Jonty Wareing

Accidentally responsible

Web: http://jonty.co.uk
Bird: https://twitter.com/jonty
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/jonty.bsky.social

Public Key

npub1838383wsdmwtp5xas3un9qfm4l2yawm78pg3juv6me2x6qe0m8qqyekrhz

NIP-05 Address

jonty_at_chaos.social@momostr.pink

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npub1838383wsdmwtp5xas3un9qfm4l2yawm78pg3juv6me2x6qe0m8qqyekrhz

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Last Notes

2024-08-15 19:07:22

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Nope, entirely user error. I was stationary on my drive at the time 🙃

2024-08-15 18:47:34

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Bike accident last night :(

2024-06-21 18:04:14

We finally have an Infrastructure Club outpost on the fediverse: @npub1mnf…khfq

2024-06-18 10:32:15

In the worst heist ever, someone stole all the doorbell buttons from Limehouse Town Hall.

2024-06-13 14:08:51

How dare you suggest I finish a project before starting another one! Starting new projects is how I distract myself from the upsetting heap of projects I haven't finished.

2024-06-11 15:50:15

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We do actually have a radiological safety officer in core orga

2024-06-11 15:43:27

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Call OHNO on dect

2024-06-11 15:40:27

Hopefully this is the closest we ever get to "extra hour in the ballpit" infamy

2024-06-11 15:37:19

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"But that's just the stuff in smoke detectors" say the reply guys who entirely miss the context of why this was problematic

2024-06-11 14:34:47

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This is not an invitation to "improve" our record

2024-06-11 13:56:35

This isn't exactly how I thought @npub1fak…rg6c would go down in history #emfcamp
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2024-06-07 18:42:57

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Things you will enjoy:
* The reusable cup vendors are absolutely astonished that we returned 95% of cups. Apparently that is the highest amount they've ever seen returned from a festival by a huge margin.
* The bin vendor was shocked that all the bins were present and correct, and none of them had been damaged.
* Some locals walked their dog through the site during teardown and say they love us because all the other festivals leave so much rubbish on site. They want to come in 2026.

2024-06-07 14:58:13

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Back when we decided our small camping trip would actually be a cool hacker festival, I could never have predicted that my favourite thing in 2024 would be a secret escape room in a shipping container about the murder of Microsoft Clippy.
I could not be happier with this result. I can't wait to see what happens next. #emfcamp

2024-06-07 14:50:37

It took someone mentioning how delightfully weird @npub1fak…rg6c has become for me to see it.
If took the giant potato home you were gifted a real potato. The fictional village of Bodgeham-on-Wye had a mass campaign to find their cryptid. Someone DJ'd using a pig.
My people. #emfcamp

2024-06-05 21:01:47

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We have now reconstructed their entire travel itinerary from a receipt, a scrap of packaging, and a packet of tobacco.
Regrettably there is no red string on site.

2024-06-05 18:43:26

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If anyone has drone photos of Thursday afternoon, specifically covering the area behind stage B, I would really like to see them

2024-06-05 18:39:19

If you are the person who abandoned a tent full of crap at EMF: We are going to find you.
You have enraged a group of people who enjoy puzzles and suddenly have a lot of free time.
Run.

2024-06-03 14:37:50

Well, that went a lot better than expected.

2024-06-02 11:38:04

Absolutely sure we are the festival with the highest number of attendees who packed a geiger counter though, so it's fine.
Yes I packed my geiger counter. #emfcamp

2024-06-02 11:36:24

To be clear, when we said "leave your unwanted junk in the swap shop" we did not mean radioactive material #emfcamp

2024-05-29 10:42:34

Every hour or so more people arrive, grab high-vis, and ask for things to do. There are hundreds of people frantically working because we decided it might be nice to go camping.
As ever, it feels absurd.

2024-05-26 19:42:16

A rough 48hrs, but some of the absolute nonsense people have built for @npub1fak…rg6c is cheering me up.
My favourite so far? A compiler you fax code to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-25-pRhpY

2024-05-24 17:54:06

Our environmental data feeds from @npub1fak…rg6c are now live, this is the spider forecast for next weekend
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2024-05-22 16:20:47

Whoever is absolutely blasting "Things Can Only Get Better" outside Number 10 while Sunak tries to announce a general election deserves an award

2024-05-18 17:57:03

Wales has launched their own "metaverse" and it is indistinguishable from Second Life circa 2006.
There is a big dragon. There are small dragons. You can ride a cable car. I have met exactly one other player.
https://visitwales.com/metaverse
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2024-05-17 20:42:35

After over a year of work it feels really strange to see everything clicking together

2024-05-10 14:48:44

I hope this email finds you. The email knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The email delivery subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the email from a server where it is to a server where it isn't, and arriving at a server where it wasn't, it now is.

2024-04-29 21:04:08

User: you charge me when people make unauthorised requests to an S3 bucket?
AWS: yes of course
User: but
AWS: working as intended
User: but
AWS: thank you for your money
https://medium.com/@maciej.pocwierz/how-an-empty-s3-bucket-can-make-your-aws-bill-explode-934a383cb8b1

2024-04-28 18:09:35

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There is absolutely no way the official logo designer didn't know exactly what they were doing here
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2024-04-28 17:45:46

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I regret to inform you it has more eyes in places it should not have eyes
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2024-04-28 15:17:40

2012 Olympics: our mascots are cyclopean nightmare fuel
Expo 2025: what if ꙮ could chase you
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2024-04-23 09:59:55

I think this might be the best t-shirt artwork we've ever had
https://www.emfcamp.org/tickets/tees
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2024-04-22 14:11:00

I'm sorry, but as a large landlord model, I cannot provide a useful service to my tenants

2024-04-17 20:32:15

Today I explained [@emf](https://social.emfcamp.org/@emf) was a "hobby I did in my free time" and also that the team was "hundreds of people" and they looked at me like I was a lunatic

2024-04-17 17:07:30

We urgently need more [@emf](https://social.emfcamp.org/@emf) sponsors - if we do not secure more, we will have to make tough decisions.
Tickets cover base costs, but sponsors pay for lovely things like our free childcare and talk transcription. Every little helps!
Find out more here: https://www.emfcamp.org/sponsor

2024-04-02 10:31:49

🚨 Underpants gnome startup alarm 🚨
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