Jessica, the Lavender Mess

https://chaosfem.tw/@jessica

Transgender Woman. Software Developer. Tifosa 🏎. She/Her. HRT 5/26/22

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

jessica_at_chaosfem.tw@momostr.pink

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2024-11-03 03:53:33

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Nooooooooooo!

2024-10-06 07:46:14

BREAKING — Hot girl feels hot
Outfit for girls night dinner with friends and my partner. Loving it.
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2024-10-04 04:30:20

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masking for years but with the wrong type of masks I guess 😂

2024-10-01 23:14:18

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does the guy in the left know you hacked into his photo album? How do you keep getting these photos of him to use?🤭
But seriously your timelines are always hard to fathom and this one is no different.
And a really really lovely photo on the right. Hope you are having a wonderful birthday! 💖

2024-10-01 15:27:44

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happy birthday, girl! 💜🎂🎉

2024-09-30 13:54:30

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those lists were so triggering

2024-09-28 19:27:04

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as a soon to be 36 year old, I fully support this base.

2024-09-27 18:04:07

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beyond adorable 💖💖

2024-09-24 14:26:34

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wait. does that mean famous internet tube promoter Ted Stevens > George Orwell? 🤔

2024-09-24 01:28:46

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little me got such a thrill when we got to go to the drive through and use them. ATMs robbed us of pneumatic joy!

2024-09-23 16:40:06

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such a wonderful time spent with a truly dear woman I am so fortunate to call my friend. 💖

2024-09-22 07:05:40

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embarrassing transition fact … a couple months after transition we packed everything up into storage until we found our new house. Somewhere along the line we lost the Dyson hair dryer I’d bought my partner the year before 😬😭

2024-09-20 21:56:50

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only “well enough” says girl of massive understatement. Looks great!
I might want to steal that top 😏

2024-09-19 16:20:09

I didn’t think this was possible but I overbuttered my naan.

2024-09-16 01:11:51

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2024-09-15 03:48:31

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Poe girls unite!

2024-09-15 03:30:09

I … I … I just might need to buy this
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2024-09-12 02:30:02

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aww … simply adorable. Great photo.

2024-09-12 01:56:42

Filing a police report (hit and run ... slight car damage but everyone inside ok) and have the following options under "Sex" when describing the reporter ... don't think it is particularly relevant whether I'm trans ... thankfully not "required"
ACAB includes police website designers
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2024-09-11 21:00:42

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thanks 💜
Yes I do have inventory yet to be displayed … but not the skirt. That is an oft used staple.

2024-09-11 20:23:02

Me: contrary to popular opinion, I don’t have many purple clothes
Also me: oh look what I found in my dresser, yet to be worn.
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2024-09-10 05:46:50

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2024-09-07 18:57:57

Hate when you are feeling fine but in the back of your head you feel a need to cry but the tears aren’t coming yet.

2024-09-05 21:34:29

Me in a tank top and shorts with my hair up … I look like a man
Me, same outfit, hair down … I look hot
I hate you brain

2024-09-05 00:52:03

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appreciated from two people whom I have always admired their lip makeup skills

2024-09-04 22:58:16

One of these days, I’ll paint my lips the way that doesn’t look like a clown using a paint roller 🤡

2024-09-03 15:35:32

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I think I’m due for my monthly squeeze calibration 🥰

2024-09-03 05:01:27

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hugs dear 🫂

2024-09-03 05:00:39

Yesterday a friend asked me to enter my number in her phone so I did, then created a contact and snapped this off the cuff photo.
Like this might be one of my favorites in a while and I barely was trying. Some of @npub1y5d…ng26’s selfie magic must have rubbed off on me. 😂
(Just don’t look at the fuzz growing in anticipation of tomorrow’s electrolysis)
CW: selfie, presumed eye contact behind sunglasses
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2024-08-29 20:05:01

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“full depth” still 61 days away 😂
Sorry couldn’t resist. Thank you 💜💜

2024-08-29 19:49:36

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yes we live in a 3-D world 😂

2024-08-29 19:30:37

New nails!
Once again my nail artist hit it out of the park. I never fully know what she is going to do … but I’m never disappointed.
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2024-08-26 23:38:01

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wishing you luck. I know that feeling. 🫂

2024-08-25 22:34:52

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I got the CD pack that had like 4-5 different distros (back when a distro got on a single disc)

2024-08-25 22:09:59

Since we seem to be sharing #Linux memories … I started playing with it when the 2.4 kernel was too experimental to use 👵🏻

2024-08-22 23:16:09

What I ordered vs what I got 🤬
Arrrrrrgh!
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2024-08-22 22:40:24

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💃

2024-08-22 20:36:53

Going through boxes still leftover from the move.
What is this?!? A phone for ants???
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2024-08-22 19:01:39

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looks like a I party is like to be at
It’s a great look for you. 🔥

2024-08-21 18:03:03

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sorry 🫂🫂🫂

2024-08-20 18:36:48

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any particular stubborn pickle jars you can kindly ask them to open 🥺

2024-08-18 16:16:42

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player 1: choose your dancer
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2024-08-17 23:32:52

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oh I’m so happy for you ❤️❤️❤️

2024-08-17 02:45:09

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this might be your best selfie yet … you look gorgeous and so happy 🥰

2024-08-16 21:29:36

Absolutely love this dress 😍
I don’t think the photo does it justice 💙
CW: selfie, eye contact
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2024-08-12 22:01:16

One of the most humorous and unintended commands we have taught our two dogs is, “family meeting”
Family meetings are nap times in the bedroom (where each dog has their own bed). If my partner and I feel the need for a quick nap, announcing “family meeting” will get our furry children up and trotting into the bedroom in no time to join us. 😊

2024-08-11 16:07:04

Sometimes a girl just feels like a cry for no reason … as a treat?
Wish these tears would either come out or go away, standing at the doorway waiting to release sucks
And I’m not in a poor mood … or at least wasn’t … just eating at our fave breakfast place 🥞 and then suddenly needing to cry for no apparent reason

2024-08-07 16:23:09

Found out yesterday a cishet friend is moving to Texas in a year of so (to live close to family)
Must be nice to look at a map of the United States and not have to do mental math of where people wish me not to exist.

2024-08-06 18:28:58

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what can I get you, hun?
https://chaosfem.tw/@jessica/112916488440988012

2024-08-06 18:06:10

Hate the self-sabotaging mind tricks we do to ourselves … chose a cute outfit for lunch and now my brain says I look like I’ll be serving lunch more than eating lunch.

2024-08-06 17:20:16

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the complete disrespect of the beautiful lesbian pride flag is shocking! 😡

2024-08-03 05:02:17

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I’m willing to try as many volunteers as I need to … for science

2024-08-03 05:00:09

Girl in search of fellow lesbian to help me with this knot in my hair … while in my bed … naked. 🥰

2024-07-31 03:53:27

I have boobs and that is a wonderful thing. Send toot.

2024-07-30 23:08:45

More art … first time doing any #Glass work as part of a family outing at BAGI (Bay Area Glass Institute) a couple weekends ago.
I sense a theme. 💜
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2024-07-30 19:44:13

New nails 💜💅🏻
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2024-07-04 03:47:59

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congrats girl! Looks awesome

2024-07-03 14:37:44

Othj g like surrounding yourself with incredible, smart … and incredibly smart … women to make you feel like a dumb bitch sometimes

2024-07-01 06:39:05

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I have boobs, AMA 😁
And thank you @npub1y5d…ng26 for the kind compliments 🥰

2024-06-29 04:36:45

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it’s the wonderful people we meet in this community that fuel this fire. We are fighting for ourselves but also each other

2024-06-29 04:23:28

It was good to be among friends and trans siblings and allies today.
#TransMarch
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2024-06-28 13:33:29

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can’t wait. 💜

2024-06-28 13:27:42

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it is a fortuitous timing for a good social recharge. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

2024-06-27 23:34:32

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you look gorgeous girl .. no idea who that kid is

2024-06-26 16:00:23

This week’s #WednesdayBloombox #flowers looking especially nice. Think I’m getting the hang of arranging them (they come as cut flowers in a box but with suggestions on how to arrange)
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2024-06-26 14:25:04

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I feel sorry for your eyes … that eye roll must be hurt

2024-06-25 19:59:08

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they look awesome

2024-06-25 19:58:12

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I’ve seen that before ..
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2024-06-25 15:48:46

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I mean there is a whole style called country chic for a reason … bring your Zsa Zsa to Green Acres girl!
(long shot referencing a show before my time but one can hope)

2024-06-25 15:27:31

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I have no idea of what you speak 🤣
Have a great time on your trip 💖

2024-06-24 19:19:50

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nothing but truth there.

2024-06-24 17:20:02

Maybe it’s confidence, maybe it’s delusion … but just went out with my only makeup being some lip gloss.
Naaah … it’s probably the boobs 😁

2024-06-24 15:13:35

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ahh yes. The joy of the novelty of facial torture. Enjoy!

2024-06-23 14:21:42

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just unlocked a need for Nine Inch Nails baby shark mashups that I never knew I needed

2024-06-21 19:43:18

A condensed #TransTimeline … what a difference two weeks can make 😃
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2024-06-21 03:14:39

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that’s hot! 🥰

2024-06-18 21:42:15

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30 years? That seems optimistic. I’m guessing there are at least two stealth startups doing this right now.

2024-06-18 19:16:58

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I’m sorry, Jessica. Fuck. 🫂

2024-06-15 18:12:49

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oh wow score!

2024-06-14 20:29:55

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TFW the opera you are going to see is “Tommy”

2024-06-14 14:45:58

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I’m not sure I’ve usurped your majesty, you had a bit more of a head start

2024-06-14 14:43:29

Me about to correct @npub1gae…gc59’s claim that is Friday when it’s clearly Saturday … and oh my god, I’ve become a bimbo already! 😂

2024-06-14 03:42:06

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thank you so much 💜💜💜💜

2024-06-14 03:34:05

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Going to the spa? Or something more sinister? 😃
CW: selfie
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2024-06-13 14:44:42

Today’s OOTD #SurgicalFashion
CW: selfie, ec, no makeup
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2024-06-11 22:47:48

Getting nail polish removed and no replacement color 😱
Doctor’s orders 😩

2024-06-11 16:01:02

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I can be an optimist 😃

2024-06-11 15:59:24

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but beware if you get a pair of Louboutins before me I might not talk to you ever again 🥰

2024-06-11 15:56:55

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dsw probably is a good first stop for in person looking … lots of options

2024-06-11 15:55:23

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so many possibilities
- the chucks definitely suit you and the dress
- heeled sandals with a touch of green (but not entirely to avoid matchy matchy) … like a wood block heel with green straps
- introduce a accenting / complementing color like an interesting belt or purse and key shoes off that
- or simply rock classic black CL So Kates 👠

2024-06-10 20:54:38

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you are so brave

2024-06-07 20:16:41

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me before transition - I don’t feel comfortable in gym locker rooms
me after transition - I don’t feel comfortable in gym locker rooms
😐
I wish you luck

2024-06-07 03:12:30

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I’m sorry … and I’m astounded by the stupidity of people. 🫂

2024-06-07 02:21:55

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what an insult to the color! 😤

2024-06-03 21:07:44

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my shocked face 😶

2024-05-31 01:30:12

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hilarious 😂