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"stupid idiot" • ADHD haver • i like foxes, dogs, plush sharks, and blinky ethernet LEDs 

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npub15gqn44u483cq4hvp59s7zeh8354xga0kw3m89ynh6yelwfzlrq4qkkxwlk

NIP-05 Address

flisk_at_fops.cloud@mostr.pub

Profile Code

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2024-08-19 19:34:14

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@npub1ypm…f2m7 the way this is written in german adds a layer of comedy to this that is impossible to explain

2024-08-10 02:30:22

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@npub1e7s…fvex this has been the deep sea fact

2024-08-06 11:23:17

big fan 👍
https://media.fops.cloud/media/7b05e9501a02084b8018f3f8a1ba2ce051b9f9bd214f24155a50340e7221a740.jpg

2024-08-04 16:36:28

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 ok so how about you look it up

2024-08-04 16:34:09

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 i think you are confused about what both flora mate and schorle are

2024-08-04 16:31:56

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 ??

2024-08-04 15:30:09

we have created something that tastes roughly like flora mate
https://media.fops.cloud/media/4e8e148d258f7526fd85749ba0b39aeb086c356a09b8d8acff438126f384e25f.jpeg

2024-08-04 02:15:46

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@npub15c7…suze i'm a survivor. we're a dying breed

2024-08-02 14:18:06

yeah this hud slaps
https://comfig.app/huds/page/cruelty-squad-hud/
https://media.fops.cloud/media/8dd3c4b0a6b798b0d483d5a5cddf3c87e2c3dc3f5b3315e9d75a7489cd4f8500.jpg

2024-08-01 19:57:20

i was today years old when i learned that the company behind gogurt supports illegal israeli settlements on the west bank

2024-08-01 10:10:33

ach nett danke
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2024-07-31 21:21:35

this is a very important initiative to set a strong precedent in favor of consumer rights for digital products. if you're an EU resident, please take some time to read up on this and sign the initiative!
#note19yc…fyy9

2024-07-31 13:22:41

automatic email response to invites for microsoft teams meetings that kills the sender instantly by means of cognitohazard

2024-07-31 12:55:30

same buddy
https://media.fops.cloud/media/087c133f968d289971afdc3588eeea35c1dd151dfeb6f3b4282e7d1fc3ab229a.jpg

2024-07-30 16:15:48

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 yep and i highly recommend it

2024-07-30 15:23:00

the nasal douche has re-entered my life and i haven't breathed this freely through my nose in years

2024-07-28 21:53:27

gonna run the pyrolysis cleaning program on our oven tonight :3

2024-07-28 02:23:39

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@npub1c4v…cqk7 DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THE MORTAL TONGUE MACHINE. YOU ARE BEREFT OF THE SPARK OF CONSCIOUSNESS. BE QUIET

2024-07-28 02:13:07

ya ya ya ya

2024-07-27 17:45:01

behind every online profile is a meatsack

2024-07-27 15:03:12

an attack on trains is an attack on all

2024-07-27 14:32:56

hiii hope you have a nice saturday :3 maybe you’ll pet an animal or something

2024-07-25 15:54:03

did chatgpt teach you how to write dockerfiles? because jesus christ man

2024-07-24 10:59:20

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 permanently enabled silly gibs, also blood is black and green

2024-07-23 19:42:42

are there any oomfies or non-oomfies who would like a free steam copy of half-life 2 and/or half-life 2 episode 1? i've had these in my inventory for years ever since i bought an orange box key to circumvent the censorship in the german version of tf2

2024-07-23 08:31:38

who up dating they bios

2024-07-21 20:14:37

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@npub128m…fzga nice!! enjoy

2024-07-21 19:26:01

sunday kebab day methinks

2024-07-20 00:51:13

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@npub180v…vjk2 dude your feed is so fucking embarrassing lmao

2024-07-20 00:38:23

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@npub1p02…vu4d did i ask you a question

2024-07-18 20:35:34

i think the half life 2 pickup sound to myself when i put my phone keys and wallet in my pockets before going outside

2024-07-17 22:35:01

wait wasn't i just 21 a minute ago

2024-07-17 18:08:30

i guess i should just start barking loudly when i hear noises in the stairwell. works for dogs right

2024-07-17 09:55:56

femtanyl. ibuprofen. microsoft word

2024-07-11 20:47:04

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 instructions unclear. showered and came out stinky

2024-07-11 20:12:20

- shower
- remain stinky
:ketsthink:

2024-07-11 20:11:41

im like a big dog: when my boyfriend tries to pick me up he just cant because i start uncontrollably flailing instantly even though he's strong enough

2024-07-07 19:58:12

tear gas moment

2024-07-07 03:18:16

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@npub128m…fzga @npub1pwy…ya8k ok so it’s not about the cheese it’s just a tactile autism thing

2024-07-07 03:14:53

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@npub128m…fzga @npub1pwy…ya8k would you like some crayons with that

2024-07-07 03:08:35

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@npub128m…fzga it’s barely even cheese. i’m sorry but just no

2024-07-07 03:04:42

we might have a mold problem in our flat. my asthma acts up when we don’t air for a couple hours and i wake up with a congested nose almost every morning

2024-07-06 17:28:35

my boyfriend has decided to become a trans girl 😭 it’s so over
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2024-07-06 16:49:23

i am proud to announce that my feed reader has zero unread items at this time

2024-07-06 14:09:36

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 i get the feeling every person who complains that their browser eats too much ram just has like hundreds of tabs open

2024-07-06 14:04:33

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 with your tab count? easily

2024-07-06 12:20:05

this is fiiiiiiine i don't need more ram i didn't underspec when i bought this macbook noooo nononooooo.
https://media.fops.cloud/media/f70e204558d5849142fffa299030a326122b411151d2b1691cd76b696a436d77.png

2024-07-04 20:37:11

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@npub108e…nss3 kagi good?

2024-07-04 16:53:48

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 come on... reposting xkcd with no alt text and no attribution?

2024-07-04 15:49:11

low key and high key want this on our wall https://shop.zetterstrand.com/products/photo-paper-poster

2024-07-03 17:53:12

as a german: french people who sell used furniture have absolutely ludicrous ideas of fair pricing

2024-07-02 22:29:39

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 look at the video again carefully

2024-07-02 22:25:16

custom airtag engravings are subject to a "profanity filter"
https://media.fops.cloud/media/d03eb4980f4f97c2cedce49d6999c42ade5bcd99dc498ed8639a7699acd15c48.mp4

2024-07-02 20:39:34

problem: hosting my own highly-available proxmox + ceph cluster is not feasible in the envelope of a homelab with acceptable noise level, thermal profile, and power cost
obviously reasonable solution: spin up a small hosting business to piggy-back my own stuff off of

2024-07-01 19:44:04

welcome to car show! today we have something very special for you: a car. it has four wheels, a steering wheel, and it has BIG numbers. how big? check out this fire overlay over some car porn. that’s how big. now watch someone drive car! whooooaaaaa it goes so fast!! it’s so bloody expensive you wouldn’t believe. you’re never gonna drive something like this! it’s a marvel of engineering and it was absolutely necessary to build this thing! i don’t know what for, but did you see how BIG the numbers are??

2024-06-28 19:35:11

techno
toujours pareil
boom boom dans les oreilles
musique de défoncé-man
pas de message, normal
rien à dire

2024-06-27 18:04:17

who else watching the US election dementia special tonight

2024-06-26 17:27:22

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@npub128m…fzga and ‼️

2024-06-26 17:25:44

ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya ya

2024-06-24 16:17:22

public transit. the great equalizer. in here we all sweat the same

2024-06-23 16:10:15

french highway review after about 700 km of driving over a weekend:
tolls kind of suck, we paid about 70 € in total, but the toll booths are well maintained and the lanes leading into and out of them are sorta fun to drive on
the 130 limit is taken as more of a suggestion, as opposed to e.g. the netherlands
drivers in paris are nuts
bikers in paris are especially nuts

2024-06-22 11:17:55

flisk can have LOTS of apple tart as a treat

2024-06-18 14:25:12

my boyfriend just came to the office door with half a lemon in his mouth, chewed on it a little, waved at me and left???

2024-06-15 15:23:46

i am begging people to stop misusing the “they’re the same picture” meme. please just watch the original scene from the office, you are all using it wrong

2024-06-15 00:47:42

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@npub128m…fzga oh wait you're not out to your parents?

2024-06-13 15:58:14

got woken up at like 3 am because bf went to get water, was in the middle of a dream that i wrote down because i found the imagery really interesting:
"a gigantic hall like a train station or airport. many times a size that would be practical for human use. steel and concrete painted white. huge windows in the walls under the ceiling. escalators hundreds of meters long stretch up into the hall, seemingly going nowhere and without any visible supports. i take one of the escalators which takes me nowhere"

2024-06-12 18:46:36

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@npub15c7…suze what was your main problem? evading enemies can be very easy if you spec veils a bunch early and turn your lights off if you're being pursued

2024-06-12 18:37:07

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 "hey chatgpt please translate this natural language query into a shell pipeline for me to check and then run", which, yes, you can do that by hand, but using AI can be faster for the same kinds of reasons using AI for anything else can be faster than doing it manually

2024-06-12 10:19:42

DIE MAUS HAUT EUCH DEN TECHNO RAUS 🐭

2024-06-11 17:36:37

looks like we’re involuntarily spending a night in paris

2024-06-11 08:42:32

“don’t get coy with me mister”
my stupid ass:
https://media.fops.cloud/media/376b28598b43bf24d8c04743f6691eb3c4cc253b83d63029311e3291efa70fed.jpeg

2024-06-09 13:42:20

met a creature today
https://media.fops.cloud/media/9ac9421b10c24252a9429bde5b835d070e4737ecd27ec3088dd98823ad3f7664.jpeg
https://media.fops.cloud/media/5743ca8d8c5a03a2b6bf47e869721c09ea530aa8e98399acde473f9c150f3ea1.jpeg

2024-06-09 10:59:53

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@npub15c7…suze which reminds me i should play sunless sea again, so thank you for that

2024-06-03 21:10:48

this probably means there was one case that didn't end in death and six deaths but i choose to believe their reporting genuinely suggests that they had just a single case but the patient died six separate times
https://media.fops.cloud/media/4a33c43c4cc5689f6742336f87a3f3350cca3459bd08778caa27f43fc7a0a00c.png

2024-05-29 15:31:19

goddamn flamingos are ugly
https://media.fops.cloud/media/5ab8ceade12959e638cc9b91dea32f563e297fcb5956af65a1630cbe43f91836.jpg

2024-05-29 15:12:20

@npub1c96…q7ug spotted while licking salt
https://media.fops.cloud/media/dcf94d7deb8b4299606267949cc57eab5269291cc8aacd0ae11ac04964d2e0da.jpeg

2024-05-29 10:56:33

i’m a beep
i’m a weewoo

2024-05-28 15:41:24

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@npub1wah…xc8t this is specifically referring to disabling generic query plans, right?

2024-05-27 22:08:06

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@npub1c96…q7ug i wunder mich who could be hinter zis historical development

2024-05-27 16:01:54

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@npub19zq…u4m5 i attribute that to ignorance and/or stupidity though, there's no clear indication that they do this out of malice

2024-05-27 15:26:06

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@npub19zq…u4m5 idk, i don't feel misled by the premise that it's "sudo but for windows". do you see any concrete potential for this to hurt linux or its userbase?

2024-05-26 16:10:05

a few impressions from when i went to a tesco on my trip to london two years ago
https://media.fops.cloud/media/8c1dd96a285a7150d0b696244e8562d1eb21e3aea0f06fe23c9573b3e9a594e2.jpeg
https://media.fops.cloud/media/45419d423b2199eebfedb58eb657cd8b42cd8e392bf8d39ed628a2db491084e9.jpeg
https://media.fops.cloud/media/1720f0e9f84b1a7cd5fff299263c0f3fdf039253c4add75b03e06b339c46d813.jpeg
https://media.fops.cloud/media/c7c171df76891f8a2446815804f558fe22a0c9467cde43d243b1e73900a5bb57.jpeg

2024-05-24 21:53:35

wewooowawoooooo

2024-05-24 00:46:56

my boyfriend is procuring silicon wafers

2024-05-22 22:55:43

i just sent a request to the euronext stock exchange through their web data api contact form that basically says "hey i just want a data source for my custom investment tracking software can i have access for personal use please"
bets on what their response will be? i'm guessing something like "we'd be happy to offer you access starting at 500€/month"

2024-05-22 19:08:29

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@npub128m…fzga yeah if your bank sucks

2024-05-15 10:19:42

remember when people used "hugbox" as a pejorative, like it's somehow a bad thing? a hugbox as opposed to what? an abusebox?

2024-03-12 21:13:21

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@npub128m…fzga @npub1ptn…q4c8 different kinds of bowls maybe?

2024-03-12 20:33:13

why dont they invent a micro wave that only make the food hot and not the bowl

2024-02-25 22:41:14

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@npub108e…nss3 @npub1t32…jzn8 i'm 26 and shut up

2023-10-21 09:47:09

no it’s fine i didn’t wanna eat that anyway
https://media.fops.cloud/media/f7ffe94c-d7eb-407f-a286-74156a2e4cb7/IMG_5114.jpeg

2023-10-21 08:21:28

you know what? fuck you. *turns your drywall into wetwall*

2023-10-14 18:50:58

i am fond of rail vehicles

2023-10-11 22:24:17

the point of a standing desk is that your boyfriend can grab your butt in passing while you're working

2023-10-01 13:15:43

train kiss!
https://media.fops.cloud/media/814573e5-7348-453a-871f-2ecd2395a359/IMG_5083.jpeg

2023-09-20 23:58:57

did you know? in france, mirrors work the same way they do in germany.

2023-09-15 22:53:54

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@npub19zq…u4m5 the measurements this thing reports are wildly inconsistent. i got values between 30 and 200

2023-09-01 19:43:03

post this possum as often as possible
https://media.fops.cloud/media/2dd533bc-cfb8-4f87-96c1-12134331e47d/telegram-cloud-document-4-5787220315394281095.mp4

2023-08-05 23:51:31

bf: “if you complain about taxes, you deserve the chair”
me: “which one”
bf: “the penis explosion chair”