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2024-08-15 06:22:29

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I dont have sex with monkeys so not worried

2024-08-07 05:37:26

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2024-08-05 23:31:51

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There's a reason hes in Walmart not Nordstroms

2024-08-05 23:23:07

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And broke

2024-08-04 02:30:36

The name Biggus Dickus was already taken
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2024-07-15 21:57:26

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I think he picked Vance so no one would try to shoot him again when he's president

2024-07-14 04:48:57

Let me get this straight... the same FBI who raided Mar A Lago, put who knows how many Trump allies in jail, who has been trying for 4 years to put Trump in jail.... is leading the investigation into who tried to kill him?
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2024-07-14 03:19:41

Who wore it better?
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2024-07-14 00:56:55

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2024-07-13 23:19:55

Where was Hillary?
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2024-07-09 01:34:32

You know what sucks about California? We've voted ourselves into irrelevance.
A Republican president will do nothing to help CA because CA will never support a GOP prez. The GOP will send money everywhere but not here
The Dem President will do nothing to help CA because they know they will always have CA votes no matter what. They'll send money everywhere but not here
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2024-07-04 06:04:27

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So in California it's illegal to eat on a sidewalk but perfectly legal to poop on one? 🤔
#Oriface-Inequality

2024-07-04 02:18:25

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It wasn't a wild mushroom and it wasn't Poland. It was a magic mushroom and it was in a Nathan's hotdog shop

2024-06-30 04:26:51

A 30 second summary of Biden at the debate
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2024-06-14 06:16:06

Hey remember that time non-roman barbarians started tearing down Roman statues and setting Rome on fire until Rome, the strongest power on earth collapsed? So glad that will never happen again
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2024-06-11 05:53:52

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Burn them!! That's awesome!!! Why didn't I think of that?!? I keep burying them and damn my biceps are aching

2024-06-11 05:49:05

Fun Fact: Hunter Biden gonna be set free cuz we've become a banana republic.
Had the EXACT same evidence shown against Hunter been used against me or you .. regular middle class folk.. we'd be fkd
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2024-06-10 06:32:09

Serious question; not political; just an honest question:
When Biden speaks does anyone have a fkn clue what hes saying? I usually cant understand a word.. and when I do, I still have no idea WTF he's talking about
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2024-06-09 16:43:01

I'm gonna win this thing this year.
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2024-06-04 05:23:29

Did you know that in Mexico "Shalom" Means both Hello and Goodbye?

2024-06-04 05:04:32

It's pride month. We ought to take it back. Start flying flags of what we're proud of.
I'm proud to be Catholic. I'll be flying this flag
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2024-06-03 05:24:46

The only reason they are prosecuting Hunter Biden now is becuz everyone knows he's guilty as fk and they need it over with while his dad can still give him a presidential pardon; cuz Trump sure as fk won't
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2024-06-02 06:28:08

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2024-05-31 06:34:37

WHAT A WIFE WANTS IN A HUSBAND:
*A man who listens
*A man that can provide
*A man who remembers her birthday
*A man who knows how to fix problems
*A man who makes her feel safe
*A man that loves her unconditionally
WHAT HUSBANDS WANT:
*A blow job, and maybe let's see dem tiddies

2024-05-30 06:07:50

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My worst joke?
How did baby Hitler tie his shoes?
In little knotsies
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2024-05-26 16:57:27

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2024-05-23 00:10:25

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"I dont know what men like" she says as she leans forward in her V cut shirt in her profile pic to show off her tiddy cleavage
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2024-05-22 08:10:24

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Oh ya that's hot ....wait..

2024-05-21 20:26:06

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Dude.seriously
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2024-05-18 04:50:56

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Just yesterday I heard some one screaming "I love freedom" and I thought "What a traitor"
🙄

2024-05-12 05:05:12

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Neo?

2024-05-08 05:46:54

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Real Americans dont sleep. They close their eyes and lay still hoping someone will think they're asleep and try to break into their house
Then they can legally shoot that person in the face

2024-05-08 01:33:12

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How much $$$ you spend on those ugly ass tats?
Use whatever cash u have left wisely
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2024-05-08 00:42:13

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But it was the biggest STD ever. Trump's doctor was amazed how yuge and perfect Trump's STD was. He took a picture of it and added it to the journal of medical science because he had never seen such a magnificent STD before

2024-05-08 00:33:32

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I dont care if Trump blew so many loads on Stotmy that she looked like she lost on a kids game show.
Seriously WGAF. I just want my gas prices under $3.00 again
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2024-05-07 05:31:36

This suddenly makes more sense
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2024-05-06 23:39:15

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Jokes on her. That was just me in bedsheet.
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2024-05-06 23:16:29

Always use a pump to inflate stuff
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2024-05-06 02:08:36

Happy Mexican Independence Day! #CincoDeMayo
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2024-05-05 05:31:38

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2024-05-05 01:15:27

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Merry Christmas

2024-05-04 05:04:49

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2024-05-04 00:55:19

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You sure that's not Bjork?
https://youtu.be/IgmFmxnKTFc?si=3iy-e5rUySNzgSvz

2024-05-03 05:29:21

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2024-05-03 01:49:40

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From the mouth of Saint Peter
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2024-05-02 00:36:58

St. Peter in Acts of the Apostles:
(Am I going to jail for posting this ?)
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2024-05-01 22:39:03

Imagine getting sexually assaulted by this hobbit looking french fat fk
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2024-04-26 05:58:55

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Amen brotha

2024-04-26 05:49:39

So they made a movie about the Blue Angels.. Who are full time military that we taxpayers are paying for their training, their homes, salaries, healthcare, etc and when they retire, their pensions and healthcare for life
Their only condition: They never have to actually serve in combat. Basically we are paying them to be Circus Clowns 🤡 for us. Screw them..give that money to combat vets
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2024-04-24 06:24:35

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2024-04-21 06:35:35

Just remember all souls in Hell chose to be there.
God didn't send them there they chose to be there

2024-04-19 06:47:43

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2024-04-18 06:24:45

I cant afford bacon and the congressmen who we pay with our taxes are spending months arguing about impeaching some immigration dude .. who even if he does gets impeached nothing will change.
What a bunch of shit.

2024-04-17 23:12:27

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Those things are hideous. Looks like some 12 year old Sci-fi fan designed it

2024-04-16 05:19:06

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No way that dude has never had a cock in his mouth.

2024-04-13 23:57:43

This was 2 days ago.
Nobody on this planet is listening to anything this assclown Biden says. He needs to lock himself in a room and play bingo or something. He's useless
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2024-04-13 18:39:00

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I'm trying to figure out which Corporation is the leader in tattoo removal so I can invest in it. I think it's going to be a huge business in the next few years

2024-04-12 05:14:34

Beelazabub: "Ha!!!! Shove another pinapple up Ted Kennedy's butt 😆 it never gets old!!! "
Demon receptionist: "Your evilness, sorry to interrupt but O.J. Simpson just arrived"
Beelzebub: What!!??!! Quick, Get me bigger and more pinapples"
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2024-04-12 00:55:47

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2024-04-11 02:36:52

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And i need aman to drill for oil .. drill drill drill

2024-04-11 00:55:11

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Did someone say dill? PickleSurprise!!
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2024-04-11 00:49:21

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What's up with the bandaid? What'd u do?

2024-04-11 00:12:35

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If that was my GF I'd let keep whatever the heck she asked me too.

2024-04-05 05:58:21

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Soak some of your lucky charms cereal (you know you have some) in the tequila. Then eat them. Win-Win

2024-04-05 05:24:20

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Dude.....swamp pits ? Really? 🤢

2024-03-25 04:20:09

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If I were told I had to fight Tyson, I'd I'd fake my own death and move to Brazil

2024-03-25 04:18:16

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Texas Home Owners Associations take lawn maintenance seriously

2024-03-19 03:21:27

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@npub1aw2…70dd was so high that night. He put his trunk on all their junk.. even the bald dude's ... twice

2024-03-18 05:42:18

Hertz CEO forced to resign after investing millions in Electric Vehiles (EV) as rentals
Good. What a moron. I'm a nobody and coulda told Hertz that was a stupid idea. Last Thanksgiving I went to visit family and Hertz tried to give me an EV. I was asked do I have to bring it back full? Yes
I dont need to worry about how or where to "fill" an EV when I'm on vacation and have an 8am departing flight. Who wants to learn or deal with this in vacation?
Dear Hertz: I coulda saved u a lot if money cuz I actually rent cars and know what people want
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2024-03-16 05:51:05

Inflation leads to 30% food price increase
Hundreds of thousands illegals strolling across the border every month
Gas prices so high people actually lose money by driving to work
Cannibal Hatians heading our way
CONGRESS for the past month:
Let's ban Tik Tok

2024-03-13 05:10:45

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That was my ex-wife after our divorce!!!! . I want the car! I want the house! I want etc etc etc

2024-03-13 05:07:13

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The only way to be "in demand" is by being willing to say no.
Ask any popular night club who screens their "customers" and only allow those deemed worthy inside by excluding others.
Nobody looks for any club/business that seems desperate. They want the one that is willing to tell some people to go away. It's a human defense mechanism to prove you are worthy
Is it right? No is it true? Yes

2024-03-12 22:51:08

Rember when that guy who lived on the bottom floor of a NY building kept tweeting that Jews were digging tunnels underneath his apartment
And it turned out Jews were digging tunnels underneath his apartment? That was awesome
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2024-03-12 05:41:06

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Actually, after watching the end if the video... this might be a 1980's Dollar Store Jonny Fever 🤔
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2024-03-12 05:29:47

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Dollar store Hulk Hogan. A 80's video that was so bad it was good. https://youtu.be/72CWBcl526A?si=F8h9xWfSc-KskWET

2024-03-11 05:59:29

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Ahhhhh!!!!! C'mon! Give a guy a warning before posting that image!
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2024-03-10 04:48:16

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She needs to focus on her relationship and understanding of carbs.
NOTE: This is the photo she chose for her profile..... imagine how fat she really is
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2024-03-10 03:06:46

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Who me?

2024-03-09 01:53:15

The US Constitution is 4 pages. The founding Fathers created The President the SCOTUS The Senate and house of representatives. Each branch's role and responsibility were detailed. They did this in 4 pages.
The average bill being passed in congress is around One thousand four hundred pages.. just to pass a stupid new law.
If I were in Congress i would submit a 1/2 page bill saying : Every congressperson who presents a bill, has to hand write the bill with a pen, like the founding Fathers. No interns either. It has to be hand written by the congressman. This would end the nonsense of "we have to pass it to see what's in it" cuz nobody gonna hand write 1,500 pages.
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2024-03-06 06:05:32

Nicky Haley is the Zoomers Walter Mondale
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2024-03-06 00:37:44

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The FBI after seizing @npub1aw2…70dd ’ computer
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2024-03-05 06:11:45

Jesus was pretty clear : The Jewish people would no longer be God’s people becuz they failed. Christians would be his new tenants
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2024-03-03 18:48:08

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2024-03-03 05:57:01

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Nor can the Clinton’s

2024-03-03 05:53:40

Today I remembered :;
Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to jail for 20 years for sex trafficking minors … yet none of the molesters have been identified or charged.
So I guess she was found guilty of pimping kids to no one 🤔
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2024-03-03 00:58:59

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I look forward to Dune 2
…chicks the same time man
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2024-02-29 17:03:59

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2024-02-29 06:25:16

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2024-02-29 05:38:02

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2024-02-28 02:52:03

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Anyone except the guy who used his fighting skills against…. HIMSELF
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2024-02-27 04:22:46

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Or wearing a dog costume?…could have had all the peanut butter in Billy’s house

2024-02-27 02:43:26

Rachael Maddow is not aging well
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2024-02-26 14:51:39

I don’t get it. How come a Jewish producer can make a movie about the “The Threat” of Christianity and Rotten Tomatoes critics give it 92% approval. If it was a Christian making a movie about the threat of Jewish people, the producer would be permanently cancelled and probably arrested.
The film was a huge bomb by the way despite Rotten Tomatoes critics gushing over it
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2024-02-25 23:41:47

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Pretty much what I said
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2024-02-25 21:20:05

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Satan is the one destroying the west. not Christians. We don’t partake in transgenderism, robbery, mugging, murdering innocent people etc.

2024-02-25 03:36:00

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Must be in a small town. White security guard wearing a mask
Let’s see that dude do that in Detroit or Los Angeles.

2024-02-25 03:08:04

WTH? I saw a dude in the gym today still wearing a mask.
MFW
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2024-02-25 02:55:07

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There are no more government secrets..it’s 2024… secrets can’t be held. All we have is gov denial.
We all know Epstein was murdered
We all know Bill Clinton is on Epstiens client list
We all know Trump won
We all know Fauci is a fraud and that the COVID response was a government farce
We all know we are being lied to every day by the MSM.
If this dude got some tiddy pics for telling someone what everyone already knows.. good for him😂

2024-02-25 00:04:52

I like history. Decided to watch Alexander The Great on Netflix. Within the first 3 minutes he’s gay making out with a dude.
For the record: There is zero historical evidence that Alexander was gay. Can’t Netflix just air 1 show that doesn’t make everything fake and gay?
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😂😂 Dude it’s so stupid I don’t need to explain anything. You need to explain why you posted it and why you think it makes sense.
For example: If I say 2+2= 5 and people say im stupid and laugh it’s up to me to explain why I think 2+2=5.
You posted something utterly stupid that makes no sense and proves nothing other than that muslim guy has no understanding of Christianity. If you think that video disproves Christianity, then back it up.