btcidiot
bitcoin idiot ⚡️

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬜️ 9/10 idiot level
product designer • node runner • #bitcoin only

Public Key

npub15pe0xgzrk979s33vjhduntql20y8ja35w7x9pah7mam4sk6scftsthhjh2

NIP-05 Address

btcidiot@nostrplebs.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs2quhnyppmzlzcgckftk7f4s048jrewc680rzs7mld7a6ctdgvy4cpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qyw8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctvdcmanl

Publishing to

nostr-pub.wellorder.net

nostr.bitcoiner.social

relay.nostr.ch

Author Public Key

npub15pe0xgzrk979s33vjhduntql20y8ja35w7x9pah7mam4sk6scftsthhjh2

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Last Notes

2023-12-27 13:54:51

@npub15dq…lm5m I appreciate your hustle, but you ain’t getting my coins.

2023-12-23 22:30:59

Imagine being diversified and knowing about #Bitcoin lol

2023-12-21 06:10:25

Looks like Elon forgot to pay the electricity bill this month

2023-08-30 14:25:52

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We are all soon to be from Argentina

2023-08-30 14:22:10

I thought of an inflation joke the other day. It's not as funny today.

2023-08-22 22:11:23

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Breaking all models since 2009

2023-08-22 22:06:53

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Hell yeah!

2023-08-22 21:48:03

Hear me out, pretty sure Satoshi was on that plane because TMFINR https://cdn.nostr.build/i/817286247ea5b966f0a97b8c35557f2c07a80ff423be9f3b163ba4259689c3cd.jpg

2023-08-22 14:32:30

Just discovered my first on-chain transaction 6 years ago reached over 300k confirmations 😳 How about yours?

2023-08-21 20:52:04

Due to inflation, parents in California are firing their nannies and learning their children's names 😳

2023-08-21 15:02:25

Gm, what we crashin’ today?
Shitcoin-casino Binance anyone?

2023-08-21 10:29:46

#Bitcoin is unreal estate
#Nostr is anti-social media

2023-08-21 09:37:14

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https://fivebooks.com/app/uploads/books/BC_1780225644-314x483.jpg

2023-08-20 20:01:49

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Which one is the final one?

2023-08-20 19:49:52

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Elon is a larp, he’s just trying to make a buck by monetizing user’s eyeball time.

2023-08-20 19:41:09

The concept of middle class is a scam. Some work to live, others deploy their capital to live. And there’s the parasitic class that steals from both of those to live (the government).

2023-08-20 15:12:11

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Very often that the pollution of the state finds its way into the ocean.

2023-08-20 15:09:26

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That’s what “other stuff” in the name is for 🎶

2023-08-20 14:01:26

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Couldn’t handle all the sudden fame 😬

2023-08-20 13:43:07

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Luckily, oxygen runs out very quickly in the later stages of a Ponzi.

2023-08-20 13:30:16

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Goodness gracious for this brilliant disobedience 💜 Hahaha I’m in awe 😲

2023-08-20 13:18:55

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Yes, has it been removed from here?

2023-08-20 13:04:10

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In normielandia for way too long! So much I can’t figure out how to zap you⚡️

2023-08-19 19:39:10

“History shows it is not possible to insulate yourself from the consequences of others holding money that is harder than yours.”
- my favorite one from @npub1gdu…6nak

2023-08-11 21:06:01

What do you think they say to each other? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/866443dec285d0dd08b350455e00692fe61a8e7e36b81ef61a3c5e6d8a13705d.jpg

2023-08-11 20:33:32

A permit is what you get when the government takes away your rights and sells them back to you.
Be ungovernable. #Bitcoin

2023-06-15 08:10:20

Gm, hodl or eat ze bugs 🐛

2023-06-13 11:29:40

iOS = the Karen of operating systems https://i.imgflip.com/3e4z29.jpg

2023-06-13 11:14:53

Apple to allow sideloading in the EU. Just sayin…

2023-04-28 17:09:00

Always good to remember: nacho cheese, nacho keys https://post.greatist.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/09/RT9-732x549.png

2023-04-17 19:30:13

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Yes there is. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81rzq13J+xL.jpg

2023-03-28 11:14:29

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I have nothing against gradients on larger UI elements (buttons or FAB), it definitely looks cool. Heck, I even wear a gradient on my pfp 😂 But on smaller elements, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t pass basic contrast accessibility req (especially in dark mode). I think the previous monochrome variants worked better.

2023-03-28 10:59:25

Dear #[0], color gradients on 16x16 icons and badges (verified checkmark) is a crime against accessibility😭

2023-03-25 08:24:59

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The skull is rising 💀

2023-03-25 07:59:59

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Imagine turning 94 in El Salvador
https://media.tenor.com/jNyGkenpricAAAAM/omg-looking.gif

2023-03-24 22:50:47

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That’s only half of the answer tho. The other is…

2023-03-24 22:47:12

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Imagine brainwashing an entire society into thinking prohibition keeps everyone “safe”

2023-03-24 22:41:49

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Holy shit, just got it 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

2023-03-24 22:35:31

This “zap” thingy is getting way out of hands #[0]
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_81ccc2992c3c3c2a7729c99c6c9d529e6edf2498f809ce7f6494f1b354051cae.png

2023-03-20 00:42:47

I bet Nostr reaches 1B users within the next 90 days.

2023-03-10 21:31:56

Today Silicon Valley is going broke and Nostr couldn’t care less. https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_318131579d3994e44f4f030db839deb3307c5833c4fa99044170f397a0c0f95c.jpeg

2023-03-01 07:11:23

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Mine is 18 months, there are no tips. Get sleep whenever you can, one never knows what tomorrow is made of. It’s a survival game, good luck to you 🫡

2023-03-01 07:04:16

Scrolling Nostr after 5 days afk https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_1ce23e512b449042a490b51603f7b13f973ddddfa5aa0016d3dfdcc074b80bc9.gif

2023-03-01 07:00:00

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That time has come I guess 😂

2023-03-01 06:06:48

OnlyFans but with zaps is only a matter of time 🍑⚡️

2023-03-01 05:59:05

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Zapping this into reality⚡️

2023-03-01 05:49:51

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Satoshi will have to print more than 21M BTC

2023-02-26 16:03:14

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Where are all the porndinals??
https://media.tenor.com/QnGPkjkSvf0AAAAd/phonk-trollge-meme-violet-phonk-trollge-meme-purple.gif

2023-02-25 17:58:34

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Been busy lately, and can’t find the time to open Damus for more than 5 minutes at the time. I miss it, but the biggest barrier to engaging back is the way notes are displayed in the timeline. As you scroll, you can’t figure out what the conversations are about. You need to tap every post to understand the context. It would be nice if replies would be displayed with the original post above to reduce the cognitive load. Cc #[2]

2023-02-23 15:19:41

🟩 > 🔵

2023-02-22 15:02:20

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deez nuts

2023-02-16 15:32:19

How long before the “un-merge”?

2023-02-13 01:17:04

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Imagine purchasing Lehman Brothers early 2008 for $44B 😂

2023-02-11 22:37:39

Every zap is a taxable event lol

2023-02-11 18:14:34

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Agreed. There are countless stories of early bitcoin users fucking up their private keys. I can imagine similar stories happening with Nostr: people loosing critical information or invaluable memories stored in DMs, accounts take overs with devastating real-life consequences etc…

2023-02-11 16:54:38

Still remember when #[0] advised not to get too attached to our Nostr private keys. For all the fun I had, I’m kind of attached to them now.

2023-02-11 03:50:13

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Opening TestFlight rn

2023-02-11 03:48:41

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Been offline for 3 days, I feel like I missed the zap train… what is it?

2023-02-11 03:44:00

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🙏

2023-02-11 03:42:58

When your thoughtfully crafted note gets 0 likes
https://media.tenor.com/fiJ7eGeqPGwAAAAC/dusty-slay.gif

2023-02-08 05:33:39

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Bro was .btc, of course 🤦‍♂️

2023-02-08 05:25:38

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Now try gluten-free vegan please.

2023-02-08 05:23:01

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Beautiful I must say 👌

2023-02-08 05:20:08

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Until the next guy comes up with ++ 😭

2023-02-08 05:15:45

If there is an issuer, scarcity cannot be guaranteed. Inscriptions may be unique, but not scarce.

2023-02-08 03:07:52

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I need to try, which ones would you recommend?

2023-02-08 03:05:47

Regardless if Nostr succeeds or not, you can’t kill the idea anymore. We won.

2023-02-07 03:39:37

Nostr is better at forging social bonds because sats are scarcer than likes.

2023-02-07 03:28:15

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Bang bang congrats 🔥

2023-02-07 03:26:18

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https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_5d3b0b535854161cbafd40d79d068ea971b7d52b00b3307b29cae417946afc60.gif

2023-02-06 07:20:35

Nostr protocol, on money transmitter licenses.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_9144c0aace24378bff35962847d41a8ec213543784f8a463a5edafabe5ea494f.gif

2023-02-06 03:16:24

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Keep up publications you mad nostriches 🤙💜

2023-02-05 19:27:55

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After decentralization and security (we achieved those already), comes privacy and fungibility

2023-02-05 19:10:11

2017: Blocksize war
2023: Ordinals war
Which side of history are you choosing?

2023-02-05 19:04:43

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I have faith in Bitcoiners to get their shit together.

2023-02-05 18:59:51

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Yep, that’s the garbage that gets piled up in our full nodes, slowly but surely raising the bar for decentralization

2023-02-05 18:54:55

Story I’ll tell to my grand-children:
“And just like this, instead of democratizing property rights to 8B humans in the world, we blew it with monkey jpegs”
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_9e02a0702e0ef926032e5bc67d11acecef2cdda35597795741b801b0174cdbb3.jpeg

2023-02-05 08:26:02

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Token without the URL (sorry still figuring this out):
eyJwcm9vZnMiOlt7ImlkIjoiSTJ5TitpUllma3pUIiwiYW1vdW50IjozMiwiQyI6IjAyZmU0YTBiNDM3MTM5MzRlMzQxZWE1ZWU4MTY1MDMyNTlhOWFkZmM2ZjBlYWYyOTA2NzExMTc2YmU3MWNkYmRlZSIsInNlY3JldCI6ImQzTlhuck9yVEp0Q1h4Rm43UnNiOE9jTG1SeFF0am1TL2h2dFRCa1JoS0k9In1dLCJtaW50cyI6W3sidXJsIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly84MzMzLnNwYWNlOjMzMzgiLCJpZHMiOlsiTDN6eHhSQi9JOHVFIiwiSTJ5TitpUllma3pUIl19XX0=

2023-02-05 08:24:05

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Passing it along 👇
https://legend.lnbits.com/cashu/wallet&recv_token=eyJwcm9vZnMiOlt7ImlkIjoiSTJ5TitpUllma3pUIiwiYW1vdW50IjozMiwiQyI6IjAyZmU0YTBiNDM3MTM5MzRlMzQxZWE1ZWU4MTY1MDMyNTlhOWFkZmM2ZjBlYWYyOTA2NzExMTc2YmU3MWNkYmRlZSIsInNlY3JldCI6ImQzTlhuck9yVEp0Q1h4Rm43UnNiOE9jTG1SeFF0am1TL2h2dFRCa1JoS0k9In1dLCJtaW50cyI6W3sidXJsIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly84MzMzLnNwYWNlOjMzMzgiLCJpZHMiOlsiTDN6eHhSQi9JOHVFIiwiSTJ5TitpUllma3pUIl19XX0=

2023-02-05 08:20:07

People complaining about jpegs spamming Bitcoin clearly haven’t seen the jpegs spamming Nostr 🍆

2023-02-05 04:17:09

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Easy! Anything but SF 😂

2023-02-05 04:13:55

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7 hours away from Nostr is like 7 years away from society.

2023-02-05 02:53:27

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Congrats! 1 follower on Nostr = 1000 followers on Twitter

2023-02-05 01:20:03

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Loool

2023-02-04 21:56:06

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PV 🫂

2023-02-04 21:42:09

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Hahah most of those happen when sitting on the 🚽 🤣

2023-02-04 21:37:31

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Second feature in a row on #[0], seriously considering a Nostr influencer career 🤙😂 #[1]

2023-02-04 19:26:55

The flippening wont’t be about BTC/ETH but TWTR/NSTR

2023-02-04 19:00:22

That’s what joining Nostr in February 2023 must feel like https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LoathsomePartialIrukandjijellyfish-max-1mb.gif

2023-02-04 18:50:12

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Just went back to Damus in TestFlight because I know 146.000 people can’t 😎
#[0]

2023-02-04 18:47:56

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🤣😂

2023-02-04 18:46:32

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Global feed doesn’t make sense at a certain point, when the flow of data exceeds your reading capabilities.

2023-02-04 18:44:39

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Yeah it’s the search icon in the nav bar

2023-02-04 18:43:42

If I make an inscription of the US Constitution and it ends up outliving the paper version, does this mean I get to own it?

2023-02-04 16:47:20

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No backsies here. Just pv 🤙

2023-02-04 16:26:06

Seen on the bird app:
https://twitter.com/umbrel/status/1621890929043857410?s=46&t=KWBlbeKp8z17FnaZy9kb9A
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/12/aVOSkIC.gif

2023-02-04 00:10:36

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Lifestyle section 😎

2023-02-04 00:01:53

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Got my note featured in the #[0] 🤙😂
#[1]

2023-02-03 05:36:38

Reading Nostr https://media.tenor.com/On7kvXhzml4AAAAj/loading-gif.gif

2023-02-02 18:16:16

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No but they could make an app to allow anyone to run their private relay in one click. This would allow you to back your own notes, create private communities and not have to rely on third party relays.