Jon Roach

Chartered Engineer, pro photographer, & endangered MAMIL. Brand Ambassador for Earl Grey tea. Toots deleted regularly. Ho/Hum.

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2024-09-17 10:23:33

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@npub1hqx…944s typical GSP from what I hear! (from the owner of a very thick dog)

2024-09-14 12:55:25

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@npub1nhw…g2sy #TramDriverChampionships

2024-09-14 11:05:27

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@npub1nhw…g2sy HOW did you find this?

2024-08-28 08:56:38

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@npub1f6s…y8ra alternative title "Hair Caught In Folding Chair" 😀

2024-08-07 07:53:14

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@npub1f6s…y8ra this is good bonkers.

2024-07-28 09:13:19

and now neither can I
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2024-07-19 09:33:29

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@npub1hqx…944s for my next trick, an evaluation of back injury diagnostic performance. How are you today?

2024-07-06 16:21:22

The lavender has had a great June but now it's going to seed. #lavender #BloomScrolling #gardening #July #summer
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2024-07-02 10:44:15

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@npub1f6s…y8ra I love the variations in tone.

2024-06-08 10:26:31

Surely the best candidate for #PrideMonth is March.

2024-06-04 14:41:59

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@npub1nhw…g2sy that photo took me a while to decipher, I thought it was a robot dog wearing a VR headset!

2024-05-18 06:31:37

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@npub1f6s…y8ra pasta shapes growing in the wild.

2024-05-11 06:26:21

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@npub1f6s…y8ra the balaclavas put me in mind of kids television programmes fronted by the IRA.

2024-04-26 20:25:19

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@npub1hqx…944s top 17% 🎩

2024-04-22 15:25:35

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@npub1f6s…y8ra also "What fire? There's no fire."

2024-04-17 07:25:26

Great A'Tuin is described as having a "meteor-pocked shell", but what protects the elephants from meteor collisions? #Discworld #EqualRites #GNUTerryPratchett

2024-04-07 07:44:28

#SilentSunday #StilleZondag #StilleSonntag last week in Oostende
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2024-04-06 11:59:39

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@npub1nhw…g2sy wow 👏

2024-04-05 11:15:00

One for @npub1f6s…y8ra - in our Gent apartment, a street art map.
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2024-03-27 17:40:51

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@npub134g…qaau traditionally, a napster slept through copyright theft.

2024-03-09 20:01:42

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@npub1nhw…g2sy 😆🙄 great illegal Gladiators moves!

2024-03-03 09:00:10

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@npub1f6s…y8ra zebras are more advanced than we thought

2024-03-02 17:51:08

I would like an episode that celebrates Mark Clattenburg's Consett roots, in which he calls all the males "man" and all the females "pet".
"Jake, man. You will go on my first whistle."
"Sandie, pet. You will go on my second whistle."
"Legend, man. You are disqualified."
"Sabre, pet. Do not step out of your zone."
#Gladiators

2024-03-01 10:43:56

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@npub1hqx…944s I imagine when you reach that age you don't care whether it's an unseemly hobby!

2024-02-28 21:49:40

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@npub1hqx…944s shared this with Roach Minimus as inspiration for their GCSE graphics coursework.. Expecting a call from the school tomorrow. Need a fag now. #parenting

2024-02-05 12:07:31

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Monday morning completed.

2024-01-27 18:37:06

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@npub1nhw…g2sy I am recording this and I can't wait now! 😀

2024-01-13 17:59:32

5.50 is a stupid time for the programme, don't they know it's dinner at six? #Gladiators

2023-12-18 09:28:39

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@npub1f6s…y8ra what sort of London punk sticks up their middle finger? Punk Father Christmas flicks the Vs. 😆

2023-11-30 17:46:38

1. I unfollowed the #3goodthings on grounds of signal/noise.*
2. Dodged the worst of the snow flurries on this morning's bike ride.
3.having decommissioned the hot tub that came with the house, energy bills are predictably much reduced.
* oh, the irony

2023-11-29 17:45:57

Sunrise this morning over the South Island from Avon Beach #photography #Solent #IsleOfWight #dawn #sunrise
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2023-10-31 22:22:13

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@npub1200…aqy2 hi Barbie! Looks amazing.

2023-10-21 07:16:21

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@npub1hqx…944s 480 sounds like an organisational nightmare. Parking on the big field at Grasmere ?

2023-10-14 07:30:06

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@npub1f6s…y8ra polka-dot geese are great.

2023-08-01 17:40:48

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@npub1200…aqy2 <immediately unsubscribes> 😀

2023-06-22 17:02:16

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@npub10xg…h39u @npub1200…aqy2 hat tip to you

2023-06-15 17:13:59

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@npub1200…aqy2 I've heard that Taylor Swift is well known for her activism and generosity, perhaps she'll sub you. 😀

2023-06-15 17:12:59

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@npub1200…aqy2 is that deranged, or merely inarticulate?
I say this as someone who shares their home with a life sized cardboard cutout of the lady, and who occasionally says hello to it when they go into Roach Minor's room.

2023-06-14 08:15:28

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@npub1200…aqy2 are we talking about the teeth thing or the dance thing?

2023-05-15 20:56:21

100 tulip bulbs for £10, bargain of the autumn, and a statement of pagan faith in the promise of spring.
And.they totally detract from that.vile grey brick flowerbed.
#tulips #tulpen #gardening #spring
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2023-05-10 16:23:10

Happy tenth birthday to the elaborate chocolador. Nice ear-ring.
I haven't tried teaching her any new tricks.
#DogsOfMastodon
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