Lady_Penelope

Returning member, formally @Penny_Lope.

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2025-04-15 07:31:57

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I guess it's the lesser of two evils if the alternative is surrogacy, but yes, there have been some awful examples. I also wouldn't recommend fostering to anyone who hasn't already got child rearing experience. The additional needs and trauma some of those kids bring with them takes an experienced hand and some skills. Perhaps experience in youth and community work for older fostering in leiu , but even then, the risk of exploitation for the already vulnerable is huge.
But any discussion about adoption and fostering should be 100% with the child in mind. Most straight fathers I know struggle to prioritise their children's needs above their own, even with a genetic link. Imagine what that will be like without the biological imperative?

2025-04-05 18:20:21

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I'm making it up to the younger two who missed out on the cinema with a trip to the park and a poke.

2025-04-05 17:27:05

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There was ten in all, 5 technically adults and 5 kids. Aged between 8-45. Everyone loved it, but whole theatre applauded at the end.

2025-04-05 17:23:15

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Oh it was. I mean, poe faced and ernest would have bored everyone to tears.

2025-04-05 17:19:06

Went to see the Minecraft Movie. Big daft film, but the audience was loving every minute. Whoops, cheers and lots of clapping. Some of intentional too.

2025-03-30 15:30:05

He gives good YouTube
https://youtube.com/@thedrplants?si=2ftCO9LVVhB6P91y

2025-03-29 20:12:28

TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!!
https://media.spinster.xyz/e2f5b3b4bcca2a9ca3ef7e01bf70d813ffd591a20e594ea47693dafc9a559be9.jpg
https://media.spinster.xyz/da62e5eb787043d8c78a657945088bfbc51c716e7578f814a40cbb83f05f9159.jpg
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2025-02-25 07:08:59

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These info graphics at least get the conversation going, and their subjectiveness means that everyone gets to throw in their two cents. I'm always curious how someone like myself who lives in a four bedroom inner city terrace, measures poverty compared to someone such as Anungkle who lives on indigenous land thousands of miles away. Where are we the same, where do we differ, does her sense of peace and security match mine etc etc?

2025-02-25 06:26:23

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But they worked at least 33 hours a week on it!!!
https://media.spinster.xyz/29bde108350beabec2ac8f25f16e334af511579abec467234de4341861e4e5c5.gif

2025-01-06 11:11:32

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I think I recall something about Victorian ladies trying to outdo each other with how many different flavoured jams they could get into their tarts.

2025-01-06 11:08:29

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Did we discuss this last year? It feels familiar?

2024-12-28 16:27:24

Chocolate Fruit and Nut Cake
#cakesofspinster
https://media.spinster.xyz/38a98072f5d7d8d519eba76e3d4a08b7bc1ab5a449af613d87e481485cf8098d.jpg

2024-11-24 17:47:37

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Vintage cookbooks are always full of background too, normally buttons in a charity shop. Warning though, more addictive that crack.

2024-11-24 08:18:49

It's stir it up Sunday today, the traditional day to make your Christmas puddings and mincemeat. I usually make a Christmas cake in September, but have decided this year to make Nigella's Chocolate Fruit Cake, which doesn't require advanced prep or feeding, so this year seems like a good time to try.
My nana always made the family Christmas pudding, right up until she went into a hospice. She died five years ago this month, and I know my dad misses her...and her puddings.
So, providing I can get hold of a pudding dish, that'll be me today. Puddening. Puddin'. Of the Puds.

2024-11-12 20:05:18

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/justin-welby-resigns-archbishop-canterbury-2024-11-12/

2024-11-08 10:55:20

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2024-10-07 13:57:07

Winston Hazel is a fucking ledge
https://x.com/jeanhatchet/status/1842832129270382736?s=46&t=A2fpFNgDRyXF2d6ye97wEA

2024-10-03 11:33:21

My love/hate relationship with the Unicorn Country continues...
https://x.com/sarahpedersen2/status/1841782781849796777?s=46&t=AjtjSItRj-kgZwRzL-pdyQ

2024-09-24 09:58:34

Of all the videos currently resurfacing about Diddy (norther irish lols), this is my favourite. Predators recognise other Predators.
https://youtu.be/TDOJuh3mYn0?si=PPQc0lGR7J8VvAmK

2024-08-25 10:33:44

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He's nil by mouth for another hour, then they'll make sure he can drink and take soft food. If that all goes well they'll sign him out, probably late afternoon 🤞

2024-08-25 09:56:29

My boy is back in the room!!! Shout out to the all female surgical and anesthetist team who took care of my (big) baby.
Does anyone have any Vallium?

2024-08-24 16:16:48

And she'd know, she's committed herself to some absolutely garbage over the years.
https://media.spinster.xyz/34207be82d7c79d64f823b5307f3c5039af65ee30ea3608ca34bda689e6ac75b.jpg

2024-08-24 15:37:05

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We've seen the triage nurse, but there was an emergency in just ahead of us,so they are estimating 2 hours.

2024-08-24 15:34:20

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A&E wait being made slightly more tolerable thanks to presence of A&E cat.
https://media.spinster.xyz/3113258ff1c6bd601a13a1a10748e5191d3117eb64511a6b6eb9d830116a509f.jpg

2024-08-20 08:07:33

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Same to you and the carr.

2024-08-20 08:02:08

Sitting on the fanciest coach in all of Ireland, it can only go downhill from here.

2024-08-19 08:29:06

In America a hundred miles is a short distance and a 100 years a long time. In the Blessed Isles, the reverse is true.
Tomorrow, Spinsters both BrIrish, European, Yankee and the other snowy lot...will get live commentary of this statement as it takes me 10 hours to travel aprox 180 miles on the best public transport system this Ireland has to offer.
Thoughts and prayers greatly appreciated.

2024-08-16 16:20:54

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Not gonna lie, it was a massive pain in the hole. I didn't follow a singular recipe and I had loads of trouble getting bits to set but mostly because my pyrex jug broke and I had to weigh my liquids instead which can be hit and miss when the recipe is in ml. But it eventually came together with some improv and tasted lovely. Just took waaaay too many woman hours.

2024-08-16 15:38:41

Lemon Mousse Cake
#cakesofspinster
https://media.spinster.xyz/cab0c63d692fb1d3a923e4c7c2be389c97eac7cd35c3a124c586c5eb5c7ca266.jpg

2024-08-12 09:34:54

@npub1rv3…5ese @npub1e3x…kndc
The future is in safe hands
https://youtube.com/shorts/wMgNz9ZeY_Y?si=106I39EhyQ3lrSbB

2024-08-09 07:40:37

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Thank you for service. Noticed yesterday that we have a patch of something growing in our garden, about a month earlier than the norm for up here, but things have really taken an autumnal turn these past few days.
https://media.spinster.xyz/8a0176dd7ce48d26cb3ce02ee9e7d0e1c7a6bff07dc7aa99b463a5c9fff9a62e.jpg

2024-08-08 07:36:58

Well done that woman. Enjoy your retirement 🇮🇪
https://www.rte.ie/sport/paris-2024/2024/0807/1463809-leaving-with-a-song-harrington-bows-out-at-the-top/

2024-08-06 15:44:43

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Sham looking well too.
https://media.spinster.xyz/1692f6ef3eca10068a0bfbb6d4ddf0dc7bd99f30d78fcb151dd080acb45576c2.jpg

2024-08-06 15:39:58

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It did, though it took a while as it was damaged some in the post and then knocked off my windowsill. Twice.

2024-08-06 13:30:49

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The cutting you sent me is about to go too
https://media.spinster.xyz/0abd34a07a0ca6cebf6cf3ec084824da0a5a241de75eb0b7cd59ef913ece4578.jpg

2024-08-04 17:48:32

Urgh, they're listing our vicinity as "no go" thanks to last night's riot. Hopefully the rain will keep everyone inside anyway.

2024-08-04 12:46:57

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It's mentioned here, but I haven't seen the mentioned video myself.
https://khmezek.substack.com/p/was-imane-khelif-in-the-algerian

2024-08-03 17:09:48

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I wasn't able to view the rest of the thread on account of apparently being blocked by half the people on it, but I'm assuming it continued in a respectful manner as to the ravages of substance abuse on the female body?

2024-08-03 07:26:56

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La Lohan?

2024-08-03 07:15:50

Another Gold for Ireland!! In a few short years it appears our top national past times of fighting and riding are being replaced with swimming and boats. Now there's a migrant joke just begging to be cracked there, I'm just too classy to do it 💅
https://www.rte.ie/sport/paris-2024/2024/0802/1463188-odonovan-mccarthy-olympics-rowing/

2024-08-01 10:37:33

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Genuine heroine, so let down by everyone, I think she was very brave and smart.

2024-08-01 10:36:18

Atta girl. Not watching, but by all accounts she got into the ring and had the match stopped. This is probably the smartest move in terms of sunlight, pity she had to risk her own safety.
#WOMENSboxing

2024-08-01 10:10:46

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I am incandescent with rage.

2024-07-23 11:03:25

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Poor fella is doomed, from one vanity project to the next.

2024-07-23 08:59:48

Passed my module with a 76/2:1! Now the inevitable cluster fuck of trying to organise the next one begins.

2024-07-22 21:01:24

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Mr Beast was well aware of the borderline tweets his creepy mate was making years ago and chose to stick with him despite him coming out as a shit husband and father.
He deserves any backlash coming, especially since trooning out all his dodgy mate has done is stand swaying in the background, twiddling his hair like a confused mental patient.

2024-07-22 12:24:50

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We have a rule not to patronise any of the car washes because of what they double up as. My call centre manager was a serial abuser of prostituted and trafficked women and would brag about it frequently at work. It was always such places 🤬🤢

2024-07-22 12:19:24

Today's adventures involved #2 being randomly bitten by a leashed dog we passed on the footpath. Craven owner scurried off in a hurry while we attended to him. He was quite shaken and lucky to be wearing a coat or the damage might have been much worse. Had it been one of the smaller boys it could easily have been the face.
https://media.spinster.xyz/fe5adc201e39e1d0728e3d72a5f2228b172ad5304a6454d37790b46cd57d0e4c.jpg

2024-07-22 09:42:39

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And the danger to the mother is also higher. Her immune system will be fucked. If she was planning to conceieve a child of her own, she'd be advised to be about 2 years clear.

2024-07-22 09:32:25

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Look at threway she's touching her face...she'll be back on the gear in less than a month. 😪

2024-07-20 07:41:08

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Excellent news, fucking disgraceful that the hole shit show was allowed to happen in the first place.
Goddess bless Beria's Place.

2024-07-17 17:21:13

The bairns were horrified. Then I explained what it was. And they were horrified.
https://media.spinster.xyz/6af74943fa3c56f24e0f121358e946d0642b4de08ce4abd343342783a2fe2acf.jpg

2024-07-17 13:26:10

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👌

2024-07-17 11:41:34

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Spare Ass Annie?
https://media.spinster.xyz/29e214fe8ab4112ad5e4c19849195488290aab85f0da07e6bdc0fa86ae2968b8.jpg

2024-07-13 17:28:39

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Should we have a whip round and charter a flight?

2024-07-10 10:07:36

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In the middle of the Euros too 🤣

2024-07-03 17:47:09

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Think I got the size wrong (see above)

2024-07-03 17:32:52

I keep finding these every few months, size 6. Any suggestions for a project to use it up. I currently only have crochet hooks.
https://media.spinster.xyz/b560a010d11be0f99597620cfafaebdd53db88b3d7a15d831267dd3bea81bcdb.jpg

2024-07-03 14:13:47

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Amanda Palmer? They're divorced now, meaning she could potentially be one of the accusers. I don't know much about her apart from as you say woke af, but heard he pulled the open marriage stunt not long after she'd had a baby and essentially fucked off and left her with a kid to look after, so she gets a but of sympathy from me on that front.

2024-07-03 13:05:32

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I had heard he was an arse and that something was coming...assumed it was affairs. Hope justice is done.

2024-07-02 20:18:37

Not really a confident baker with yeast, but these cinnamon buns turned out well. Can't take all credit though, the 15yo helped.
https://media.spinster.xyz/92a85491974014cc3293318797fe233c75d7edd411b190b7c76392f523a35a23.jpg
https://media.spinster.xyz/d667ae58f7ef5af9530c43690e580113ce819201285d477a9850582fc40ce69c.jpg

2024-06-29 04:45:55

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Couple of GC males did this in England..it did not go well. There's a reason the Mumsnet Massif get all worked up about Ben Cooper, KC.

2024-06-27 09:40:26

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In Irish the term for vegetarian is feoilséantóir, which means meat shunner. I've always preferred that as the more accurate terminology.

2024-06-26 10:38:03

Someone will just shit in it.
https://media.spinster.xyz/d378dd051a625b61c0150528ea37f28b717d03a434973f0366d6eeff7547675b.jpg

2024-06-21 11:25:42

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Apparently even the owner of the company walked out of a session last week. They must have to do some bending over for a new contract or something, absolutely no one wants it.
I couldnt even make a 4 hour presentation on my own values and responsibilities...and I'm a real person.

2024-06-21 11:20:36

This morning my partner had to drag his hole into work, a place he has worked for 11 years, to endure a 4 hour lecture/training session on the company's "Values and Responsibilities" from a manager who has been there less than 3 years.
https://media.spinster.xyz/be9367dc7d867ab966e859136007161ec56434fbcf950093805777d17f147029.jpg

2024-06-20 10:50:38

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Isn't that a vile of his sons blood or something equally creepy that he injects? He's vain. Those massive white tip ex circles around his eyes are testament to that.

2024-06-18 09:22:20

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Or these?
https://media.spinster.xyz/b660b6b8eb105710539ee4d10947ec9e1d685f4796c45bd777d019220264e5f7.gif

2024-06-18 09:08:49

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Wearing the robes out in public 🤔

2024-06-16 13:13:24

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Another obvious photoshop, blue sky is a dead giveaway.

2024-06-13 11:20:53

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And it will work, the amount of people I've seen stating "change" as their only reason for wanting Labour in, or simply Tories out. It's like dealing with Barney Stinson.
https://media.spinster.xyz/28dba0f4652c087207f729bc09f92129d664f29b9564edd852fe06b03d365856.gif

2024-06-12 11:48:55

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Ooooh, there's a Belfast one I see

2024-06-12 10:54:06

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Did they actually put an extra r in the very or is that a typo?

2024-06-11 11:40:29

Enough Spinsters to help me crowd fund this? £2.5mil is a fucking steal.
https://www.countrylife.co.uk/property/a-scottish-island-for-sale-with-seals-seven-houses-a-lighthouse-and-its-own-pub-269796

2024-06-11 09:45:43

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YouTube dermatology videos start out like this, but at least there's an end result with them.

2024-06-11 09:37:45

Have you tried turning him off and on again?
https://x.com/realDerekUtley/status/1800357480356368392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1800357480356368392%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

2024-06-01 20:09:44

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Even the numpties in local authority know to build a few roads when the spend countdown begins. They are more incompetent that...let that sink in.

2024-05-26 09:59:02

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I miss trash dove, she was class.

2024-05-24 12:43:09

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Nothing like a mush full of cake 🎂 😍

2024-05-24 08:28:04

Just a reminder in case any of these parasites turn up at your door.
https://media.spinster.xyz/28347aae6124b5674312157845ab7c87fcf1f15c4e7966467051f7ff68bb089d.jpg

2024-05-14 09:24:28

In light of Dave proving himself to be oh so Davey yesterday, I'd like to say this.
Here's to the Spinsters, whose overall aura of standoffish negativity, highly suspicious natures and uncompromising attitudes made us not only unpalatable to the head girls, but also all cocks in frocks.
Continue please, you are all awful
https://media.spinster.xyz/020f6591ac55b08c4a36c774db0146ce2686a58807811abde2f47cb4261c3095.jpg

2024-04-26 06:54:12

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The Company of Wolves does a good breakdown of the various elements of the red riding story and whag it means for women. On amazon in the UK.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Company_of_Wolves

2024-04-25 08:34:01

Today's big event is the anticipated delivery of several bags of Lama shite.

2024-04-24 14:12:21

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You mean the straight woman who pitched a Penthouse fantasy version of female bisexuality to the world for profit, isn't a true believer? Am shocked.

2024-04-24 13:50:29

"Mummy look, a clown!"
But it was not Spinster, it was a genderjester and about five other people at the traffic lights trying their best not to laugh.

2024-04-24 09:22:01

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Belgium was my first experience of this.

2024-04-19 09:25:33

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-68825830

2024-04-18 10:54:25

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I'm going with closeted chaser. He reminds me so much of a bisexual Muslim guy I know at uni, who kept almost exclusively to cross dressers before his arranged marriage.
Probably after too.

2024-04-16 19:08:02

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By F. D. C. Willard

2024-04-12 18:29:16

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Anyone else remember the Teddy Bear Alliance from the UK '97 election? Used to hold Flash mob picnics in Parliament Square.
https://media.spinster.xyz/6f396839c63dd832764832f26e7b79491e9f136247d80a54e2a6620244039acd.jpg

2024-04-06 19:05:06

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Probably shouldn't have spaffed so much money up the wall pretending to be a woman then should he.

2024-04-02 19:22:30

@npub1e3x…kndc
https://www.impartialreporter.com/news/national/24224660.embroidery-artist-creating-fairytale-works-wants-broaden-definition-art/

2024-03-16 08:33:05

Sharing so you can share the pain of us mammies currently fighting the good fight against the recent mullet outbreak in the country.
https://twitter.com/RTELateLateShow/status/1768781800115957802/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1768781800115957802¤tTweetUser=RTELateLateShow

2024-03-14 06:13:51

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He looks a little like an ex of mine who was being really cagey/inconsistent about his age. My mate at the Child Maintenance people searched him on their database ( they can find anyone) and found out he was 7 years older than he was telling me. Now why would anyone lie like that?

2024-03-14 06:01:47

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Is he still claiming to only be in his 20s?

2024-03-12 18:25:16

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I need someone like this. I had an old machine and could not for the life of me, get it bobbed and threaded.
I have a new one sitting in a box since Christmas 2022 and I just can't face having to even try. 🙃

2024-03-12 16:38:03

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/97ce2e81-2884-42f5-bb82-2a2778f2cc91?shareToken=9568e79f0683beea68ffe5e978b05a29

2024-02-01 05:56:00

Blessed Imbolc. Its spring. Yes, I know it's only February. Yes, I know its cold, but its not about heat its about light. #dealwithit
https://media.spinster.xyz/ea7bb96f29842e291543898bf88728f98c6bb0cb424437a39948047eabd5d8ba.jpeg

2023-12-25 09:41:44

Good morning. Happy Christmas (selecta). We now own a trumpet.

2023-12-18 11:22:20

House did not sell, going to auction again in February, which gives us a bit of time.