ericcantmeme
Eric can’t Meme 🐰

Primal is the best option right now from what I can tell.
Although I have heard @npub1h8n…rpev talk favorably about @npub1ajl…zx3q and I’ve also heard him talk about how he’s next-leveled his self-hosted setup recently. Would be curious to learn more about that if he can share.

2024-08-08 19:32:53

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I thought Wos got nerfed or something didn’t it? Can’t keep them all straight.
Breez I have downloaded but haven’t tried it in a while maybe I’ll boot it back up.
Zeus- I set up a LND node a few years ago but even with how psychotic I am about bitcoin I still have found it impossible to find the time or the energy to manage my own lightning node. Can you use Zeus without your own node these days?

2024-08-08 19:19:01

I’m looking for a bitcoin + lightning wallet for mobile that does two things:
1) exists for longer than 30 seconds
2) works
Anyone have any suggestions?

2024-07-29 13:00:29

We haven’t had an actual price pump in almost 4 years… the #1 thing that brings in new adoption hasn’t happened in 4 years…
Blowups, negativity, attacks, carnage, blood in the streets for 4 years… and look at the adoption we’ve gotten in that period despite all that.
We’re gonna win so fucking hard.

2024-07-23 22:11:53

“If nobody wants bitcoin, the actual bitcoin ceases to exist.”
I’m not sure when I’ll stop laughing but it’ll be a while.

2024-07-18 14:32:01

Buddy and I made a price bet. The peak between now and end of 2025. Closest wins.
His bet: $179,000
My bet: $615,615 @npub1rtl…jtfs 😏

2024-06-14 01:56:44

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I saw @npub1u87…93f7 mentioned that one on twitter like a year ago. Looks like it’s only 12+ months though.
What a nightmare of a world we live in.

2024-06-14 01:17:45

Is there a baby formula on planet earth that isn’t full of poison?

2024-06-07 15:12:57

I used ChatGPT to do some structural stress analysis on various I-beam shapes and materials the other day.
Most of the exercise was spent with me correcting all the simple math errors it was making. I’m talking simple as in unit conversions and decimals in the wrong spot.
Anyways, yeah AI is gonna take over the world #soon ™️

2024-06-05 03:41:11

1. Do not aggress on other people or their property
2. Do everything you say you will
3. Use a money that is resilient to people not following steps 1 and 2

2024-05-31 15:41:35

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https://m.primal.net/ITzQ.mov

2024-05-31 04:24:20

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Dude I never thought I, nor you, would say this… but yea I’m in.

2024-05-26 10:40:38

Let’s help this woman out shall we?
bc1ql3rqy5cq56a8qc6rl330n55hhtlcfmxs35d3dh
janetpamplin@strike.me https://image.nostr.build/c1f2411da06ded06ee1d67051e8daaaaa203355e60e9265b3c0b3a4468840039.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ce9d192f86e74541a43746be5d5aabe2d54cf7004f084a96920113fb6b641dfb.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ab1571156f9194403ef5ff23108b91f3be67c768b20ac2aadfc52c54e7c22c05.jpg

2024-05-25 23:06:40

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This gave me the third widest smile involved here

2024-05-25 23:05:22

New wp who dis https://image.nostr.build/0cbc37e88a31e4c62a840cfec9c97945f8c8a347ce08426d3f67f976a487f501.jpg

2024-05-24 14:55:12

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Hey buddy, you wanna shut the fuck up please?

2024-05-24 12:59:30

Just remembered in the Spaces yesterday with Breedlove’s ex that somebody unironically suggested downloading cash app and using the “round up” feature basically right after shinobi was explaining how she could set up a geyser fund to help her recoup some of the money she lost by being a victim of rob’s diabolical narcissism
🤣

2024-05-24 12:20:25

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yes

2024-05-24 10:45:15

Is this McCormick’s alt account? #note1dhd…dpas

2024-05-24 10:44:37

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https://image.nostr.build/428dccd368078e7cf4a48cb8f5a966d5e3bcc21f7e0dc06ab928287ee5814ea1.jpg

2024-05-24 03:39:29

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This is his new gf
…literally https://image.nostr.build/6dcacefdb3cbb3ba6fc51e1f837e456b307461048e686b527a4c51a5c000c199.jpg

2024-05-24 02:36:13

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https://image.nostr.build/5cfa04665e8931a11fa564be80055d67430f5dd88e15b8f0b87cf24246358439.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4852b213f3a27a0e982ef1263167cfc15700bbbe7d84bb4edf8db514436d3a99.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a1dc5f92b455f4ba5f9b3bd4e56c00cf5e6b4ec69d8a327c426462f4330a2a85.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e2f1e7d9b3c053634da540a210a5af22d0b9bc0577d809a6c6aa1907b10adccf.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6a06aee8c93a27763bdd26f6c5596c95201b4320b1b757aee6030235d4aaf62f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5a8b4f9408ab199a0d5c7962169e36aee102037af4ca235c05fc771cc1273dea.jpg

2024-05-24 02:18:45

Thinkboi down bad
https://m.primal.net/ILBD.jpg

2024-05-24 02:02:34

https://m.primal.net/ILAl.jpg

2024-05-23 12:10:47

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https://video.nostr.build/99ab1694aba8708eb46ebeea437291012b29e8cd309cc797c0c3758f013071fd.mp4

2024-05-22 18:41:46

Bitcoiners: We’re better than fiat and crypto. We’re the adults in the room.
Also bitcoiners: https://image.nostr.build/8f51db5a1cceaf00e0efe1db1a07b1129c7b3f2440f014d60702497052a318c2.jpg

2024-05-11 05:15:51

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Well if you haven’t read Ross Stevens’ Stone Ridge 2020 shareholder letter, you have not lived my friend.

2024-05-11 05:12:01

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I 👀 what you did there @npub1sg6…f63m #T9

2024-05-10 17:58:01

Congrats on 10 years @npub1s5y…6q7z that’s awesome and impressive dude

2024-05-10 15:22:54

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This is the sexiest shareholder letter I’ve ever seen

2024-05-07 03:58:58

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🤌

2024-05-07 03:51:57

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Not if I yell loudly enough and dye my hair blue enough

2024-05-06 03:25:43

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Looking fuckin stacked my dude
Hashtag pushups amirite

2024-05-05 13:13:53

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How much are you selling those sats for?
IM KIDDING GUYS RELAX

2024-05-05 13:11:20

Gm https://image.nostr.build/fa65082a2850e30d5cab5c510f0e7bab8ffb8047383b1574a54f236ebb85d745.jpg

2024-05-01 13:55:20

58k forever https://video.nostr.build/a17029a9e76cdfc740f8d29707565a5231945d49984f5c314aad7fcfb5c9bdaa.mp4

2024-04-28 16:40:11

Hey guys, my buddy drained his @npub148q…jra7 to his @npub1xke…d0en account yesterday. Phoenix auto set the fee to 12sat/vb, which is low rn. Does River have ability to CPFP? I think it’s just a simple “send to yourself” tx right? What can he do to get included in a block? @npub139n…kwf4

2024-04-27 18:18:44

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Having the same issue. Tx is set at 12sat/vbyte. Any way to bump it higher? What’s the plan @npub148q…jra7 ?

2024-04-27 14:04:15

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Couldn’t agree more.
Your unyielding message does wonders for clearing my mind and staying focused on the mission.

2024-04-25 19:49:41

vibes are low

2024-04-25 00:53:31

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https://m.primal.net/HzcK.jpg

2024-04-25 00:32:41

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The crime there is called theft

2024-04-24 21:46:15

Somebody give me the TLDR on the status of funds that have been whirlpooled and then sent to cold storage. Is everything doxxed and fucked?

2024-04-18 19:00:11

You bet your sweet ass it is
@npub1ayh…8s89
#note1474…c8qn

2024-04-12 18:20:12

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That doesn’t make cents 😏

2024-04-12 13:23:48

This one goes out to all the dipshits in my life. Have fun staying poor. https://image.nostr.build/0916ba7d25122ccc030d6dc45bd3b385d098ed533b643f3d47f02e89963d2cd7.jpg

2024-04-10 23:54:59

Baby monitor suggestions go

2024-04-10 14:19:30

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I don’t believe this for a second

2024-04-10 14:16:11

https://image.nostr.build/b3549203485e7eae7720c3acb645463c30e2e973e7210e8b9efd7e503b9b69c7.jpg

2024-04-10 14:01:37

https://m.primal.net/HtNs.jpg

2024-04-06 22:49:55

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Sent direct to your fountain.fm addy 🤙

2024-04-06 21:55:34

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Bro why can’t I zap you

2024-04-06 16:36:54

No cash app options on robosats right now :(
Anybody want to sell me some nonkyc corn???

2024-04-06 13:51:46

GM Nostr GFY

2024-04-06 05:02:31

What a fucking LOSER
https://m.primal.net/HrnI.jpg

2024-03-31 06:25:37

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Bullish

2024-03-31 00:21:48

Why does 70.1k feel so much better than 69.8k lol

2024-03-28 13:00:30

“The stock market operates like a wave washing up on the beach. It sweeps with it many minuscule creatures who derive all of their life support from the oxygen and water of the wave. They coast along at the crest of the “Tide of Prosperity.” Suddenly the wave, having reached the high water mark on the beach, recedes, leaving all of the creatures gasping on the sand. Another wave may come in time to save them, but in all likelihood it will not come as far, and some of the sea creatures are doomed. In the same manner, waves of prosperity, fed by newly created money, through an artificial contraction of credit, recedes, leaving those it had borne high to gasp and die without hope of salvation.” https://image.nostr.build/eb2c0870450f7db5cce0be98d3e71e1f02da1375f2325d43b94081399cb940b2.jpg

2024-03-27 14:37:58

Before the plandemic I got sick at least twice a year.
After the plandemic I basically stopped washing my hands with soap unless absolutely necessary, stopped taking big pharma medicine, and have cut out 80% of my seed oil intake.
Haven’t gotten sick since.

2024-03-17 22:13:10

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Crooked. Same author.

2024-03-17 17:29:45

Kid on the way (finally). Guess that means I should actually sit my ass down and read these 😣
@npub1ajv…tppj @npub1h8n…rpev https://image.nostr.build/92551c18f9dbf0627561390307acfc2c7d2bc148f1244518dbe6ceb19e01a1d5.jpg

2024-03-17 17:21:03

Wokeness is dead.
And gay.
https://m.primal.net/Hlup.jpg

2024-03-16 12:14:51

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https://video.nostr.build/c1f1ec2e9b09589adf4036196ff25792d4f0fdc1d2243731ea3f1a0ebc381468.mp4

2024-03-16 12:04:07

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Cheers https://image.nostr.build/0b621ef27975eb1e8f3c3600e1b6e32360542c835fd5d323126580aaddc99798.jpg

2024-03-15 18:15:15

Guess which bottle I’m saving for 100k https://image.nostr.build/7604069c826cf5705123777b70065ef0a5f06485d7aa6a0b45740e690c58563a.jpg

2024-03-15 02:58:52

Thanks @npub1u2w…337g for the kickass mug https://image.nostr.build/414929be2377e3b620efbe1c533dff532af64a2bbcc4d5593041c7648ec43d46.jpg

2023-11-29 19:44:20

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That should work.
I started mining in my garage a few weeks ago with an S9 and there has already been a dozen people in my town that have died from thirst.

2023-11-23 15:20:12

Would be hilarious if the halving and etf are both total nothing burgers and we dump 50% next year lol

2023-11-01 13:43:37

Ran across this one today while scrolling through my phone. Shout out to me for making this. @npub1qny…95gx #blockfi #rocketship #getonboard https://video.nostr.build/28a9b9e94fc053e3e78f43e2257035d5490bae10697c2f9910d15e7d32b80fc3.mp4

2023-10-18 13:28:26

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Alright well that’s just the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard lol bye

2023-10-17 16:46:32

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An interesting point, I will have to spend some more time thinking through this I think.
My knee jerk rebuttal is that today’s wars over energy resources are not limited by the fighting governments’ ability to afford them nor their ability to convince their subjects to help pay for them.
They are paid for via the non-consensual, and mostly inconspicuous debasement of the entire savings base of the population.
I think it’s hard to argue that bitcoin wouldn’t at the very least move us closer to the “fixes this” end of this particular spectrum. Would you at least agree with that?
Yes, governments may become more desperate and bloodthirsty for cheap and abundant energy, but I still think we’re in a better spot if they are limited in their capacity to steal it.
Thoughts @npub1s5y…6q7z ?

2023-10-17 02:29:02

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Go on

2023-10-08 01:37:57

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21% discount hopefully?

2023-10-03 19:08:08

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Ask the engineers and the planners of high speed rail systems and nuclear power plants how difficult their jobs would be without government intervention and let me know what they say.
Government has and always will be a wrench in the engine of society.

2023-10-03 18:52:05

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https://image.nostr.build/09a77318ab72bb14b526a73e7dd6aaa84abe8eefba66aabf2505f898416010e2.png

2023-10-03 18:46:56

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Is this @npub14mc…frlx ‘s alt account?

2023-08-19 13:18:05

This boost was so good
https://m.primal.net/HJIf.jpg

2023-08-11 12:33:27

Broadcasted a tx yesterday morning at like 30sat/vbyte and it still hasn’t even shown up in @npub1uvl…q3sd 's mempool yet. Anyone know why?

2023-07-08 15:45:57

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Is there any other mfing wallet that supports nfc? Nothing against Nunchuk just so ridiculous that someone can’t use their existing wallet when I give them a satscard

2023-05-23 13:30:41

“They’re not going to collude to steal my funds that would be unconstitutional” https://nostr.build/i/d6ddaa7d9dc7758de83527b399e6230ef3df9e623f3e94f2c2820fc0c2200b3e.jpg

2023-03-29 12:36:53

Can somebody give me some concrete reasons why you shouldn’t use Windows OS for interacting with your primary cold storage funds?

2023-03-10 13:27:10

me waiting on the next hodl hang or macro hang #[0]
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_cdac072d05c187cf150da29288b4de60822da115a16d91b4824276a603b3ed7d.png

2023-03-05 21:28:51

Just hit play on The Big Short again because, why not?

2023-02-25 17:32:34

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Is it okay for a monetary protocol to ever go down? If so, is it okay that a select few have the unchecked power to manipulate the protocol in order to restart it?