Air Quotes Comedian

I woke up at age 50 and decided I was now a comedian. As mid-life crisis go it could be worse. Of course, I am having it in public but fortunately I have no audience so, you know, swings and roundabouts.

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2024-09-15 04:52:21

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He has a stand-up thingy on Netflix just like a real comedian might have.
I didn't know this. I thought he was just some gammon twat on YouTube but I just learned he's some kind of comedy kingmaker.
Now I've learned something completely unnecessary and that irks me.

2024-09-15 04:49:49

TIL Joe Rogan is a comedian.
And here I am, been going through life simply thinking he was a cunt.

2024-09-10 17:32:49

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@npub1csg…pfvq
* slowly pushes mouse out of view *
Pffft! Trackball or mouse?
Keyboard!!!!

2024-09-09 12:55:37

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@npub1csg…pfvq Cheers.

2024-09-06 04:36:31

This one could be the one that gets me banned from YouTube, but I would've thought the algorithm would've picked up on the whole, "Hang on this guy is promoting criminal activities," even before I hit publish.
I'm fucking around and gonna find out I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBJNqOMg5T0

2024-09-05 18:10:16

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@npub1csg…pfvq I was expecting some profound insight but all he did was smell the coffee.

2024-09-05 10:54:32

What makes a Leon?
That's what the thumbnail asks and I've been thinking about it.
If I had read the thumbnail correctly I might not have.
What makes an icon?

2024-09-04 02:10:13

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@npub1ugh…92hc I like to squeeze out an "exactement" now and then in my best French accent that I wouldn't dare let a French person hear.

2024-09-02 23:24:09

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@npub1ugh…92hc I've taught a couple of different people to play chess and obviously did a good job because I can't win against them for nothing.
I like chess but I'm absolutely rubbish at it.

2024-09-02 03:39:35

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@npub1the…k9sg You just don't walk into my living room and declare that you're stealing my status without me at least saying, "Would you like that gift wrapped?"

2024-08-31 19:19:55

I didn't take this today but I thought I'd share a photo of Bobbins being metal to finish up.
@npub1w90…68c4
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/058/235/889/482/357/original/773d3549bdc8d4fe.png

2024-08-28 23:49:34

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@npub1ugh…92hc I should switch to Blender because sooner or later I'm ditching Windows (no 11 for me) and 3DS Max is tied to that OS where as Blender isn't.

2024-08-28 23:18:04

They should've called Generative A I Quentin Tarantino.

2024-08-14 15:15:14

An informative post with a strong opening joke followed by a slightly dull middle bit that drags on just a little bit too long and ending with a fumbled pun that will offend somebody.

2024-08-14 15:15:14

An informative post with a strong opening joke followed by a slightly dull middle bit that drags on just a little bit too long and ending with a fumbled pun that will offend somebody.

2024-08-13 21:37:41

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@npub1ugh…92hc Every time an Israeli spokesperson or Zionist apologist appears on screen I just scrub through them because they're not even worth listening to.
Their lives are as valueless as their lies.

2024-08-09 03:51:37

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@npub1ugh…92hc Why would genocide I vote genocide for genocide genocide Kamala genocide, genocide, genocide?

2024-08-09 03:44:12

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@npub19uy…0n85 I feel like it takes some brass ones to make capitalist apologia when no-one but millionaires can afford a can of garden peas.

2024-08-08 11:39:24

Some positive news.
https://youtu.be/n4QT1uKmje4

2024-08-08 03:21:26

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@npub1ugh…92hc The perfect vehicle for pulling Cybertrucks out of small puddles.

2024-08-06 06:37:13

We should try to get along with our NAZI enemies though. Be the bigger person and clap them on the shoulder and say with sincerity, “It’s gonna be alright mate, it’s all sugar in your gas tank from here on in.”

2024-08-05 08:44:15

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@npub16yk…gh74 Today WILL be a good day, at least that is my plan.
May your day be a fine day too.

2024-08-03 06:48:09

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@npub1ugh…92hc I don't have any either.

2024-08-03 06:39:51

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@npub1v77…cpyk Nicely put.

2024-07-31 01:58:11

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@npub19uy…0n85 I hope they like photographs of the cats.

2024-07-26 02:53:14

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@npub16a0…ghcl There's two people I'd like to see buckled up into that Tesla that's in low Earth orbit.
Without the benefit of any kind of encounter suits of course.

2024-07-24 05:33:06

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@npub1csg…pfvq Videos about floating plasma toroids for example.
Much more interesting to me than the oligopoly, which takes entirely too long to play.

2024-07-24 04:43:11

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@npub1zt3…0v09 Bunny!

2024-07-23 06:12:54

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@npub16yk…gh74 Yeah. A nice pen.
Then I need to find a pair of shoes.

2024-07-22 11:24:30

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@npub16a0…ghcl Here's a video I made basically saying "Fuck McDonalds" and why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOiVWkNj2_c&pp=ygUSbWNkb25hbGRzIGJsaXB2ZXJ0

2024-07-21 03:26:41

To cap things off we have Bobbins eating from a dish bigger than she is.
She's about twice the size she was when I first saw her, but still smol.
@npub1w90…68c4
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/112/822/338/233/777/034/original/1afa683e011d3348.png

2024-07-19 02:25:59

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@npub1ugh…92hc Agreed. People can vote if they want, even though it achieves nothing, but don't force your bullshit on to me because you might have to meet "Mr. Tongue Fingers" and nobody wants that.

2024-07-19 02:20:28

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@npub1ugh…92hc Hulk 'Syrup' Hogan.
"Syrup of figs = wig", bit of the old Cockney rhyming slang for you there.

2024-07-18 03:15:43

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@npub1rr4…h68k Well, that was certainly an arrangement of words.

2024-07-16 15:11:45

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@npub1k7q…3lrw Well. That told me.
:)

2024-06-25 14:01:32

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@npub1the…k9sg I've been waiting to see some MSM coverage but so far I've not seen anything.
They've been having problems for several days if the YouTube thumbnails are anything to go by.

2024-06-24 08:07:14

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@npub16yk…gh74 It's (my) Friday and in a few short hours I'll have the week to myself again. 🙂

2024-06-23 09:16:22

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@npub16yk…gh74 She seems to have a firm grasp of what is what.

2024-06-23 07:53:10

I'm not usually one for sharing articles but this one I found to be a crackerjack read.
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/tawinikay-autonomously-and-with-conviction

2024-06-15 13:37:30

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@npub1ugh…92hc Let's not get all paranoid now, and start believing what we're seeing with our very own eyes.

2024-06-15 13:22:12

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@npub1ugh…92hc Biden's administration just greased the skids for the national draft.
They're proposing the same in the UK.

2024-06-15 13:14:29

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@npub1ugh…92hc We're fucked either way.

2024-06-14 22:43:30

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@npub1csg…pfvq I think it's the first thing I mention in my bio.

2024-06-09 06:43:06

I feel like Inspector Bumstead from Dark City, in that he remarks, "Nobody ever listens to me," several times throughout the movie.
I only mention it because I'm pretty sure I asked for the genocide to stop a while ago now, and I can't help but notice that it hasn't.

2024-06-08 05:21:13

Another one of Bobbins.
@npub1w90…68c4
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/112/579/311/959/884/916/original/0d2f8cbb0bda5d9f.png

2024-06-08 05:18:16

Not in my lap, but I thought @npub1w90…68c4 might appreciate some of the other snaps I took.
Pictured here is Bobbins.
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/112/579/299/695/412/387/original/f5da4f1e87d6c13b.png

2024-06-06 17:30:13

2 cats in my lap.
1 less since I started typing this.
I curse the Great Maker for this unwelcome event.

2024-06-01 05:09:11

This is the latest addition to our cat family. Bobbins since Tuesday.
She's already using the litter tray (she has to really climb to get into it - it's amazing).
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/112/539/627/300/362/915/original/b0e9cbb3625e2d69.jpg

2024-05-16 14:40:28

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@npub1ugh…92hc Biden only did that because he wanted to revisit the fond, personal memories of the Chinese Exclusionary Act of 1882, when he was a young man.

2024-05-16 02:29:55

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@npub196g…6gjh Hey, I use those words to describe adult sex things, but only to emphasize how much fun they're having.

2024-05-15 12:02:07

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@npub1nh4…hgrw Thanks for sharing the bandcamp link. I forget that YouTube has login requirements for certain things.

2024-05-15 11:47:54

The only question I have is this.
How is this one of the lowest rated metal albums of all time? The title alone is top-spot material.*
Black metal anti-fascist noise. Brilliant.
*for the purposes of this post I temporarily pretended that ranking art is somehow an acceptable thing to do.
https://youtu.be/o2M9DvWcshk

2024-05-14 14:48:19

Ah yes, I'm beginning to see the problem with putting in the cat flap.
The basic shape of it is this: I'm going to actually have to get up and do it.
What I need is a pocket fascist.
You know, one of those little, pocket-sized fascists you can buy online that scream at you with their tiny, mouse-like squeaks.
"Get to work you lazy Irish [slur]" It would say, and I'd be like, "Well, if it'll make the pocket fascist shut up then..."
But, sadly, a pocket fascist is 5 delivery days away (2 FedEx) so that solution is moot.

2024-05-13 00:21:51

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@npub1k7q…3lrw I'm pretty sure it's something the hip, fab, and trendy new Doctor Who would say with aplomb.

2024-05-12 08:36:05

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@npub16a0…ghcl OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOT BRITNEY!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

2024-05-10 06:22:35

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@npub1p9t…mltx I used to buy goods in MO to evade Illinois taxes but have been boycotting MO since they went all anti-abortion and transphobic. Fuck MO.

2023-09-17 07:51:05

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@npub1vkc…0wyj It was definitely Max Stirner I was looking for.
I wonder if he wrote lieder as well.

2023-09-17 05:52:14

I typed "Max ego" into a search engine because I couldn't remember Max Stirner's surname and he popped right up.
That little drawing of him that is so popular always makes me think he looks like Franz Schubert's evil twin brother or something.

2023-09-14 14:56:01

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@npub1k7q…3lrw I think Rocky Racoon should think about the relevance of post-modern expressionism in the post-post-modern deconstructionist era and how it might apply to their future art pieces.
Or, if nothing else, at least watch some Bob Ross.

2023-08-31 19:33:24

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@npub1rr4…h68k This will be useful for an upcoming video I'm doing on Fortress Unionism and Pro-Corporate unionism - we need alternatives to the unionism emmeshed in the system: made a eunuch by law, hobbled by government, and supported by workers for whom militancy seems a dirty word.

2023-08-30 22:55:01

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@npub1vkc…0wyj I didn't know Gollum was in Adrian Mole.

2022-12-19 05:32:42

A little about me. I'm an English man living in the USA (U.S. citizen now) with Irish heritage (my dad). I'm a *cough* comedian, musician, lover of drugs, work as a psychiatric nurse and, separately, a pediatric nurse (like two hours a week with them), and anarchist. I'm 50 years old, and I'm vegan, which sounds fine until you get to be my age and realize that every fart is a risky proposition. The way I see it, as far as humanity is concerned, ,"Above us only sky." I love that phrase but I did nick it from the homeless charity "Above us only sky."
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