telluride
Telluride

Father - Recovering TradFi Evangelist - Life & Longevity Coach - Retired Strength & Conditioning Coach

-Follow me, I’ll follow back.
-Repost my note/comment ill zap your ass.
🧡👊🏻🍻

#carnivore
#carnivorediet
#longevitycoaching
#BTC
#MSTR

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Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

Telluride@BitcoinNostr.com

NIP-57 Address

wittylion1@primal.net

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Last Notes

2025-04-04 14:30:49

GM ☕️
My stance with the tariffs is basically that
—Everyone I know who's been wrong about literally everything for the last 10 years is SUPER pissed about them.
So the 'inverse retard' indicator says that everything is probably going to be fine.
🧡👊🏻🍻

2025-03-27 16:57:26

GM ☕️
Bitcoin is inevitable.
🧡👊🏻🍻
https://m.primal.net/PvPq.jpg

2025-03-26 13:52:05

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For the record, I don’t own any 😀
BTC>MSTR
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2025-03-26 12:26:55

GM ☕️
Up 13% premarket.
Have a nice day
🧡👊🏻☕️
https://m.primal.net/PtjA.jpg

2025-03-25 00:46:36

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These Disney remakes are getting nuts

2025-03-23 17:40:24

GM
☕️
https://m.primal.net/PqWj.jpg

2025-03-20 19:02:18

GM☕️
https://v.nostr.build/avUZWkB6G0ZzIYrO.mp4

2025-03-20 19:00:00

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It doesn’t bring anything new to the table AND it’s missing some features I like from ones I’m already using.
Its not a bad wallet, its just irrelevant.

2025-03-15 15:43:53

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The dietary Cholesterol metric is a myth created by big pharma to get people on statins for life.
I didnt come to that conclusion quickly. I’ve struggled with the same issue my whole life. There’s been some really reliable research done showing the research has been fabricated.
(Similarly with amyloid plaques in the brain regarding dementia)
https://x.com/i/grok/share/aUCPoWxEDmdCvpidGrNEvQjH4

2025-03-12 04:59:08

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Fact because he said it?
Or
Because it’s documented ?

2025-03-12 04:54:41

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Your zapper isnt zapping and it made me sad cuz tru

2025-03-10 14:36:56

https://image.nostr.build/3d1be765100612d961db284ed222259036fb61936edf778b4b4632aba64b49c9.jpg
#nevent1q…r3kx

2025-03-07 18:50:55

Can somebody with some meme skills make: “Shower thoughts with Derek Ross” a thing?
⚡️⚡️⚡️3 digit zaps for quality submissions ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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#nevent1q…2wfn

2025-03-07 18:04:56

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https://m.primal.net/OUwm.jpg

2025-03-07 03:54:39

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Same same

2025-03-07 01:28:08

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I’m in 100% agreement.
This is a very bullish development.
DONT FORGET THAT
—> Bitcoin sold off for 30 days down into the mid 50’s after the ETF launched.
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2025-03-06 23:06:15

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Bushido of Bitcoin goes into this idea quite a bit.
-I quite liked that book. It challenges the notion that all power corrupts.
Instead it says people who seek power tend to abuse it.
True leaders don’t covet it because it come so naturally to them.
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2025-03-06 12:20:27

GM ☕️
https://m.primal.net/PVjU.jpg

2025-03-06 00:32:13

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It’ll probably fall short of that, but if Trump pulls the trigger and ruggs the other strategic cryptos, (like I suspect)
It could definitely happen.
🍻🧡👊🏻

2025-03-05 21:31:36

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- **The Satoshi Slider** - A tiny burger honoring Bitcoin’s smallest unit, perfect for a quick bite.
- **The HODL Burger** - A massive, stacked burger you’ll want to hold onto forever.
- **The Blockchain Baconator** - A bacon-loaded beast with layers as complex as a distributed ledger.
- **The Crypto Crunch** - A burger with extra crispy toppings, because who doesn’t love a little volatility?
- **The Moon Lamb Burger** - A lamb patty for those dreaming of prices going "to the moon!"
- **The Forked Fries** - Fries with a twist, split into two styles (soft and hard, naturally).
- **The Pump & Dump Pickle** - A tangy pickle spear that’s here for a good time, not a long time.
- **The Ledger Melt** - A gooey, cheesy burger recorded in every bite.
- **The Mining Milkshake** - A thick shake that takes some serious effort to suck up—worth the work!
Yesiusedgrok🧡🍻👊🏻

2025-03-05 20:31:02

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Trump could cure aids and someone would find a way to throw some shade

2025-03-05 16:21:19

GM☕️
https://m.primal.net/Msyc.jpg

2025-03-04 18:28:29

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☕️

2025-03-04 13:59:26

GM ☕️
If you’re ever feeling sad about Bitcoin’s price, just go for a run…
-Coz then you’ll realize that your physical health is way worse than your mental health.
🍻🧡👊🏻

2025-03-02 20:55:09

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https://m.primal.net/MAOc.jpg

2025-03-02 20:18:18

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Unfollowed
Muted
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2025-03-02 19:48:28

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Yeah I was there last June for a few weeks and almost everyone I interacted with had very positive things to say.
The few complaints I heard were from people wanting to rely on the government for handouts.

2025-03-02 17:01:22

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Just click on a profile of someone you like and look the people they follow. As a rule, I just kinda follow everyone unless I don’t like their content or they spam a lot.

2025-03-02 16:41:44

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browsers are designed to use your data as a commodity. Im sure the addons better than nothing

2025-03-02 14:56:15

GM ☕️
🧡🍻👊🏻
https://m.primal.net/PRFc.jpg

2025-03-01 14:28:22

GM ☕️
-If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced...
"BOOM"
I hope that blew your minds
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2025-02-26 03:55:31

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Bitcoin tourism:
https://m.primal.net/MrId.jpg

2025-02-25 21:25:23

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Love/Hate this
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2025-02-24 14:37:07

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“Its kind of a big fcking deal”
“And Im not letting it go”- Dan Bongino
Adam Schiff is not having a great week
https://m.primal.net/PJYp.jpg

2025-02-21 23:40:51

“Kayfabe” (professional wrestling term)
—everyone knows they’re pretending including the audience but everyone goes along with it.
Extreme oddity of human nature.
⚡️⚡️3 digit zaps for reposts that reply⚡️⚡️
https://m.primal.net/PGEO.jpg

2025-02-21 19:40:30

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If he consensus, he could do it again. Market share is significantly higher now than 2016 but makes for some fun drama
🍿

2025-02-21 18:56:20

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Paper derivatives market is being destroyed as we speak.
Paper:gold is ~128:1
I bet the Bank of England wont make it to EOY.
Ask chatgbt (or whatever ai you like) what the value of gold would be if COMEX stopped trading altogether.
Interesting times.
Physical gold deliveries have been T+2 as long as I’ve been alive. All of a sudden, there’s rumor of an actual audit…. suddenly T+62?
Weird huh?
It’s actually been closer to T+90 if complaints from COMEX customers are to be believed.

2025-02-21 14:03:44

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Reign down hellfire
Justice boner incoming…
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2025-02-20 15:24:57

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I get it and I hear you
—but In a digital world when someone can use ai and google glasses to instantly pull up all your posted information, your opinions, all your associations, things can get dark real fast.
we can’t possibly conceive of the exploits awaiting us.

2025-02-20 15:17:58

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Daddys home.

2025-02-20 15:03:21

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https://m.primal.net/Mkzm.jpg

2025-02-19 19:06:39

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People that repost AND comment thoughtfully in my posts ALWAYS get a ⚡️
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2025-02-19 17:32:59

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People that repost AND comment thoughtfully in my posts ALWAYS get a ⚡️
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2025-02-19 17:20:51

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This is the way
👊🏻🧡🍻

2025-02-19 04:08:11

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Goofy is a dog so what is Pluto?

2025-02-17 18:39:17

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Sorry :/

2025-02-16 16:26:32

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Perverse incentives get perverse outcomes
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2025-02-16 15:06:51

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There have been many books predicting this outcome. A reset of sorts is needed.
Corporations are not subject to the same repercussions as individuals. Pfizer kills some folks with a profitable product, there’s no jail time, just a fine that makes it less profitable but no real accountability.
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2025-02-16 14:50:29

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Password123!
🤣

2025-02-14 19:34:09

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Word brother
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https://m.primal.net/OgLG.jpg

2025-02-13 19:07:01

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Also tru
https://m.primal.net/MabB.jpg

2025-02-13 11:37:36

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Nobody cares about Monero

2025-02-12 20:10:13

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You gotta do a bomb #introductions post.
Introduce yourself and give some folks some reason to follow you.
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2025-02-12 20:04:12

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Most people have trouble grasping the size of these numbers.
To put these numbers in perspective, 1 million seconds is 11.5 days (317th of a yr)
1 billion seconds is ~31.7 years
1 trillion seconds is 31,700 years
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2025-02-12 19:12:58

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🤡
https://m.primal.net/OTpT.jpg

2025-02-12 14:24:48

GM ☕️
Over three times more people in DC are googling "Criminal Defense Lawyer" than anywhere else in the US
https://x.com/martybent/status/1889544336972349450
https://m.primal.net/OcZC.jpg

2025-02-09 14:57:32

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GM
🧡☕️👊🏻

2025-02-07 02:12:41

https://m.primal.net/OTzu.jpg

2025-02-06 23:25:07

“Large Scale Social Deception”
$9.1M from USAID
https://m.primal.net/OTpW.jpg

2025-02-05 18:39:34

#note182y…c86p
https://m.primal.net/ORru.jpg

2025-02-05 02:24:07

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My son would adopt you
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2025-02-05 00:19:39

What your go-to?
—You get a free sandwich once a day for the rest of your life.
Which wich?
⚡️1k sats for the first 3 to guess mine
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https://m.primal.net/OQjs.jpg

2025-02-04 17:22:09

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White population is like 7-8% of the planet? Crazy times
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2025-01-24 18:13:27

Takeaways from this thread:
A picture with a shoe on your head proves your likeness but not your sex.
We need shoe on tits ASAP.
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#note17pp…8agf

2025-01-22 14:46:26

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Nice.
Ever done a dry fast? I just listened to a podcast about it.

2025-01-22 02:57:35

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100%
Couple pieces of advice:
-Takes a couple weeks for your body to stop wanting carbs. Be ultra strict during the first 2-3 weeks.
-After your first 3 weeks, you can introduce a little complex carbs. I recommend avoiding anything processed. Very Modest amounts of fruits & berries only.
-If you’re exercising, don’t stop just because your body is making you think you’re tired.
-if you’re not exercising, start.
And lastly
-Don’t look for carby/bread replacements. They are mostly gimmicky bullshit. Better to eat whole foods. Potatoes and starchy shit can be worked in later after your body is used to your new diet.
Ive been mostly carnivorous for a couple years now. I just eat mainly big portions of meat and some small sides of vegetation here and there. I never eat grains or sugary shit anymore unless I’m out to a dinner.
Besides feeling better and it’s easier to keep weight off, Im always amazed how much gas i get when i occasionally eat pasta, or bread now. 🤷‍♂️
🧡🍻👊🏻🥩

2025-01-22 02:39:48

Its starting to sound like Inverse Kanzan may have some alpha to be had. Also a Monero 💩 calling out another for 💩 is just grand.
-He may be a disappointing shitcoiner but At least he’s doing the rug pulling not stupid enough to buy it lol
#note156d…6ayz

2025-01-22 02:07:23

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100%

2025-01-21 13:20:09

https://m.primal.net/NsoV.jpg

2025-01-19 16:05:20

https://m.primal.net/Nnzb.jpg

2025-01-17 01:17:15

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https://m.primal.net/NgOw.jpg

2025-01-16 23:28:44

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I love that one. Heres my version
https://m.primal.net/NgOw.jpg

2025-01-16 22:41:46

Whats the oldest meme in your camera roll? This is mine.
⚡️⚡️Post yours for ⚡️⚡️
(Better be old af)
🍻🧡👊🏻🥩
https://m.primal.net/NjxT.jpg

2025-01-14 17:27:59

https://m.primal.net/NgXJ.jpg

2025-01-14 16:37:52

While I get your point and dont think people should just “trust me bro”,
-Think about this from a game theory perspective.
-If he rugged us, where would he go?
-Wouldn’t he be better off just doing what he says he’s doing?
He’s on track to be the worlds first Trillionaire.
I just dont see the incentive to do anything other than what he’s doing.
🧡🍻👊🏻🥩
#note10jm…7k6l

2025-01-14 16:35:27

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While I get your point and dont think people should just “trust me bro”,
Think about this from a game theory perspective.
-If he rugged us, where would he go?
-Wouldn’t he be better off just doing what he says he’s doing? He’s on track to be the worlds first Trillionaire.
I just dont see the incentive to do it.
🧡🍻👊🏻🥩

2025-01-14 14:41:03

😀😂🤣😝😵
https://v.nostr.build/uJavmsFhk0mMofS5.mp4

2025-01-14 14:32:52

Thanks for the surge dipshit. 😂
🧡👊🏻🍻
#note1jcr…saww

2025-01-14 14:17:37

Is Jamie “Dimon” Evil or just stupid?
It just occurred to me that he struggles with last names.
⚡️⚡️+Reposts that +reply here get 3 digit zaps⚡️⚡️
https://m.primal.net/NUuq.jpg

2025-01-14 00:49:48

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Yeah… Built in batteries is a disaster waiting to happen for a lot of folks.
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2025-01-14 00:25:18

👀
https://m.primal.net/NfWf.jpg

2025-01-12 15:00:00

The incentive to use lower cost ingredients (that taste good) is too strong. Especially in the inflationary environment we’re experiencing.
Im not a huge proponent of govt regulation but this feels like a no brainer.
#note1p89…j6nt

2025-01-07 19:05:39

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Relevant
https://m.primal.net/LIuS.jpg

2025-01-07 18:58:39

Me during these crabby sideways Bitcoin days before inauguration
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https://v.nostr.build/JHc2aV9fhAx4TQ7l.mp4

2025-01-05 18:07:24

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Bounty still open if someone does this today. Im out of pocket until this evening
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2025-01-05 17:31:11

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Cool.
Not trying to monetize this, i need it for a webpage. Im happy to send any business to them. I don’t intend to actually make the shirt at this point.

2025-01-05 17:27:08

I have a request for someone to make me a T-Shirt template.
Here’s the prompt I was using but I cant get it quite right and I’m in a time crunch.
⚡️⚡️4digit Zaps for creating this for me⚡️⚡️
I want a black T-shirt with yellow text.
I want the tshirt to have the same theme. The color, design & font are the same as the picture provided.
modify this image by:
- Changing the text to say “Satashi” instead of Satoshi.
- Use quotes around Satashi like this: “Satashi”
- Add the name: -Jamie Dimon, as though he is the person saying the word “Satashi”
- use the sam theme.
- Replicate the face as closely as possible.
- Keep the font and colors identical.
The modified image should be in PNG format with a resolution of 1920x1080.
https://m.primal.net/NTWu.jpg

2025-01-03 02:38:16

Coldcard Q incognito
X link s just there for the video I couldn’t download for some reason.
This is cool af
🧡🍻👊🏻
https://x.com/beansbulletsbtc/status/1874604126119854486
https://beansbulletsbitcoin.com/products/stealthboy-coldcard-q-case
https://m.primal.net/NPnY.jpg

2024-12-29 01:43:34

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Prove it

2024-12-29 01:09:59

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Im old but im serious. Best change I ever made to my routine was doing more volume every week but spreading it out. Game changer.
Stick with your program but keep this comment in mind next time you’re up for some change.
🧡🍻👊🏻

2024-12-29 00:57:49

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Not if you do some legs everyday.
😎

2024-12-28 18:53:32

What wallet or services can I pre load $10 worth of sats to give instead of a tip?
I regularly tell people, Ill double their tip if they accept it in bitcoin. 85% success rate.
I remember someone saying there was a service that would let you reclaim the sats if they went unused.
⚡️Zaps to any and all thoughtful replies/reposts
Im looking for ideas. ⚡️
🧡🍻👊🏻

2024-12-28 16:44:24

IRS safe harbor deadline is December 31st, 2024
A Must watch (skip to 4-6min if you want to skip the remedial tax infos)
TLDR:
Probably a good idea to document and timestamp your holdings now in case of an audit down the road.
👉please don’t be stupid with your digital records 👈
AI can easily read your photos.
#note18sf…3639

2024-12-28 16:16:22

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Follow everyone and mute if they annoy you.
Repost accounts and spammers just unfollow or mute.
🧡🍻👊🏻

2024-12-28 15:22:04

This feels obvious to me but Im sharing it anyway. Im constantly surprised at how uneducated the under ~30 crowd is with stuff like this.
⚡️If you repost, ill zap your reply ⚡️
https://x.com/lopp/status/1873014152043868378
@npub17u5…t4tp
https://m.primal.net/NJRu.jpg

2024-12-16 22:55:42

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https://m.primal.net/MyLl.jpg

2024-12-16 11:38:09

GM WEIRDOS ☕️
I have this great poem I wanted to share with you this morning.
@npub192k…43u7
💜🧡💜
https://m.primal.net/LJLW.jpg

2024-12-16 02:56:45

Pardons by president
https://m.primal.net/MxVN.jpg

2024-12-16 02:09:52

Good Evening Weirdos 🍻
In celebration of a new ATH
I will be unloading some
🌽⚡️🌽⚡️
on some mfs that:
—reply & repost—
Primal zaps are not working atm —you have until they fix it to do your worst.
🧡🍻👊🏻⚡️
https://m.primal.net/MxTp.jpg

2024-12-16 01:28:29

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No letting me zap u