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2024-04-02 11:46:32

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@npub1vad…mz4u gorgeous beach!!

2024-04-02 11:43:48

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@npub1vad…mz4u excuse me do you have crabs?

2024-04-02 11:42:49

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@npub1vad…mz4u did you at least put up a fight?

2024-03-22 10:17:02

I made my shipt shopper deliver a huge ass piece of furniture, a bag of dogfood, and two cases of water. Yes I realize I’m going to hell.

2024-03-12 11:43:43

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@npub15l7…aang keep on keeping on!

2024-02-19 01:39:21

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@npub1vad…mz4u ahh sorry to hear that! Hope he recovers quickly and you can stay clear too. If it gives you any hope, I took care of my mom and nephews when they had Covid and never got it. Double masks and face shields up. 😔

2024-02-18 23:18:48

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@npub1vad…mz4u you can always move to Texas like the rest of em 🤣

2024-02-18 23:16:24

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@npub1vad…mz4u thanks for nothing!

2024-02-18 23:09:34

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@npub1vad…mz4u cotton candy of course!

2024-02-18 23:07:16

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@npub1vad…mz4u wondering if I can order one in hot pink.

2024-02-18 23:05:42

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@npub1vad…mz4u I have so many questions. 😂

2024-02-18 23:01:56

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@npub1vad…mz4u noooo not the space truck!

2024-02-18 22:58:13

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@npub1vad…mz4u well that would just be too smart and proactive. Try not to drive directly into that lake of water in your Tesla kiddos. 🤣

2024-02-18 22:55:05

It’s sunny and 67 degrees out but have an active flood warning in place for a massive storm on the way. Yes Mother Nature, we deserve it.

2024-02-18 22:45:40

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@npub1vad…mz4u muahaha maybe. 🤣

2024-02-18 22:43:49

I’ll do just about anything for my boyfriend but marvel movies ain’t one of them.

2024-02-15 20:21:48

Me showing up to work on Friday after taking the week off before a holiday weekend.
“TGIF”

2024-02-14 14:10:17

What could be more romantic than floor seats to see Tool tonight? Not a damn thing.

2024-02-04 12:40:06

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@npub1vad…mz4u you made my day

2024-02-03 22:53:21

I’ve been in the worst headspace all day. Can someone please smack me. Thanks.

2024-01-28 14:58:53

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@npub1vad…mz4u I’m celebrating

2024-01-25 14:39:12

Booked Disneyland, Universal studios, and Knotts all in one week. Why? Why not.

2024-01-20 16:03:14

I ran so fast to try and catch the beginning of this but this was all I could get. Still beautiful.
#sunrise
#running
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2024-01-19 12:21:45

It’s Friday. The end.

2024-01-17 14:03:30

A cold morning but the ducks were still out.
#SunriseRun
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2024-01-17 02:00:56

How much longer until y’all just turn into ice cubes?

2024-01-16 12:42:29

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@npub1vad…mz4u oh love it 😍

2024-01-14 16:10:52

https://youtu.be/88sARuFu-tc?si=lHx8cEbg9iLt9SdG
Hard to explain how much this song makes you feel.
#80smusic

2024-01-07 17:50:01

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@npub1a72…ze5k let me know if they’re hiring.

2024-01-07 16:48:38

Why do we always say happy Sunday, instead of "I’m sorry it’s Sunday and you work tomorrow"?

2024-01-04 11:23:01

Who else slept like shit last night?

2023-12-31 20:23:03

It may be 2024 but I will always be a lost soul stuck in 2020.

2023-12-25 19:26:22

I feel like baby Jesus would want me to go on a Christmas Day run. Sounds pretty traditional if you ask me.
#running
#RunningCommunity

2023-12-24 17:47:50

I wish Amazon drivers would dress up like Santa.

2023-12-21 21:50:44

Anyone else all tapped out for the year? Feels like the holidays are just one big blob at this point.

2023-12-18 14:08:21

Wake me up next year please.

2023-12-17 20:54:45

Living out my real estate dreams by building a gingerbread mansion. The sad reality of being a millennial.

2023-12-01 12:52:52

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@npub1krc…68qh she also has three more colors and is hoping you can’t tell when she wears them.

2023-11-22 03:28:17

It’s a great time of year to not be a dick.

2023-11-21 01:54:28

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@npub1k4q…3lsq @npub1cpf…5qsn hopefully I can remember to open my eyes this time.

2023-11-20 19:42:56

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@npub1cpf…5qsn I’m extremely disappointed now.

2023-11-05 14:04:54

I miss Halloween.

2023-10-26 12:09:08

I can’t wait for apple to add a grammar check feature. I’m so tired of pretending to be smart.

2023-10-21 00:35:18

Met my new neighbors today. Here’s something pretty and something spooky.
#bloomscrolling
#halloween
#running
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2023-10-20 11:53:18

Waking up on Friday like it’s Christmas.
#tgif

2023-10-18 01:08:29

Disneyland already has Christmas merchandise out. I still have to wear my turkey Minnie ears. What the heck?
#disneyland

2023-10-17 13:18:55

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@npub1vys…ej9w we are talking about butts right?

2023-10-16 11:41:24

Anyone want to cover my shift today?

2023-10-07 22:06:55

I have a feeling aliens came and left after they saw what a shit show this place is.

2023-10-07 14:23:01

It’s been a long week but we made it. Now get outside and enjoy it.
#bloomscrolling
#running
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2023-10-03 13:06:39

What do y’all know about this game called Magic: The Gathering? Explain it to me like I’m 4 years old please.
#mtg

2023-09-26 03:51:59

Alright y’all group hug.

2023-09-25 14:39:21

Pardon me while I take the edge off of Monday.
#bloomscrolling
#roses
#running
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2023-09-17 19:34:10

https://youtu.be/E2Oe5YKhzCE?si=K_yiEdEDy2e5ONy3
#rockmusic

2023-09-17 14:56:07

If I accidentally bookmark your post 5 times in a row, don’t worry, I’m not having a stroke.

2023-09-15 01:38:46

Nitro brew sounds like some kind of gasoline.

2023-09-15 00:24:24

$5 bucks to the first person who names what movie this song is from.
https://youtu.be/OMaycNcPsHI?si=IodWdEWmmi3PT45B

2023-09-14 19:32:51

Hello,
It’s been a boring day so I’m saying hey.
That’s all.
#selfie
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2023-09-13 14:36:20

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@npub1krc…68qh still trying

2023-09-12 01:51:31

Is this mastodon or espn?

2023-09-10 21:40:37

I like your shit post.
I boost your shit post.
You’re inspired and shit post in return.
I rewrite your shit post and steal a couple lines.
We fall in love and live happily ever after.

2023-09-09 18:41:48

Just add water and you get a hyena.
#dogsofmastodon
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2023-09-05 20:16:07

She’s a 10 but she’s still stuck at burning man.

2023-09-05 12:08:47

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@npub15fg…stlj I thought cereal was an appetizer?

2023-09-05 01:27:48

What was Chris rock doing at burning man?

2023-09-05 00:11:46

Guacamole is always an acceptable entree.

2023-09-04 02:05:18

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@npub1nzm…85c8 depends on what kind of wine.

2023-09-02 00:35:38

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@npub1nzm…85c8 what you drinking

2023-08-31 17:47:32

The sun has started sleeping in and I can feel the fall season approaching. 🍂
#bloomscrolling
#fall
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2023-08-30 19:04:30

Oh look it’s me telling work to kiss my ass bc I’m rolling out. WFH to avoid this covid outbreak. Not playing this game again thanks tho!
#covid
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2023-08-26 20:28:41

He’s a weird kid sometimes.
#dogsofmastodon
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2023-08-26 19:39:20

Stop pretending like you don’t accidentally put your leggings on backwards.

2023-08-24 17:23:43

“You have the power to be anyone you want to be.”
*changes phone number again*

2023-08-23 00:45:34

Why can’t real life people be as interesting as my online friends?

2023-08-19 21:45:08

A song that makes you think about life.
#30daysongchallenge
#radiohead
(Of course I had to find the best version. The bass sounds so good)
https://youtu.be/COUaNmm53VA

2023-08-19 04:12:50

There’s a fly stuck in my room and I swear it sounds like a dodge charger.

2023-08-14 13:23:59

When will we have apps that read toots to us? What kind of world is this.

2023-08-12 20:54:50

Good news is that once you’ve reached a certain age your body just makes decisions for you.

2023-08-11 17:19:54

This color is insane. I had to stop and make sure they were real.
#roses
#flowers
#Friday
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2023-08-10 00:05:53

The term “gateway drug” sounds so negative. Why not call it a highway to hell or a stairway to heaven? How about a crazy train or a ticket to paradise?

2023-07-24 02:46:49

Can’t we all just admit that we are watching Barbie to see Ryan Gosling? No need to hide it anymore.

2023-07-22 20:52:03

I’m here to tell you that you don’t need followers to be cool. I do just fine liking my own posts from my alt account.

2023-07-20 04:04:23

I’ve been talking like a cowboy all damn day and now I can’t get them damn songs outta of my goddamn head y’all.

2023-07-19 13:52:49

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@npub10cm…36ex only when strangers are not around

2023-07-19 13:29:34

It’s hump day which means absolutely no humping. Keeping pushing y’all bc the roses are waiting!
#running
#roses
#summer
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2023-07-19 12:26:23

Country music in a nutshell.
God will come save your screwed up relationship and if all else fails you have whiskey and a pick up truck.
Pretty accurate.

2023-07-16 23:27:49

Wow the idol really was the worst show ever made in the history of hbo.

2023-07-08 20:21:48

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@npub1c99…02a8 people who eat pizza crust first?

2023-07-06 01:07:02

My boss: it’s important to adapt with changes and adjust to our business needs.
FYI, we’ve shortened your lunch break by 30 mins, moved it up by 3 hours. Pushed your last break out later and need you to work Saturday.
Keep up the good work!

2023-07-05 05:18:23

He had too much to drink again.
#dogsofmastodon
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2023-07-04 22:59:09

No line for single riders!! You gotta kick me off.
#disneyland
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2023-07-04 14:00:48

Is it canceled or cancelled? Lord help me.

2023-07-03 22:15:32

At the end of the day I really am just one big ass kid wearing a band shirt and oversized men’s jeans.

2023-07-03 12:29:38

Dedicating this cup of coffee to all those who have to work all week. May the force be with us.
#Monday

2023-07-03 01:46:50

She's a 10 but her rate limit has been exceeded.

2023-07-03 00:50:24

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@npub18kh…v8r8 all milk chocolate? looks perfect to me.

2023-07-02 22:56:24

Retail cashier: Why are you returning this item?
Me: honesty had a long day at work and too much caffeine so I couldn’t sleep. It was 2am. I felt lonely and bored. I figured I’d look at some new shoes. It happens sometimes and I forget I ordered it. No big deal. No I wasn’t drunk. How could you assume that??
Retail cashier: I meant was there something wrong with it?

2023-07-02 18:34:55

This is about as patriotic as I’m going to feel this year.
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2023-07-01 23:06:21

I used to think that I sucked at social media until social media sucked at social media.

2023-07-01 21:45:00

Happy Canadian Cat Day!