alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell

Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice. DM for promos

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2023-06-30 15:29:21

Fucking Legend
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2023-06-30 02:38:52

Macron watches concert while France burns
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2023-06-29 22:15:55

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2023-06-29 20:24:02

If you’re having a bad day remember that Ron Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. That stake is worth around $300 billion today.

2023-06-29 20:17:42

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2023-06-29 17:00:52

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2023-06-29 13:55:41

Just hit 325,000 followers. Thanks everyone. What an incredible journey it has been. Love y’all ❤️
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2023-06-28 19:58:09

The White House: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.
Twitter:
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2023-06-28 18:25:13

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2023-06-28 16:18:20

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: COMMANDER ZELENSKY OF THE NORTH BRIGADE HAS FOUND THE ENEMY HIDING IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BUNKER 6 FEET UNDERGROUND.

2023-06-28 15:45:23

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: ZELENSKY FINDS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ.
THIS STORY IS DEVELOPING…

2023-06-28 15:16:39

Biden: Putin is losing the war in Iraq. Make it stop please, I beg you
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2023-06-28 00:27:40

The Pentagon: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.
Twitter:
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2023-06-27 20:27:35

Predict what price the S&P 500 $SPY closes at tomorrow
Im giving away $100 to someone who makes a prediction
Only guesses made through the link below are eligible to win
predictagram.com/user/contes…
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2023-06-27 20:21:31

Predict what Jerome Powell will say tomorrow using just one word

2023-06-27 19:05:12

All of these were supposed to be the next Tesla killers. Rest in peace
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2023-06-27 18:44:46

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @KamalaHarrisDem: I like it I like it
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2023-06-27 16:04:45

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2023-06-27 15:43:04

Set your reminders nitter.net/i/spaces/1OyJAVE… https://nitter.net/i/spaces/1OyJAVEpDboxb

2023-06-27 14:48:10

If you join my team here you’ll stay on my team after the draft. Join in the link below
predictagram.com/user/teams/… https://www.predictagram.com/user/teams/invitation/2847583

2023-06-27 14:43:06

We're holding our first ever stock predictor draft!
Join us on Wednesday, June 28, at 5:30pm EST for the draft of the best traders on @Predictagram_ in a live Twitter Space with all the team leaders.
Don’t miss the fun, be there!
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2023-06-27 14:12:25

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2023-06-27 02:04:41

BREAKING: CNN has obtained a tape recording of a conversation from 2021 involving former President Trump discussing classified documents
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2023-06-26 22:58:40

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2023-06-26 21:11:23

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: TITAN SUBMERSIBLE GOES MISSING
STORY DEVELOPING…

2023-06-26 18:00:27

The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.3 trillion went.
The White House: We don’t know where $6.2 billion ended up.
The IRS: We now have 87,000 new agents to make sure you report every penny you owe the US government.

2023-06-25 19:59:42

The Pentagon: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.
The CIA: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.
The White House: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.
Twitter:
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2023-06-25 16:43:23

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2023-06-25 14:37:13

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: REPORTS THAT THE US PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY HAS BEEN SHOT.
STORY DEVELOPING…

2023-06-25 14:15:49

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez: This is my last bet
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2023-06-25 13:54:28

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: BERLIN WALL HAS FALLEN.
STORY DEVELOPING…

2023-06-25 13:32:08

Coup attemptoooors:
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2023-06-25 03:26:37

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @cnn_press: BREAKING: NEW VIRUS DISCOVERED IN CHINA AFTER MAN EATS BAT SOUP.
STORY DEVELOPING…

2023-06-24 15:42:07

When you learn your enemy’s going through a major blow but remember if you win the war you won’t receive more funds
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2023-06-24 12:59:17

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2023-06-23 17:25:41

Next: We mistakenly launched all nukes
There is where it ends.

2023-06-23 17:05:31

JP Morgan: We mistakenly deleted 47 million records
The Pentagon: We mistakenly sent $6.2 billion to Ukraine
The Fed: We mistakenly printed $32 trillion dollars
Where does it stop?

2023-06-23 16:59:27

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2023-06-23 15:44:48

A story in three parts
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2023-06-22 22:11:57

Hit the subscribe button, we’ll be live streaming Elon’s and Zuck’s cage match fight.
Joking. Subscribe to support my work. Thanks
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2023-06-22 21:47:43

We accidentally deleted 47 million records
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2023-06-22 21:35:36

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: Fleets will be available again soon

2023-06-22 20:32:59

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: 🤣
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2023-06-22 20:05:43

Microsoft $MSFT has been added to Predictagram. Guess where it’ll close tomorrow for a chance to win $100.
You must follow @Predictagram_ and make your prediction in the link below 👇 Good luck
predictagram.com/user/contes…
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2023-06-22 18:41:51

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2023-06-22 13:35:58

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2023-06-22 05:26:41

Is this real?
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2023-06-22 04:47:21

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2023-06-22 02:36:11

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: He may know Karate but if I sit on him it’s game over.

2023-06-22 02:30:07

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: Alien vs. Cyborg

2023-06-22 02:24:04

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @ParodyofElon: I’ll fight Mark Zuckerberg with one hand behind my back.

2023-06-21 21:03:10

HOW DARE YOU!
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2023-06-21 16:16:30

The Fed trying to lower inflation
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2023-06-21 15:39:09

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez:
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2023-06-21 13:16:34

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez:
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2023-06-21 02:17:14

We made a $6.2 billion accounting error
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2023-06-21 02:12:11

We made is $6.2 billion accounting error
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2023-06-20 22:44:26

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2023-06-20 21:03:29

Zelensky after learning there’s another $6.2 billion coming his way after a Pentagon accounting error
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2023-06-20 20:01:56

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2023-06-20 19:18:31

This is a meme checkpoint. Share your best meme in the comments
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2023-06-20 16:09:42

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2023-06-19 20:45:36

Obesity is killing more people than anything else right now.
The world’s health leaders:
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2023-06-19 19:44:00

BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill
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2023-06-19 18:34:20

Please predict the price in the link provided. Thanks

2023-06-19 18:23:14

Who wants to win $100?
All you have to do is guess the closing price of $TSLA on June 20 for your chance to win.
Predict the price in the link below predictagram.com/user/contes…
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2023-06-19 13:35:38

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @GamblingMemez:
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2023-06-19 13:02:11

Hey @joerogan you really gonna debate this guy?
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2023-06-19 12:49:56

Got him
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2023-06-19 11:53:03

It was nice knowing y’all
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2023-06-19 02:36:42

Remember when Bill Gates said that Covid was caused by a bat
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2023-06-18 23:11:17

Quoting @BiggestttHater:
what is y’all most liked tweet? https://nitter.nostr.sc/pic/media%2FFy8OWWYWwAEU-ro.jpg

2023-06-18 19:22:08

Take shelter everyone, it’s over
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2023-06-18 15:49:36

WTF
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2023-06-18 15:08:12

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2023-06-18 12:44:20

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @KamalaHarrisDem: Remember on this Father's Day that fathers father children who need fatherly advice from only fathers who have fathered children.

2023-06-18 05:20:16

I’ll add $1 billion if the US National debt is erased by the time they fight
Quoting @jordanbpeterson:
I'll add $100,000 if they'll fight naked :)

2023-06-18 04:38:51

Someone has been murdered
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2023-06-18 02:18:21

Someone was just murdered
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2023-06-17 19:40:10

The US National debt has been in a bull market since 1970
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2023-06-17 18:35:24

The IRS when you have profits
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2023-06-17 16:57:21

When your parents told you you can be anything when you grow up
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2023-06-16 21:40:04

LMAOOOOOO
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2023-06-16 20:04:19

Elon tweeted this earlier. Be careful bro
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2023-06-16 19:39:07

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2023-06-16 18:35:38

The market is going to crash. I’ve been doing research for more than 100 years. See chart below
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2023-06-16 17:55:20

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2023-06-16 14:53:53

“Yeah she’s too old but I love her”

2023-06-16 14:51:51

Caption this
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2023-06-16 14:04:29

Just predicted that SPY will be between 440.54 and 441.77 by 12:00PM on Predictagram
Don’t forget to join Team Not Jerome Powell for a chance to win $500
Check the prediction here:
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2023-06-16 00:14:46

It was nice knowing y’all
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2023-06-15 23:46:34

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2023-06-15 18:44:24

“You know when you said if only Not Jerome Powell was the actual Fed Chairman, that was fuckin hilarious”

2023-06-15 18:39:21

Caption this
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2023-06-15 15:18:51

@alifarhat79 Retweeted @KamalaHarrisDem: I won
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2023-06-15 14:45:29

Everyone: Finally the Fed is going to start cutting rates after successfully lowering inflation.
The Fed:
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2023-06-14 23:14:45

Recap of my FOMC speech today
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2023-06-14 19:35:11

Who keeps bidding $NVDA? AI?

2023-06-14 18:40:48

I knew it
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2023-06-14 18:32:44

Who did this?
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