Karen Dalton-Beninato ☑️

Hi! Writer. Reader. Mastadonian. Was the longtime publicist and friend of the legendary Dr. John. Happily working as ghost in the machine, repping clients including Roland Guerin. Bylines: New Republic, Forbes Travel, NOLA, Earth Island & more.

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2025-05-04 14:25:58

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@nprofile…g08x Visit Trump?

2025-04-07 00:41:41

Trump's going to call the stock market woke for crashing, isn't he?

2025-04-06 01:39:26

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@nprofile…xzhk 😂

2025-04-05 23:08:15

"STOP PROTESTING ME!"
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2025-04-05 21:53:07

Hope other countries are watching so they know we're as horrified as they are. And not voiceless.

2025-04-05 19:45:34

Amen. #handsoff
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2025-04-03 01:47:28

And he seemed so smart.
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2025-04-03 01:20:23

Can't see why Trump put tariffs on Ukraine but not Russia just kidding you can see it from Starlink.

2025-03-19 23:59:13

Made some scones and they turned out just awful. It feels good to be disappointed in something besides this godawful country for a change.

2025-02-07 00:12:47

Glad to see agency heads stand strong against the coup. If Biden couldn't get us a non-corrupted Postmaster, Trusk shouldn't get to replace everyone like Michael Scott yelling BANKRUPTCY!
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-federal-election-commission-commissioner-chair-says-trump-removed-her-office-2025-02-07/

2025-01-27 02:25:45

#SilentSunday #Photography #Trees
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2024-12-08 19:37:37

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@nprofile…sueu 😂

2024-11-22 21:08:22

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@nprofile…sk0t Yes, if there was a spell to get a year out of each day, I'd do it.

2024-11-21 18:33:48

He literally thinks he bought the country.
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2024-11-21 17:45:51

Good news - Matt Gaetz withdraws his candidacy for Attorney General, saying his confirmation was becoming a distraction. Better news is if he ever faces consequences for trafficing underage girls.

2024-11-20 17:59:40

Today would have been my friend Mac's birthday, aka Dr. John. He loved sitting on the deck and watching the crazy-ass goose chase the ducks around.
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2024-11-20 02:58:02

Education secretary Linda McMahon = one step closer to Idiocracy.
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2024-11-19 21:51:09

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@nprofile…9fyy And YOU get a quack!

2024-11-19 21:44:23

So Dr. Oz will run Medicare and Medicaid. New national policy will include:
Flesh wound? Rub an onion on it.
Liver failure? Drain the humors.
Brain aneurysm? Garlic in your shoe.
Scleroderma? Kill the witch.
One Nation Under Quacks.

2024-11-19 04:39:56

Elon posted a selfie with bald Trump.
Next up, Trump revenge posts Elon in assess chaps. Then JD Vance gets furious about being left out, and Mike Johnson reports the whole thing to his porn accountability son, while backing sex offender Matt Gaetz' appointment as AG.
The Aristocrats!

2024-11-18 00:36:36

How to survive the broligarchy: 20 lessons for the post-truth world [trollicarchy works too] - Carole Cadwall in The Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/17/how-to-survive-the-broligarchy-20-lessons-for-the-post-truth-world-donald-trump

2024-11-17 21:31:19

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@nprofile…gm9j Unnerving feeling that they're eating JD Vance...

2024-11-17 18:20:08

🎶have it your way🎶
[without washing hands, inspecting the produce, protecting the workers, seasoning the meat, finding out if it's roadkill]
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2024-11-16 18:32:39

Update: Dog escape artist Scrim jumped out a second story window, his GPS collar is dead, and he's on the run again. He'll be back in four years to see if we made it.
https://www.nola.com/gambit/news/the_latest/new-orleans-city-council-honors-mid-city-dog/article_2ace8bee-9d53-11ef-958e-839cf55022fc.html

2024-11-12 06:34:43

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@npub1d5l…a0d6 It's the lighting...

2024-11-10 02:53:01

Ready for some good news? Ruben Galego has just OFFICIALLY defeated election denier Kari Lake for U.S. Senate in Arizona.
As a little bonus, she'll deny this loss too.

2024-11-08 23:56:28

Wouldn't mind an investigation into the election day Russian and MAGA bomb threats shutting down polling places in swing states, where millions of anticipated votes didn't materialize.
Taps Merrick Garland on the head: Is this thing on?

2024-11-08 23:31:40

Tiger Eating Face Party appoints a veterinary as surgeon general, puts him in charge of live tigers at loud sports events.
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2024-11-06 04:35:23

I'd like to see a lot less "We need to reach out to disaffected young men and find out why they don't care how Trump treats fellow people" analysis and a lot more more: "These assholes sure vote like assholes."

2024-11-06 00:56:23

No, YOU'RE watching the Kornacki Cam and trying to count votes over his shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/live/LIV9HM5Yj80

2024-11-05 19:21:04

Elon Musk is joining Trump at Mar-a-lago tonight. Best case scenario, two grown men weeping into the fondue fountain.

2024-10-29 19:12:49

RIP to luminous Teri Garr, - I loved her in Young Frankenstein, Tootsie, Close Encounters, After Hours and every interview she ever did.
https://files.mstdn.party/media_attachments/files/113/392/297/780/232/033/original/b710cb41868f6526.jpeg

2024-10-22 21:00:48

It's going to be a long two weeks until the election, but future VP Tim Walz calling Trump's running mate Elon Musk a dancing dipshit is a TONIC.

2024-10-22 20:39:00

Canada's Covid death rate was 60 percent lower than the United States. We lost more than a million. That's 600,000 people who might be alive if a capable government had been in power. But Trump's ego couldn't use Obama's pandemic plan. Hearing that from Obama brings it all back.

2024-10-22 20:13:01

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@npub175z…lzvj True, hide the jewelry.

2024-10-22 19:36:54

Rudy Giuliani must give control of luxury items and Manhattan apartment to Georgia election workers he defamed, judge rules.
Only possible upgrade is if he also had to be their maid.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/22/politics/rudy-giuliani-bankruptcy-georgia-election-workers

2024-10-20 17:14:29

From making Brett Kavanaugh cry, to making Jeff Sessions scream that he's nervous, to making Donald Trump act even more whackadoo - happy birthday to this particular badass and our next president ⤵️
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2024-10-18 03:03:57

Trump joking about cheating on Melania who's in the audience, Catholic RFK Jr and Cheryl Hines after his Nuzzi affair, Cardinal Dolan laughing along with all of it, nervous audience in tuxedos - real Eyes Wide Shut vibe at the Al Smith Dinner this year, and I'm glad Kamala & Doug didn't go.

2024-10-05 17:30:44

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore predicting that TD14 will become hurricane Milton, Wednesday Florida landfall "with far reaching, life threatening impacts." The last thing anyone needs is Milton.
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2024-10-05 16:37:18

It takes years to recover from what a hurricane does to your life. To throw deepfakes and lies into the mix just to try to win an election is next level evil. Alex Jones, Trump and Musk are risking lives with their conspiracies, but when has that ever stopped them?
https://apnews.com/article/hurricane-helene-trump-musk-conspiracy-theories-misinformation-fe81869765d778ac2ff3dc5f9ac18e10

2024-09-24 16:50:37

Anyone else think Trump bet against himself and is speed running The Producers? Nothing he's doing is what you'd do if you wanted to win in a month.

2024-09-20 06:39:22

Of course Friday kicks off with a Matt Gaetz a mountain of ick. Could we just cancel the Republican party until we figure out what's going on?
https://www.notus.org/florida/new-court-filings-matt-gaetz-dorworth-sex-party

2024-09-20 04:45:21

I'm already terrified of the Friday news dump.

2024-09-18 05:06:41

Kamala HQ posted this whole bonkers rant - When your best weapon is your opponent's logorrhea, you're winning.
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2024-09-18 04:40:43

RIP J.D. Souther.
"You're Only Lonely"
https://youtu.be/quglprlSQ8k?si=9-sIeBMnzAv14ThD

2024-09-17 15:18:48

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@npub17cg…ts93 The Merchant of Maralago?

2024-09-17 07:17:12

Guy who tried to incite violent attacks against opponents gets attacked by his own followers, but they’re bad at it. Call Shakespeare.

2024-09-16 23:55:11

Then they came for Taylor Swift, and there was no one left to speak for me. Brittany.
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2024-09-16 02:50:14

"I do believe no slump was ever broken without a willingness to take risks. If Baby Reindeer has proved anything, it's that there's no set formula to this. That you don't need big stars, proven IP, long running stories or catchall storytelling to have a hit." Preach, Richard Gadd.
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2024-09-13 23:14:29

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@npub13u7…hs2v They're insane!

2024-09-12 00:57:32

Jim Cantore's producer's car wouldn't start, they checked the engine, and a copperhead rattlesnake is wrapped around it. But he said it's not venomous because two poisonous snakes make a nonvenomous snake - and that seems like a lot for one hurricane.

2024-09-11 20:01:41

Has he... met his boss?
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2024-09-11 19:54:33

Just walked outside with an umbrella, like a person who's never watched Mary Poppins.

2024-09-11 06:49:34

Eww. Even for Elon.
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2024-09-11 06:38:27

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@npub1mpw…4h3u He's Dark Chauncey.

2024-09-11 03:07:06

Watching Kamala Harris dog walk Donald Trump in this debate made me forget about the hurricane for awhile.
In just 55 days, everybody vote, Madam President wins!
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2024-09-11 03:00:23

"It may very well be the best televised debate performance, ever. I can't think of a better one." - Lawrence O'Donnell, MSNBC
Fox is calling it biased, because Kamala pantsed Trump. In front of the world.

2024-09-10 20:28:28

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@npub1rdc…ft86 Don't bother, they're here.

2024-09-10 17:57:46

Welp, boards are up and fingers crossed, pre-hurricane.
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2024-09-10 16:50:50

With a hurricane incoming, the 10 Commandments Louisiana's governor mandated all schools add with taxpayer dollars should at least be flotation devices.

2024-09-07 17:44:48

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@npub1dfx…qed6 😂

2024-09-07 16:44:43

It's Cheney, Sir, with an invitation to go hunting.
Finally [adjusts his red hat], some respect.

2024-09-06 17:53:36

Roses are red
Foul balls are errant
https://www.popsci.com/science/dye-mice-transparent/
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2024-09-06 00:42:12

NFL kicking off the season with Lift Every Voice and Sing, Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right to Party, Patrick Mahomes saying Taylor Swift is writing up some great plays, Travis with a mustache doing a lil shimmy - FOOTBALL IS BACK!

2024-09-05 15:48:59

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@npub1tcw…kkca Yes! And President Kamala the prosecutor will have her work cut out for her!

2024-09-04 17:14:16

REUTERS: U.S. economic growth would likely get the biggest boost in the coming two years from the Democrats, headed by Kamala Harris, winning the White House and Congress in this November's elections, according to Goldman Sachs.
Welcome, comrades!
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/goldman-sachs-sees-biggest-boost-us-economy-harris-win-2024-09-04/

2024-09-03 22:19:17

Loving this WH energy ->
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to Moron Peter Doocy after he accused Kamala Harris of having a fake Southern accent:
“I have no idea what you're talking about. Do you think Americans seriously think this is an important question? The question is insane, I'm moving on.”

2024-09-03 05:27:01

"Hello. I'm running for vice president of only women with children.
How long have you been having hands for?"
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2024-09-02 00:07:46

Brazil: And your little dog too.
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2024-09-01 23:08:43

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@npub19lz…ys2y 🌶️🌶️

2024-09-01 19:17:05

Locking up the Louisiana vote 🌶️
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2024-08-31 17:28:05

Elon screaming about losing Brazil has the same tone as Trump screaming about being indicted. Rich kid raised by sociopaths shocked at consequences.

2024-08-31 02:23:40

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@npub19vl…nuam And never, like, right.

2024-08-29 21:30:26

Trump's communications director tried to use Seven Nation Army for one of his scampaign videos and got this from Jack White. The Trumper's post has since been deleted.
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2024-08-29 18:17:59

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@npub1xwt…zcsy ❤️

2024-08-29 18:17:43

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@npub17cg…ts93 Looking for a yert to get through the 20 year commemorations 😬

2024-08-29 16:33:40

Today is a rough one every year, the 19th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. We moved to Chicago, started a charity helping displaced New Orleans musicians, and it took years to get back home.
Then 3 years ago on the same day Hurricane Ida wiped us out again. I guess what I'm saying is never plan anything for August 29.

2024-08-28 22:33:25

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@npub1c8r…pzcc Terrible role models, much too emotional to be in office.

2024-08-28 21:23:51

JD Vance: "It is amazing to me that you have, apparently, somebody at Arlington cemetery, some [female] staff member had a little [physical] disagreement with somebody [Trump's goons] and the media has turned this into a national news story."
"She can go to hell," he says of Kamala Harris who had nothing to do with Trump's choice of an unauthorized cemetery photo shoot.
It's always about women with this one.

2024-08-27 22:55:19

So "no childless cat ladies" turned into "no teachers without biological children" which would eventually be "give birth and we'll let you vote."
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2024-08-26 17:47:33

Happy Opposite Day from the New York Times.
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2024-08-26 05:58:40

He's running.
Away from the debate.
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2024-08-25 23:41:46

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@npub1flf…ct2p Short life and a long legacy.

2024-08-25 23:26:51

Wizard of Oz is 85 years old. Frank Baum named Dorothy for his niece who died in infancy. In Bloomington we found out that a former Munchkin gave her a headstone and Dorothy's Garden is now a space for grieving parents, with many children buried near her.
https://mchistory.org/research/biographies/gage-dorothy-louise
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2024-08-24 21:55:32

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@npub1lkz…s3qz Earth will probably be better in 6 months anyway.

2024-08-24 21:01:33

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@npub1lkz…s3qz Ship them some beads, just in case.

2024-08-24 17:18:02

Good news, you won't miss Mardi Gras. Bad news, you're up there for six more months.
Astronauts won't return to earth until February, Boeing Starliner will return unmanned, NASA says.

2024-08-24 03:25:16

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@npub19qr…rw03 Seems likely.

2024-08-24 01:46:59

Foofighters confirm they didn't give Trump permission to use There Goes My Hero to introduce RFK, who's also not big on consent.

2024-08-24 01:44:24

Beautiful cypress day, with the temp almost down to 90.
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2024-08-24 00:47:39

JK Rowling slips out of her Mold Tower after days of not Tweeting:
"If Imane Khelif wore more makeup I wouldn't demand DNA!"
Harry sighs, reaches for the wand case.

2024-08-20 06:25:05

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@npub1pe9…cye6 And now they both know who to look out for.

2024-08-20 06:23:18

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@npub14hw…qnkp He's so impressive.

2024-08-20 05:50:55

Full Blue Supermoon - look up!
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2024-08-20 04:25:11

One for the history books. Got a little something in my eye.
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2024-08-20 03:55:04

“They didn’t even bother to wear their hoods. Hate was on the march in America. Old ghosts, in new garments.”
“Sleeeepy Joe,” Donald mumbles, shuffling to the State Secrets Loo.

2024-08-20 03:34:36

“America: I Love you! “
For a man the pundits said had no support left from the party, this sure is a wave of love for President Biden at the DNCC as he introduces future President Kamala Harris.

2024-08-20 03:07:58

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@npub1pe9…cye6 Speech of the night! Poor Chris Coons has to follow it.

2024-08-20 03:00:25

Georgia Sen. Raphael Warnock taking the #DNCC to democracy church: "Donald Trump is a plague on the American conscience. I saw him holding the Bible, and endorsing the Bible, as if it NEEDED his endorsement.
"He should try reading it."

2024-08-20 02:51:47

"Because of Louisiana's abortion ban, no one could tell me I was miscarrying." Kaitlyn Joshua's heartbreaking story at The DNC.
Abused by her stepfather, Hadley Duvall taking pregnancy tests since age 12.
One woman sent home to miscarry, or die.
Trump / SCOTUS / Project 2025's abortion bans are on the ballot.