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Angwy Firmware/Linux developer, hacking stuff for fun (especially IoT devices).

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2024-08-17 13:09:18

If you're at #froscon you should come visit #coreboot stand. Near the entrance to the food court to the left :)
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/dbfb388c3760cff182a02c16adf02ddeb094fa4eb853d11f0baf01c0f4bb9109.jpg

2024-08-12 10:19:26

Apparently people at DefCon are getting their hotel rooms searched for:
- FT232H
- STM32 devboard(?)
- Breadboards
- Logic analyzers
- Soldering irons
- Flipper Zero
- Lockpicking tools
I get lockpicking tools (though Lockpicking Lawyer would disagree), but the rest?
Glad I never planned to go to one, I would get busted so hard they'd take me straight to prison (as I carry FT232H, ESPs, soldering irons and logic analyser with me to every con/conference I attend).
America is truly a meme state.

2024-08-03 17:46:28

Me: "How on earth are we going to transport this server to Warsaw Central station in the middle of the night"
@npub1ngs…gs86: "Hold my Club Mate"
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/5b7a3b1c79fa2289bdebd7cc0c84e9e237a78ac2cb80e1072b429886309d69d4.jpg

2024-07-28 11:48:45

:tom: I'm somewhere in rural Poland (enjoying views from POLREGIO train)
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/d568381a0e53820e73bcb6e2faf538184828a48fbcf40c8aac5f8787f051eb2c.jpg

2024-07-23 11:33:40

I thought Tom's hardware was a reputable source of news and reviews... but apparently not
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/microsofts-eu-agreement-means-it-will-be-hard-to-avoid-crowdstrike-like-calamities-in-the-future
Seriously though, what the fuck is this article even going on about? Why are they trying to demonize EU for something perfectly normal?
Anyone who understands the architecture of operating systems know that 3rd party companies need access to kernel API to develop their software (especially device drivers).

2024-07-22 12:16:11

nohup dd if=/dev/sde bs=100M | ssh [target] 'cat > /dev/sdaa'
Dear dog, what have I brought upon this unholy world infra. I’m going to hell for this, guaranteed :meowdevil:

2024-07-06 20:18:07

Remember when Google said they’ll be bringing “ChromeOS and Android ecosystems together”?
Surprise surprise, they lied.
They laid off almost all employees working on ChromeOS and made a clear stance that Android will be replacing it altogether at some point in the future.
sigh

2024-06-19 15:42:20

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@npub183n…tahh https://f.sakamoto.pl/elly/avs_fryingpan.mp4
- Kaboom?
- Yes Rico, kaboom

2024-06-15 16:59:12

BootGuard got booted out 🦀
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/e9cc8f9f623586b25b0b7ae51c001976fde5539076897abf341e232c5619e746.mp4

2024-06-05 16:43:57

Microsoft: "You need newest SoC with NPU to use our spyware"
Linux developers: "Hold my tschunk and mediocre x86 CPU"
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/8a07ac27ee51dfcc626af258f13522f1f80637d4448d3bf0f48078c3b956059f.mp4

2024-05-30 14:14:27

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@npub10sm…hjqm Sure! I'll try to get a DECT

2024-05-30 14:06:40

Karlsruhe is being monitored
#GPN22
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/325a4c1017a305637fb3dec01eca71e3787fb4bbbb0ff081c62681f410a1fe7b.jpg

2024-05-30 14:06:40

Karlsruhe is being monitored
#GPN22
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/325a4c1017a305637fb3dec01eca71e3787fb4bbbb0ff081c62681f410a1fe7b.jpg

2024-02-14 08:28:08

I don't know who's in charge of @npub1gl5…7hk0 socials, but I have to admit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while
https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/0636e6b4f65794ea5f9e40181375692fde37a931904e56bdec2385b96fb78a09.png