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https://geofront.rocks/users/BronzeAgeHogCranker

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Public Key

npub15m82j49p65a87mlj2h8qt9ch03ynfkljsflv4c464ettp7cjz47q6dx9f5

NIP-05 Address

bronzeagehogcranker_at_geofront.rocks@momostr.pink

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2024-08-30 11:31:52

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Hmm ok yeah I'd want to be able to interact with guys here and it looks like other fedi instances (good ones, not the crybaby queers) are blocking the relay too

2024-08-30 11:21:18

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What are your thoughts on Nostr in general? I gotta choose a respawn point soon and I was considering it

2024-08-24 21:37:43

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you just undid some boomer's legacy, are you proud of yourself??

2024-08-18 21:08:32

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I genuinely cannot tell if he's serious or if this is top notch parody

2024-08-18 21:07:55

Trumpsisters, what level of multidimensional chess are we on with this one?
https://geofront.rocks/media/620cd8159e0529225802edecbb4a29d4551140113ba2de12bcc8be7d28341e5b.jpg

2024-08-18 03:34:57

Hey do you have time to jump on a quick call

2024-08-18 01:50:53

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Imagine penetrating that thing

2024-07-27 13:11:04

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It's God telling you to back up your shit offline -today-

2024-07-18 11:31:12

Real Sodom & Gomorrah hours
https://geofront.rocks/media/5f29fb905bc108ab95b3aa1cc2841c34812dc97c6de55c9f1477bdec691783f1.png

2024-07-13 05:07:49

Guys used to post big titty anime women all the time on here. You don't see that any more. Refinement culture. Not Lindy.
https://geofront.rocks/media/8f29ae3da3a2255d7afd27ccbe054b6932b22e2a6a27b41e4865a17b2d4f932c.png

2024-07-10 03:18:24

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2024-07-10 03:03:59

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2024-07-10 02:39:47

I tell e-begging troons to hit the oil rig, and my goon cave is 100% pirated pornography and hentai ($0 for ZOG)
https://geofront.rocks/media/7191ac6f9395f41c7b8a1ff3d2570eb2895027e361676bad97d4b3dbd9fe49e7.jpg
#note1wru…afxx

2024-07-09 23:26:20

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2024-07-09 22:49:29

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justwerks on my machine :AsukaSmug:

2024-07-09 21:42:11

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Talk about Riding with Biden! #ThankYouJoe #StopTrump #Finance #Rape

2024-07-08 04:04:28

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That's so weird how this keeps happening

2024-07-07 01:11:35

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mugichads is this true??

2024-07-06 22:58:46

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All art is inherently political

2024-07-06 14:25:53

Launching a new SaaS called Ligma so that every time someone makes a "ligma balls" joke we gain brand power (and every time our customers say our name they are forced to think of testicles)

2024-07-05 14:19:08

What did you do today

2024-07-04 05:25:55

Obscure programming knowledge niggas be like "I know what a nullish coalescing operator is"

2024-07-03 16:50:31

I simply do not think there is a solution
https://geofront.rocks/media/2d0908c387d84261f433bee7f1e2d9b340a33586aad9f4fa4864eeae2fe28854.jpg

2024-07-03 16:42:56

Six months ago I predicted anime girl piss would be the big new "in" thing

2024-07-03 03:36:06

Bring back child labor in small amounts
An entire elementary school could pick a field of cotton in 1-2 days

2024-07-03 01:30:54

I have the uneasy feeling that I'm about to shit my pants

2024-07-02 23:27:59

glorious Adolf Hitler these clowns are posting vtubers underneath your visage

2024-07-02 12:40:07

happy birthday mugichads 🥂

2024-07-02 11:43:59

"...you hit like a girl, Anon"
https://geofront.rocks/media/8ca8f2f7fa2c810d79e20a3cfbdacdee141b642a562c7d841d2c37f806bee381.jpg

2024-07-02 00:36:17

Feeling especially goyish tonight for some reason

2024-07-01 20:46:30

https://geofront.rocks/media/3e8e1da79ba86c1ae0dfe308bcf090d7fe694aa0a4fe521febe4f09668269725.jpg

2024-07-01 13:39:02

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>redhead girls

2024-07-01 11:54:25

The Year When My Husband Started to Act Like a Tsundere Teenage Girl to Get My Attention, by Anonymous
some of you all give off this vibe
https://default.blog/p/the-year-when-my-husband-started

2024-06-29 20:41:30

Gacha game but the prize isn't jpegs of anime girls in lewd clothing it's pictures of regular ass women in normal clothes looking at you like they genuinely give a shit about whatever you're talking about

2024-06-29 20:31:04

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You couldn't ask for better enemies

2024-06-29 17:30:48

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If a woman is talking, there's a problem

2024-06-29 14:24:07

Clogged the shitter

2024-06-29 06:51:11

Man there's some real weirdos on tonight

2024-06-29 03:01:36

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2024-06-28 15:20:40

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Very fine people

2024-06-28 04:49:24

here's my hunch:
1. a short while before the election they pull biden due to old man reasons
2. kamala harris is instated
3. "whoops hehe we're suspending the election during this unprecedented attack on Our Democracy"

2024-06-28 01:24:56

Making a gf out of sticks and twigs and soil and clay

2024-06-27 13:34:40

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Docker is not meant to burden you, the level 100 tech autist
Docker is meant to protect you from the 99 pajeet "coders" your company hired from flooding your servers in a spaghetti time bomb

2024-06-27 09:35:42

In the summer following the 8th grade I had an epiphany, that I could just download a new persona. The first thing I did was become a wigger

2024-06-27 03:47:38

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She's probably got some serious fucked up mental illness or personality

2024-06-26 22:41:02

Imagine demanding ALL boys get circumcized because the talmud told you to be afraid of a little cheese. Lmao

2024-06-26 02:32:32

Fellas?
#note1256…cj67

2024-06-26 02:29:09

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Really tells you where their priorities are

2024-06-26 02:19:40

:glow_in_the_dark:
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2024-06-25 22:16:46

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2024-06-25 19:42:23

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if it's superchat then it's not free, innit?

2024-06-25 10:07:42

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I don't respect people for making things harder on themselves with no practical benefit
Same thing applies to driving stick (in the US). Wow you can work a stick shift while you drive. I can work a different stick while I drive too, jackass. Enjoy your burnt out clutch

2024-06-25 03:38:12

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2024-06-25 02:36:54

Obese, wheezing, pallid skin: at least I'm a real A10

2024-06-24 22:34:59

They can make a machine that cranks your hog technically better than anything you could do by hand but they will never make a machine that cranks it with dignity

2024-06-24 22:30:24

I'm starting to suspect you guys don't even like huge anime titties, you're just putting on airs

2024-06-24 02:32:12

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2024-06-23 17:14:15

the timeline last night @npub1zut…yy2h
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2024-06-23 02:03:37

Juice that makes you question the holocaust super hard

2024-06-22 22:27:27

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I read somewhere that you're better off legally if you file everything correctly and then don't pay. Like all they can do is beg you to pay or try to garnish your wages

2024-06-22 21:46:44

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I should join

2024-06-22 21:00:32

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from what I found those games should run well enough on medium settings

2024-06-22 17:52:21

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Its older but it will handle things at 720-1080p resolutions well enough
More importantly how much is he asking

2024-06-21 11:47:28

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2024-06-20 15:06:32

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My employer paid me for the full hour I spent working on this instead of oiling the cogs of the globohomo machine

2024-06-20 15:04:44

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#note1x5f…mmnu

2024-06-20 02:55:50

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#note1vdg…0sxg

2024-06-19 12:00:33

What if you wanted to crank your hog at Buc-ees
But the Buc-ees shift manager ($125k/yr) said
NO BIG RIGS

2024-06-19 03:48:34

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Fastest way to get kicked out of the goon cave

2024-06-19 03:46:14

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https://geofront.rocks/media/592a3fc2bf950871972a572d768e23c1165610adb5037325cf95fdff55fba0e9.jpg

2024-06-19 02:45:22

"the military would never fire on its own citizens, those corn fed boys are our brot-"
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2024-06-18 22:38:14

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you're not supposed to stay on the oil rig for 20 years jackass

2024-06-18 13:42:04

Putting a firecracker in my urethra in solidarity with @npub14rc…0965

2024-06-18 13:08:48

https://nitter.poast.org/Delicious_Tacos/status/1802776449658863715
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2024-06-18 00:39:55

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I just wanted to share racist memes and pictures of fat chicks with my friend, now he thinks I'm a terminally online fag
Thanks guys really cool thing you did here
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2024-06-17 00:37:48

This is a really shitty time to find out that I'm allergic to peanuts (both in the immediate sense and the general stage of life I'm in)

2024-06-16 19:33:20

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2024-06-16 18:51:36

New guy at work, literally the first thing he mentions in his introduction is that his son came out as gay recently
So I guess we shouldn't be trusting him with anything critical seeing as how he already failed the "do not molest/allow to be molested your own kids" test

2024-06-16 18:44:56

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POV you're just dealing with a lot of shit right now
https://geofront.rocks/media/fa412be6806131b4430aceea105806f6bbd9515fcc895ee4713c7df237fd8b1a.jpg

2024-06-16 14:09:31

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Seems like something someone could cobble together as a browser extension or a bookmarklet

2024-06-16 02:12:55

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2024-06-15 18:28:25

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The humidity must be awful

2024-06-15 15:10:50

>blow up the toilet this morning
>get phone call
>hello sar I am from Microsoft Azure we would like to extend an offer to install a data center edge node in your water closet

2024-06-15 15:00:37

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Do you think perhaps you are taking a technical limitation and interpreting that a personal affront
I have a friend with a mother-in-law that they're no longer on speaking terms with because she thought her daughter, in an attempt to be mean to her, called Netflix and asked them to make the Netflix app on her TV run shitty
Doesn't that sound crazy

2024-06-14 21:45:37

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2024-06-14 12:08:03

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Pajeets are not just comically incompetent, they are an active liability
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/former-employee-hack-ncs-delete-virtual-servers-quality-testing-4402141

2024-06-14 10:30:12

Video games should make your player character pay in-game taxes like real life. There's no reason a level 40 elf mage needs to be sloshing around with 1835872263 gold in his pocket

2024-06-14 03:18:05

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Hog Cranker Laboratories is imagineering solutions to the obese latina menace
https://geofront.rocks/media/8d5d68efd6ac9451545e6ac754b2ad852e798ba0ddc97c176826c6adabf08349.jpg

2024-06-14 03:12:25

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would

2024-06-14 00:06:18

I'm going to generate pictures of Astolfo but with breasts and more importantly diagrams showing that she possesses a working uterus and vulva and XX chromosomes

2024-06-13 16:23:59

All these fedi libturds blocking scrapers
Guess whose posts are left to fuel the AI revolution
Mine

2024-06-13 12:16:21

Disgruntled pajeet deletes $678k of data after being fired
Reminder that pajeets are not comically incompetent, they are an active liability
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/former-employee-hack-ncs-delete-virtual-servers-quality-testing-4402141

2024-06-13 11:25:48

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Perhaps
I fear this will act as a sort of Great Filter for most of humanity
Billions must die
https://geofront.rocks/media/ebcdce835f9c0b392068c9be4cfcc104e3f581d7071cdef9fc5d2e4aeb6ef7fe.mp4

2024-06-13 00:50:00

Update: I've discovered some tags on gelbooru that when combined will produce some absolutely ball-draining hypergoon material. This is a serious cognitohazard. A little devil on my shoulder is telling me to turn this in to a Patreon cash firehose, and another little devil is telling me to take this trade secret to the grave. I want you all to find wives and I fear that gooncore of this concentration will eliminate what little (re)productive drive that you have left
#note1uka…u63w

2024-06-12 22:42:26

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Alright chief I'm gonna need some help on this one

2024-06-12 08:02:43

It's weird that FtMs fuck up their arms/legs to get skin for their frankendongs when they could just use the boob meat they were cutting off and throwing away anyway

2024-06-12 01:28:30

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2024-06-11 14:02:11

I noticed they got really quiet about bird flu once they realized that only birds and gay men were contracting it

2024-06-11 02:44:15

DAE?
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2024-06-09 17:25:19

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He learned his lesson