ColinCareful

Millisats hater

Public Key

npub170e402mqv4mqtdhv6j0sssnnh3wfgdex7a49qx00hyg6x0wyrtdqgjh4ax

NIP-05 Address

colincareful@iris.to

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2024-04-25 18:21:43

"Perhaps the single most important thing I've learned from cypherpunks is that code alone doesn't cut it. Not code alone, not code widely distributed, not even code widely used. Some measure of toleration in society for activities conducted in private is _necessary_ for long term success. Not convenient, not easier, but necessary." -Eric Hughes

2024-04-19 12:54:17

Has anyone tried making a machine learning model to predict Bitcoin fee rates?

2024-04-02 23:28:21

What actually causes a force channel close when there's a stuck htlc? Can't you just cancel it and go back to the previous state?

2023-11-28 01:05:09

Hey @npub1mut…23vg, on Signet it looks like when you close a channel you spend all of your half of the channels to fees. Curious why you do that.

2023-11-15 12:10:26

2 empty blocks last night... RIP

2023-11-05 15:55:33

Gotta love lightning force closes on a Sunday 🙃

2023-11-04 12:14:17

GM, Nostr!

2023-10-24 13:29:19

Opening ⚡ channels to other members of the local community gives me the warm fuzzies. @npub1tam…0ynt

2023-10-24 12:16:20

Coolest thing about seeing the price pump is seeing the cost of stuff like housing, food, and electricity go down in sats terms.

2023-10-24 12:06:16

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HE'S BACK!!!

2023-10-20 23:22:16

You know what's spooky? The millisats in your lightning channels will all ghost you when you close the channels 👻

2023-10-19 15:39:31

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Is this only for a specific LNBig node? According to my nodes data, my node should be somewhere in the top 10 if not the top 5. Thanks for the data insights!

2023-10-19 12:12:30

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The worst part is you are somewhat screwed even if your family members did it :(

2023-10-19 12:11:22

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What are we doing for 1 year anniversary? Coming up soon.

2023-10-19 12:07:08

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The absolute worst feeling. Was it a LDK to LDK channel?

2023-10-18 15:24:50

Are you ready for Halloween, Nostr?
https://image.nostr.build/77d9956ebb7ebeaeaa786ed6a07ccadec1fdcbe4bc3092fff61cb8b4001e75fa.jpg

2023-09-05 01:25:55

Good night Nostr!

2023-09-01 01:16:05

What's the most zapped post on nostr?

2023-08-31 13:00:20

Anyone set up to receive zaps to their own node using the @npub15kl…4m73 solution? How'd it go? Might have to check it out this weekend.

2023-08-31 12:10:48

Surprised I haven't seen more auto bill pay lightning applications. Would be great for adoption

2023-08-23 01:29:48

I can't even remember the last time I sent a 5 sat/vB tx. These miners ain't messing around!

2023-08-21 11:17:02

I'm convinced miners created millisats just so they could get an extra sat on (almost) every single lightning channel close.

2023-08-15 01:54:25

If you work at a Bitcoin company but get paid in fiat, are you still fiat mining?

2023-08-08 23:35:19

Anyone aware of a Bitcoin bulletin board where you can post bounties for open source projects?

2023-08-07 11:43:54

Good morning nostr. May all your millisats stay in your channels today.

2023-08-06 14:09:07

Haven't looked at the NIP. Is it possibly to zap millisats? Like can i zap 100.5 sats? Do clients actually display it? Comment and I'll test it on your note.

2023-08-06 13:49:47

Anyone actually try to do any form of accounting on their lightning node? What tools do you use? Or is everyone still at the point where as long as you don't lose a ton of sats, you don't care?

2023-08-05 19:24:55

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They don't actually exist onchain. So you can't really account for them. And you cant record them on the node level because they exist separately within each channel. You may or may not lose millisats each time you close a channel.

2023-08-05 19:05:43

Whoever thought millisats were a good idea, must really hate their accountant

2023-08-04 00:01:20

Millisats are a conspiracy by miners to get an extra sat tip upon each channel close.

2023-08-03 01:28:10

Whoever created millisats really must've hated their accountant

2023-08-01 20:13:35

Does anyone actually use msats on lightning? It makes writing accounting software such a pain lol

2023-08-01 11:51:34

I think it's time to stop recommending 1 TB hard drives to people running nodes. Just realized mine are both 90% full with just the indexers and an app or two. Time to upgrade to 2 TB.

2023-08-01 11:47:08

If you had direct deposit to your lightning node and software automating your bills, would you prefer low fees or timely/lower amount withdraws to cold storage.

2023-07-01 22:43:05

Anyone know of a "subscribe" feature for nostr? Where you auto zap x amount every so often to a subscribed account?

2023-07-01 22:15:22

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I don't have a profile to click on. Just a buddy's npub string

2023-07-01 22:13:42

I'm on Iris. How do i follow an npub?

2023-07-01 21:55:25

Sup everyone!