I Hope This Email Finds You

I hope this email finds you under a balcony and kisses you in the shadows until there's nothing left of you but sparkling fairy dust, and in your weakened state, you ask if she wants to hang out next weekend, and her face clouds and she goes, “Ohhh."

2024-07-04 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you happy and busy and giving Deep Thought to the Totally Erroneous Path You Have Chosen in Life.

2024-06-30 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you well and no And oblidge, Mr Atlas JOHN WELCH Dear Sir it jes aint no good Mr Dillon.

2024-06-29 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you interesting, there’s a whole lot more going on with you than meets the eye.

2024-06-20 14:35:02

I hope this email finds you happy, and by happy I mean you have lots of money in your pocket, because now you have to start paying us back about twice as much as you borrowed.

2024-06-18 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you under the influence of five planets in air signs (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus) holding court in your solar 9th, the house of wanderlust and travel.

2024-06-16 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you lying soaked in your own urine.

2024-06-13 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you unprepared, thou canst not say we did it.

2024-06-12 14:35:02

I hope this email finds you with Tuberculosis.

2024-06-04 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you interesting or attractive.

2024-06-03 14:35:02

I hope this email finds you unprepared and unready with your work.

2024-05-31 19:35:02

I hope this email finds you alone, inventing and polishing your words.

2024-05-29 19:35:02

I hope this email finds you wherever you go, wherever you hide.

2024-05-27 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you unprepared to meet it.

2024-05-22 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you happy in whatever endeavors you have pursued.

2024-05-20 19:35:02

I hope this email finds you desirable, but sexually reticent.

2024-05-18 19:35:02

I hope this email finds you, no matter how well you hide.

2024-05-15 14:35:02

I hope this email finds you interesting in a lot of ways.

2024-05-14 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you no matter how well you think you've disguised yourself.

2024-05-14 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you no matter where you are and it saddens you.

2024-05-13 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you feeling mellow enough to mend a longstanding family rift.

2024-05-12 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you when you need it most.

2024-05-11 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you when you’re lost and shows you what home feels like, the kind that reminds you how it feels to love without the need for walls.

2024-05-06 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you in the most unexpected places and at the worst possible time.

2024-04-30 19:35:01

I hope this email finds you overwhelmingly attractive.

2024-04-30 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you wherever you hide, and brings you back.

2024-04-28 14:35:01

I hope this email finds you interesting or attractive.