrest.”

2024-06-20 22:38:32

2024-05-28 05:54:33

Things I’m worried about:
1. America is headed for a complete and utter near apocalyptic collapse. Economically, infrastructurally, economically, intellectually, you name it.
2. All of it will be blamed on China.
3. The vast majority of Americans, who will be sick, starving, and angry, will either eagerly stand by this lie or reluctantly fall in line behind it.
4. This includes the vast majority of American “leftists”.
5. This includes you.
6. This includes me.

2024-05-19 01:51:45

I think society would improve tremendously if we accepted that nothing is truly intuitive and dropped the stigma around having to be taught things.