Kitty Tantrum

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holocaust anticipator
"probably not a real woman"

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2024-06-25 23:32:27

just eating a lemon like an orange over here :coffee_cat:
I formally apologize to all moms because I used to genuinely believe pregnancy cravings were just an excuse to eat what you already like eating
oh god I had no idea
https://i.poastcdn.org/ee70c6809da9aceab3509e0ee0962e3d5b7366f0b27b59228cb95033f04bd58c.jpg

2024-06-21 23:17:11

If it weren't so hot today I'd be walking my happy little butt to the store for a block of cream cheese to take bites out of.
Definitely pregnant. :coffee_cat:
Interestingly, my constant desire for sugar has been replaced with disgust. Making little chocolate cakes for my husband and they're icking me out. Bodes well for my health, I suppose!

2024-06-17 03:44:03

Father's Day gift for my husband. He's so happy. :blobcathearts:
God is so good.
https://i.poastcdn.org/0b449326c2137461f8611e885911a69b7b4ee7b225e9a48b93d2e8a6c52b6b5a.jpg

2024-06-16 13:15:45

It's fashionable to be all shy and quiet about these things until a ways in. Or at least until you know for sure.
But FECK THAT I MIGHT BE *WITH CHILD*
(PREGNANT)
(KNOCKED UP)
PRAY FOR ME DAT IT TRUE PLZ :blobcathearts:

2024-06-11 16:06:49

I found some cool rocks yesterday though. Mostly small bits of agate with lots of green rock included that makes them look really pretty blue in the right light. Someday I wanna try tumbling/polishing some of them.
The pointy crystal is really neat and probably worth hurting my knee idgaf I love it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a52b89b205a89b2beedb140140cb7265cffd8cde33433eb5c14c4ae89a6dbc46.jpg

2024-06-07 15:42:21

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Temu :cat_cry:

2024-06-07 02:03:05

this makes me unreasonably happy :coffee_cat:
https://i.poastcdn.org/7da6164776fa49d75b85f931a56765fbb86a8c6fe1c4403f12f955662aceb258.jpg

2024-06-02 04:14:03

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people who want to do things with me should stop framing it as expecting me to manage their interpersonal relationships and communications tho :cat_cry:

2024-06-02 04:11:04

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I'm supposed to have the autism :(

2024-06-02 04:10:39

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if this thing that is happening to me (and has happened forever) is really just people wanting my time and attention but needing to make it about something else...
then AM I REALLY THE AUTISTIC ONE if they haven't figured out in 30 years that this never works????

2024-06-02 04:07:18

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omg maybe omg
people who have known me for 30 years should know betterrrrrrrrrr :acat:

2024-05-29 01:48:07

She is not good at this. :coffee_cat:
*has shopping credit*
"I should buy something sexy that my husband will like"
THREE HOURS LATER
ends up with THIS in cart:
https://i.poastcdn.org/ba2ee1a3c3bdc7fd037fa530fc39a7cfa50f823534cbbab214e34a4e67a3798a.jpg

2024-05-27 15:11:08

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AIN'T RIGHT

2024-05-27 15:04:32

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oh hell yessssss

2024-05-27 15:04:17

GM I don't like it when people call their spouse their best friend. :coffee_cat:
My best friend is a girl.
My HUSBAND, thanks god we're married because I'm constantly trying to get in his pants.

2024-05-25 22:40:49

authentic AF, I even got the chinese-made japanese wrappers with the english writing on them
checkmate foodies
https://i.poastcdn.org/108adac82096fb9737b0d9342a897c915bdecc140e8cd58e8a7446f48b294fdd.jpg

2024-05-15 19:52:25

Touchscreens these days be like:
1. turn screen on
2. tap once to let the screen know you're going to click on something
3. tap again to let the screen know where you're going to click
4. tap AGAIN to actually click
5. lol oops the page/screen wasn't actually fully loaded so you clicked on something else
:acat:

2024-05-12 09:30:58

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I had kids with him and I'm best friends with his sister so I'm just stuck being peripherally aware of him forever I think.

2024-05-12 09:10:05

Late night thought: I think maybe I will stop making fun of my ex for having two overweight polyamorous girlfriends with personality disorders.
Because like... at least he didn't go full homo?

2024-05-11 19:03:42

Husband and I were both literally almost back in the "acceptable to ideal" fitness range... and then he slid down a small cliff and crunched his knee catching himself... and I got smacked in the back of the heel by a heavy door with a loose swing... and now we're like a couple of gimpy old people. :cat_cry:

2024-05-11 18:45:05

It's hard to balance the need to be on a strict diet, with my desire to sit down and share meals with my husband.
How it seems to be working out is that on his weekends we'll have a big breakfast or lunch together and I skip the other meals. And on his work days I'll either eat a something early in the day and then have a few bites for dinner with him (so I'm not just watching him eat, lol) - or skip breakfast and lunch and just have all my food for the day at dinner time.
But I CAN'T eat every time my husband eats. That would be a disaster.

2024-05-10 18:59:44

self accountability poasting
trying not to eat food until dinner
had coffee with some cream and I literally have calories hiding under my skin so I DO NOT NEED TO EAT

2024-05-10 18:05:40

I spend my husband's money in a way that feels completely frivolous and reckless and I start panicking because I grew up so fkn poor
but then he's like "damb you are doing a good job securing useful resources for cheap 🧐"
and then I calm down
until the next time I have to spend more than ten bux without him operating the debit card for me :acat:
I'm just saying emotional rollercoasters can be built on literally any foundation.

2024-05-01 18:03:30

GM :coffee_cat:
guess who accidentally spilled raw beaten eggs down the crack between the stove and counter???
:cat_cry:
(it was me)

2024-04-30 02:55:12

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because hoes hate washing dishes and always think men should wash at least half of them and I am calling them weak

2024-04-30 02:51:11

hoes get mad when I say I feel pathetic asking a man to wash dishes
I have only ever asked my husband or brother to wash dishes *at work* and it was when my spine/nervous system was a mess and I was crying over the stand mixer all day and washing dishes meant hauling 30+ pounds of dishes up steep stairs and back down, etc.
(oh and they were also on the clock getting paid)

2024-04-29 20:58:12

poast mood???
#note10gg…2s5k
https://i.poastcdn.org/4259fe6648ac0002354a8d6431adfb96f1a1c9fe699bccfbbd9a61d26de84888.jpeg

2024-04-27 22:04:48

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I have friends who love how many shoes I get rid of lmao

2024-04-27 22:02:54

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I had to holocaust shoes because they didn't fit, not because I had too many.
so uhhh now it's okay if I buy more shoes that also probably won't fit :blobcat_thisisfine:

2024-04-27 22:00:31

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obvs we have to repopulate after that tragedy :cat_cry:

2024-04-27 21:59:14

brain: "even if those fit, even if they are 10 bux, we will never wear them anywhere"
heart: "that is definitely true"
internal 5 year old me: "shut the fuck uppppppppppppppp" *place order*
https://i.poastcdn.org/ef8aa43e3fecea634fa899d0ddcd7ed07c5171b67b1f8f782851a7768ec9622d.jpg

2024-04-27 21:28:23

I fumbled the cat when I tossed her up onto my shoulder and I am so glad she actually seems to care about not ripping me to pieces. :coffee_cat:

2024-04-27 15:46:57

I love squirrels and raccoons and ducks so much you just wouldn't even believe it tbh

2024-04-26 18:49:32

a shacket sounds like something you shat in

2024-04-22 18:20:56

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Well, I was the local PD's primary supplier of coffee and baked goods for a while, so my situation was uncommon comfy. :coffee_cat:

2024-04-20 22:26:04

The holocaust is over and this is the surviving population of shoes. :cat_cry:
https://i.poastcdn.org/17b61f828461488e11f7e88d9e254439c96a4b7a41c4b71f2a9f9128b1dfe845.jpg

2024-04-20 21:42:20

I've been building a collection of shoes that I *thought* fit me for a long time. I thought I was all set for shoes for the foreseeable future.
I went through them today, and in addition to throwing out twelve pairs (my most practical and most worn, all trashed), I'm going to have to get rid of all of these because they're too big. Now that I know I can't unfeel it.
I am literally being holocausted rn
https://i.poastcdn.org/657521fa74275614e7f30a75aecbed26ceffce61474d0ef41973e4c13bb8aeb8.jpg

2024-04-20 20:20:21

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We're out that way occasionally.
teehee asking my husband if we can meet other internet racists and he'll be like "but I'm not an internet racist" and I'll be like "but I am and you love meeeee 🥺"

2024-04-20 20:13:37

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I think they're prettier in small beds than big blocky fields. 🌷
We dwell near some of the same rivers, fren. I avoid Mount Vernon these days because it's all niggers now regardless of color. Just smoking crack at noon in the middle of parking lots and whatnot.

2024-04-20 19:09:22

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What, you don't want to spend hours driving a few miles to stand ankle deep in mud and take selfies in a crowded field of wet flowers and maybe get rained on for the end benefit of liberal yuppies who are systematically stripping rural populations of their property rights??
Yeah me neither. :acat:

2024-04-20 18:09:01

Around here we have...
🌷Tulip Traffic🌷
🚦🚗 🚐 🚙 🚛 🛻🚦
I used to be safely tucked away from it, but its impact radius increases every year.
It's the worst fkn thing. It's not just tourists it's like every fkn person.
I hate those stupid flowers and everything they stand for and I'm pretty sure they touched me inappropriately when I was a child. :acat:

2024-04-20 17:17:05

GM :coffee_cat:
Looking at some REALLY cheap and otherwise cute clothes and realizing I probably don't hate Valentine's Day on any kind of principle... I just HATE red and pink together. Couldn't pay me to wear it, don't even wanna look at it.

2024-04-19 16:51:30

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nigger

2024-04-17 18:32:26

My husband told me I'm the most utilitarian person he knows. I consider that quite a compliment, but I'm also a bit unsettled that he doesn't know any dudes he would consider more utilitarian-minded than his retarded little wife.
But then I look around and it's like... he's probably not wrong?
And that's awful?
:acat:

2024-04-13 21:19:40

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yeah basically
I remember some shit

2024-04-13 19:16:55

my relationship with my mom in a nutshell:
mom: *bitching about me about not being whatever she wanted me to be*
me: OMG RIGHT it's like I was raised by some kind of IRREVERENT WHORE who doesn't give a fuck
mom: omg how dare!! I had REASONS for being a fuckup!
me: YEAH IT'S CALLED BEING A W H O R E
mom: omg *hairflips and leaves*

2024-04-13 18:43:01

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LOL my kids say this to me sometimes when I fumble something :coffee_cat:

2024-04-13 02:52:27

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damb whad she do?

2024-04-13 02:51:15

Bro and SIL were in Japan for their vacation. He brought me this because he thought I would think it's cute. omggggg :acat: :heartss:
https://i.poastcdn.org/8afc874f4768401a0e5a69a9358a444054140bb1b1d96b3c8cb2dd016f083e48.jpg

2024-04-12 19:25:18

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I love your healthy/normal reactions to things so much. I wish that could rub off on me somehow. 🥲

2024-04-12 19:21:47

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I don't even remember how young/old I was when I saw it the first time
but suffice to say my childhood was... uhhh... only superficially sheltered

2024-04-12 19:19:23

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OMFG LMAO I remember this from aaaaaages ago. This was how I always knew exactly where internet porn was heading (conditioning people to get off on things they normally never would).

2024-04-12 19:12:30

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unfortunately for them I'll be ready with my $0.84 Amazon Warehouse (used - like new) howitzer

2024-04-12 19:08:48

sometimes I worry that Amazon might send a different kind of van to my house and be like
"ma'am, your deals are too good. they're not supposed to be that good. we're gonna need you to come with us"
:eyes_look:

2024-04-11 21:11:38

the placid raindrops as they linger
like jewels upon each outstretched finger
of the branches
reaching toward the stormswept sky
seem to say it doesn't matter
whether they cling
or where they splatter
on the ground
when all the heavens sigh
🌧️

2024-04-10 21:52:16

I went out to sit in the sun by the door and Hekla came over and laid down next to me for a while. 🥹 :cat_cry: 🐓 :heartss:
And stared at me like this the whole time. 😆
https://i.poastcdn.org/dab9aa20568b87b3746d8c13a4e22f57340d642ae05ffc260b09312c50456149.jpg

2024-04-10 03:44:01

also: curryniggering involves a lotta fuckin jars and bottles
https://i.poastcdn.org/02751bc46c21f1f725c88a57f5457fa5aa517076ad36995080c7e500946fd0dc.jpg

2024-04-09 18:37:38

colluding with my ex-husband to legally squeeze more money out of the IRS
but is so stressful because most people are possessed of far more fear and anxiety than mathematical understanding
aka his new gf thinks I must be trying to screw him over somehow
SHUSH WOMAN YOU WILL GET MORE MONEY THIS WAY

2024-04-08 19:24:53

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awww I'd like her a lot :heartss:

2024-04-08 19:04:26

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so many weiner pics 🌭

2024-04-08 17:30:55

poast a picture that illustrates how exciting your life is I'll go first
https://i.poastcdn.org/f81e3f8312550b2146a922ab1886c81e23b138ba4e805b179528875cd94513ea.jpg

2024-04-08 16:52:15

GM :coffee_cat:
*squints at clouds*
ah yes perfect eclipse weather

2024-04-07 23:00:07

is it gayer when two grils kiss or when a gril pegs a dude
and
which should be more illegal?

2024-04-06 22:22:59

All anyone really needs to know about me is that my favorite part of the movie Titanic was when the ship broke apart and the guy fell down and then got smacked by the big propeller.
I think about it a lot. :coffee_cat:

2024-04-05 23:30:57

Squirrel fren let me pet its tail a little bit. 🐿️ 🥹 :heartss:

2024-04-05 19:25:07

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I never go to appointments alone if it can be avoided. That's so creepy. :cat_cry:

2024-04-05 18:43:46

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on the other hand an asian BBW is probably like a US ladies' size medium petite

2024-04-04 22:35:02

eggdog
https://i.poastcdn.org/bd9b5a2170691897c1a502fa68d79ed706df8c3d67dce0d9bd70e9b413bf3d4a.jpg

2024-04-03 18:07:31

People compare me to a 1950s housewife and I gotta tell them to keep counting back. Preferably in centuries, not just decades.
The 1950s weren't wholesome, just coy.

2024-04-02 22:16:44

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what kind of antisemitism is it when I say I use schmaltz but it's actually lard

2024-04-01 23:23:13

Sometimes I like to imagine I'm actually a *shapeshifter* but then my body rudely reminds me that hypermobility isn't a super power.

2024-04-01 22:21:53

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I would have been good at that job, working without anyone expecting me to make words come out of my face sounds delightful.

2024-04-01 20:34:07

sorry for poasting lewds but here is my elbow, they are very pointy
(husband doesn't know he married a 2/10)
https://i.poastcdn.org/209124e567e2d2151de79ad5551f5be029918056b1ba806b327dc872b8d70c46.jpg

2024-04-01 20:22:42

$180 genuine leather Basic White Girl Han Solo Boots
for $15 🤯
https://i.poastcdn.org/75f7bc506201bac54eb7cf7ad24bb2334fb213648031d3ecfa42a0da30999a1a.jpg

2024-03-31 19:23:07

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genuinely delighted that there are men who think this is sexy, I grew up conditioned to believe every guy wanted a Designer Handbag Hoe :acat:

2024-03-30 19:19:20

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poetry! 😍

2024-03-30 19:10:43

I hate vegetables for about half the year but I always come crawling back. :cat_cry:
(asparagus cooked in bacon fat and lots of black pepper, deglazed and sauced with a little white wine and dijon mustard, and ultimately topped with a lot more parmesan than pictured)
https://i.poastcdn.org/1cf838c5953492b3f55947ff48b3e34bf59e844179605af0e6fc0aa0c80af3e5.jpg

2024-03-30 17:53:35

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lol we use that bank
thank you for your service!
(and/or I'm sorry that happened to you, whichever fits..?)
(it's been a mixed bag for my husband since he started becoming more aware of the state of things 😅)

2024-03-30 17:06:50

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I feel like people get mad when I have "nice things" but can't afford for them to mooch off of me. Like how dare I have nice things without first having enough money for them to skim a little. Do you ever get that feeling? :cat_cry:

2024-03-30 16:46:05

GM let's burn it all down 🔥:acat:

2024-03-29 18:17:56

Got some chicken thighs outta the freezer.
Gonna make my husband some currynigger food. He loves it.
The perks of my weird upbringing.

2024-03-29 17:56:04

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want dis pokyman :acat:

2024-03-29 17:48:00

About half the time I buy red potatoes, they are very noticeably SWEET.
WTF is that about?
If I wanted a sweet potato I'd buy a fuggin sweet potato. :acat:

2024-03-29 16:20:59

Who even cares how much a guy will spend on a date? That doesn't tell you anything.
THE REAL PROVIDER TEST:
Will he buy you a five pound block of Austrian Gruyere without flinching???
https://i.poastcdn.org/700498b7560362ab426bb5990bbc76d40029c4f3b1869abf924e910d6d719688.jpg

2024-03-29 01:03:55

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I have always been gay for men :cat_cry:

2024-03-28 23:20:52

Boys were always allowed to rib each other like "well I slept with your mom last night" and the worst that happens is they fight, but when my friends were being little bitches and I was like "well I fucked your dad" EVERYONE LOST THEIR DAMNED MINDS

2024-03-28 21:10:06

Now there's something I wish I could say to most people most of the time. :lol_fb:
#note10kf…fc3d

2024-03-28 19:33:36

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That's right!
I blame you then. You're responsible for all these notifications I can't keep up with! :acat:

2024-03-28 19:27:09

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probably, it's all a bit of a blur now :D

2024-03-28 19:25:59

I had no idea how much conversation I was going to stir up with my little effortpoast
ilu guise :heartss:
gonna go prance around the kitchen now :acat:

2024-03-28 16:02:37

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Totally unnatural female behavior; not always but *very often* developed by way of significant disorder.

2024-03-28 15:57:35

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A man is more likely to view another man as attractive when that man has features I consider effeminate. :lol_fb:

2024-03-28 15:54:23

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Correct. If she's like me she probably would have been all over it. She probably KNOWS this guy was a better option in theory than the one she ended up with - but nerdy women are OFTEN extra passive and have low self esteem. :coffee_cat:

2024-03-28 15:43:13

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dudes really don't understand that the girls who wanna stay with the same guy forever aren't chasing hot guys, we're waiting for one guy assertive enough to be like "I'm keeping you" and then follow through :)

2024-03-28 15:36:24

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thinking of any kind makes us irrational :)

2024-03-28 00:26:39

I'm glad the kids ate most of the ice cream before they left.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9e9bc04746988fc7d172668701667419ce6567067f51ebb5d0a6228a4c59d96a.jpg

2024-03-27 15:14:14

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would

2024-03-27 15:01:45

GM breakfast is ready! :coffee_cat:
https://i.poastcdn.org/c4970306418fcc9a2e1d91b8ded61baf3e1af5f34d267498f0c9e904893e20af.jpg

2024-03-27 03:36:42

Do you think it's possible for my husband and I to take dance lessons or anything like that without swingers trying to have sex with us? I've heard that's a thing. :(

2024-03-27 00:39:26

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But how would you feel if you didn't have tacos today?