SexCrazed Salt Shaker of Death

Twitter refugee from the increasingly fascist notUSA. Sometimes I can be a dick, but most of the time I'm Mike
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Death is coming for us all, but not today

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2024-11-14 12:18:57

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@nprofile…chpz
Throw it on the pile.

2024-11-12 23:35:27

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@npub1lzz…jhl3
One might find that answer by praying to one's fairy godfather.

2024-11-12 22:05:56

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@npub1lzz…jhl3
What is the sense of making up a god if it can't be on your side?

2024-11-07 10:40:50

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@npub132h…f594
Wow, they sure had me fooled...

2024-11-07 01:59:02

I said back in 21 that you can't vote out fascism after it is voted in. It has to be crushed. But Biden decided to be "bipartisan". Yertle is still laughing.

2024-11-07 00:23:02

Biden needs to release all weapons to Ukraine and actually implement the phony sanctions they have been pretending to. Tonight, if not sooner. And drop the boom on bibi. There is no election to protect now (how did that work out).
There's no excuse for not doing the right thing anymore.

2024-09-06 23:02:18

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Karl rove is an idiot.

2024-09-06 22:54:53

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
trump has 180 million reasons to like vance.

2024-08-31 15:04:26

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@npub1grx…uxfe
One of those rhetorical questions...

2024-08-18 23:44:24

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@npub1grx…uxfe
That America was the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And also that if you touched a baby bird its mother would abandon it.

2024-08-18 21:05:06

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@npub13q6…tcfa
That's a great picture!

2024-08-03 18:20:21

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@npub1tel…4v4v
To be fair, she actually has candidates to choose from who fit that description...

2024-08-03 01:41:08

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@npub1lrv…tth9
He may be pulling, but we aren't putting up much resistance.

2024-07-31 21:00:01

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Maybe they are surprised that they are being allowed to act surprised. I doubt anyone is actually surprised.

2024-07-17 01:03:06

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@npub1grx…uxfe
It's a shame that Biden wouldn't consider it. He'll be so proud of himself in the camp...

2024-07-13 18:30:01

All the talk of replacing Biden on the democratic ticket isrightwing distraction. What is pathetic is the dems who are supporting it or falling for it. In many cities, the most popular player on a NFL team is the backup QB. Until he steps on the field. If Biden can't do the job, the time to replace him would have been in training camp (primaries). Now is the time to work the game plan and win the game. He can retire later. (Also, this is not a fucking game.)

2024-07-13 17:08:50

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@npub1yf4…fcsf
Be careful, the kitchen sink is a gateway drug to the bathroom sink!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/780/278/742/830/738/original/df3f78eb679940e4.jpg

2024-07-07 22:20:00

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@npub1u3t…c6ug
But they were perfectly happy when their god was appointed president despite losing by almost 3 million votes. Talk about "didn't earn it".

2024-07-04 19:11:50

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@npub198t…hasj
Under our apple trees the other night!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/729/801/491/884/464/original/a65da81ca9036b12.jpg

2024-06-29 14:55:34

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@npub1grx…uxfe
No, they will just blame the liberals.

2024-06-28 09:03:59

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@npub1grx…uxfe
And you have to wonder who in Biden's camp thought that there was any reason to give trump the platform in the first place. There was absolutely nothing to gain and everything to lose.

2024-05-30 22:44:07

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@npub1ulm…hweg
Awesome!

2024-05-30 21:30:41

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/532/169/524/288/068/original/bb02a20d5f2483d1.png

2024-05-25 00:17:51

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Sorry, I just saw your post when I posted. If there is a little tread you should be ok as long as there isn't standing water.

2024-05-24 21:33:37

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@npub1grx…uxfe As long as you don't get caught in the rain.

2024-05-23 00:33:44

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@npub1yk6…4zz4
Pictures of this place have shown up regularly in motorcycle groups. I don't know if they are your pictures or not. But they always get people mad.But for the most part, the bikes were worthless.

2024-05-15 23:16:16

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@npub1u3t…c6ug
If no two state solution, then just Palestine.

2024-05-05 11:10:13

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@npub1xr8…3q0g
That should trigger the freezing of at least 3 more bank accounts...

2024-04-28 10:37:02

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@npub1yf4…fcsf
Does kristi noem have an alibi?

2024-04-22 21:34:40

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@npub1dgz…p74y
It's always 5 o'clock somewhere...

2024-04-21 15:04:44

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@npub1v2s…mqq5
But did he mention who they all serve?

2024-04-21 13:28:17

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@npub1tel…4v4v
It's pretty warm at Gitmo, just sayin...

2024-04-16 21:31:14

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@npub18p4…xjng
Just not the right floriduh man's home...

2024-04-10 23:17:54

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@npub1a25…l27u
I look forward to the Pax pics each day!

2024-04-08 01:24:38

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@npub1tel…4v4v
The inspiration for my old user name.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/

2024-03-27 23:19:25

Since it was ok to steal land from the Palestinians for a Jewish "homeland", why don't we take some land from russia or belarus and make it a homeland for christian nationalists who feel so persecuted?

2024-03-27 23:19:25

2024-03-23 18:39:10

I know it's Caturday, but Cabo had a tiring visit to the vets this morning, so it's nappy time.
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2024-03-19 21:13:01

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Face eating leopards, blah, blah, blah.

2024-03-15 23:11:15

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@npub1p0w…22r5
Is this something anyone sentenced to jail can do? That must keep roberts very busy.

2024-03-15 23:01:44

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 @npub1v2s…mqq5
They never file anything that indicates that he's innocent. Always a delay or some kind of BS technicality to get the charges dropped.

2024-03-10 21:41:40

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@npub1grx…uxfe Sorry, Shoq. I hope this passes.

2024-03-10 19:46:19

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@npub1z04…0mxh @npub189n…satx
It's no coincidence that leonard leo and his band of injustices are members of opus dei. Fuck them and fuck the pope.

2024-03-09 21:19:54

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Is it possible to not be exhausted at 4 pm?

2024-03-03 02:08:23

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@npub1grx…uxfe My wife and son love it. I can't stand it. If an Italian restaurant can't make an edible fettucini alfredo, what good is it? But there's always the unlimited breadsticks and salad...

2024-03-02 23:13:27

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@npub1grx…uxfe If someone stole your car in 1948, and spent the next 75 years fixing it up, all the while driving it through your neighborhood and yelling insults about how you never took care of it, does it make it their car?

2024-02-25 19:08:39

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@npub15x4…3p3l
There is no reason to platform that POS.

2024-02-24 18:25:20

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@npub1grx…uxfe
More fun. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tjWokS5BNHw

2024-02-24 17:50:42

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@npub1tel…4v4v
This was my old twitter profile header. Graphics are not my strong point...
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/987/719/551/858/014/original/c175cc74627074a8.png

2024-02-24 17:33:28

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@npub1tel…4v4v
If they ask you to open it to prove it you can have them charged with attempted murder...

2024-02-21 22:58:44

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@npub1yk6…4zz4 Matthew, did you ever get to explore the Dixmont State Hospital, about 20 miles north of Mayview?

2024-02-18 19:08:49

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Jason Isbell.

2024-02-17 19:21:36

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@npub1lnm…624t @npub1w4t…hmf9 That is the model trump is trying to recreate here.Geographic boundaries are obsolete in a world where people and goods can be anywhere in literally hours But they do serve to prevent the general public from being able to overthrow the oligarchs. There is no loyalty to a specific area or group of "citizens" with the oligarchs. Nothing to be a traitor to. (2)

2024-02-17 19:20:34

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@npub1lnm…624t @npub1w4t…hmf9 Do they consider themselves traitors? No. Because they no longer believe in nations. They say that trump was corrupted by russia in the 80s. And he was. He saw that the ability to control the economy of a country was the key to unlimited riches. And the party controlled the economy of the ussr. That continued after the fall. It became concentrated into a much smaller group of people. Putin and mogilevech consolidated that into them being the head of that small group. (1)

2024-02-11 20:51:42

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@npub1grx…uxfe
I hope discussions are being had amongst the leaders of the US military about their responses when the fascist orders come down. They will have to pick a side.

2024-02-11 14:54:34

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@npub1tel…4v4v
The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."

2024-02-10 19:27:46

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@npub1mmf…eknq
Done. What's my next task?

2024-02-10 02:37:08

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@npub1dzj…7n2l
He was the wrong choice from the start, and has done nothing but prove it ever since.

2024-02-08 23:26:41

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@npub1xpc…3t05
There's a lot more money in being evil. There's more money in big things.

2024-02-08 20:46:43

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@npub1grx…uxfe @npub14s3…hnzd @npub1gce…7j4h
It gets a makeover whenever the republicans need it to have one.

2024-02-04 01:39:15

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@npub1grx…uxfe
The best part is phillips losing to williamson by 20%

2024-01-28 23:16:18

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@npub1grx…uxfe
You can't lose to the Steelers twice and be a great team.

2024-01-25 23:56:03

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@npub1m9q…7ssd @npub1e7x…m97p @npub1pcg…9h92 @npub1ccn…czwu @npub19qn…6760 @npub1xkf…p8p3
They don't need to be persecuted and exiled, just ridiculed or ignored.

2024-01-21 20:27:32

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@npub1ccn…czwu
never back down...

2024-01-14 00:44:44

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@npub1rvw…xgew @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1pfv…fepy
Would China be willing to *actually* get into any kind of war with America for *any* reason?

2024-01-14 00:44:44

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@npub1rvw…xgew @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1pfv…fepy
Would China be willing to *actually* get into any kind of war with America for *any* reason?

2024-01-07 21:39:35

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@npub1ecp…59pq @npub153s…cvd9
Too bad when they die they didn't find out he was full of shit. Because they were dead...

2024-01-06 13:19:53

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@npub1tel…4v4v
It's their chance to sign up for their savior's pardons....

2024-01-04 17:42:42

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I know what happened, I just didn't think I would be alive to see it.

2024-01-01 22:01:42

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@npub1tel…4v4v
Sometimes you got to spend. No one wants last year again...

2024-01-01 15:55:12

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Then tell him to shut up.

2023-12-31 20:04:59

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@npub1grx…uxfe
They are the Browns, they always have problems...

2023-12-31 19:55:51

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Whether the Browns can win the division. According to my son, the Browns fan.

2023-12-31 16:31:57

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@npub1grx…uxfe @npub1e4m…lcdh
I need a truck about 3-4 times a year. So I bought the most car-like truck I could. A Ford Maverick fwd hybrid. It does just what I need. I wish it was a bit smaller, but that doesn't get made anymore.

2023-12-31 15:03:54

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@npub1grx…uxfe
kylie mac-a-ninny said that there was a ton of money to be made by being a pretty conservative. Too bad looks fade, but reputations are hard to rebuild. Because being an older, not-pretty conservative doesn't generate clicks.

2023-12-31 13:08:11

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
gaetz and vance...
Why promote this propaganda from putin's puppets.

2023-12-31 01:26:08

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Who?

2023-12-30 22:18:19

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@npub1lnm…624t
When something is made up, it can be whatever you want it to be.

2023-12-30 13:00:28

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
How much insanity can fit into one short article...

2023-12-30 11:58:28

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@npub1tel…4v4v
You are going to force me to charge for my boosts. Even vermin need to eat...

2023-12-29 21:53:53

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@npub1grx…uxfe
"All the freedoms that require no effort or costs"

2023-12-25 13:31:16

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Wherever it is, let's hope she stays there.

2023-12-25 13:18:22

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Old Tom is good Tom!
(So is newer Tom!)

2023-12-25 13:02:50

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, Happy Monday off to the rest.

2023-12-10 14:09:21

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@npub1grx…uxfe
I checked when I got up and I'm still above ground. So good morning to you, too.

2023-12-09 15:35:08

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@npub1grx…uxfe I'd list them as 2a and 2b. putin has the top spot locked up for the near future. I'd list yertle as #3 now that kissinger has died.

2023-12-09 14:05:22

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Every republican senator whining in that meeting, including sullivan, could have done this 7 months ago. They are just as guilty of subversion as tubby.

2023-12-09 13:32:42

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@npub1tel…4v4v
Who will be serving as the Washington Generals type of opponent for him?

2023-12-07 23:48:51

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@npub1grx…uxfe I see the same thing here. I like it here, but don't see it as the be-all end-all. I'm more of an anti-stan of some of the other sites.

2023-11-25 00:22:09

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@npub1v99…ajxs @npub1aq2…4nfw @npub1grx…uxfe
He could lose $75 million in his couch cushions during that time. And recover 10 times that with the damage to the country he can accomplish during that time. The money is immaterial. He needs to be crushed personally.

2023-11-24 16:20:32

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@npub1nu9…l6r5
They look at their positions as a career. As long as the cash comes in, they don't care what brand name is attached.

2023-11-24 13:03:56

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@npub1tel…4v4v
Happy Hondadays to you.

2023-11-24 12:51:33

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@npub1grx…uxfe
LOL!

2023-11-23 13:34:59

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@npub1tel…4v4v
At least it wasn't to 2017. I couldn't take those years again.

2023-11-22 00:08:12

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@npub1hjn…vfr7
They passed that threshold decades ago. Shithole states look down on talibama.

2023-11-13 00:43:53

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@npub1grx…uxfe
And game-winning field goals are up there. They need to narrow the posts, it is too easy for kickers.

2023-11-10 20:45:28

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@npub1lnm…624t
Because their jeebus is obviously more powerful than the other side's jeebus.
But of course, the most powerful jeebus is the one who supports the assholes who sent both sides to the foxholes.

2023-11-05 15:52:06

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@npub1grx…uxfe
I like their uniform colors. That's about it.

2023-11-04 21:37:27

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@npub1uw8…88kr
Happy Birthday, do you have studded tires for the icy roads?

2023-11-03 21:34:36

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@npub1grx…uxfe @npub1tel…4v4v
I use my dog because even his backside is better looking than me.

2023-10-29 20:59:52

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@npub1v2s…mqq5
I could understand if he got confused about which courtroom he was in...

2023-10-28 19:44:44

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@npub1tel…4v4v
That's a good policy.

2023-10-01 16:13:03

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Situation normal.

2023-09-03 14:44:20

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@npub1grx…uxfe
When I see somethind about ramaswamy, the thing that goes through my mind is avenatti. The difference being that an unctuous prick on the dem side ends up in jail, on the republican side he'll end up as a vp candidate.

2023-08-31 00:11:46

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@npub1grx…uxfe
You're a better person than me. I'd prefer they found his decomposed carcass in that box...

2023-08-10 09:09:06

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@npub1vc4…9kzl
And Hunter Biden's laptop. And Ashley Biden's diary.