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i will make you soup
yummy, right?

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2024-08-01 02:07:43

i used to really dislike flies, enough to jist kill them becuz they were around. that's super mean actually and i'm sorry. they're little animals that act like kitties cuz they clean themselves all the time, and can fly. they're actually really important parts of lots of ecosystems cuz they're pollinators, and they're trash clean up...
im sorry flies, i won't be mean just cuz you're around any more okay? 😭

2024-06-05 16:33:41

i missed my local pride event 😭
i'll have to make plans and travel for a bigger one a bit further away

2024-04-28 06:29:24

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@npub1d8y…g8p7 it's because of brittish parliament, they fucked the internet up real bad and socmed is gonna either block all access to brittain or have a mass die-off events with mandatory ID checks. either way, it's going to be strange

2024-04-24 03:31:00

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@npub1zaj…uexl i luv my tummy too 🥺

2024-04-23 15:49:58

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@npub1hw7…3w5a now introducing Mayo Sport!
pure mayo in a big sports bottle, perfect for all your on-the-go mayo chugging needs!

2024-04-23 03:13:07

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@npub14u7…l05l i think the goal should be to decriminalize sex with little boys (a more radical goal), but the heart is right

2024-04-22 23:28:18

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@npub1rx5…z8ld
i don't. i need to write a bunch of letters i can save and share

2024-04-22 15:49:04

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@npub1zaw…pufx lol i nearly wrote out a step-by-step guide but that might send the wrong message.
point is, selling is the way to go >:3

2024-04-22 15:44:01

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@npub1zaw…pufx *buying* a kid from traffickers?
amateurs 😏

2024-04-22 15:37:08

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@npub1nwr…qvc9 i won't content tag my own existence. maybe when my art gets most violent in themes i will tag that, but me existing as pedo is not "content" that anyone gets a warning about, no matter their traumas

2024-04-22 15:11:25

if you use the word "coom" or "cummies" or "gockgoo" or "boymilk" or... um... what was the point i was making? 🥵

2024-04-22 15:05:58

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@npub1pm3…8t69 i cant coom to this :(

2024-04-22 02:22:48

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@npub1xgg…dx7t very huntable. i mean cute

2024-04-22 02:16:13

gooner!
fed!
anti!
artist!
heart!
by your powers combined, i am Pedi Fag!

2024-04-21 22:35:37

i too scawed TwT

2024-04-21 06:26:34

u////u

2024-04-20 23:15:09

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@npub1xgg…dx7t omg me tyooo

2024-04-20 22:17:31

hi baby.
oh? you don't like being called a baby?
you're right, you're four, i'll call you young man
...you like me? why, i like you too!
you want a kiss? okay!
*mwa*
haha! you're so cute! you want ~another~ kiss?
*mwa* *mwa*
o, i kissed you twice? well i like kissing you uwu
kiss like the people in movies? are you sure?
.......
()

2024-04-20 22:08:38

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@npub1zaz…pddk Pedo House. that's what Pedo House is meant to be o i see it. our time is coming

2024-04-20 06:28:54

it's exciting to announce a holiday the moment it arrives, tho this does reveal some of your personal information. timezone alone is not a lot of information, but similar clues can help a determined stalker narrow down your location /threat /wait_no_not_a_threat_i_meant_opsec_advice /wink

2024-04-19 23:09:19

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@npub1asx…e9gc to be vexed is to be discontented and annoyed at everything. your cat asks for attention but it bothers you, somebody smiles at you and greets you with a "good morning" and you answer "what's so good about it?"
basically it's the antithesis to a happy heart lol

2024-04-19 23:05:15

there will always be a contingent in any group in any situation who have complaints or traumas. this "white women's tears" problem is lethally bad. no, Karen, we can't shut down the internet just because your precious little innocent Bradley saw a picture of a dick. the absurd repression of this conservative backlash must break. we must break it

2024-04-19 20:36:38

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@npub1hzv…sxwg i was a hung kid. not like the "monster cock" hentai but my dick got pretty big fairly young, so it does happen irl

2024-04-19 20:11:23

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@npub1n7f…hwfy if you blend every self-identified pro-c into a single entity, then i guess i see how liminal could perceive us as this way. that's stereotyping tho, and is a low quality way to represent people or ideals

2024-04-19 19:39:11

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@npub1ve3…d64a @npub15uu…npca genuinely hot

2024-04-19 18:49:39

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@npub1sf8…79z0 we move each other energetically when we touch one another. the touch of some beings hurts us and we do not accept it. it's lovely to dream of a world where all touch could happen without the pain and upset but we're not there yet

2024-04-19 14:59:20

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@npub18je…3ws3 good luck. if they offer drugs, take them they're so gooood

2024-04-19 14:58:31

dom school:
she *literally hates* it and actually turns all red and cries a bit if you call her a brat? fucking her so hard she can't speak coherently is the perfect time to call her brat, then

2024-04-19 06:57:13

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@npub12v5…fgvh it is anthropophagy, which is a cool word. it means "man eater" and it applies to any species which eats humans

2024-04-19 04:57:27

or were you one of the pediatricians who gave me a dumdum pop? or were you one of the kiddos i gave lolipops to? or were you one of the nice people in line for boba when i was out with The Somebodies? or, or, or (trying to remember every interaction i've had in the last couple years at pride 😜)

2024-04-19 04:49:49

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@npub1n7f…hwfy the number of times i've responded to death threats with "step in, then" and i'm still fuckin alive lol

2024-04-19 04:36:53

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@npub1uw9…zr9t it pops right out at me too

2024-04-19 00:56:46

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@npub1qft…kwnp but what if your master is a bad guy? 😳 like, what if you get threatened with sexual violence for not wearing the little costume or for not getting things clean enough or having meals ready? surely that's just scary and not 'hot', right???!?!??

2024-04-18 23:13:44

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@npub1hzv…sxwg um um um um um um 🥵
can you imagine if cartoons were made by normies? the world would be a blander place for sure

2024-04-18 22:56:33

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@npub1hzv…sxwg things i wrote on my application to be a Kindergarten teacher. still haven't gotten a call back 😔

2024-04-18 11:59:38

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ask pedos! ask accused criminals! ask lawyers! what are the qualifications of the 'trusted adviser' that invested them with such a laissez-faire attitude about telling the police that you may have *technically* produced and distributed child porn

2024-04-18 04:04:26

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@npub1hzv…sxwg you fit right in with the fifteen other people who said basically the same thing shortly after signing up

2024-04-17 20:54:09

child porn, rapidly becoming a hot commodity among normies as a badge of normie cred; pedos avoid the stuff for fear of persecution, but nobody cares if *good people* trade a bit of illegal porn

2024-04-17 20:03:05

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@npub1r9c…z4fq cops 🤬 that includes helicopter parents who ruin their twelve-year-old's convention!

2024-04-17 18:59:05

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@npub1pxx…t3dn let people think :gl:

2024-04-17 17:52:50

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@npub1hzv…sxwg :ina_nod:

2024-04-17 17:13:37

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@npub1hzv…sxwg no one should have to feel shame for being who we are. but i will also order a round of being teased by children uwu

2024-04-17 17:04:15

if there is one thing that will make me actually HATE you, it's getting into a political debate over something and sticking into it with history, philosophy, sophistry, a collection of facts indicating that you are intentionally promoting an idea... but then if you take too much heat or come up against someone who sounds more serious or well-prepared, suddenly that whole debate was just satire, you were joking, it was just porn, can't you take a joke? can't you just jerk off and stop taking things so seriously?
FUCK you if you do this. i seriously fucking hate you

2024-04-17 16:57:03

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@npub10f2…9ywa i basically said age of consent is bullshit because no one is too young to say yes or too old to say no lol

2024-04-17 08:59:37

"we can't just hunt down individual rapists if you want to resolve sexual violence" isn't even a snap back to "pedarasts are a kind of rapist"
like, it means i don't approve of pedarasty and it's a bad idea because it will hurt lots of people.
moral of the story; remember you can decide someone is a troll and mute them

2024-04-17 08:48:05

i strongly advocate for youth liberation. for an end to discrimination and repression and legal class distinctions by age, for an end to "parental rights" and for the empowerment and enrichment of youth as a social class, for a world directly shaped by young hands and made to manifest youthful dreams. we don't need more or better adult authorities, we need an end to youth oppression
kid power

2024-04-17 07:15:37

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@npub1r2a…mhkx my point is that matt walsh has legal authority over his kids, and i don't think sex would fix it.
wanting sex with kids is cool but this "best way" thing is dusty

2024-04-17 07:04:00

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@npub1r2a…mhkx grooming is very old. that doesn't make it good. i think think of many things that have been done for centuries and which suck

2024-04-17 03:36:14

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@npub16lw…epj6 the political debate section was so toxic and crammed with nazis i quit, but i still use tho booru for science... the science of jacking off

2024-04-17 03:31:54

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@npub1hzv…sxwg any time i want to write horny fiction injust tag it and post to the public tl

2024-04-17 03:28:29

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@npub1hzv…sxwg
"i'm into everything!"
"i don't bite"
these are contradictory statements >:3
welcome lol :3c

2024-04-17 03:22:36

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@npub1mrx…qdfh it's a place that blatantly designates itself as off-limits to an entire class of people. people who are already legally forbidden from some places.
where is the popular trend of allowing kids into sex shops and strip clubs to offset "childfree" places? let's make that happen

2024-04-17 02:56:59

you wouldn't believe the tame and uncontroversial take that got me this "delightful" opinion XD
https://cannibal.cafe/media/a99b45fb348e7047089083b480e2ac5ccd71c76ea267141bda6c8bb077c464b1.jpg

2024-04-16 16:21:31

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@npub1uw9…zr9t if i keep writing this story i'll introduce a silly cutie who can't be baited to rape but enthusiastically volunteers to be dominated XD

2024-04-16 05:33:22

remember not to murder.
if you kill them, your enemy has escaped you and you are left tortured and with all of the karmic weight.
instead make them compromise their values. trick them into betraying themselves and dirty them in the eyes of their god.
take souls, not lives

2024-04-13 17:33:10

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@npub1236…fml4 pedos are the hottest partners for a multitude of reasons, tho i don't want to abuse children lol
can't say it has never crossed my mind tho

2024-04-13 17:15:32

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@npub16lw…epj6 hello and welcome

2024-04-12 21:57:15

industrial machinery demanded bodies to run them. bodies that would become a smaller part in the product of labor, the whole value kept to the owner of the machine
breaking the machine is decried as savagery and anti-intellectual, when in fact it is a strike against our capture. the machine made break or it may subsume the flesh

2024-04-12 21:53:35

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@npub1r2y…77vh the luddites were based, liberal toolbox

2024-04-12 21:38:41

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@npub1v4z…rcpr 100mg horngridol, 3mg estradiol mixed with catnip, six PEDOMAXX supplement pills per day (the pedomaxx is a placebo, everyone is secretly already a pedo)

2024-04-12 21:33:26

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@npub1r2a…mhkx cute :3

2024-04-12 19:40:53

random regret: an eight year old told me they wished they could go bare. i basically said "good luck" instead of offering to be comfortable around their nakedness 😞

2024-04-12 16:15:04

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@npub1r2a…mhkx when i say decriminalize cp i'm very intentionally being nonspecific

2024-04-12 09:35:23

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@npub1ugt…ycv7 sexless nude Renaissance paintings of cherubs maybe, but i said *erotic* nudes that i would hang tastefully.
i suppose i'll have to hang some artful nudes erotically, instead :3

2024-04-12 09:04:30

children have sexuality
people of every age deserve dignity
demand respect for everyone no matter how young
honor consent always; no one ages out of the right to refuse. no one is to have their wishes matter

2024-04-12 08:54:23

one day, i'll have erotic nudes of toddlers tastefully displayed in the foyer of my house. for today, i accept loli as an acceptable simulation for what kind of artistic expression i find most appropriate. we need to have many loud, passionate defenders of child liberty and artistry before we can make a proudly open world of the real thing

2024-04-12 02:43:23

this one is a classic from mindless reactions to ascendingpleiades. antis sound like they hate young people. apparently being a minor is *wrong* lol. if you're underage? you're going to jail! XD
https://cannibal.cafe/media/794bb42263526407bedf09162e9689b75d1df884d1116ba3fb581b091c0f9a7e.jpg

2024-04-11 20:44:58

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@npub1sf8…79z0 any child can be a little girl on alice day if they want to be uwu

2024-04-11 18:54:39

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@npub1xl9…ymma joy shall rain

2024-04-11 18:16:20

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@npub1ve3…d64a plus, i wanted to give advance warning in case some people aren't prepared to take nude photos of girls on the 25th :3

2024-04-11 18:15:11

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@npub1ve3…d64a it's on the 25th. i'm just noticing discourse about it 😂

2024-04-11 17:53:25

celebrate alice day in the most traditional way: by taking nude photos of little girls

2024-04-11 17:08:28

a bunch of cutie buttons post spiral hearts and say "have a happy alice day :3" on april 25. it's a nice day, and we can feel a little better about ourselves for a moment.
normies just don't know how to ever relax and have fun i guess, judging from the absurd things they say about alice day

2024-04-11 00:15:40

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@npub105j…ktuf oh, i have been in mortal peril for years lol

2024-04-10 21:10:20

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@npub1804…5ykv yes, but people always seem to want to pretend they're suddenly not comrades but instead criminal court defense attorneys when stuff like this comes up :/

2024-04-10 18:35:09

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i fucking HATE it here

2024-04-10 18:34:28

i do play more video games than i find ideal, yet they do not make my ptsd worse. if anything, i get some relief from dissociating symptoms. they're a cope...
i hate showing weakness around insectile beings who respond by characterizing my copes as the cause of my problems. i'm super fucked up by ongoing traumatic circumstances, not by playing video games, jfc

2024-04-10 16:14:10

need to see more respectful lovers and fewer rapists of every age, no matter what my kink cope feelings may tell me

2024-04-10 09:10:19

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don't venerate personalities as 'based', cultivate an ethos. stand for something. believe in an ideal and aspire to make the world better. care, personally.
it's actually the hack to becoming 'cool'; when tempests rage and betrayals show their other faces, you can remain strong when you hold your own ground

2024-04-10 09:01:59

creating places of safety and respect is radical
being responsible to each other and cooperating as community because the normies will not do so for us, that's radical
abuse apologia and celebrating sexual violations (even/especially against your so-called 'enemies') is *not* radical.
that's as typical and expected from institutional authoritarianism as any other normie shit. it's played. it fucking sucks, and is anti-community. you need *trust* to work together to build anything.
aspire to community if you want a fucking revolution

2024-04-09 16:33:20

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@npub14u7…l05l good mornyan :3

2024-04-09 16:28:53

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@npub14cj…pjq8 kids love kids tho 😊

2024-04-09 16:26:49

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@npub1j44…tmfy
eight year old doms are real 😳

2024-04-08 17:56:00

fuck "pride was a protest". FUCK giving up the fight, ever! what, pride *was* a protest but now it's a safe, consumable product brought to you by GE and Lockheed Martin and Wells Fargo?
PRIDE IS PROTEST
if it's owned, if it's purchased, if it's walled in and "safe" and more about buying shit than doing something to shake up the government and the complacent moral reactionaries, then it isn't a place for you to stand up and assert your pride. it's just your rainbow-themed cage
break out

2024-04-08 17:05:22

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@npub1236…fml4 old as the incident? i want to date the baltimore bridge collapse then 😏

2024-04-08 17:00:07

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@npub1y9k…k4gd they/them are among the pronouns i use for myself

2024-04-08 15:43:02

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@npub1hw7…3w5a 💢!!!

2024-04-08 15:33:47

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@npub1rx4…djag nonsense. give Comic LO readers Kindergartners and i estimate you'll hear approximately zero complaints from them. they're probably more worried about avoiding scrutiny by moral watchdogs (moral watchdogs *very* much affect Japanese art, culture, and law)

2024-04-08 07:03:37

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@npub1fpy…nzv9 no i completely understand why you want to prioritize security T-T
i am under some kind of cloud when it comes to my communication channels

2024-04-08 06:51:50

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@npub1fpy…nzv9 D8
i!... never figured out how to get back onto matrix!
T-T

2024-04-08 05:32:17

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@npub1s65…agxf i want to groom apple bloom o_o

2024-04-08 05:29:01

i'm literally fuckybrained and choose my words based on my intended meaning. i'm not trying to sound smart, i'm mad as a fuckin hatter
if i pontificate or gesticulate, reintigrate the situation, gratitude become you wholely of my spirit token, she is the last one to breathe once the rhyme is spoken

2024-04-08 03:14:11

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@npub1sf8…79z0 :hug: yeyyy warmness!...
i just started shivering. i wasn't shivering but now that i'm getting warmer i'm starting to shiver. i think i get low grade hypothermia pretty often, i experience this all the time when the weather is cold

2024-04-08 02:31:34

i dreaded the return of the person who keeps it cold. i hate being cold. while they were gone we kept it just over sixty, just enough to avoid dread chills but I don't demand more. our worst problem was remembering to turn the heat down at night when we would all be under covers anyway.
now it's back to this slow, daily torture. it really hurts, my body is aching really bad, it feels like a punch to the gut. the frost is thawing in my center and the pain is easing. but why is this every day here? why is life like this? why am i so cold?

2024-04-08 02:21:40

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electric blanket, space heater, a very long scalding hot shower, and turning the houses heating back on is slowly curing my chill sickness... the heat was turned OFF and it snowed today, the absolute shenanigans
i am growing displeased by living here

2024-04-08 02:18:38

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@npub18mp…ewps oh this is awkward uwu

2024-04-08 01:51:34

ow. oh that must be what this is. i get horrendous pain when i'm chilled badly enough. time for hot shower to save me ^w^

2024-04-07 14:51:16

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@npub1qxx…u6la good meowning to you :3

2024-04-06 22:38:47

i'm so fucking cold. my hands often hurt, and the way i have to stop and shiver and hide in my sweater reminds me of jail. i was told i was allowed to turn up the heat so i do, to just over 60° f but then it just gets turned right back down to 55°
it's torturously cold. was does it have to be cold like jail? i'm not making it balmy hot i just don't want to be chilled and shivering and achy. i'm so fucking frustrated

2024-04-06 17:05:06

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@npub1dwn…5jxg have you ever seen RIN: daughters of the mnemosyne? you should :3