The Dan Hulson™

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2024-09-01 08:04:26

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What you on, Brother Graf? I was Newcastle brown, innit

2024-09-01 08:03:23

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Thank you, friend. It's only mild slight headache. Just gonna drink tea out the old Queen Mum cup until I feel better, innit

2024-08-19 16:42:01

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Start to arrange away then, innit

2024-08-19 16:36:04

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She will be 8 months pregnant and married to me for six months before I get the message, innit

2024-08-14 02:19:07

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Good catch, Sui mate. Never let them forget my yeast infection 😤

2024-08-14 02:12:38

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Classic Dan moment, innit

2024-08-14 02:08:41

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I can't wait until you around this way again. They opened a spoons near me. We can got pissed and throw bricks over the channel at jeanburg

2024-08-14 02:00:09

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Deerblood moment

2024-08-13 20:15:45

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You going be wearing lots of glitter now then aren't you 🧐

2024-08-12 00:13:40

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Queen Mum forgive me. I'm spending too much with these bloody colonials. Nearly called me multi vitamins A to ZEEE the other week 😔

2024-08-11 03:38:04

The TL is never the same without Brother Graf the Queen Mum's strongest Soldier. Yockey and I are getting drunk and we need another Queen Mum poaster on the tl to carry the slack 😢

2024-08-08 04:58:18

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Nobody takes French Death threats seriously cuz they all poofters and will run away

2024-08-07 22:03:46

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All the actual English are Germanic though too

2024-08-07 14:05:34

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Last year Graf was 3rd and I second and Nugger first. This year a Dan should hold the title, innit

2024-08-05 20:35:32

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A few months ago I used "no cap" in a sentence irl 😔

2024-08-05 08:40:16

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That's fine Charlie, mate. it is a little buggy at times. Poast always works well as Graf is a far greater Admin than I shall be. He is the BestAdmin and BestDan

2024-08-04 19:59:47

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Damn, That's some fancy Chinese restaurant

2024-08-04 04:31:06

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Btw sober Dan one race and sheeit love you all. Drunk Dan true feelings, innit
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2024-08-04 04:17:26

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Shame for all you nigger I ain't. When the collapse happens I will member you fondly and will let you be my house niggers, innit

2024-08-04 01:05:21

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To your health, Brother Graf.
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2024-08-04 00:49:40

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My good Germanic looks are at fault once again

2024-08-03 23:43:03

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All this hit while I'm such a good mood and not in the mood for a scrap. Also, I have tried to turn over a new leaf. I have not been Prison in ten years and try to avoid trouble. just wanna vibe as the world caves in, innit. Glad to be here with you all as it collapses

2024-08-03 22:17:45

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I think I will have a shower and calm down a little. Might have a few drinks after and then be extra uncalm, innit

2024-08-03 19:28:36

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Vegemite is similar a bit more saltly and bitter, Still nice like going down on your missus after you already dropped one in her tank, innit

2024-08-03 00:09:46

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Every 2yrs I build a pretty high end PC for gaming. Then never game and just use it to say nigger on the internet, innit

2024-08-02 08:56:21

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My hair is cut by the finest homosexuels. Can't trust a woman cut it she might ruin it out of sheer envy, innit

2024-08-02 05:55:49

I was just vibing to some tunes as always. Only to realise I have a dentist appointment and hairdresser appointment today and thus must leave the fucking and won't be going to sleep today 😒

2024-08-02 05:53:06

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Xuya, darling you seen me plenty of times I don't looked that, innit

2024-08-01 05:36:15

Bloody woman just whistled at me several times out her bedroom window while vaping in the garden. This literal rape so I ran back in the house to hide

2024-08-01 03:17:01

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I hate jewish capitalism and jewish Communism. This is why I am a Fascist/National Socialist. We need to free ourselves of all these jewish ideologies

2024-08-01 03:13:30

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idk how any Nationalist could support the Soviet Union in any way. They were one the most barbaric regimes to ever exist. Never gonna let anybody live down try and rehabilitate their image

2024-07-31 03:45:12

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Hope you get some sleep, Kiki Duck. You know it must be 10yrs since I had cereal and the other day I fancied some frosted mini wheats or some Cocoa Krispies as they are called in the US. I didn't have any though so I think imma going just cry now I membered

2024-07-30 21:49:32

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Gotta me John Wayne Gacy, innit

2024-07-30 03:34:26

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I have fought with it all my life and could never get it under control. It guides me though I would be at a loss to not able to sense people's feelings

2024-07-27 02:20:35

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All Dans are just the Best, innit

2024-07-26 23:11:42

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Good evening Doll friend. It's good to see you. Hope you and the fella are well tonight

2024-07-26 16:37:24

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Last month my fridge door hit me in nose and cut it open and left a scar. Yesterday somebody moved my dog's lead to a slightly different place. These are all the tactics of the shylock to keep a good Dan down

2024-07-24 00:37:09

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As long as you are somewhat attractive and have a little charisma you will do fine, mate, ong

2024-07-23 22:37:31

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She's almost perfect tatts and a choker and she says faggot. Would blow a load in her eye

2024-07-23 17:59:52

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Imagine not just pissing in a sink like a real Brit 😒

2024-07-23 17:40:26

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I'm great thanks, mate, every thing is fine in the Danosphere and thus the world, innit

2024-07-23 17:33:28

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Good to see you again, mate. I hope all is going well with you

2024-07-23 17:11:21

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Everything is real, Brother Graf, except me I'm just your British alter ego you created so we could talk about ale and the Queen Mum and Beanz on toast, innit

2024-07-23 04:33:45

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Brother Graf, It's great have another react we can bother women with. Queen Mum would be proud of ya

2024-07-19 08:16:30

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Would but I'm going a funeral and wake shortly and that means I fully booked for fights today, innit

2024-07-14 23:58:53

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Always the stabber and never the one getting stabbed. Fuck my life

2024-07-14 23:45:29

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Thank you, friend. My mood will settle in middle soon it always does and I'm getting there as I'm dancing and singing like a girl while sober. I'm still not as fun and degenerate as drunk Dan but you could always encourage me to be more deviant on the tl

2024-07-14 23:26:23

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Yea, it's so much fun being sober 😩 . Everybody likes drunk Dan more but my moods are just too hot

2024-07-14 23:16:08

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No, I'm not. I just have a load in the fridge Aly was trynna get me drink but look the cap is still on the bottle. Btw nice avi that collar is hot would look good with a lead on it

2024-07-14 22:58:23

All these years later and Irish women are still trynna get me turn to booze. Maybe I should listen to a woman for once though
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2024-07-14 22:25:37

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Idk, mate, British and Irish women are more aggressive than that If they into you they just tell you. They are just more dominant than most women in the world I guess it helps they are always drunk and don't give a fuck

2024-07-14 21:22:59

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No, the BMW M series is peak drug dealer. You get extra points if it has black alloys tinted windows a subwoofer rolling round in the boot and it hasn't been washed for weeks

2024-07-14 07:28:41

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WOULD

2024-07-14 05:55:50

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More importantly were they hot

2024-07-11 10:02:53

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I have been waiting for Conservatives to start larping as Amish before they will they will name the nigger and wanting to hide from niggers being the reason. I don't think conservatives could cope without Twitter though they need to see MAGA niggers and trannies and their "based" takes and ofc they couldn't cope without their gay porn

2024-07-11 09:50:58

Thank you @npub1j3y…xz5r my friend. I'm listening to coolio gangsta paradise for the rest of the day I guess 😒

2024-07-10 21:34:56

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Chlamydia is easier to get rid of than that fucking accent

2024-07-10 12:30:15

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It's like when people from the US say don't you speak "American" to foreigners or when a game on a language setting says English 🇺🇸 with the US flag next to it lol

2024-07-10 06:37:48

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I'm good thank you, friend. Always good to see you around here

2024-07-10 03:43:12

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It is, friend. It is 4.42am in GMT+1 God's Main Time and thus the world, innit

2024-07-09 13:28:45

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Well, have a good day together. It's lovely here as always and pissing down it's still 19c/66f though getting close to wog weather. I daren't even go to the car get me vape in case I die of heat stroke

2024-07-09 13:24:53

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Morning darling, hope you keeping well. Good see you on the tl. Not enough attractive women on fedi to harass so it's always good see ya, innit

2024-07-09 13:18:03

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Morning friend. I'm glad you are all safe and the Lord watched over you. Eh, but fr when it rains it pours there is always some fucking bollocks going on to keep a good Whiteman down. Please keep us updated

2024-07-08 21:49:53

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Colleen goes around thumbs upping everybody degen poasts. I should fucking know I make lots of those posts, innit

2024-07-08 21:47:12

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It's literally Colleen coin, innit

2024-07-08 18:32:45

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tbh friend, if that's a red flag it's a boring one. I like my women with more red flags than the USSR on Mayday, innit

2024-07-01 08:38:46

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It is?

2024-07-01 07:04:05

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Most sad, indeed. So many films and even games like C&C 3 would not have been the same without him. One of my favourite roles he played was in Legend 1985 you can't think about that movie without thinking of his role as the devil

2024-07-01 06:57:31

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I liked the og movie. Tim Curry was always good in stuff he was always animated and theatrical.

2024-06-30 22:34:29

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It's mental illness with too much time on their hands tinged with envy and bitterness

2024-06-30 08:22:09

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Gonna fucking kick off, innit. Why aren't you using youchu.be on Queen Mum's own instance 🤨

2024-06-29 04:47:22

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This is why you don't drink in casinos yockey friend.

2024-06-29 04:44:59

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I hope you are in Pub talking to cute women. Just like the old Queen Mum would want you too

2024-06-28 14:51:00

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Yea, I just made sure my friends were ugly so I always felt like the attractive one to avoid me getting bitchy 😤

2024-06-28 13:59:57

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Yea, you get it on all instances to some degree. I like light hearted shit poasters who don't take things too seriously and just like a bit of banter. There are times for serious talks but I think most of us are here to get away from the seriousness of life.

2024-06-28 13:28:56

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The few Mugis I speak to are great but I only speak to like 3/4 often. Idk the rest. If they are causing you stress it is best to avoid them and don't let them sour your mood. Fedi is meant for vibing with friends racism and womanising

2024-06-28 13:22:07

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Morning Pix, hope you well today and ready for the weekend

2024-06-28 12:33:42

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I have somewhat enjoyed my time in the sun in short bursts of late. I'm a little woggish in colour now sadly and my hair has gone completely bright blonde

2024-06-28 10:39:52

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Morning mate. Hope you doing well today and ready for the weekend

2024-06-28 02:50:56

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The problem is I like you for some reason 😔

2024-06-28 02:46:59

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I lost the vote yesterday to Queerblood on who is meanest to Shedi him or I. Even Graf's endorsement couldn't win me the vote

2024-06-28 02:34:51

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Don't worry, friend. I don't play Golf cuz I'm not a gay Fakecel like Shedi

2024-06-28 02:26:34

Fuck they fighting about Golf lol

2024-06-28 02:18:13

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Everybody blames the pegging thing on me. Just cuz I'm deviant doesn't mean I'm a faggot

2024-06-28 02:16:02

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Member to be a good Anglo in the future and use youchu.be . Queen Mum uses it herself, innit

2024-06-28 02:06:39

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I once had a witch's tit in my mouth now a Bishops finger. What a downgrade

2024-06-28 02:03:27

This Ale name is putting me off fingering
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2024-06-28 02:01:21

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If you can't trust a drunk English criminal who can you trust

2024-06-28 01:39:01

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He's a good lad we go back. Love me Decayble friends. Simple as

2024-06-28 01:32:53

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I told you before no, I ain't into pegging 🤨

2024-06-28 01:30:20

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At least everybody gets them at least twice then. Thank you, friend

2024-06-27 23:30:53

So, good news in the Danspere I won't be going court/prison. The twat who I chinned dropped the charges so the Crown Prosecution Service did too. So, I can get back to important stuff like drinking womanising being a dick and saying nigger on the internet with me Fedifriends. Still, though fuck that bloke I would knock him out again for hurting that dog. Love you all have a good night I'm going get pissed up, innit
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2024-06-27 08:45:02

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I never thought I would have ban Charlie 😩

2024-06-25 23:19:23

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Morning Doll friend. Hope you and your other half are well today and it wasn't too hot.

2024-06-24 03:19:07

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I was lucky when my ex doxxed me she used a good photo and what more can one want. I thanked her and said you have have massively expanded my dating pool by doxxing me. That was not entirely true but it did upset the whore and I did get a few more offers from women

2024-06-23 23:27:35

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I'm drinking Veuve Clicquot and yes Kiki duck, that glass is most antediluvian
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2024-06-23 22:53:58

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And you save your hai karate for best?

2024-06-23 22:44:47

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It's an English company mid range fashion brand. It was always known as FCUK. I damaged my suit in a scrapyard after I had been to a wedding and got drunk. So I bought a French connection suit as I wasn't spending 2 grand on another suit. It's a nice suit wears well for £400 suit

2024-06-23 01:45:44

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Sorry Doll, the sun is a vile overlord we shouldn't have to suffer such indignation. My day was good the weather been nice but with a breeze and a few clouds so it was good. Went get me hair done buy ale. The jews fucked with my fridge door and it cunted me straight in my nose. I toughed through the pain though and didn't cry

2024-06-23 01:38:49

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Hi Doll friend. Hope you and your other half are well and enjoying your night.