GummyNerds

Troll Count, GummyNerds. Son of Van Goat.

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Last Notes

2023-11-10 03:11:36

"I can hear machinery." #science

2023-11-10 03:10:55

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@npub1jv9…xlms
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/384/058/403/666/073/original/adf9598d14cb22ee.mp4

2023-11-10 03:09:39

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science (Official Video - HD Remaster)
"It's poetry in motion."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k

2023-11-10 02:45:44

Disney's "Pinocchio" - Give a Little Whistle
When you get in trouble and you don't know right from wrong,
Give a little whistle!
Give a little whistle!
When you meet temptation and the urge is very strong,
Give a little whistle!
Give a little whistle!
Not just a little squeak,
Pucker up and blow.
And if your whistle's weak, yell "Juminy Cricket!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51x532yW1lY

2023-11-10 02:43:25

Those darn kids and their pocket Bibles. #Geeze

2023-11-10 02:41:50

Have more children than carbon neutrality allows. #ResistWeMuch

2023-11-10 02:40:10

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@npub1xje…85rf "Land of the Free [to obey], and the home of the [Enslaved]."🎶

2023-11-10 02:34:07

Idiocracy Clevon
"Get your hands off my junk!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Q_yL0svDc

2023-11-10 02:11:06

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2023-11-10 01:06:18

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@npub1fag…c8c7 Stop showing this!!!
It's a... trigger finger.

2023-11-09 20:06:59

Chris Christie IS food noise.

2023-11-09 19:44:21

Where lie your thrills?
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/382/301/615/363/191/original/f4ce9e40469df54f.jpg

2023-11-09 18:33:19

"All I learned in school was how to bend, not break, the rules."
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/382/023/216/749/962/original/ef4780cc8edaaa82.jpg

2023-11-09 18:32:59

Oh, what fun we had!

2023-11-09 18:30:50

Gird your loins, your senses, and such.

2023-11-09 17:51:00

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@npub1gjv…nuca Godspeed and Happy Show Day! #ITM

2023-11-09 15:12:48

She's a river?
A red river?

2023-11-09 15:08:49

To our folk hour!
http://listen.noagendastream.com/noagenda

2023-11-09 14:57:34

"It was assumed that the farmer would labor in the rice field with his Negro man, but of course not the planter with his thirty-three slaves." - Life and Labor in the Old South, describing the beginnings of South Carolina's rice industry

2023-11-09 14:45:48

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@npub1vrv…97jm @npub19wl…aenr @npub1pth…7hwl
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/381/128/328/846/179/original/c789ed5d0cfc83de.mp4

2023-11-09 14:42:42

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@npub1zla…samq
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/381/116/294/957/004/original/6c330fd8833a688f.mp3

2023-11-09 14:18:20

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@npub1zla…samq This is no laughing matter.

2023-11-09 14:14:19

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@npub15tp…649k Was he still wearing his face-diaper?

2023-11-09 13:50:10

"All you mother-fuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother-fucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/380/909/088/485/811/original/84d57d225e2099d3.jpg

2023-11-09 13:47:51

Sensitive seaman. Or, is he sensitive to semen?
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/380/900/053/721/072/original/53a4c909208af796.png

2023-11-09 13:44:10

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@npub1jrw…a8cw "Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmasters breaking all the rules
Having fun and playing fools
Smashing up the woodwork tools"🎶

2023-11-09 13:42:53

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@npub1y4a…c7ls How was this morning's breakfast of piss and vinegar?

2023-11-09 02:36:26

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@npub1v0u…tjcq I understand your meaning.

2023-11-09 02:34:03

George W. Bush "Fool me once, shame on, shame on you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ6N-sb7SVQ

2023-11-09 02:33:24

Politician... where the P stands for Pathological Liar.

2023-11-09 02:32:48

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@npub1fey…x6rp From their lie-holes, naturally.

2023-11-09 02:27:22

Musket Shooting demonstration at Jamestown Settlement in Virginia
"A butterfly!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRjj1lmWFI

2023-11-09 02:24:44

Buffalo Bob | Joe Dirt (2001)
"It does what it's told!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tFgDaMmV_s

2023-11-09 02:22:35

https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/378/204/385/467/803/original/1aac91f28afb5e07.jpg

2023-11-09 01:57:42

WIERD AL YANKOVIC - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies (Official HD Video)
"That little Clampett got his own jet airplane. That little Clampett he's a millionaire."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPzFnZkZmI

2023-11-09 01:38:09

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@npub1u05…5ztj Not all heroes wear capes.

2023-11-09 00:29:00

Truck Drivin' Song
"I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQHRxH82PM

2023-11-08 22:38:02

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@npub1kt3…pgcv That's not entirely true. My local history is rich with tales of persons grown to old age (e.g., eighty years). My family's history attests the same.
People married young for other reasons, and you're smart enough to know the reasons.

2023-11-08 22:00:22

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@npub1mcj…dq3v What think they of the tractor pinot?

2023-11-08 21:25:44

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@npub18z9…c3uf Four fifties would be a cool 200.

2023-11-08 20:19:18

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@npub1823…zdth @npub1a2m…f8a5 haha!

2023-11-08 20:18:53

Drowning in a sea of extravagance.

2023-11-08 20:17:42

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@npub1jt6…7veq That's your modern cultural influence showing. Before we became surrounded by luxury items, childhood once ended sooner. @npub126q…j3hv

2023-11-08 19:43:57

@npub126q…j3hv My third-great-grandfather was 26 when he married my 14 year old third-great-grandmother.

2023-11-08 19:40:18

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@npub126q…j3hv "On August 12, 1824, Henry Baird married the 14-year-old Elizabeth Fisher, who had been his favorite student."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_S._Baird

2023-11-08 19:18:48

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2023-11-08 19:13:25

PhDeeze Nuts

2023-11-08 19:08:39

Ctrl Alt Right Delete

2023-11-08 19:07:46

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@npub1hyw…ke8d The only naked whines I hear about happen when I disrobe. #TheyreJustJokes

2023-11-08 18:59:23

Step 1: Establish Ant Farm
Step 2: Grow Ant Farm
Step 3: Shake Ant Farm

2023-11-08 18:58:22

Look at that happy smile. He's beaming!!!
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/376/459/044/886/690/original/8b2ba3519e8cc3b2.jpg

2023-11-08 18:55:56

Pic of Adam 🧑🏼‍🎓 with PhD Diploma. Election Shenanigans. Funny Meme. NA News.
"Checks should be sent directly to the No Agenda Show, Box 339, El Cerrito CA 94530. Your support means everything."
https://mailchi.mp/dvorak/pic-of-adam-with-phd-diploma-election-shenanigans-funny-meme-na-news

2023-11-08 18:47:52

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@npub12sx…3rm4 U.S. Smarmy

2023-11-08 16:12:01

Are you well-traveled?
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/375/804/470/218/657/original/b822b678f2a09266.jpg

2023-11-08 16:09:44

"They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the problems you could see"🎶
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/375/792/164/224/985/original/a5c9033132ce2b05.mp4

2023-11-08 16:08:07

"They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine on new technology
And now I understand the problems you could see"

2023-11-08 15:54:55

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@npub1nqw…melw "How are you today?"
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior?"

2023-11-08 15:51:48

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@npub1fag…c8c7 Cops
Single women.
Long-married women.
Soy.

2023-11-08 15:44:27

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@npub1kyk…nu0w It's decent of you to be so very honest with them, and such.

2023-11-08 15:43:16

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@npub1fvt…ywkw Ah, delicious retard bait.

2023-11-08 15:42:16

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@npub1fag…c8c7 "...about what, I have no idea."

2023-11-08 15:22:03

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@npub1qfa…czag "I don't think anyone who serves should not be allowed to vote. That would just discourage participation even more."
Discouraging participation, and reducing the number of participants, is the goal.
Remember what happened when people elected "the most popular president ever"? #LOL 😂

2023-11-08 14:40:31

"a full 40" LOL
Oh, you overburdened slave.

2023-11-08 14:39:58

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@npub14m4…23su Male.

2023-11-08 14:39:45

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@npub19wl…aenr Riiiiiight?

2023-11-08 14:39:34

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@npub1qfa…czag Ensure a stake through property would offer the incentive to be less mobile, which might be a good think for the welfare-class presently ensconced in the "nursery of vice" (e.g. military personnel).
Furthermore, a person can own property and be mobile, Mrs. False-dichotomy.
P.S. I hope Mexico doesn't bring you down today.

2023-11-08 14:36:13

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@npub1g8x…ey02 It's your life to wreck.

2023-11-08 14:27:52

Universal suffrage is insufferable.

2023-11-08 14:27:23

If the system of voting need be, the privilege of voting should, once again, only be granted to property owners.

2023-11-08 13:54:57

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@npub1a73…7y6q Hardly.

2023-11-08 01:06:54

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@npub1j0a…f5gh Thanks, Admiral Akbar.

2023-11-07 23:13:31

Mars Cheese Castle - Open 9am to 7pm everyday.
"Storm the battlements!!!"
https://www.marscheese.com/index.html

2023-11-07 22:53:12

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@npub12zz…tt6z May I ride upon your shoulders?

2023-11-07 19:26:33

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@npub1faj…jmnp Mooove over numbers 32 and below!

2023-11-07 18:35:50

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@npub1w6v…exxg That's a pathetic-looking photo.

2023-11-07 16:13:06

https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/370/146/592/462/823/original/d2a44f34698484a9.jpg

2023-11-07 16:11:04

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@npub1tzh…pl3c #fish

2023-11-07 15:44:50

It's one thing to be master. It's another to be a slave and yet another to be slave-driver but...
The worst position is attempting to communicate with a drone who is ensconced in their employment-Matrix within the medical industrial complex.
Soulless creatures, the lot of 'em.

2023-11-07 15:39:56

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@npub1gjv…nuca Don't sweat it.
Lots of people enjoy masturbating.

2023-11-07 14:54:28

Some people, despite having no pressure, seem to be under quite a lot of pressure, or so says the Queen.
Queen - Under Pressure (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

2023-11-07 13:43:17

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@npub1jrw…a8cw Fuckin' A.

2023-11-06 22:01:21

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@npub1gqw…w4m4 "It goes by faster than you think."
Operation Warp Speed

2023-11-06 18:52:33

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@npub13at…quy9 Moe might want to brush up on his factz.

2023-11-06 05:10:19

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With A Hernia (Official HD Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg

2023-11-06 05:06:08

https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/361/862/251/665/987/original/025eeab5a0fb1958.jpg

2023-11-06 05:05:23

2023-11-06 05:04:09

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@npub1wpm…a9uj Some might say... THAT! is a great question.

2023-11-06 04:39:35

I do believe, this video portends the future of @npub1ahf…jdrc
"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (Official HD Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ

2023-11-06 04:37:49

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@npub1uh7…ce87 @npub1a0q…3tmr If you put the Indian into the land, everyone wins!!!

2023-11-06 04:36:32

Tomorrow's breakfast preparation will be smoother thanks to tonight's prior planning.
Huzzah!

2023-11-06 04:35:10

"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road (Official HD Video)
"So have another triple-scoop with me!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beTsDOBRs8I

2023-11-06 04:34:18

"You're always welcome in Wisconsin!"*
*unless you're margarine

2023-11-06 04:33:33

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@npub1uh7…ce87 @npub1a0q…3tmr Is it illegal for Wisconsin restaurants to replace butter with margarine, unless a customer requests it?
"Yes."
https://wisconsinwatch.org/2023/03/is-it-illegal-for-wisconsin-restaurants-to-replace-butter-with-margarine-unless-a-customer-requests-it/

2023-11-06 04:29:40

Fuckin' A.

2023-11-06 04:29:28

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"Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were)
Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is)
(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)"

2023-11-06 04:29:12

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"They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there
Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm
Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm"

2023-11-06 04:28:47

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"Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap
Mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm
Ah, mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm"

2023-11-06 04:28:33

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News (Parody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" - Official HD Video)
"Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm, ah"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c

2023-11-06 04:26:10

The Muppet Show - In the Navy
"We want you Jew, we want Jew, we want Jew for a new recruit."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68

2023-11-06 04:16:41

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"Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus"