Darwin Woodka

@npub1q42…a4u7 The dems could literally just make ads with Trump's very own words at this point. Nobody is attacking Trump for rhetoric. They're attacking Trump for what he has already said he will do.

2024-09-15 16:54:15

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@npub1lrv…tth9 this is a bullshit claim

2024-09-14 02:22:31

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@npub1ffl…tv7d please she is just Weird Grampa's nursemaid and juice box bringer

2024-09-13 19:12:40

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@npub1typ…c8hh Torino Impact is the band. Hazard Scale is the album.

2024-09-11 23:48:43

Please vote AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE if you get a mail ballot and deliver it to your registrar's office if possible. If you do mail it in MAKE SURE YOU CHECK AND MAKE SURE IT IS RECEIVED. If not you can vote provisionally at your polling site. But dropping it directly at the registrar's is safest if you have concerns about it.
DeJoy sucks and unfortunately we haven't fixed this problem.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/11/usps-mail-election-ballots-voting

2024-09-11 06:17:00

Anyone have #biotech contacts in #Saltlakecity? My kid is looking for a job there.... interested in manufacturing or instrument #quality control or #bioinstrumentation mostly.

2024-09-10 01:18:53

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@npub1e7e…sycm funny big doggie

2024-09-09 20:19:46

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
Shouldn't you be in prison, Leo?

2024-09-07 19:11:10

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@npub1qe5…8ugl We don't have to live this way. Kids don't have to die this way.
Ban the AR-15s. Enforce the second amendment properly -- "well regulated".

2024-09-07 16:31:32

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@npub1qe5…8ugl gods, what a mess of a layout. Yuck.

2024-09-07 01:29:40

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Bonus Scooter reference!

2024-09-05 16:34:06

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@npub1qe5…8ugl "Republicans Lie About Immigrants to scare white voters about brown people" should be the full title.

2024-09-05 03:10:34

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@npub1yf4…fcsf and??

2024-09-04 18:12:46

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
the trouble is he's still supported by the millions of other damaged and delusional men in this country

2024-09-03 22:30:49

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@npub1jtm…rxtn
not a proper kids' menu without a grilled cheese sandwich

2024-09-01 21:34:07

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
archive link:
https://archive.is/lSIHD

2024-09-01 19:36:10

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
hell he might lose Ohio for Trump

2024-09-01 16:26:26

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@npub1pl4…3jf0
My goldens always loved to help in the garden! Had one that once took down an entire broccolli raab and devoured it. The garden fence went up after that...

2024-09-01 03:41:51

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@npub1qe5…8ugl You can just say JD's an asshole, NYT.

2024-08-31 19:54:19

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
so... JD's got a tiny dick? Is that his problem?

2024-08-30 17:13:12

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Walz never used the words IVF, he said fertility treatments

2024-08-30 17:05:10

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@npub1v5a…5yax
we are not "after Covid". We may never be "after Covid".

2024-08-30 14:22:28

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@npub1qe5…8ugl this is the same methodology that gets us chocolate frosted sugar bombs on the grocery store shelves instead of actual food.

2024-08-29 22:03:26

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@npub1ffl…tv7d pathetic

2024-08-29 20:56:58

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@npub1ffl…tv7d It's only the tradition after a convention but whatever, Meghan.

2024-08-29 18:26:54

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@npub1qe5…8ugl this prune is still around? Ugh

2024-08-29 18:09:12

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@npub12ez…uyf6
We'll miss you, Steve.

2024-08-29 17:53:33

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Weird Beard is such a piece of shit

2024-08-28 15:27:28

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@npub1lrv…tth9 well can't read it so, oh well

2024-08-27 21:55:30

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@npub1qe5…8ugl paywalls. It's paywalls. They make me lonely.

2024-08-26 18:12:35

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@npub1lrv…tth9 why do I need a touchscreen refrigerator tho

2024-08-25 20:10:03

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@npub1djh…zatj might need a business card version of this one

2024-08-25 18:52:04

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 I'm utterly sick of the "it was a joke" excuse from these clowns. Women lose their rights because of "jokes". It's not funny.

2024-08-20 16:38:17

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@npub1ru7…lr6s
can we just lock the leadership of both these fucking groups in a room and seal it and drop it in the ocean?

2024-08-20 15:53:19

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@npub1djh…zatj might be more appropriate with cats tho
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/995/151/273/687/787/original/bf050e9400da8670.png

2024-08-20 02:36:34

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
Most of us did!!

2024-08-20 01:34:15

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@npub1lrv…tth9 nah, we're going for tears -- GOP tears

2024-08-19 17:37:21

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
No, Andrea, this was Trump's economic policy speech.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/989/899/057/875/907/original/9761080d04a171c0.png

2024-08-19 17:16:10

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@npub1ept…jcl3
Saw a wankpanzer and their truck buddy out driving yesterday with big ass flags on them and some Trump Youth riding in the beds.
Got to yell "WEIRDOS!" at them. That was fun.

2024-08-17 02:00:32

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@npub1u3t…c6ug we borrowed 4k from my folks and used up our savings and still had to pay PMI since we couldn't get enough to put down.

2024-08-16 23:05:46

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@npub1lrv…tth9 oh but said nothing about Trump's moronic "plan" of course?

2024-08-16 16:55:33

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@npub1lrv…tth9 I'm for just having one big melee and be done with it all

2024-08-16 02:15:30

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@npub1lrv…tth9
true, he's certainly stupid enough now.
I think the flashbacks to the past with Vance are just emphasizing the size of the stick he has up his ass now.

2024-08-16 00:26:05

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@npub1su4…a0dw They should ban the big honking SUVs and trucks instead

2024-08-15 23:00:29

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@npub1lrv…tth9
*nods in Pixel2*
Since you like the 8 maybe I'll pick up a used one tho

2024-08-15 17:13:40

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@npub1lrv…tth9 that's actually the plan from what I read. Stop the mega mergers.

2024-08-14 17:48:02

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
The NYT is all in on the fascism. Do not read. Cancel subscriptions. Let them suffer.

2024-08-14 17:31:01

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@npub1qe5…8ugl It's because of the press this is even close. They won't call out the convicted felon, who is an old weirdo grampa, or call on him to resign. It's fucking ludicrous, and anyone with a brain knows it.

2024-08-14 01:19:04

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@npub1ffl…tv7d skeletor is still around?

2024-08-14 01:04:23

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@npub1aq2…4nfw and Jared got 2 mil from the Saudis.

2024-08-13 22:48:24

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@npub1lrv…tth9 that they can get away with their double standard because PEOPLE WON'T CANCEL THEIR DAMNED SUBSCRIPTIONS

2024-08-13 20:57:50

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@npub1n9s…4az3
The double standard is obvious and it's really gotten out of control. We need to outvote Trump, and we need to STOP SUBSCRIBING TO THE LYING MEDIA.

2024-08-13 05:01:01

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO MAKE HER WIN

2024-08-12 15:49:01

If Tim Walz is a good father figure for the people who feel they've lost their parents to MAGA, who do we have for the people who have lost their kids to MAGA?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2024/aug/12/trump-maga-divide-son-father

2024-08-12 00:01:46

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@npub1sxm…tk26
we're not going back

2024-08-10 19:41:01

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@npub1lrv…tth9 AND YET THEY HAVE AS MANY SENATORS AS CALIFORNIA WITH 40 MILLION PEOPLE, HMMMM

2024-08-10 15:35:34

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@npub1qe5…8ugl maybe these clowns need to take a walk outdoors and find out how fucking hot it's getting. Tour South Carolina and see the flooding that just happened. They need to get out more.

2024-08-09 23:28:32

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/934/657/005/194/723/original/953313593455bac8.jpg

2024-08-09 19:32:42

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@npub1djh…zatj I feel like this one needs to be saved since it will come in handy later

2024-08-09 19:00:45

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@npub1ffl…tv7d and will again

2024-08-09 17:59:45

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@npub1lrv…tth9 they've become stenographers instead of journalists. They need to stop it.
I've pretty much refused to watch television "news" for the last decade, it's just horrible.

2024-08-09 06:13:28

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@npub1su4…a0dw
the fuck is this shit

2024-08-08 23:52:20

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@npub1ywy…cksd
The real burn
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/929/087/812/720/065/original/964584942ee93b4b.jpg

2024-08-08 21:12:36

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Well Maggie is a world class stenographer

2024-08-08 18:38:30

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@npub1ffl…tv7d
Joe Rogan eats road kill too I guess?

2024-08-07 05:12:17

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@npub1lrv…tth9
eh, I don't believe one word the NYT prints any more.

2024-08-07 05:11:16

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@npub1lrv…tth9
NYT, go fuck yourself

2024-08-06 22:02:21

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@npub1kze…23jc
$10 MILLION raised today overall since the Walz announcement!!

2024-08-06 19:06:52

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@npub1d0s…egda
ok, Rafael

2024-08-06 19:04:36

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@npub1ffl…tv7d lololololololololololololol

2024-08-06 18:38:03

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@npub1tsk…f9lx
Kinda hoping they just release an ad to Pharrell's "Happy" that is just Harris and Walz dancing and laughing. They can include this clip!

2024-08-06 15:18:53

Happy happy progressives. So happy. See all the happy shiny progressives!!!

2024-08-05 16:45:05

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@npub1lrv…tth9 "I write for an org behind a paywall owned by a billionaire but feel I have no voice except at a walled garden platform owned by yet another fucking billionaire"

2024-08-03 15:34:57

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@npub1lrv…tth9 they do that I'm gone for sure.

2024-08-03 15:17:05

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@npub1qe5…8ugl
Does the NYT need help? Does it need to hire some black people? Does it need to get rid of the fucking idiot running it right now? Yes, yes it does.

2024-08-03 15:15:29

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@npub1qe5…8ugl and now he's somehow suing them? Sure he is

2024-08-01 21:46:47

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@npub1se6…cmph
dunno but they should plant gardens and meadows instead!

2024-08-01 05:00:43

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@npub1lrv…tth9 oh just fuck this bullshit.

2024-07-30 20:18:42

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@npub1ffl…tv7d like he's ever been able to even touch a bible without it bursting into flames

2024-07-30 15:26:26

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@npub1sfh…9gqj
Every country has to stop treating women as breeders and men as disposable war toys. Enough.

2024-07-30 05:28:07

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Friedman is not a liberal

2024-07-30 02:16:23

White Dudes for Harris tonight: $3.5 million so far, over 150K participants
Women for Harris call tonight: over 250K participants, $11 million raised from the first women's call a few days ago
#Mastodon4Harris now at $428K!!
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mastodon-for-harris
LET'S GO!!!!

2024-07-30 00:39:35

"We have to win this November because our lives depend on it"

2024-07-27 05:46:25

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@npub1lrv…tth9 nothing cryptic about it. He said exactly what he wants to do

2024-07-26 21:46:15

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@npub1lrv…tth9 what we deserve is a better fucking press

2024-07-25 16:57:40

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@npub1djh…zatj you make me long for the days when Comic Con was not such a crowded mess that it was actually possible to go and enjoy it. Sigh.

2024-07-24 21:24:43

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@npub1u3t…c6ug didn't miss it a bit

2024-07-24 15:53:38

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@npub1u3t…c6ug you know why