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2024-07-26 02:04:34

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So cool! Reminds me of the "Smelly Box", which is a hanging bucket with holes in the sides that you throw dead things in (birds, cats, whoever). When the maggots run out of food, they crawl out, and fall to the the floor for the poultry to smash! Gosh humans are cool with their animal husbandry. 🥰

2024-07-25 21:52:14

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They are certainly leveraged by trendy restaurants, but they are just totally lovely as a daily egg! Can use in place of chicken eggs in everything. Nothing odd or weird about the flavour. Just awesome.
Quail are much less destructive than chickens. And less messy and smelly than ducks (from my limited duck experience). They are however much less capable of defending themselves, and their food. Ours are always caged, unless I am holding them. Everything wants to eat them. And it is not obvious that I could get them back if they escaped. Haha. They are also not inclined to eat all the scraps that chickens do, so you need some kind of base feed. Our bevy gets fresh grass and clover every day as the substrate they can scratch and hunt through. I also bring them bugs and weeds I find when weeding. But yeah, letting them hunt around the farm by themselves isn't really an option on the survival front. Looooooool.
I would also love some ducks around. Perhaps even some ostriches. 🙃

2024-07-22 01:07:11

This is the only place I can say "Hello Ladies" whilst licking my lips and not get arrested. https://image.nostr.build/edd304a2a50b6533543c4d06ef657f067fcb74fb176ad1a622b0b63e911f2b87.jpg
Anti-Spill feeding tower in Action.
Love You Girls! You Rock. 💓 https://image.nostr.build/cef9073fd2014a8b05bca5b8253c28217365d6d71732bbbbd9b05eb0f6092192.jpg
#poultry #birdstr #quail #egg #food #homestead #farmstr #homesteading #grownostr #lfg #foodstr

2024-07-20 01:42:50

Yahweh was Enlil, the Jealous one.

2024-07-18 22:37:28

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It might be. I am not sure. Twas gifted. Took them 6 years to establish the mycelium.

2024-07-18 22:30:03

You can put truffles on everything . . . 🫨 #foodstr
#pasta
https://image.nostr.build/ad4dd48469ad776c23035a59eb2f6a06af62439c13d942f73d622b917e94d98d.jpg
#steak
https://image.nostr.build/5a6f19581e03019c1bf8717f9cf5d07e91802afdc99b020c3b3618b57617d3cd.jpg
#pancakes
https://image.nostr.build/84e272b963afe2582a29ebc4b30a751d80732819439e0758fec7aba641646e9e.jpg

2024-07-16 21:53:23

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Twas Max delish. 🙃

2024-07-16 21:44:51

We have had pizza. Yes.
https://image.nostr.build/f208f90213f39cbd8352ae422a0ac7d89e8bb887cc2eb65ac2a4c0f933a683c4.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/160251209d2618ff39ea495b99f6dcb53d095bbf3772dbaa649388e03a0c5347.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a14252ab974405dbf93808e0610c1a5efccfa19e42e03b49ca7cf2c87abeb435.jpg
Is that a sausage I see or am I just happy to pizza?
https://image.nostr.build/a2a06195e910c9677c23155f349f6d672bae35a61226fd30efb34e5af8a2ce51.jpg
How about Second Pizza?
https://image.nostr.build/dbcc238386ba9c41db1abb88826fd0ffabbe8eda7a3359e95595f278e69a5b12.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/61118401705d200c267b240d5186810d60e201083784cd0724db2d1797908efa.jpg
The soss Pig evidently ate too many apples. Or swam many times in a pool of apple ejoyce. I will ask the Pig next time if they are addicted to apples. More anchovies required to balance out le apple rEjoyce Pig sausage.
Will also ask anchovies if they were addicted to apples.
Or similarly living in apple ejoyce for any period.
https://image.nostr.build/5101f9ae92d66c8a6447a53a54e2b12b7c5cb1687c536b45e73d7ef1915285cf.jpg
Made some yummy Mayo for crust dippings with olive oil, quail eggs, lemon ejoyce, pepper, salt, and mustard. Thanks girls! 🥰🪿🦤🦢🦆🕊️🪺
Don't let the crumbs divide you, frens. xx
#food #foodstr #yum #yumstr #pizza #cheese #meat #pork #olives #kalamata #bake

2024-06-30 23:19:01

#coffeechain #GM! https://image.nostr.build/b474d09f8d46532dc471ba43033f5ad55947291f89a9b731d7ceaf1f68e45c0c.jpg

2024-06-28 21:31:56

Warning. Violent. Those Demolition Man-level police combat skills.
#nevent1q…03lr

2024-06-28 06:37:03

This is Arnie. She is a vocal girl. She says "jerky jerky jerky jerky" when she sees or hears you. --> She is indeed our dried beef alarm system. https://image.nostr.build/82bfd4da69bdeb77f9e2c357e7a4ca63a8f1027309887323e2c8714d75e5cef4.jpg
The roos are obsessed with her. So is another hen . . . This is why she is has a scruffy noggin.
And why she now lives by herself!
Quail can really be ruthless to each other.
That #peckingorder
Love you Arn! Thank you for the eggs, Darling. 🥰 #birdstr #eggstr

2024-06-26 21:51:35

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Looooooooooooooool. 🤣

2024-06-26 00:55:46

Excuse me Ser. Can you spare an #eggstr? https://image.nostr.build/33feab9d0d4ae208e220060335689cd83449e550526e4582d505321b358c4f42.jpg
#yessstr we le #hasstr 🙉
https://image.nostr.build/6bf971ba2e0010134833e3fed736de95e3c126f67becd35b7c205162698327be.jpg

2024-06-17 22:42:43

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Has bud-bulge. Is scape. Me Grug, does a learn. 🤠

2024-06-17 03:30:33

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Ohhhhh. Big one! 🥰

2024-06-16 23:41:35

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You can see the Tibetan better here. https://image.nostr.build/8b8431f37cf370d49a0a368e2d5df9f59c59181cdaa6a6aec375ed10047a5976.jpg

2024-06-16 00:01:09

Vintage brikset. See you in 12 hours. #foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/4c8528f8e2acde073bf75f7f94ef94402a8f95d4a371b22d75fc8b5bb2dafc33.jpg https://image.nostr.build/886c86122469d5d2b70b2c284c4d7729d462f945c2c8a30f8d6ac82378bd1176.jpg

2024-06-15 23:36:23

Straight up.
#nevent1q…nsxe

2024-06-15 23:35:45

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Beautiful.

2024-06-15 00:58:49

https://image.nostr.build/f8c52848d3ff1d13633b495ba7d21193cac3334fbf0fcb5390c57f3224dd24e3.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/b5f36491107cadcccaefe6e5e30dab691820634c1ce3031098827b5a4de2ae2c.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/74bba7afbcb4214f17edd8879b658fca6ae8ad903314339c154bb892ff107fa6.jpg
#chocolate #frog #jello #jelly #gelatinstr #party

2024-06-14 21:39:47

Hi.
Yours truly, #mushroomstr
https://image.nostr.build/d25ce9fa3cabc4dedf34193b2a57c1f8c9ca7ecebe18b6c1779ffa14af8c23c9.jpg

2024-06-14 00:38:32

#bake #dat #breadstr 🍞🥖 https://image.nostr.build/9d85337c91a0cf83b0f2a9acb5cd7a7e546173d26064d22f0149cc2b42780f8b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/00d1569aab2795e1c0d1a6b3a12c58c74fe5b7787209573d3d7ba5270e97cdcb.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/fc18970890db3ee749445dac005fba825f0fa63f6eb96d4d784416d32b2b79c8.jpg

2024-06-11 21:25:23

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What a yummy snack! Reptiles are tasty things. 😍

2024-06-10 11:54:18

#slowcookstr #stewstr #irishfoodstr https://image.nostr.build/029e9f9c801b70f2fd1484815f2cf46937df40d1b69b916e38f53faa4f81ffcd.jpg

2024-06-10 10:15:21

#dogstr https://image.nostr.build/965b346b685c91a1fed7751d30cbc038db91aba033e121d9871acab86b6f682b.jpg

2024-06-06 02:00:06

Pig. Chard. Wheat. Yogurt. Egg. #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/3672fac86caa6086b9d332a65ca46ff23fec4f14a831e4212856369751f7ed9e.jpg
Do I even weed? https://image.nostr.build/d131b0b59abb81473c4d49c1afddb75bef41cf366b977fa4a997d547e6ba06c2.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a9e65b886c892f2a4414305659a8c190df299ca8b554b886ae8ca774997076d0.jpg
Taste the rainbow. https://image.nostr.build/c32d0d1c1bb87f35798c121b36497add4f3083b19bbed97a7a8b148f7a8b8a60.jpg
Naan Recipe:
1.5 cups flour.
1 cup yogurt.
2 teaspoons baking powder.
1/4 teaspoon salt.
Roll out to desired thickness and pan fry.
Pretty thin is what we tend to go for.
#yum #garden #taste #breakfast #food #eat #homesteading #grownostr #sendit #flatbread #bread

2024-06-05 21:11:20

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This is great info. The draft thing was annoying me. Could I please ask which event kind I should be denying permission for in Amber to stop these drafts happening? 🥰

2024-06-05 12:11:16

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It would cost 252 sats to zap 620 sats ... They should be called burns not drips. Haha.

2024-06-03 22:54:52

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Very interdast! Certainly 100 years late. I was using smack more broadly to encompass all opiumses: "Poppies for the puppies", as they say in France.

2024-06-03 22:44:19

The French must have been smoking some hectic smack when designing these dogs. #toddler #dog #combinethetwo https://image.nostr.build/c5614ed8be0343bb498a3ce92a5c96d00b073e139cd05ce3b6fd24471f02631f.jpg

2024-06-02 09:48:43

#chillistr #spicystr #capsaicinstr https://image.nostr.build/7a5d9566c623e25c91dbfa68f7892d5bd12c3b8228975600c109ac713e6013b7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/de6a1fd651d2b141143e49c487e24045e139bc399f4e23e8d8079d3699b1531e.jpg

2024-06-01 21:11:22

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Niceeeeee! None of our cucumbers made it inside this last season. We just inhaled them in the garden. Haha. Will plant wayyyyy more this next year. 💕

2024-06-01 05:36:18

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If you can easily turn Aeroplane mode off, then that should be considered a risk if you need to keep it on. Even without a sim, you blip cell phone towers when the device is not on aeroplane mode. Buy hiding the toggle away a bit, you lower the chances of this mistake. 🙃

2024-05-31 23:10:28

Tip for Wifi-Only GrapheneOS users: Do not edit your hot keys/toggles to have Aeroplane mode easily toggleable from the lock screen . . . Put it a screen or two across.
Otherwise: you might just pocket-doxx yourself to a cell tower.
#opsec #grapheneOS #spook

2024-05-26 22:40:03

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Genius! Coconut oil with honey on some kind of lovely bread or toast is similarly great.

2024-05-24 00:32:27

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Current sutuation is that I have recovered 69% of sats from the mint. Definitely move sats elsewhere before you update. I did have a weird failed zap that might have borked things too FYI. Could be even more of a me problem. Lolol. . :)

2024-05-23 21:37:25

Using MiniBits? ATTENTION PLZ before updating. https://image.nostr.build/b534e820b068bda0a26559a6f308e0928dbb46281dfacef6d40d7a9287891f7d.jpg
I did not pay attention and now the mint cannnot return signatures neccessary for transactions I want to make. I will work it out, this is just a heads-up for you. Hehe.
#minibits #ecash #cashu #cornstr

2024-05-19 21:30:49

Yesterday's brisket was astonishing. 🥩 https://image.nostr.build/4db730264a6e5ae4188cc3d2ab94e990f208e077ba5fecaa1c12cc4c678c2299.jpg
6 hours in a Dutch oven, lid off.
Then placed on a bed of onions.
Another 1.5 hours in the Dutch uncovered.
Then a final 2 hours covered in the Dutch to finish and soften!
All at 120°C/248°F.
An excellent brisket reccomendation by Brisket themselves! 🙃
So sweet and flavorful. Some of the best beef I have ever had. #brisket #slowcook #roast #bark #food #beef #yum #meat
https://image.nostr.build/1c93c8844a26c53dcee770409250b4e5f1abcfbd2edfc1a10bf7ead18952c6ec.jpg

2024-05-13 19:11:34

LFG.
#nevent1q…duuf

2024-05-11 20:59:01

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Nice to see your beasts enjoying the grass. 🥰 Gotta hire a crazy chicken for the flies. Haha.

2024-05-03 22:42:12

Linux distros for noobs with old machines . . . I can reccomend Linux MINT---the Xfce version.
It is lightweight and takes the guesswork out of some things like package installs and definitely driver software stuffs.
Everything I have needed so far has worked--GUI and Terminalé.
I have not enjoyed Ubuntu (feels shitcoiney) or Pop! OS (too slow for old machine). Zorin was okay but not enough support for le confusions that were encountered. The Cinnamon version of MINT just didn't work well for what I needed and crashed a lot, so I cannot reccoment that. Lol.
Will stick with MINT xfce for a while now, unless I hit any fences... Lolol.

2024-03-07 00:10:27

Blessed be the fruit! Left-to-right: principle borguese, black cherry, oxheart pink, money maker, juan flamme, tigerella, and cherokee purple.
https://image.nostr.build/cd6b5dd4813e9dd5350227357e65cbab69a5a6e41b5a99f4561fa264c1e7060b.jpg .
Tigerella are rather beautiful on the eyes, and also one of the best tasting. Cherokee purple are probably the tastiest. It is also hard to get the borguese back from the lower patch without inhaling them all.
Oxhert pink was ripened inside as outside Steve just loves eating them when they are green. Haha. (He is a cute brown rat who has been finishing the tomatoes he starts.)
All grown from le seed.
https://image.nostr.build/72faf26fbfa05e66f9f8816fee326f96ab7a3febc1272e241f7a0f0df40461b7.jpg
#gardenstr #permaculture #tomato #grownostr #foodstr #cookstr

2023-12-09 22:35:38

Penelope is absolutely not fucking around with her peach coloured flowers! She spent the last five weeks building them . . . Will be open for a few days at most. Amazing.
https://image.nostr.build/8b870c540e59b1e1a10364f72f22f5c9a689096a7aa426d95c390e57c53ff42d.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/36b4645b62e931746b4682134806d54cc8bdca56d826e98dfaddb43e44e35194.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/9eaf7da8994e701204b9bde715ed776920a663578d8166d575304cbfd0f3deed.jpg
#flowers #garden #grownostr #cactus #wild #pretty #beautiful

2023-12-09 20:42:41

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Use a better/higher functioning wallet. :-)

2023-11-05 00:06:38

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Cutest double-chin in all the lands.