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“NOW POWERED WITH NATURAL INTELLIGENCE” I am a failed comedian who writes goofy jokes.

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2024-12-21 02:47:15

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@nprofile…kese
You only weigh 10 pounds?

2024-12-18 23:26:04

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@nprofile…7nr8 I’ll take one or two‽

2024-12-12 09:47:28

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@nprofile…gv3z It is an “Editor’s Choice” at Apple App Store. What could go wrong?
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2024-12-05 03:12:54

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@nprofile…5y8z
Now I can confirm that zipped hoodies have the artworks printed on the back.
I would like zipped hoodie with “Tiny Hiss” printed on the front - left chest.

2024-11-26 21:14:21

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@nprofile…5y8z
Somehow “classic zip hoodie” disappeared from “Hiss” design.
This one is “Box Cat” hoodie
https://www.teepublic.com/hoodie/54062025-box-cat?store_id=153710

2024-11-26 08:55:09

@nprofile…5y8z
For Zip Hoodies, where do the artwork get printed?
Is it on the back or on the front?
This particular one doesn’t look right.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/548/407/001/229/350/original/ed199dad8c0057cd.png

2024-11-26 08:55:09

2024-10-13 02:36:27

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@npub18hd…kf64
Having been a part of WordPress community since 2006, I am so disappointed with Mullenweg’s action these days.
Maybe it’s time for a new platform.

2024-10-05 07:04:49

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@npub1sk4…d83s gimme!!!!!!!

2024-09-19 19:14:06

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@npub1zw2…2aln well, good luck using my LinkedIn data to train “AI” 😏
My LinkedIn profile is full of gibberish.

2024-09-10 22:59:21

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@npub1uw8…88kr
“Mr. Bond, you cannot stop the thousands of satellites in orbit. They are ready for my plan to conquer the world. With my AI, I control informations.”

2024-03-05 00:12:05

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@npub1su4…a0dw I was looking to replace my car in 2022 with a plug-in hybrid one.
After trying out several of them, I ended up with none. That’s because all of them features touch capacitive controls. I definitely avoid them.

2024-03-01 08:26:36

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@npub1su4…a0dw
Why did it take this long?
CNET has been practically useless for longer than 15 years. Ever noticed their product reviews are merely product specifications?
Most of their articles were not even originals.
Their podcasts were hosted by people who didn’t understand science and technology.
CNET had been churning out useless articles for years. They get even lazier by using computer automated services to generate articles.

2024-01-25 21:41:27

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@npub1p9k…865w scalpers will always do that because there’s one person who would buy things at inflated prices.
For example, this Slayer “blood-filled” vinyl retailed at $200 and someone bought it for $1,000.
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2023-10-08 03:18:00

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@npub1eee…e209 I deleted Apple News after finding out I can’t block those ads. Content blocker does not work in Apple News.
Another info: Safari has not honored host file in a long time in macOS.

2023-08-15 08:31:16

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@npub1eee…e209
Let’s see your signature on this blank check of yours, payable to me, John.