The Dan Hulson™

My darling wife @1nter4ri

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2024-09-01 08:04:26

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What you on, Brother Graf? I was Newcastle brown, innit

2024-09-01 08:03:23

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Thank you, friend. It's only mild slight headache. Just gonna drink tea out the old Queen Mum cup until I feel better, innit

2024-09-01 07:57:25

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Morning, Brother Graf, I jumped on just to tell you morning and love you, mate. I have a slight hangover today from just a mere 5 pints. It's embarrassing, innit

2024-08-31 05:04:19

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They should of congratulated me on a good performance tbh, innit

2024-08-31 04:56:46

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I not stayed in a hotel for 8yrs it was a shithole in Blackpool it cost £25 quid a night. It were proper great got thrown out for making too much noise fucking

2024-08-29 11:58:40

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People born after 2000 are just a meme to make us feel old.

2024-08-19 16:42:01

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Start to arrange away then, innit

2024-08-19 16:36:04

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She will be 8 months pregnant and married to me for six months before I get the message, innit

2024-08-19 16:16:41

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Prefer that you give me orally in person 😏

2024-08-19 07:26:51

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Rest well my sweet prince.

2024-08-19 07:21:39

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Oi, darling, I sent you to bed already 🤨

2024-08-16 16:05:56

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>hugs not drugs
How about you nerds do some ecstasy it doesn't have to be an either or

2024-08-14 16:23:43

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Morning beloved Fedifriends I hope you all have a good day. Wrath Happy Birthday me old mate. Have a good en

2024-08-14 02:19:07

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Good catch, Sui mate. Never let them forget my yeast infection 😤

2024-08-14 02:12:38

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Classic Dan moment, innit

2024-08-14 02:08:41

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I can't wait until you around this way again. They opened a spoons near me. We can got pissed and throw bricks over the channel at jeanburg

2024-08-14 02:00:09

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Deerblood moment

2024-08-14 01:55:24

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True, you should maybe send me summat better then, innit

2024-08-13 20:15:45

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You going be wearing lots of glitter now then aren't you 🧐

2024-08-13 19:59:26

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Classic WASP work ethic. Strange really me of all people being the perfect WASP lack it in ways except for Racism and fucking

2024-08-12 00:13:40

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Queen Mum forgive me. I'm spending too much with these bloody colonials. Nearly called me multi vitamins A to ZEEE the other week 😔

2024-08-12 00:05:54

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Many years agp a Gypo woman once tried sell me a moody gold ring while I was out shopping. It were worthless but still I spent 15 minutes haggling her down to £5 and wasted lots of her time just so I could pay her with a moody £5 note I had in my wallet I was trynna get shut of. It was a good Day for Dans worldwide and thus the Queen Mum and all the Danosphere

2024-08-11 03:38:04

The TL is never the same without Brother Graf the Queen Mum's strongest Soldier. Yockey and I are getting drunk and we need another Queen Mum poaster on the tl to carry the slack 😢

2024-08-11 02:54:20

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The White mans burden, my friend

2024-08-11 02:49:11

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If she bent down in a short skirt in front of you and she did it slowly and deliberately she into you

2024-08-11 02:46:09

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Women love a little gossip, Bigduck. It's fine, mate.

2024-08-11 02:07:33

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He's a Brit I think. The problem is deleting doesn't work on Fedi like that

2024-08-08 04:58:18

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Nobody takes French Death threats seriously cuz they all poofters and will run away

2024-08-07 22:03:46

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All the actual English are Germanic though too

2024-08-07 14:13:25

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Here you go, mate.
poa.st/@NathanielHigger1488/posts/AkgZ369U1FildyHvX6

2024-08-07 14:05:34

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Last year Graf was 3rd and I second and Nugger first. This year a Dan should hold the title, innit

2024-08-07 14:00:38

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Morning Kiki Duck, hope you well and thank you for voting me BestPoaster yesterday. I came second last year it's just like my bloody sex life 😒

2024-08-07 13:44:39

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Morning Sui mate. Hope you and your loverly missus are well today.

2024-08-06 10:01:23

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Probably haunted by street shitters. I bet they smell just as bad still

2024-08-06 07:19:33

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Yea, I always enjoy not paying corporations too. It's best to save your money and donate to Poast instead, innit

2024-08-06 07:14:55

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Brother Graf, you can pirated copies of the remaster though, innit

2024-08-05 23:35:18

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I prefer the term slightly below average size. Thank you, friend.

2024-08-05 20:35:32

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A few months ago I used "no cap" in a sentence irl 😔

2024-08-05 20:22:23

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Them little tins my Grandad had loads in his shed with random nails and screws and the like in them

2024-08-05 20:20:39

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I aren't sure, mate. I may be retired but I'm actually not that old just middle age old so never bought them

2024-08-05 13:17:43

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It's a good time, Alex me old mate. I'm on the up up of late the world is burning and I'm just gonna vibe and stay in the house. Gonna sit this one out, innit

2024-08-05 13:11:15

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Morning, mate, good to see you. Blessings of the Queen Mum upon you

2024-08-05 08:40:16

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That's fine Charlie, mate. it is a little buggy at times. Poast always works well as Graf is a far greater Admin than I shall be. He is the BestAdmin and BestDan

2024-08-04 19:59:47

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Damn, That's some fancy Chinese restaurant

2024-08-04 06:51:42

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You need go steady. Dan was peak male few could compare and it killed my heart. Going get ripped again though, innit

2024-08-04 04:31:06

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Btw sober Dan one race and sheeit love you all. Drunk Dan true feelings, innit
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2024-08-04 04:17:26

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Shame for all you nigger I ain't. When the collapse happens I will member you fondly and will let you be my house niggers, innit

2024-08-04 04:06:41

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I raise you high to 105 to the greatest quote ever
https://i.poastcdn.org/869e4a5d8a2c66609e7bcd8a14a2a87186677dfe37dda1d56a83922f505773e2.png

2024-08-04 01:05:21

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To your health, Brother Graf.
https://i.poastcdn.org/759c306baeaaa8e3c7ee24bab492e456d933a82a1b4d3f6d50b6c353ece1596c.jpg

2024-08-04 00:49:40

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My good Germanic looks are at fault once again

2024-08-04 00:48:20

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If you were a temp ex Janny do you get one too?

2024-08-03 23:43:03

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All this hit while I'm such a good mood and not in the mood for a scrap. Also, I have tried to turn over a new leaf. I have not been Prison in ten years and try to avoid trouble. just wanna vibe as the world caves in, innit. Glad to be here with you all as it collapses

2024-08-03 23:34:28

I'm sorry ladies it's that time again for you to lock dms and flee from Matrix rooms
https://i.poastcdn.org/34e7f8076b84330fc3a089897db555b5607bf2d9516a76ff2658fded743aac35.png

2024-08-03 22:31:48

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Who had it on their Bingo card that Dan wouldn't start it though 😔

2024-08-03 22:17:45

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I think I will have a shower and calm down a little. Might have a few drinks after and then be extra uncalm, innit

2024-08-03 22:09:48

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Mine's always clean she spends a lot of time stuck in the washing machine like my step sister, innit

2024-08-03 22:07:33

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I hope they make one of me. That tells people randomly not to cumm to kill their mood

2024-08-03 19:28:36

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Vegemite is similar a bit more saltly and bitter, Still nice like going down on your missus after you already dropped one in her tank, innit

2024-08-03 19:25:23

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You do it after, mate. I don't really like marmite on toast but some people love it

2024-08-03 00:09:46

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Every 2yrs I build a pretty high end PC for gaming. Then never game and just use it to say nigger on the internet, innit

2024-08-02 08:56:21

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My hair is cut by the finest homosexuels. Can't trust a woman cut it she might ruin it out of sheer envy, innit

2024-08-02 05:58:55

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As you should and if I ever go bald please hire an Assasin to put me out of yours and my missery

2024-08-02 05:55:49

I was just vibing to some tunes as always. Only to realise I have a dentist appointment and hairdresser appointment today and thus must leave the fucking and won't be going to sleep today 😒

2024-08-02 05:53:06

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Xuya, darling you seen me plenty of times I don't looked that, innit

2024-08-02 02:58:45

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Please have a good night too, friend.

2024-08-01 05:36:15

Bloody woman just whistled at me several times out her bedroom window while vaping in the garden. This literal rape so I ran back in the house to hide

2024-08-01 03:17:01

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I hate jewish capitalism and jewish Communism. This is why I am a Fascist/National Socialist. We need to free ourselves of all these jewish ideologies

2024-08-01 03:13:30

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idk how any Nationalist could support the Soviet Union in any way. They were one the most barbaric regimes to ever exist. Never gonna let anybody live down try and rehabilitate their image

2024-07-31 03:45:12

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Hope you get some sleep, Kiki Duck. You know it must be 10yrs since I had cereal and the other day I fancied some frosted mini wheats or some Cocoa Krispies as they are called in the US. I didn't have any though so I think imma going just cry now I membered

2024-07-31 03:39:49

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Rest easy, Kiki Duck, I know you still awake and reading this, innit

2024-07-30 21:49:32

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Gotta me John Wayne Gacy, innit

2024-07-30 21:21:51

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Strange how you know so much about serial killers and canibals 🤨

2024-07-30 16:05:58

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Thanks, mate, appreciate it

2024-07-30 14:57:43

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The way some men on Fedi lust after wogs I wish they would have more fear of black holes, innit

2024-07-30 03:34:26

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I have fought with it all my life and could never get it under control. It guides me though I would be at a loss to not able to sense people's feelings

2024-07-30 03:29:01

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My emotions often drive people but equally, others drive me and I get confused and I have to hide and put up barriers again

2024-07-30 03:21:28

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I know you are I member. I love being around people but they wear on me over time and I get emotionally exhausted and have stay in for a few months and recentre myself again

2024-07-30 01:34:29

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I just search Fedi constantly to search for people infringing on the Dan™️ name

2024-07-30 01:24:25

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I hate in when you leave your tins in the freezer too long. I'm sure Jeanberg is at fault for this, innit

2024-07-29 15:56:10

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https://i.poastcdn.org/4e30e8251f158f6793a2f0962ee3163110b7e7ab68688dc3cb67d4e16cd332b8.jpg

2024-07-27 03:25:00

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Stormy colourful skies always scream out to my Germanic blood and make me romantic

2024-07-27 02:20:35

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All Dans are just the Best, innit

2024-07-27 00:12:23

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That's me doing any basic task I have performed a million times flawlessly when somebody is watching

2024-07-26 23:11:42

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Good evening Doll friend. It's good to see you. Hope you and the fella are well tonight

2024-07-26 16:37:24

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Last month my fridge door hit me in nose and cut it open and left a scar. Yesterday somebody moved my dog's lead to a slightly different place. These are all the tactics of the shylock to keep a good Dan down

2024-07-26 07:24:19

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I'm happy wherever I am as long as I'm with me friends or family pretty much

2024-07-24 00:41:05

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I believe in you all. All good Anglos have that charm in them

2024-07-24 00:37:09

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As long as you are somewhat attractive and have a little charisma you will do fine, mate, ong

2024-07-23 22:37:31

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She's almost perfect tatts and a choker and she says faggot. Would blow a load in her eye

2024-07-23 17:59:52

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Imagine not just pissing in a sink like a real Brit 😒

2024-07-23 17:40:26

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I'm great thanks, mate, every thing is fine in the Danosphere and thus the world, innit

2024-07-23 17:33:28

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Good to see you again, mate. I hope all is going well with you

2024-07-23 17:11:21

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Everything is real, Brother Graf, except me I'm just your British alter ego you created so we could talk about ale and the Queen Mum and Beanz on toast, innit

2024-07-23 04:33:45

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Brother Graf, It's great have another react we can bother women with. Queen Mum would be proud of ya

2024-07-21 03:57:42

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Being multifaceted is an attractive trait in a man though, innit

2024-07-21 03:49:20

@npub1fe4…dkl3 I know you just scroll the tl while drunk looking for posts to mog me on 😢
https://i.poastcdn.org/dedfc77d547298f2e6661916e98a0f51494416d2f14cc095f6a2f76ca2c70f96.png

2024-07-20 22:13:44

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I'm only 5ft7" and no woman ever mentioned anything about it irl but online they seem obsessed about this shit

2024-07-20 13:10:07

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Sorry, I was out yesterday. Please say you aren't accusing me of being a slope head like that lad 🤨

2024-07-20 03:24:50

I have a killa nose bleed so I'm going have a shower and I will see you soon my beloved Fedifriends, innit

2024-07-19 23:20:51

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I'm always the last to know bastard these things 😔