kaia / is on Nostr

- fedi's original purple girl since 2021-02-07
- psychologist giving unsolicited advice
- I like coupling people. tell me about yourself and let me add you to my portfolio!
- wants to be a muscle mummy
- tomboy consultant
- NLP trainer when in dire monetary situations

let's be friends if you're not sus!!

"you're a fujoshi" - lain@lain.com
"fujo" - aetios@sns.minovsky.space
"fujo" - moth_ball@shitposter.world
"fujo" - bartholin@fops.cloud
"~~fujo~~" nullenvk@miku.place

#nobridge #nobot

languages: German, English, Luxembourgish
pronouns: kaia/kaia

Last Notes

2024-10-01 18:31:37

and then they piss on you?
https://media.brotka.st/media/3c8f89f203735b1adf2f12ca3e558357716925dda76a188b353595f7f57cc5dc.jpeg

2024-08-21 14:03:26

just lie about your height dude and fascinate her by giving her a piece of cheese when you meet her.

2024-08-15 19:40:02

the only credit card you need :heiterchrist:
https://media.brotka.st/media/8ecb6214b619c26fea2d531b832dfb6f53e67df4bdc27cfceebc5c581cba23c0.jpg

2024-07-31 09:50:02

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better than undeveloped INTJs who'd talk about how Arch Linux is the superior operating system and not learn a single fact about whom they are talking to.

2024-07-04 07:12:35

Prince of Monaco wearing a red jacket, looking like an early 20th century hotel employee
https://media.brotka.st/media/5c4b5659e9b644b1f6aef7bc3c5c5197107bf39992ab6f7ebca66f9366e215ff.png

2024-07-03 18:52:24

most therapists I met: quite happy
most psychiatrists I met: quite sad
:akko_mmh:

2024-07-03 15:36:15

can't get enough of that!
https://media.brotka.st/media/c0a77003b6abb1c424557ad3fabe01182e3cbd70e5659dfd1279d537e8da7cae.jpeg

2024-07-01 22:52:30

stop being your biggest enemy :02hug:

2024-07-01 08:34:17

still trying to get a psychiatric appointment for a friend.
A: "Have you tried doctor B?"
B: "Have you tried doctor A or C?"
C: "Have you tried doctor B or A?"
D: "Have you tried doctor B or C?"

2024-06-30 18:06:57

what guys really desire (secret)
https://media.brotka.st/media/c738d7e4792267ac6e1c2cc5e34e2aaa7b1097606112f27917943d09e4474171.mp4

2024-06-30 10:55:01

phrasing???
https://media.brotka.st/media/5cfe2208e4a1459b3131888d0bd96a84c43a190ca46c7140f2de2bc8cd98e639.jpeg

2024-06-26 20:48:49

to find hidden cameras in a hotel room, does it work to use a regular phone camera to look for IR lights? or would it require a camera without IR filter?

2024-06-21 16:19:22

Protect yourself from fraud on the fediverse<li>Use a secure password.</li><li>Use a second factor of authentication.</li><li>Check whether your password was leaked by PMing me your current password. This is a free service!</li><li>Never respond to unsolicited direct messages.</li>

2024-06-20 14:26:44

@npub1lg8…x456 I supported you all the way, cutie, but if you are a pony now I have to review our friendship :Sheew:

2024-06-19 21:21:12

the car Putin gave Kim is ugly
https://media.brotka.st/media/e7e7e5c4d77e12dbebd1ff7f31eaf2f78de649a1e59a779ef0130f92bbd1b755.jpg