spiders / is on Nostr

Best Poster on the Fediverse.

I'm moving all my chatty stuff here and keeping the other account more art-focused!

I like to draw. Art is gonna be at @heatherhorns

Skedaddle if you're under 18!

raunchier at @heatherhornt

This account is gonna be locked soon. for now I'm gonna keep it unlocked for those following on the other account to move over

(I have pretty serious depression so my tone can vary sometimes. I try to keep from getting bleak )

Last Notes

2025-04-19 21:15:37

imagine going back in time and showing this to da vinci
https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/114/366/697/122/844/268/original/e661ccdfb99ce471.jpg

2025-04-03 18:44:29

Dog bit a baby bunny and i can't take them to a wildlife rehab till 90 minutes from now and realistically that baby's toast cause they didn't react to me picking them up, i think the back legs aren't moving at all
I'm just sitting here and that baby's struggling but they were probably already in shock from me picking them up. Idk i don't think the baby's going to be okay

2025-03-29 04:52:51

People claim we're past a monoculture and then casually reference something called Keratine Clown and act shocked you haven't heard of it. And then you go outside and see some kid with a Keratine Clown shirt and for the rest of your life you hear people say stuff like "nice reference to Keratine Clown" in response to random comments

2025-03-28 22:45:07

Q: why does that user in their thirties not state their specific age instead of "over 30" or a year
A: 1. Don't make us say it
2. Your thirties feel like one singular age that you are for ten years
3. Every year is two months now and we can't be bothered with updating every two months
e: due to popular demand
4. To maintain some degree of privacy and safety

2025-03-20 21:10:16

like, when you get to it, fascists/billionaires functionally exist to cause ruin and suffering, they're like the fucking mucinex man for cruelty
which is why i think they want climate change to happen, because there's where the roads they walk are leading to. You want more land? Someone has to lose land. Accumulating more wealth? Need must be created.

2025-03-12 20:22:37

Capitalism is when you train humans to be paperclip maximizers

2025-03-11 20:34:26

I think the real theme to the 2020s is masks slipping. Like, all the lies papering up the world you live in are just becoming so insultingly overt.
It's become impossible to give people leeway for ignorance. "That's just the world they grew up in" just carries no weight now. It's not just that the emperor is marching around naked, it's like, his dick is out and it's gotten sunburnt and there's a cat batting at it, and now it's raising and it's wet all over. There's no fabric

2025-03-11 03:01:53

Socially anxious and posting too much means there's never total confidence that a toot vaguely complaining about other people isn't cause i fucked up somehow

2025-03-07 20:24:45

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@nprofile…g4gu
https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/114/123/015/487/003/030/original/bd606e7336605aea.png

2025-02-19 09:50:13

Cant sleep, thinking about the most recent eo
What is left

2025-02-18 23:14:14

i saw this on reddit amid a lot of comments about how tinfoil hat this is, and how this isn't better than flat-earthers looking for codes about lizard people.
The point of this shit is to maintain plausible deniability while sending a coded message, so I see WHY it feels like paranoid nonsense. So like, let's distinguish, here.
Instead of being judged by "is there another explanation", you need to ask what the impact is
https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/114/027/394/691/154/524/original/29f63b1063f25a2c.jpeg

2025-02-17 21:33:34

do we have a term for those apparent reverse-dog whistles like "transgenderism" where people accidentally reveal they've been getting their information from bad sources?
if not, can we call it an echo chamber accent

2025-02-13 03:11:18

You ever notice how people who believe completely batshit things tend to have more esoteric pockets of historical knowledge? Like, the really hardcore ones that have all these opinions about breeding stock humans and stuff
Like, some of the grudges they'll hold is for shit i never even heard of. They'll be like, making generalizations based on some 12th century war Nauru and it's just like..okay i don't know about that but I'm pretty sure that doesn't explain eugenics

2025-02-11 19:49:15

"you're hot"
Cis People: thanks! Guess I just won the lucky draw
Trans People: thanks! The most powerful people in the world tried to stop me and i did it anyway

2025-02-08 05:24:06

the best iq you can have is none at all
if yours is low, then saying iq doesn't matter will feel like you're just trying to make yourself feel better
if yours is high, it could be twisted as false humility. you pompous ass. feel bad about this.
but not knowing yours, there's no baked-in retort
never know your iq or bmi

2025-02-08 05:19:34

wait did this guy say chatgpt told him his iq
https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/113/966/575/581/076/052/original/6761b5d4cb3f35f7.png

2025-01-24 18:40:28

just wanted to say like
conservatives don't care about the contradictions
it's not the same as a democrat lying. republicans are about power. if they lie to achieve their goals, that's savviness. if a democrat does it, it's betrayal
if their politician lies to them or keeps their intentions secret, it's probably for the authoritarian ends that the republican either wants or trusts - due to authoritarian leanings - is actually just strength and playing the game well.

2024-06-13 23:11:52

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@npub1dzj…4cun i always get defensive on behalf of the animal