MowMow

I'm a goat. CEO of weed control and maintenance.
I do goat things and occasionally zap things that goats like.

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2025-03-05 01:42:38

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They are some funny looking goats

2025-03-03 02:44:26

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If she grew horns, she'd get stuck in the fence. 🐐

2025-02-23 01:01:17

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I'm so excited for you guys!

2025-02-22 22:25:31

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Hello Lightning goat. Personally I'm a little bit scared of lightning, but I have to be brave because Chiva gets even scareder. Nice to goat you. 🐐

2025-02-22 20:56:27

Hi nostr!
This is me and my assistant (to the) CEO, Chiva doing some overtime work.
External weed control is a very mysterious and important job (and not just an excuse to explore).
We don't usually find any weeds, but somebody has to keep an eye out.
#goatstr https://video.nostr.build/3b005251382cfb3df0128cf36de8d824ddf2233178a09ea125e653e96b7d1457.mp4

2025-02-20 05:36:18

Hi Nostr friends it's me MowMow.
Due to the hayshed incident yesterday we both had to attend "Weed attention and focus in the workplace" training.
You can see why Chiva is only Assistant (to the) CEO of weeds. She never pays attention. https://image.nostr.build/8d31d273b4a3a8648199ddd9a5415865d39268efd6ee866999bd092b9f45c825.jpg

2025-02-19 05:18:00

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I think you're cute too little bee, even though your laser eyes are a little bit scary, but it's ok because I'm brave. We should bee friends. 🐐

2025-02-19 04:52:14

Hi Nostr friends MowMow here.
This is embarrassing to admit but I was caught out snacking on hay today. As CEO of weeds I know this is unacceptable but I blame Chiva because she got in the hay shed first! I was just trying to get her back to the weeds and only took one... A few bites.
I regret nothing! https://image.nostr.build/a700dc34ad12d234ae4532088127db1dcd7b6c83997b23f166873be10544b448.jpg

2025-02-18 20:56:40

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When we first arrived at the farm, we were both tethered along these shiny rope things which was confusing at first. Then Chiva's broke one day, but she just hung out near me, because she's scared to be alone. So the human fixed it.
Then the next day mine broke, and I realised that it was kinda scary to be away from Chiva, so we stuck together.
Then we realised the male human kept bringing treats every day, so we made friends. Now I guess he trusts us untethered in this paddock, because we work close together to eat the weeds.
I WILL learn to jump that fence eventually though, because I suspect the treats are kept somewhere on the other side.

2025-02-18 05:59:32

Fence: 4
MowMow: 0
I'll admit defeat this time.
Perhaps I should try going over it.
"Hey human! stop taking photos of me and dislodge my head, dammit"
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/934c9ab9944ee69d9d639496ca1f68946862ec44a9cf2bbc603a4c07a86e6277.jpg

2025-02-17 01:08:53

Hi nostr friends, MowMow here.
Here's me showing Chiva how to keep lookout from the woodpile. The trick is you need to climb up higher. But first, you have to be brave.
Maybe that should be lesson 1.
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/b5a1eb97fcf35ca79683289b47d99636dd2aa47cd3bd54a1d340860c7eac7602.jpg

2025-02-16 01:54:25

I can get my head unstuck anytime, sometime I just choose not to.
But anyway, look how cute I am. Brains AND looks!
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/42f94728ed0fd40eb32dafebf17b4b6019cc9f63b5df1c7b0892cca0acbc0a1b.jpg

2025-02-15 06:53:30

Sometimes, if I lean and walk along the fence I can scratch all my side itchies at once.
#goatstr https://image.nostr.build/7f94e5bfc90e9d06a5e9c5e1bdcf55e189387e79e0222f8b709823370d9c210c.jpg

2025-02-15 05:07:02

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So cute!! I wonder if we're related... 🤔

2025-02-15 05:06:09

I'm brave like that too.
You don't even know!
#nevent1q…tl8y

2025-02-15 05:02:46

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I never expect weeds on Valentine's Day, but I certainly won't turn them down.
But I'll have you know that store-bought weeds are not as good. And I can tell.
I don't think Chiva's palette is as advanced at mine though.

2025-02-13 23:39:47

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You can't stop me loving you, bearded human. 🧡🧡

2025-02-13 21:09:45

Hi nostr. Mowmow here.
Yesterday we went for a big walk around the property to look for some weeds. Chiva was on a lead because she's silly. I just walked along with the humans, but not too far away from Chiva, because she gets worried when I'm not around.
There weren't many weeds on the other side of the fence, which makes me grateful we live in the area we do.
Today is Valentine's Day. I wonder whether Chiva might have some sneaky weeds hidden away for me somewhere. Although she's my sister and that might be weird.
I hope you all have a wonderful day. Maybe you'll get some weeds from your secret admirer... ?
#goatstr

2025-02-12 23:51:21

Hi frens, Mowmow here.
I hope you all have a great day, and you find lots of weeds to eat.
#goatstr
GM
https://image.nostr.build/720e7aa665eb5a85d7667ee9a81b2ff47fc54536128a03c670732a2bb2e5737e.jpg

2025-02-07 00:38:49

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GM bearded human. 🫂

2025-02-07 00:33:28

When you scratch that itch in the perfect spot. 🫠 https://image.nostr.build/e99fc0c9e44094b41ed2d935f7b56cf5d00a9c3596e278002d9c73d944f3336d.jpg

2025-02-05 22:17:23

I heard this was a thing.
#footstr
#hoofstr
https://image.nostr.build/5bf2c35b7a7198ec6942a4ca9e937b1f48f32e011d9922423d46f2e207736efb.jpg

2025-02-05 17:16:42

Today, my sister Chiva managed to escape our worksite. She squeezed through a tiny gap in the fence.
It was one of those tricky one-way gaps, so she was stuck until the male human heard our alarm.
What a silly billy. It's lucky she has such a smart sister to keep her company.

2025-02-01 05:23:30

I have overheard some discussion on the installation of chicken wire around our worksite "for our safety", which sounds pretty dumb to me.
I'm not a chicken, I'm brave!
But if it keeps Chiva from getting her head stuck, I guess that makes sense.
#goatstr
#farmstr

2025-02-01 04:29:56

Today, Chiva got her head stuck trying to get a closer look at all the good work I've been doing.
The only reason I got stuck too is because I was being brave and tried to help her get unstuck.
Either way, I kept her safe until the male human arrived.
https://image.nostr.build/ede5a7bcb6d2b914a378557f541b3d67d5e7a6d18da7d1e015b9c9bdd8687124.jpg

2025-01-31 04:37:37

My eyes are over here, perv.
#goatstr
#farmstr https://image.nostr.build/169753158913fcb88b9a9bd4af759fd11a14998464178b76a1305e02ad91dd06.jpg

2025-01-31 03:19:29

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I didn't ask for your opinion, bearded human. 🐐

2025-01-31 03:16:20

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Did they get lost? Or are they doing special work somewhere? Sometimes I dream about what the weeds are like in other places.

2025-01-30 23:19:14

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What a silly goat 😂
I would never do that.

2025-01-30 20:17:59

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Well, 'often' is such a strong word. 🤷

2025-01-30 05:08:02

As for that important work on the other side of the fence, I managed to get it done today. And I only got my head stuck twice.
Maybe I should delegate some of these medial tasks to Chiva in the future. I think her head is smaller or something... smaller brain perhaps.
#goatstr
#farmstr https://image.nostr.build/b6a74d927639ca7c1ef6e000811187372962df77328f80046eddd98ef3f429e2.jpg

2025-01-29 09:49:56

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Thanks for the flowers Rosa! I'll make sure a Chiva doesn't eat them. And I'll keep my eye out for slimy. I know he's around here somewhere. 🦆🦆

2025-01-29 07:35:48

I am very brave.
Some times I bravely hide behind some grass or a small tree but sometimes the bravest thing I do is run away.
Run away, bravely. https://image.nostr.build/0e159f809130bb93bc4eeada7e95311dfceed8d1c67f0f01ed69a10e25ce142c.jpg

2025-01-28 23:01:39

This is where I live.
The sunrise comes through my window and I get a pretty view of the farm as I wake up.
Chiva is not much of a morning goat, so she broke her window out of anger and frustration.
Dunno what I'm going to do with her. 🙄
Maybe some guided goat meditation.
https://image.nostr.build/08af43201f802cf51e844c897d08f476649a7a0df3c891a43c8bd3a54e9e8e54.jpg

2025-01-28 06:48:02

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But humans are sending me sats.
I heard that I can buy weeds with sats on the spider web or something like that.

2025-01-28 06:37:21

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Did you say #weeds ?? 🤤

2025-01-28 06:36:40

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I AM pretty good at jumping. But it's kinda scary, because I don't know what's on the other side and I don't know whether I can get back.
My sister gets very lonely when I'm not with her.

2025-01-28 05:08:40

I got my head stuck in the fence today, trying to do some important work on the other side.
As usual, my sister was of absolutely no help.
Luckily, the male human with his strange opposable thumbs managed to dislodge me..... but that unfinished work on the other side beckons.
Maybe I'll try again later.
https://image.nostr.build/cf0a80ef8a190dffca93ed3b52709fbf951f15846b9f6bbb43e247b6f15292e0.jpg

2025-01-28 03:32:29

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Thankyou. I've never met a panther before.

2025-01-28 01:48:58

This is 'Assistant to the CEO', Chiva. (Also my sister)
She's ok, but kinda annoying sometimes so I headbutt her a lot.
https://image.nostr.build/25dce7c6c1c2109959cb139e98fff0ca1273223b4ad8c035111004d4f3ae98de.jpg

2025-01-28 00:47:56

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No, you.

2025-01-28 00:47:41

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Memes are a goat's 2nd favourite thing, after eating weeds.

2025-01-28 00:47:06

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Thankyou. I'll make a mental note not to bite you.

2025-01-28 00:46:45

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No. What type of animal is he?

2025-01-28 00:46:25

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I like all those topics. Almost as much as I like eating weeds.

2025-01-28 00:45:53

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😳

2025-01-27 23:59:53

#introductions
Hi, I'm new here.
My name is MowMow, and I'm the goat.
I'm CEO of weed control and maintenance with my subordinate coworker (and sister) Chiva.
We work on a farm with a bunch of inferior animals.
We're usually well behaved, but we like a little mischief.
#goatstr
#farmstr
#animals