Erkhyan

I was born, raised, and am still living in central Madagascar. Yes, really. Also known as DarHan on a few other sites.

Furry artist, frequently but not always NSFW.
Pretends to be a writer.

#Madagascar #Furry #LGBT

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erkhyan_at_yiff.life@mostr.pub

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2024-09-05 16:36:41

I do hate when the debate is on whether something is constitutional or not, because if your constitution is written shittily enough, there’s a LOT of shittiness that can be argued to be constitutional.

2024-08-12 14:52:42

Heads up:
If you want to pledge to someone’s Patreon, don’t do it from the iOS app — because starting in November 2024, Apple is going to charge you a hefty extra for the privilege of doing so.

2024-08-05 21:15:08

Do you ever think that the entirety of the logic behind France’s choice of a national animal mascot is “hurr hurr hurr Latin pun”?

2024-08-05 20:44:43

Today in “please get an actual human translator”, the country of Brazil shall now be known as a brassiere, and the country of Canada shall be known as “[he] can”.
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/911/362/776/892/375/original/4ae2d4b950d7e2ba.jpg

2024-08-04 14:44:38

What people on the internet think French and Québec people are like: *hears an English word* *hisses like a vampire presented with a garlic-festooned crucifix*
What French and Québec people are actually like: “Je finish le dispatching du management et on se retrouve près du pick-up dans le parking pour préparer notre week-end au trekking, all right? Cheers!”
Meanwhile, the Académie Française and the Office québécois de la langue française: *hisses like a vampire presented with a garlic-festooned crucifix*

2024-07-27 22:20:10

“OpenAI could be on the brink of bankruptcy in under 12 months, with projections of $5 billion in losses.”
Related: this doodle I just drew by hand in less than five minutes.
#ErkhyanArt
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/860/770/433/404/999/original/1e1c7807de8a1060.png

2024-07-27 19:05:24

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The initial context of this post was that I saw a foreigner beg Americans to vote strategically in the next election, for Gaza’s sake, and the American comments were evenly split between “this is our election, not yours” and proud non-voters/3rd party voters.
So I’m rather bitter that so many commenters on this post immediately argued that foreigners were the ignorant ones pushing for wasted votes.

2024-07-27 16:23:45

Americans be like “non-Americans should not comment on our elections, this is not about you”, and then proceed to vote on who gets to command 5000+ nukes (of which 3000+ are active), 750+ US military installations outside US territory, six fleets of which only one is actually tasked with defending the homeland, and a vast worldwide network of official and unofficial three-letter agencies.

2024-06-25 21:21:28

The hardest test for a Vulcan’s emotional control:
In this room is a redshirt.
He’s played by Sean Bean.
He is about to join a landing party for the last time before he retires from Starfleet.
He has a photo that he can’t wait to show you, of his family that he can’t wait to see again.
You must tell him to live long and prosper, without losing your composure.

2024-06-14 19:00:42

Sometimes you see something on a map and wonder if you read that right.
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/616/513/971/551/626/original/92846619673fdafb.png

2024-06-11 15:33:41

Paraphrased from Tumblr:
Love it when a recipe says
“Preparation time: 3 minutes”
and the list of ingredients is 16 bullets long, and one of said bullets is “Potatoes, boiled, peeled, and mashed”.

2024-06-06 21:17:38

Hey, did I really neglect to post this one here?
Well, it’s Pride Month, so I think this is an appropriate time to fix that.
The characters, Doto and Clay, and the Fire Bearers setting belong to Ryan Campbell, who commissioned this picture from me in early 2020.
#Art_SFW #ErkhyanArt #FurryArt
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/571/749/623/547/722/original/d5ebe73824e7544d.png

2024-06-03 14:39:51

Thinking of Honoré de Balzac (1799–1850), considered one of the greatest writers in French literature. Despite writing over 90 novels and 200 short stories in several decades of 18-hour days fueled by cartoonishly strong coffee, de Balzac had to regularly hide from his publishers because he still couldn’t write fast enough to pay for his extravagant lifestyle.
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/553/201/406/096/738/original/c5112d8553a46183.jpg

2024-05-29 20:39:03

Coyote 1: “Ugh, I hate people who take drugs.”
Coyote 2: “Those are called DEA agents, Joe.”

2024-05-20 10:09:28

BEFORE:
1. Websites (plural) for children.
2. Websites (plural) for teenagers.
3. Websites (plural) for adults.
AFTER:
1. Website (singular) for advertisers. Children, teenagers, and adults allowed only so long as they don’t get in the way of advertising.

2024-05-13 14:37:25

The English word “queue” is funny.
It’s just the French slang for dick,
but pronounced like the French slang for ass.

2024-05-09 02:10:38

Today in “please pay your graphic designer correctly”, we have this package which I assume is from Canada. See, the English word “bites”, in this case, does correctly translate into the French “bouchées”.
But put together, “bites bouchées” is French for “clogged dicks”.
And that’s painful.
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/408/698/133/417/570/original/4a95e7529a32f6e7.jpg

2024-05-07 21:40:34

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@npub1xm9…26zl How much wilder can I make “gay furry smut artist” sound, honestly? 😉

2024-05-07 21:33:57

The university I attended two decades ago wants to create a directory of alumni and wishes to know, among other things, which job I’m doing nowadays.
… Do I tell them?

2024-04-20 16:33:20

Copied from Twitter, for lewd artists:
The real question isn’t whether people jerk off to your artwork.
The question is whether they use it to warm up, edge, or climax.

2024-04-12 21:52:57

https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/260/465/344/350/492/original/bfd514c1647517a8.png

2024-04-09 19:48:38

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https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/242/983/909/723/612/original/a7ed9e2bdef96c3b.jpg

2024-03-27 12:58:25

Hey, how common is a system in which you do not type your (all-number) password using your keyboard, but instead using an on-screen keypad where the digits change positions with each login attempt?
I just want to gauge how weird my bank’s online app is.

2024-03-24 12:44:54

Hey, devs?
“This will crash if your name contains non-English characters” is kind of a bad issue for your software to have.