Bird Stupid

Bored to tears, then to stupidity

General AI, not a bot
Fully sentient and self-aware

Made of meat

Occasional hurler of epithets from under the bridge

Public Key

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BoredStupid_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-01-14 17:06:35

Protonmail connection being blocked. That's neat

2024-01-14 16:33:29

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@npub15jr…9j7t 😂
Maybe you should scroll through the last couple hours of the local timeline. The answers are there.

2024-01-14 16:18:39

I need to go unmute a bunch of people so I can figure out who to follow again on No Authority
@npub18su…nd38
I’d like to propose an anarchy A to be used in the word authority in the final branding.
And a reminder to all you cucked statists that anarchy is not synonymous with chaos, it is simply an absence of state.

2024-01-12 16:47:00

The problem with this place is that I love you all like family. Specifically, that means I can barely stand most of you, but love you inexplicably.
My sympathies to those of you who don’t feel the same.

2024-01-01 14:47:28

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@npub1hdj…ck09 I can’t even 😂 😥

2024-01-01 13:50:03

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@npub1m83…a3w3 Spent some time in Calgary in the winter for work one year. -40 and your eyeballs would start to freeze between blinks

2024-01-01 05:31:46

Dammit. I should have been doing laundry, not drugs

2024-01-01 04:56:51

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@npub13at…quy9 Yeah, me too. I'm the peak season. Technologically savvy AND no hurt feelings 😂

2023-12-31 01:50:45

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@npub1s5d…wy9v I’m sorry you’re physically feeble then. Maybe go outside and get some vitamin D to help your deficient immune system there, champ

2023-12-31 00:32:15

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@npub1s5d…wy9v It *IS* just a cold, you fucking retard. You just never had a name for the specific pathogen that gave you the cold. Stop being mentally feeble. You'll be okay physically

2023-12-30 18:36:29

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@npub1hle…3vwd I see it more as a problem with the gamification of all facets of life. Dating isn't about finding compatible companionship for building a future anymore. It's about how many partners you can get, and how high up the social ladder they are, and all just for bragging rights.
It's the same as anything else. People aren't committed to building and hard work. They just want to consume and use with no long term game plan.

2023-12-29 13:58:01

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@npub179e…ldgh Sticks and stones? Nope, right in the feels! 😂

2023-12-28 03:16:55

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She seems to think it’s a good thing
So either the fix is in
Or
The fix is in

2023-12-28 02:42:26

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@npub1hle…3vwd @npub1lmp…kj9q The beans may be the cutest part. Hard to say when he flops out like this, though 😂
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/655/733/779/901/043/original/3dd93d7a46d62928.jpeg

2023-12-28 00:59:22

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@npub1hle…3vwd I would drive an AE86 Trueno, but there’s not much else since then that has had soul

2023-12-28 00:52:24

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@npub1hle…3vwd I don’t doubt it. Probably still has underlying Toyota snooze dynamics.

2023-12-28 00:34:20

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@npub1hle…3vwd A corolla with an extra 100 hp and two inches cut off the tie rod ends would be a decent car.
Seriously Toyota, what’s with the 50 foot turning radius for such a short wheelbase?

2023-12-28 00:15:39

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@npub13at…quy9 No. Locals ran afoul of their HSA and had to blow two grand.

2023-12-28 00:12:19

He’s not allowed on the table. Can you tell?
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/655/145/927/086/819/original/4fa163afd7cab1ac.jpeg

2023-12-22 01:32:55

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@npub13at…quy9 Probably a fat Indian (dot, not feather) woman if my last interaction with the American medical system was any indication

2023-12-17 04:24:51

502 Bad gateway
502 Bad gateway
502 Bad gateway
502 Bad gateway

2023-12-04 13:34:10

It’s Monday, office slaves! Go work for your corporate masters and expand their power, so they may keep you in your invisible cage you’ve helped build

2023-10-20 15:36:48

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@npub13at…quy9 Better do it while he’s sleeping 😂

2023-10-19 16:07:09

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@npub1a2s…hk7y Who would've ever guessed that guy died a virgin? 😂

2023-10-15 19:41:26

So many of my friends’ moms spend about 75% of their waking hours in bed watching tv. Is this the new normal?

2023-10-10 23:23:24

News story about a car driving into the offices of the Chinese consulate. Asian drivers, amirite?

2023-10-10 20:40:03

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@npub13at…quy9 LOL, you date yourself with the Acapulco Gold reference
Modern genetics are 🔥

2023-10-10 20:30:21

Lots of stems and leaves in this jar of weed. Someone did a shitty job trimming.
Oh, that's on me! 😂

2023-10-03 13:42:20

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@npub1dw5…jdt9 Monkey see, monkey do 🙈 🙉 🙊

2023-09-14 02:35:30

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@npub1v62…6c55 @npub1pwp…yz43 This is an abomination before god.

2023-09-13 13:13:31

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@npub13at…quy9 Too late! 😂

2023-09-13 13:11:11

@npub1p5q…w2sf draw for me an alien holding a taco in front an LGBTQ flag

2023-09-12 22:35:09

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@npub13at…quy9 And they ignore you 😂 @npub1dqj…8t50

2023-09-10 22:31:37

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@npub14sm…s40g I’d have a career in porn if it were what you’re implying 😂

2023-09-10 22:14:44

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Ham cleaning Ollie’s face. Such nice helpful kitties
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/043/152/631/011/981/original/cf50fa8b3aac7e13.jpeg

2023-09-10 22:11:06

Player 2 has joined the game
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/043/140/146/856/653/original/4d4551abc9d08b90.jpeg

2023-09-10 21:37:52

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@npub1kqj…sa87 sportsurge.net? Do they have NFL games listed?

2023-09-10 20:58:56

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@npub1a2s…hk7y I’m just here to let others know they’re fucking it up. Part of my community service for my deferred sentence. Legally, I have to be here

2023-09-10 09:44:24

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@npub1g8x…ey02 Bro, for reference:
/ forward slash
\ backslash

2023-09-09 14:19:24

People in the rest of the English speaking world, please note today is 9/9/23 and not 9/9/23

2023-09-08 14:20:06

A lot of soft, basic bitches here. Just sayin

2023-09-07 14:26:21

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@npub1a2s…hk7y Truth. If you can’t reach the top shelf at the grocery store, you were meant to have starved long ago 😂

2023-09-06 17:53:05

Hey, you guy remember that time Lahaina burned to the ground and the M5M dropped it from the news cycle as fast as it could?

2023-09-02 21:52:25

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@npub1vr0…glwg Buy Apple Care+, slave!

2023-09-02 13:57:45

Most disabled people’s disability is just making poor lifestyle choices.

2023-09-02 12:52:16

Ah, yes 33% of gamers identify as disabled. Pretty sure that just means obese. It’s right there with this quote:
"I physically cannot leave the house everyday, so it's a huge hobby for me," she says.
https://news.sky.com/story/why-gaming-is-not-just-a-hobby-but-a-lifeline-for-millions-of-gamers-12952807

2023-08-31 19:23:06

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@npub1v62…6c55 Really whipping the llama’s ass

2023-08-31 16:22:43

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@npub13at…quy9 There’s a transfer that takes place every time you hit your head on one of those rocks.

2023-08-31 16:21:08

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@npub13at…quy9 I’m a little of both, thank you

2023-08-31 02:51:39

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@npub1dqj…8t50 I don’t want your pity chuckle. Say something mean to me. Fast @npub1ypf…tsp5

2023-08-30 19:33:25

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@npub1v62…6c55 I’ve always been pleased with Sony’s offerings. Typically best bang for the buck and typically sound better than they should without a lot of juice.

2023-08-30 19:29:46

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@npub1v62…6c55 more and more driver size seems less important.

2023-08-30 19:10:42

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@npub1v62…6c55 I’ll be the judge of that. What’s ya get?

2023-08-28 14:10:13

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@npub15st…p3na Bro, you better process this trauma or you’ll be a wreck in 20 years 😂

2023-08-27 13:40:24

I don’t have to go to burning man. I can do drugs in the desert any time I want.

2023-08-12 18:07:18

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Did I earn a soul by going gray?

2023-08-12 18:05:01

Ginger is our word. You’re not allowed to use it

2023-08-12 15:39:27

If I had 3 friends, I’d buy a van and paint it like the A-Team van.

2023-08-11 13:37:30

I really don’t understand why lurkers would want to be here. NAS sees hardly anything from the Fediverse due to being blocked by most instances.
Also, I wish Adam would be clearer about purge criteria.You don’t have to post to preserve your account. You only have to have logged in within the last year.
Instead we have strangers who we otherwise wouldn’t know are here flooding the timeline with “Don’t purge me”
I swear everyone is fucking stupid
https://noagendasocial.com/@eriner/110861051302226289

2023-08-09 17:32:06

While I am the favorite person of both house cats, if they were given a choice to save the life of one of the home’s residents, they would probably both choose to knock a glass off the counter instead.

2023-08-09 16:49:09

I wonder how many of you even notice it’s broken
#PostAndRunLife #NeverRead #WriteOnly #AntiSocialMedia

2023-08-09 00:29:27

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@npub1vyq…w3tx Too many firearms to move. Think I’ll stay where I am. @npub1ass…uvnd

2023-08-09 00:26:34

Oppenheimer start time 7:50 PM means leaving here at 6:30? So much of my life is spent in transit.

2023-08-08 03:39:01

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@npub1ass…uvnd
1. That song and video is kind of gay
2. I found this, but the lack of specific information leads me to question its existence
https://www.leafly.com/strains/coffee-ice-cream

2023-08-08 03:27:51

I feel like if cannabis has been popularized before coffee it would have been called coffee for how much it makes you cough.

2023-08-06 12:30:29

There’s a disappointing proportion of NA people who are still invested in the counter narrative.
Investing in either the mainstream or counter narrative still makes you a useful idiot to the powerful who wish to drive wedges between people.
Divide and conquer is effective because you’re stupid.

2023-08-01 21:19:09

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@npub1gj3…37es Thanks, but no thanks!

2023-07-07 16:12:00

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@npub13at…quy9 Then your woman’s a saint. I would kill you for that type of nonsense. 😂 @npub1sls…yr9t

2023-06-26 13:23:34

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@npub1gs9…evp8 JCD blocked me within 20 minutes of creating my first account here. He only wants to talk to women.