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FOSS enthusiast, Former Professional Sysadmin, current NEET and Florida Man
Your resident Deresute+Million Live+Starlit Season MV & touhou doujin circle enjoyer.

🇯🇵🤝:florida:

Life is about entertaining Mr. God

Big Tech bad
Social Media bad
Groupthink bad
Government bad
Proprietary Software bad

2hu and im@s good

Public Key

npub15xaq4jdkasyc7un28sg7ce2d7j3jewuyk5mhapug890fcf7eandqfzjccu

NIP-05 Address

splitshockvirus@mstdn-starnix-network.mostr.pub

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relay.mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2025-04-27 22:09:09

Not my problem
(it was actually his problem)

2025-04-12 22:35:39

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@nprofile…5wzm Shooting sporting clays*
The clays were the diskettes grips-san used for storage

2025-04-08 00:16:05

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@nprofile…ny2e
it makes you mysterious and stoic to w*men. Also it's kind of nice being able to just have Polaroids developed instantly without needing to do anything in Lightroom or darktable.
That's all I know.
@nprofile…ynjf

2025-04-07 01:51:59

Time to drink six energy drinks and get wired on a Sunday night.

2025-04-06 17:56:46

Eating 8 eggs
#eggcount

2025-04-06 01:37:28

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@nprofile…dxfh @nprofile…r70d
Effective.
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/288/456/200/255/215/original/e7ec91be8c8ff3dc.mp4

2025-04-06 01:32:54

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@nprofile…r70d
Yeah that sounds like a baseball idol. That's a real thing over there. They learn your name and everything.
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/288/435/683/668/501/original/e34c3bf151388212.jpg

2025-04-06 01:28:21

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@nprofile…r70d
Is she one of those baseball idols?

2025-04-03 19:59:25

Do disabled people pay taxes in Germany?

2025-04-02 12:26:51

Fortune favors me today
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/268/359/349/747/066/original/445eb105cb755d19.png

2025-04-01 17:57:26

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am shutting down all starnix services effectively next week. Rest assured that I have auctioned off all your data only to the highest bidder through only the most secure WhatsApp channels. Feel free to join our steam group as I believe Valve to be much more competent in web hosting than myself.
Good day

2025-03-31 21:07:37

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@nprofile…k0gl I've been found out

2025-03-26 15:35:16

So 7s are annoying, because its kind of an odd number unlike 6 or 8.
You know 4x7 is 28 because, well 2x7 you know is 14, so if you have two of those you get 28 because 14+14 is 28, or you know 3x7 is 21 so if you just add another 7 to that 21 turns into 28.
7x7 is annoying but I know 6x6 is 36. if you add another six to that you get 42 and if you add seve to that number you get 49. 7x8 is annoying but you know what 7x4 is so if you just add two 28s you'll get 56.
Sometimes adding certain numbers is hard or annoy so you can do this instead.
You know that half of 50 is 25, and you know that 25 is smaller than 28, so to make it easier to add 28s together without needing to carry additions, you can just do this.
28 - 25 = 3
the 3 is your remainder. So 25+25=50+ (2*3)=56 which is your 7x8
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/229/442/188/266/460/original/5c8c42748fecbeba.png

2025-03-16 10:17:40

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@nprofile…k0gl @nprofile…a33k
me when nautical miles :facebook_frog_reverse:

2025-03-16 09:39:01

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@nprofile…2385 killing myself shorty now

2025-03-16 09:34:27

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@nprofile…vz6q
This is the second decade of the 21st century. Your applications should be able to be tabbed out without the visual render freezing requiring a restart of the application.
This is not the DOS era anymore.

2025-03-16 08:47:11

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@nprofile…2385 Unity used to be the underdog engine compared to UE, then they became dogshit.

2025-03-13 06:52:18

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@nprofile…k0gl
Indonesia is too complicated looking, and Vietnam pays tribute to Ch*na, going with Siam (Thailand instead).

2025-03-12 00:56:48

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@nprofile…qac8 Not for long :itscalledwedoalittletrolling:
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/146/735/943/645/432/original/4dc7b329ef3f1930.png
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2025-03-12 00:49:59

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2025-03-11 21:46:13

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Annoying my investment fund is larger than my national debt.
Karl Marx 🐝 like gibs me dat for free
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/145/988/548/669/050/original/d5181baab7246256.png

2025-03-11 01:01:14

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@nprofile…qac8 YUP! 🇮🇹 🤝 🇫🇷

2025-03-08 14:25:37

cc @nprofile…k0gl :soy_right:
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/127/269/616/891/230/original/49cc911b799e04b4.jpg

2025-03-08 07:14:38

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@nprofile…k0gl
Find me a suitress first.

2025-03-08 06:47:43

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@nprofile…k0gl happens :cirno_baka:

2025-03-07 23:17:15

I don't know why I put wireguard on x86 or amd64.
I don't think it actually requires that, if not I'm moving that to arm as well.

2025-03-07 10:58:44

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@nprofile…85l6 oh embed, uh peertube?

2025-03-07 10:56:43

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@nprofile…85l6 Jellyfin (I've heard 👂)

2025-03-06 03:39:49

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@nprofile…k0gl This is deadass the same trailer.

2025-03-05 23:29:10

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@nprofile…k0gl 💪
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/112/418/111/459/617/original/db68958b1bcabde7.jpg

2025-03-04 06:30:11

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@nprofile…85l6 I know. But I :gnu: hurd that after marriage the step family expects the groom to pay for their expenses, because traditionally children are indebted to their parents for raising them.

2025-02-24 03:08:44

Probably will be in space tomorrow.
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/056/650/964/744/427/original/1e36ae763fc1d3a0.png
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2025-02-22 11:47:38

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@nprofile…vz6q yeah

2025-02-22 10:58:01

Guess it's time to buy space age
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/047/179/160/625/834/original/a6d22a01178c486f.png
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/114/047/179/496/529/215/original/ac369c20d3d1f787.png

2025-02-08 00:30:36

Typa shit I been on
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/965/439/043/222/683/original/907e511c775897e9.jpg

2025-01-21 02:45:50

cappie knew :facebook_frog_reverse: :facebook_gun: :facebook_frog_reverse:

2025-01-04 05:19:48

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@nprofile…6zxk
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/768/398/047/862/598/original/3366993cd2e98a63.jpg

2025-01-04 05:12:03

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@nprofile…6zxk
So intelligent and fast. I am amazed. :cirno_how:

2024-12-30 22:25:28

https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/744/118/753/740/585/original/2d57b95960f88afd.mp4

2024-12-30 01:48:15

https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/739/253/177/924/153/original/cf938ea3781cb936.mp4

2024-12-30 01:40:47

https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/739/225/282/886/328/original/d05d49c01d0a19fd.png

2024-12-29 19:31:48

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@nprofile…6zxk
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/737/774/342/765/480/original/fa9f422a11dec636.jpg

2024-12-28 17:53:14

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@nprofile…k0gl So I pulled off the AIO on a frens PeeSea and it pulled the AM4 right out of the socket.

2024-12-28 13:37:59

>We recommend you don't use routers
LMAO

2024-12-27 20:01:49

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@nprofile…x8tf @nprofile…nvau shieeeeet

2024-12-27 20:01:22

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@nprofile…x8tf @nprofile…nvau
2 weeks

2024-12-27 07:40:01

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@nprofile…k0gl Multiple factors prevent me from doing that the main one being repairs are cheaper than a car payment (fuck a car payment), also I don't know if I'm going to be allowed to renew my license in two years.
In January I'm going to attempt a vision test and if I can pass I'll renew it which will be good for 10 years, and I'll consider buying a new car.

2024-12-26 17:33:57

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@nprofile…k0gl obligatory
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/720/323/475/699/503/original/0df4c49f66dac4be.png

2024-12-24 13:47:18

Noko-tan almost got hit with 30,000 ft·lbf of KE this morning ☝️🤓👉🦌🚙

2024-12-22 14:34:36

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@nprofile…k0gl @nprofile…5wzm
I literally one month out of warranty.
smdh (smdh)

2024-12-15 07:05:44

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@nprofile…k0gl What did he mean by this? :ssv:

2024-12-09 15:48:36

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@nprofile…9xz0 That's way too much space wasted for me.

2024-12-09 15:31:40

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@nprofile…9xz0 If you have enough ram you don't need a swap.
RNs (registered nurses) like myself just let applications OOM when they use all my ram. :brain4:

2024-12-09 04:32:10

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@nprofile…vz6q
It's already developed by Sunborn Network Technologies and MICA云母组 in Shanghai (🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤝🇨🇳)

2024-12-08 21:26:46

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@nprofile…3hg5
Pfsense box died. I don't have a VGA cable so I can't see what it's stuck on.

2024-12-08 10:26:36

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I fell asleep during the update

2024-12-08 01:42:07

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12.0 GB update
Dam 🦫

2024-12-08 01:36:55

Downloading Girls frontline 2
The only Ch*nese gacha that matters

2024-12-06 17:59:12

"Y'all"

2024-12-06 13:41:28

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@nprofile…5wzm
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/606/163/637/529/884/original/eb58033a38c2584d.jpg

2024-12-01 16:38:43

Congratulations 🎈🎈🎉🎉🍾🎊🎈🎈
@nprofile…9xz0 You are the lucky number get for this centum
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/578/548/376/557/061/original/0db0fae0e37fe51f.png

2024-11-29 22:24:02

72 gr
I need to eat three more of that :cirno_cry:

2024-11-29 18:58:45

🇪🇸
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/567/774/574/776/914/original/8e832a13c7f9091e.jpg

2024-11-23 18:52:22

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Good night everybody! 👋

2024-11-23 15:47:13

Saw two 🦌🦌 walk in front 50 yards. Couldn't get a clear shot, but I don't think they saw me. So I think they'll be back.

2024-11-21 20:12:52

I LOVE WHEN MY SSH JUST FREEZE

2024-11-17 13:53:46

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@nprofile…5wzm Eighth actually

2024-11-16 19:53:50

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@nprofile…5wzm C*nada Air swindling me out of $800 CAD and offering me a $15 USD food ticket as a way to say "Sorry eh? 🍁"

2024-11-14 20:17:11

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The next upgrades I'd make would be to replace the front fiber sight with a brass bead and get a center bead as well.
Fiber isn't as good at flying targets.
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/483/147/549/887/848/original/6b8894851ebc4398.jpg

2024-11-14 20:10:11

Ordered a cheek riser and a recoil pad for my shotgun. I'll have no excuse other than to get good at hitting clays.

2024-11-06 02:07:54

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@npub1j8t…9grr MY PROPERTY VALUE IS MORE VALUABLE THAN YOUR GRASS GO TO COLORADO

2024-10-31 09:05:52

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@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub1nma…0sl9 @npub1sjq…wxyx @npub1eeu…ap7h @npub15g3…sdvv @npub10vj…zsw7 @npub165q…5efc
Lol
https://git.pleroma.social/pleroma/pleroma/-/issues/3344

2024-10-31 08:48:06

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@npub1eeu…ap7h @npub1nma…0sl9 @npub15np…ps56 @npub1sjq…wxyx @npub15g3…sdvv @npub18qq…htft @npub10vj…zsw7 @npub165q…5efc
I will scour the :pleroma: repo for commits regarding this issue. If I find none I'll search Mint-san's repo as well.
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/113/401/159/913/546/959/original/021b504a9f64dcb7.jpg

2024-10-23 06:51:11

https://nanao.moe/projects/altessimo/

2024-10-12 19:13:39

NAT hole punching :nana_smug: :gun:

2024-10-11 03:37:16

Bro really think He's the rizzler gotta get all the e-girls with those Andrew Tate quotes 🤣🤣
Nah bro you the glizzler it's over for you dawg. Go back to watching your little dark age edits 💀💀💀

2024-09-09 18:19:24

Hmmmm (:ssv:)
I should get an SNES so I can play Super Mario World

2024-08-19 20:44:31

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@npub1mew…gjf7 AMERICA I NEED ANSWERS

2024-08-19 20:10:19

Anyways back to lifting weights and the usual.
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/112/990/490/230/356/740/original/50c1ffe5a26afe09.jpg

2024-08-19 20:04:50

speaking of zoomer shooters
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/112/990/477/899/652/278/original/010d375c50b7f78c.png

2024-08-19 19:53:30

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@npub1mew…gjf7 >me me arrow

2024-08-19 19:44:59

So Mister Takana what brings you to Jerome Arkansas?
Wait the government did what now?
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/112/990/399/898/963/539/original/178b7a5668cf25cf.mp4

2024-08-19 19:07:39

FUCK OFF
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/112/990/254/438/870/541/original/74567e35d85017ed.png

2024-08-14 02:52:09

telegram from the moon

2024-08-13 20:39:37

Imagine being a schizo security larper and you don't know how to plug in a VGA cable.

2024-08-12 17:14:24

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@npub1mew…gjf7 MSP work. I might be an impromptu net admin at some point.

2024-08-12 16:50:23

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@npub1mew…gjf7 myself to a new job LMAO ex ex de de dee de

2024-08-12 16:39:58

That interview went very well.

2024-08-10 21:34:37

Laugh track #4

2024-08-10 01:04:11

F/SN
I vomit

2024-08-09 21:26:02

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@npub1mew…gjf7 You should be forced to learn Japanese if you want to enjoy Japanese media
Fuck you

2024-08-09 21:18:26

I wish persona was never localized.

2024-08-09 18:01:50

Fugg it I want to sight in my red dot I will go to the range.

2024-08-08 20:44:17

Slept for 15 hours today
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/112/928/348/175/805/855/original/6ed8b08b897bcaf2.png

2024-08-07 16:18:00

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@npub1mew…gjf7 what?

2024-08-06 13:20:47

SSV please create a Jira task to investigate this issue and title it the laws of thermodynamics, we need to get to the bottom of why computers get hot.

2024-08-05 21:02:35

Wind won't die down till Friday
https://mstdn.starnix.network/system/media_attachments/files/112/911/431/298/332/709/original/0f5d619e3d75e0cf.jpg

2024-08-05 17:50:46

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@npub1mew…gjf7 That's a y*nkee word sir, BFE is the Southern connotation
Fog anyway it's fun

2024-08-05 17:32:17

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@npub1mew…gjf7 smoke 'em out 🔥💨

2024-08-05 07:01:20

Good morning I think I will play as Persia in Victoria 3