Kévin

BBS SysOp since ‘96 who has no idea what he’s doing ever since. OG LiveJournal user.

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Last Notes

2024-11-02 06:01:08

Status update : #TfL is a shitshow already this morning and obviously why mention a bunch of work days in advance when I could have adjusted my connecting train for less than an absolute fortune 🤷‍♂️

2024-10-19 11:01:04

Jarod found a rodent, Samy is helping in spirit. Yes it is raining #caturday
https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/c371f6410f.jpg https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/55547127aa.jpg https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/bd92d6aac4.jpg https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/58e546e74c.jpg

2024-10-12 21:50:33

Electric Future https://www.mmn.ca/ohmg/2024/10/electric-future/

2024-10-12 20:10:56

I honestly don’t know why micro.blog is posting images twice, it seems to be almost random

2024-10-05 21:34:39

The cats have settled their firsts, Jarod has to be the first to piss in a new litter and Samy has to stink up new bed sheets. Simple priorities

2024-10-01 17:21:20

This is life with Samy, he demands to go to the top spot and when he’s done I have to get him down
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2024-09-19 20:34:45

I put Samy up in his special place on top of the Freebox and on a shelf that is completely inaccessible without my help. Anyways got to remember to check on him because he makes no sounds

2024-09-17 19:18:48

After two long ass years, I’m one step closer to getting back to normal (as one can be in late stage capitalism). My CDI starts with the cooperative and my first three months of salary is impressive, then back down to a more normal amount in 2025. I can actually have a social life AND pay bills

2024-09-15 09:41:23

Sundaynotsofunday https://www.mmn.ca/ohmg/2024/09/sundaynotsofunday/

2024-09-14 22:22:14

Oh nevermind, Brigitte wanted to go to bed, party over

2024-09-14 20:23:39

Rerun but still iconic

2024-09-14 20:20:53

Aya Nakamura better be exploding out of l’Académie Française again or FTV have really dropped the ball here

2024-09-14 20:04:46

I’m not entirely sure where this broadcast is going, it seems like a cacophony of ideas thrown together at the last second. Could have really just been a Fort Boyard special instead

2024-09-14 18:15:38

My logo posts hit Threads and now I’m swimming in offers. 1) don’t try and sell me shit in my DMs 2) when I get a graphic designer it’s going to be somebody from my coop who’s going to be paid a liveable wage for the work they perform and not pennies for poverty rates

2024-09-14 16:59:11

Who the fuck is this guy, a fucking VO, my dude, you have a 20% approval rate probably less now. We only got you because the other option was Le Pen. Man just is not in the same timezone as the rest of us

2024-09-14 16:21:02

You know what, fuck it, let’s talk Bruno “I’m fucking off to Switzerland to caresse her anus” Le Maire. And while we’re at it, YouTube can truly suck mine for enforcing a login to watch public information paid for by public funds to exploit private data
https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/capture-decran-2024-09-14-a-18.16.43.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9Vc3q1CuM

2024-09-14 16:13:26

Take your VSA and Gendarmes back home and return our public spaces. While you’re at it, return our public broadcaster to produce anything but a homage to Visa and LVMH 24 / 7

2024-09-14 15:49:46

Remember if you’re watching the Paris 2024 Merci event on TV tonight that is surely going to be some kind of Macron festival, it’s france.tv holding the bill because l’Elysee pissed away it’s budget
https://mastodon.social/@paul_denton/113118450074318784

2024-09-08 21:06:41

I appreciate the end of this one, having the athletes up there vibing is where it needed to be

2024-09-08 20:39:34

I might be jaded but I am feeling this vibe for a closing ceremony

2024-09-08 20:14:19

This is actually still better than the Olympic closing ceremony

2024-09-08 19:52:40

But only with Visa because fuck you more ✌️🥰

2024-09-06 22:12:47

Jessie Gender said something about AI art in her latest video, and honestly, I ran a couple tests in two AI slop generators. No matter how you engineer the prompt it is just unoriginal shit spewed out in a different order

2024-09-03 21:13:33

I also need to work on my Malt profile, I’m literally number one on a keyword and ain’t nobody sending offers, including Malt. Anyways, at least I can see a working future unlike this time last year

2024-09-03 20:25:41

How did we miss that Uber got dropped hard with a massive GDPR fine triggered by our friends at CNIL and delivered by our new friends at AP ?
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/legal/uber-fined-325-million-for-moving-driver-data-from-europe-to-us/

2024-09-03 06:28:47

Schools are woke for not teaching about the mines and other stupid shit from another billionaire to be mocked
https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/4325981357.jpg https://youtu.be/ElfAngpSh6I

2024-08-31 19:42:53

That of course doesn’t cover the state of “social cleaning”, the insane corporate police state brought to you by VISA, and some guy trying to install his own puppet government after losing two elections in a row. But you know something something art from the artists

2024-08-31 15:20:21

Don’t ask how this happened
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2024-08-28 21:00:39

I’m not sure if it was intentional, but I see London, I see France, and I can see all the boxers underpants

2024-08-28 20:39:13

Yeah he got booed hard there. Get fucked Macron and give us our fucking NFP Prime Minister ✌️

2024-08-28 20:37:07

I’m just sat in front of a big TV in the dirt on the Champs Élysées like my house ain’t less than 500m from here and airconditioned

2024-08-25 11:22:29

How did we collectively miss this ?
https://youtu.be/GVLDRJxbXgE?si=2DKFChWVoRNbLFSX

2024-08-25 09:43:41

The indignity of having to buy smashed crisps because that’s the only 99cts snack my budget allows. I wish to done on the bones of the rich

2024-08-24 12:20:23

oh.mg email and why the new internet is shit https://www.mmn.ca/ohmg/2024/08/oh-mg-email-and-why-the-new-internet-is-shit/

2024-08-24 12:04:13

I’m about to drop a blog post, a real one this time, and all I’m asking is don’t hate me for it Self Hosters for I hate myself enough as it is

2024-08-24 00:05:59

Why the absolute fuck do I need to constantly opt-out of fucking commercial crawlers. You’re not a search engine, you inhale the internet to sell to companies to spy on people or inject BrAnDs in to my comments

2024-08-23 23:07:08

I’m still alive https://www.mmn.ca/ohmg/2024/08/im-still-alive/

2024-08-23 11:47:40

Yesterday afternoon during work a mega headache took me out, I finished my shift in bed and promptly fell asleep as soon as I closed my laptop for the day. Woke up again three hours later, and yet today fine got the energy, went to the supermarket before work 🤷‍♂️

2024-08-18 19:26:08

When Samy first came here he couldn’t jump, he wasn’t very good at being a cat, two years later with the help of Jarod he’s learned how to be extra
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2024-08-18 17:00:02

Also also Amazon : we only provide poorly dubbed versions of films that exist in VOST because fuck you give us more money 🤑

2024-08-18 16:59:17

Amazon : fuck you we’re adding ads for a service you pay for at the end of August
Also Amazon : Jeff needs a new rocket so here are a bunch of unskippable ads now 🫶

2024-08-18 15:54:22

“Retro 90s charm” sorry while I just vanish into dust

2024-08-18 15:50:32

Since most of the tourists and Parisiens are gone, this afternoon turned into a strangely pleasant touristing vibe
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2024-08-15 19:04:49

It’s been at least a few hours since I last saw my cats and honestly it’s like their version of going to work, be outside and sleeping in boxes. Anybody hiring for a similar role ?

2024-08-15 16:10:26

I love it when the UI just moves a thing I was clicking on and I end up clicking on something I didn’t want to, then go back to find my thing but I can’t because the UI is all fucked. I’m glad everybody makes their app like this ❤️

2024-08-15 14:46:21

I locked in so hard to #CitiesSkylines that I basically forgot what time it was and I’m now suffering from not eating. Anyways now got the hungey shakes as I’m starting to cook my food 🫠

2024-08-15 10:17:31

Because the real world is bullshit, today I will be working a new map in #CitiesSkylines and my city Betty White Heights will feature free and abundant public transport with taxes on large business and single family homes

2024-08-11 22:20:46

Opening ceremony pushed the envelope, caused a lot of boring people to complain, and saw Aya Nakamura exit l’académie française with the garde républicaine after weeks of far right harassment. The closing one, empty promises and a bit of a let down

2024-08-11 22:02:32

Forgetting to properly light the Paralympians while everyone leaves the stadium is peak insult

2024-08-11 21:57:45

I forgot about Leo, traffic on the périf is a bitch like that

2024-08-11 21:54:40

Snoop Dogg has been in Paris for this whole time and they can’t even put him on stage in the stadium, that let me remind you again, they’ve been selling tickets between 250€ and 1600€ for

2024-08-11 21:50:41

This is unbelievably harsh and I certainly hope they’re about to burn the place down for this

2024-08-11 21:46:35

LOL IMAGINE PAYING REAL MONEY AT STADE DE FRANCE TO BE HYPED UP ABOUT THIS CONCERT AND YOU JUST GOT TO WATCH IT ON TV LIKE A CLOWN

2024-08-11 21:45:15

Of all the yee-haw Americana that they could have done for this handover, they went for literally none of it

2024-08-11 21:42:27

What the actual fuck is happening with the audio tonight. Did they just give up?

2024-08-11 21:40:39

Nice of the scientologists to let Tom stay up past his bed time

2024-08-11 21:04:53

Are we actually having an ad break here

2024-08-11 20:50:41

I love how the Olympic ceremony went from sending American right wing grifters into a wheezing fit to what I can only describe as boring ass shit for 250€/seat minimum (you can find those 8km near the top of the stadium)

2024-08-11 20:22:21

I don’t know what it is but something about the properties of smoke seem to be a very hard concept for French television producers to understand

2024-08-11 20:08:39

Let’s honour the volunteers who basically worked full time jobs for a multi billion euro business with everything other than a pay cheque 🥰

2024-08-11 18:59:38

If this closing ceremony doesn’t include every trans person in France guillotining the billionaire class for abusing them as a “culture war”, can we really call it a success?

2024-08-11 15:53:43

My landord who basically never responds to my emails has increased the price of my rent by the usual 33€/month to continue avoiding replying to my emails. I’m not saying all landlords are bastards but my current ones ain’t trying to dispute that

2024-08-11 10:00:17

Oops I just realised I broke the fediverse for mmn.on.ca when I force redirect CloudFlonk to Bunny

2024-08-11 08:59:19

By contrast, a friend and I went up to a bar in the 11ème because they were doing a huge deal for unlimited cocktails and frites. Nobody, not a single person outside of the JO zone. I’d genuinely love to see the figures on how fuck all we got from this as a city

2024-08-11 08:57:53

I don’t even know what my autocorrect was doing here “and don’t even get me started at sitting in the living area while it’s time to be standing” it should read DOOR area but I’m guessing it’s updated with AI now

2024-08-11 08:54:15

My rage posting is basically four weeks of this bullshit, low flying aircraft all day, random policies that have personally cost me 200€ of money I don’t have, and for what ? Some free tickets to stand in the rain and watch TV while a Gendarme stares at my phone ?

2024-08-11 08:51:29

Bye bye JO don’t come back 🫶

2024-08-11 08:51:05

They just spill out on to platforms not following instructions, blocking all the barriers with their giant baggage, and don’t even get me started at sitting in the living area while it’s time to be standing

2024-08-11 08:49:00

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick I’m glad that this is the end of this fucking nonsense today. I’m trying to get to the supermarket, I’m only one train in, and it has been hell

2024-08-10 21:39:48

I don’t normally like to use French VOD sites, like is the name of the film Cocaine Bear or Sexy Bear. Five nights at Freddy’s no that’s Sexy Freddy

2024-08-09 18:05:36

Now that I’m fucking furious again, I think I’ll write my blog post about the opening ceremony. Still in my drafts

2024-08-09 17:24:29

It’s worth mentioning that I’m pretty white and if I’m not comfortable in this situation because the vibe ✨ might ✨ be wrong and they’ll fuck up my day. I can only imagine how bad it is for somebody darker than Italian dealing with this bullshit where they will absolutely fuck up your day

2024-08-09 17:19:15

Other than my destination being a pain in the ass to get to and from, I just missed the earlier train because as I briskly flew through the gates I was greeted by two gendarmes in an empty station. ✨ Casual police state just staring at me ✨

2024-08-08 20:25:20

It would absolutely not surprise me if the pick up in speed on 4G had something to do with a middle man connection run by Atos that was sniffing every single packet and sending it to Gégé himself to read

2024-08-08 20:11:30

Unintentional JO benefit ? I’m doing my semi-regular battery draining by wrecking some unlimited 4G on my 4G wifi box. Anyways only two bar, -113dBm, and I’m not that far off what Free is struggling to supply over copper wire. It’s never been this quick
https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/capture-decran-2024-08-08-a-22.06.36.png

2024-08-07 00:24:30

Samy crawled into the cupboard in the bedroom, as he normally does. I closed the door for him, as I normally do. He got up, went to let himself out and decided “nah” before going to sleep. Anyways I’m jealous because insomnia 🫶

2024-08-06 22:23:04

Like I’m all cool with these athletes kicking it, and good on all of them. My beef is with the shitfest that is the half assed everything else brough to you by King Dumbfuck and his court of clowns with the literal police state on my doorstep

2024-08-06 22:20:24

Also JO update. Got an email yesterday, apparently they’ve decided after fucking us all around, you no longer need a QR code to be inside a taxi and to pass a fictional border that was vaguely checked when the vibe was right. Imma need some refunds M. Nuñez

2024-08-06 22:16:44

JO update. When I went to the supermarket yesterday they had totally redone the station near Parc des Princes. And by redone, I mean literally slapped stickers on the place so it didn’t look like shit

2024-08-06 16:58:57

The part I enjoy about living the JO dream is all the heavily armed people just chillaxing in my neighborhood like we’re in the US or something

2024-08-05 21:20:44

And Jarod farted, like really let some nasty cat food fart run wild

2024-08-05 21:20:18

So I had a weird burst of insane motivation this afternoon. Anyways it ended in me changing the direction of my professional project and once the .coop verification takes place, the actual name of my activity

2024-08-05 07:28:03

WE LITERALLY HAVE DRONES TO TAKE FUCKING VIDEO WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS UP THERE SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF HELICUNT

2024-08-05 07:15:33

I swear to fucking god these Olympics assholes need to reel it in with this fucking helicopter over my fucking house

2024-08-04 21:06:43

Also fuck ta trêve politique sale parasite 🖕

2024-08-04 21:03:52

What suspiciously looked like a presidental motorcade just blew through here full volume. You’d think that held want to keep a lower profile as if we didn’t hate him enough at 23h

2024-08-04 20:29:54

Unanticipated walk tonight. Paris is great when the tourists are rounded up in one place 🫶
https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/10064af82e.jpg

2024-08-03 12:59:55

At least I’m no longer hair stressed 🎉

2024-08-03 12:59:15

Hair done, probably going to get a QTF for walking too fast through this fucking bullshit. Also unrelated probably, I’ve switched to a 2mg less snus so I might be somewhat nicotine stressed on top of JO stressed

2024-08-03 12:07:59

I’m going to be so pissed after traipsing through all these cops, AI video surveillance, and god awful tourists to find it’s closed because August

2024-08-03 12:03:44

I’m trying to hype myself up to go and get my haircut. Normally this would be a one hype deal, but the place is in the centre de l’enfer des Olympiques and quite frankly 😩

2024-07-31 20:01:59

I say a lot of things about France, but while it is a chaotic place, I have to admit the efficency of Afnic to move a .fr domain in under 10 minutes can not be faulted

2024-07-30 20:58:07

I thought I played Samy by hiding the pill in his wet food, turns out he played me to give him and Jarod more than normal. No problems swallowing that pill when he’s stuffed

2024-07-30 20:06:52

Trying to feed Samy pills is literally the hardest thing ever, but here he is now able to open his mouth wide because the antibiotics and his dental work are doing the job

2024-07-29 19:06:26

As if Samy didn’t hate me enough already, he has to have antibiotics for five days, two pills a day. The manual method I hurt him while trying to keep his head still, to make up for it I gave him pill laced meat, he figured it out the first two times, the last time he did not

2024-07-29 05:03:36

It also doesn’t help that for Samy’s appointment he’s not allowed to eat this morning, which means Jarod can’t either until we get back later this morning. Jarod is not at all happy about this change in his life plan

2024-07-29 04:56:05

Today I have a long day, get Samy up to the vet for the day, bring Jarod along for his shots, come back work all day, go back to get Samy. Normally should be an easy job but you see with the Olympics hell it could be a very very long experience

2024-07-27 13:55:40

If you’re reading this on threads you might notice that some of my posts don’t make sense. That’s because it’s not interoperable with anything and the cross posting bot can’t figure out how to deal with images. Sorry not sorry, it’ll be fixed when it gets fixed 🤷‍♂️

2024-07-27 12:54:31

Samy had a rough day at the vet, 45 minutes to move 2km, then he had a shot, and we discovered he gingivitis. He has to go back for a tooth removal and cleaning on Monday. Jarod is joining for shots

2024-07-27 12:05:36

Oh look, another problem fixed by blocking a certain ASN
https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8961/2024/capture-decran-2024-07-27-a-14.03.24.png