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2024-09-12 20:13:25

The new iPads suck ballz. And iPadOS 18 is shot as well. Fucking garbage OS is turning into windows with everything buried in menus. How about features instead of rearranging the deck chairs. Fuck Apple.

2024-09-09 20:23:11

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@npub1yev…f08e
Give a man a Biden EBT card and he’ll eat for infinity. Teach him how to fish for seagulls and he will die in a week from botulism.

2024-09-09 16:10:13

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@npub1q96…5fe2
Aaaaah. 😂😂😎 Morning.

2024-09-03 13:49:25

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@npub12hn…jefx
It looks like Howard Stern’s love child.

2024-09-02 22:37:57

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@npub18su…nd38
Vanilla pudding. 😎

2024-08-28 15:26:56

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@npub1gq9…776x
Kim Dotcom is a blubbery idiot. What does a french company have to do with government policy? This guy wants to be an influencer, but the only thing he influences is the tides with his body mass.

2024-08-17 22:50:10

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@npub1yev…f08e 😂😂

2024-08-17 03:07:21

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@npub10f4…nca9
They’re both the husband because they are both male…and gay. 😂😂

2024-08-15 04:17:49

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@npub12qh…wqrt
You drive home from Olive Garden just like the rest of us.

2024-08-13 03:41:29

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@npub1jtp…lqgl
Finally, they can be a penal colony again.

2024-08-12 04:32:22

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@npub12hn…jefx
Still gay. 😂😂

2024-08-11 14:54:11

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@npub12hn…jefx
This video is banned in the UK for showing “a man”.

2024-08-11 14:50:01

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
Use the old one to wrap up the body. 😂

2024-08-10 00:38:01

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@npub1c66…tduv
Do they show the fam all around the dinner table eating burgers, and little Timmy getting a new baseball glove? 😂

2024-08-09 19:15:28

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@npub1d5f…sk2f
4 legs good, two legs bad. Quack!

2024-08-08 20:00:16

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@npub1c66…tduv
Testosterone level vs Time. 😂😂

2024-08-08 01:01:32

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@npub18xj…juxh
Yup. Just harvest when they moo. 😂

2024-08-08 00:49:26

The house is a wreck, but I prepared myself a feast. Only one item did not come from my garden. Need to find beef seeds.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/923/648/494/824/495/original/0d3f1ecd2562999a.jpeg

2024-08-07 14:26:29

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@npub10f4…nca9
L’il Ozempic.

2024-08-07 02:38:51

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@npub12hn…jefx
That wasn’t a cheesesteak, son.
“Joey, have you ever been in a…In a Turkish prison?”

2024-08-04 13:28:59

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@npub12hn…jefx
So I guess this woman speaks fluent idiot, as well.

2024-08-01 23:04:18

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@npub10d9…n3u6
Yea. The logic is there. Even if f someone is being pimped out who is supporting another person’s drug habit, it fits. Just not when the woman is an i dependent contractor.

2024-08-01 22:26:09

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@npub10d9…n3u6
Interesting how prostitution has turned into to human trafficking.

2024-08-01 19:40:41

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@npub12hn…jefx
I feel a cough coming on. 😎

2024-08-01 16:55:34

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@npub12hn…jefx
Thought he was getting g thrown out of an airplane. 😂😂

2024-07-31 13:12:57

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@npub12hn…jefx
Ref clocked him with a, basically, ungloved fist. I bet that hurt. 😂😂

2024-07-30 19:57:01

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@npub1q66…us4s
My fiancé is more liberal minded than I am, but we listen to each other, and about half the time she comes to my side on the issues. I don’t worry about what I can’t change right away.

2024-07-29 02:39:26

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@npub1mr9…3xh4 @npub1vhg…wkf8
OK fed. Done.

2024-07-28 17:44:39

France took the gold in double anal this morning. Go France.

2024-07-28 05:11:49

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@npub12hn…jefx @npub1nu9…3ars
Fuck that. I would just exclude her.

2024-07-27 18:40:27

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@npub1xz8…9vps
I don’t see long pig on there.

2024-07-27 13:37:31

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@npub1xz8…9vps
That’s pretty awesome. Congratulations, young man.

2024-07-26 12:54:20

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@npub1c66…tduv
😂😂 It’s just a bag of nuts.

2024-07-26 12:53:43

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@npub1c66…tduv
😂😂

2024-07-26 12:30:11

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@npub13sk…5svv @npub12hn…jefx
It’s just baby fat.

2024-07-26 00:11:58

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@npub1a06…p7uv #
The cyber parallelogram.

2024-07-25 23:55:49

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Time for Spotify to pull the show.

2024-07-25 15:14:09

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@npub12qh…wqrt stick with knockers. 😂

2024-07-25 15:01:49

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Instead of a nose ring, do a door knocker so people can get your attention when your glued to the phone.

2024-07-25 13:31:13

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Going green. 😂

2024-07-25 13:27:44

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@npub1c66…tduv
With a market cap of $1.3T. $100M represents 0.0007% selloff. Still worried? 😂

2024-07-25 13:10:14

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@npub1xz8…9vps
There are several YT videos of her. She seems like a loudmouth attention whore. She got the attention she was looking for, I guess.

2024-07-24 14:38:23

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@npub1c66…tduv
Nice bump. 🙄 I’d call that a dead cat bounce. Too bad popular vote doesn’t matter. 😂😂

2024-07-24 14:28:11

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
Nadler needs to do a butt plug fit check and make sure he doesn’t shit his pants while addressing congress, again.

2024-07-23 17:38:15

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@npub1gq9…776x
The crooked glasses when he does McConnell. 😂😂

2024-07-23 14:33:20

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@npub18su…nd38
Fucking hero.

2024-07-22 15:07:19

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@npub12hn…jefx
Time for a bath. Bye, Tobey. 😂

2024-07-22 05:28:49

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@npub1c66…tduv
Yea. Certainly will be interesting. I’m just eating popcorn and enjoying the show.

2024-07-22 02:38:45

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@npub1mjp…4vyq 😂😂

2024-07-21 02:49:40

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@npub12hn…jefx
Brock Lesber.

2024-07-20 04:49:57

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@npub1gq9…776x 😂

2024-07-19 22:37:56

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Sounds more like an assassination success than assassination attempt. 🤷🏻‍♂️
RIP

2024-07-19 22:37:28

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Sounds more like an assassination success than assassination attempt. 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-07-19 19:39:46

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@npub12qh…wqrt
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/814/848/805/271/161/original/4815ee2b0bb86218.png

2024-07-18 20:14:58

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
😂😂

2024-07-18 19:44:06

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@npub12hn…jefx
DIY chiropractor. 😂

2024-07-18 05:49:44

Suspect has two cell phones, primary phone was recovered from the scene along with a remote transmitter (detonator). Secondary cell phone was found at the home, it had only 27 contacts and the FBI is in the process of tracking down and interviewing those people.
https://x.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1813761191056941344

2024-07-18 03:34:11

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@npub1mjp…4vyq 😂

2024-07-18 01:29:44

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@npub15f5…68kp
😂😂

2024-07-18 01:25:22

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@npub16dj…mns2
He did the monster mash.

2024-07-17 15:18:54

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@npub15f5…68kp
We have an act very mooooter.

2024-07-17 15:10:49

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@npub1myw…gkh4 @npub12hn…jefx
Wet slope.

2024-07-16 23:01:47

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@npub16dj…mns2
Maybe could’ve do e that 500K dead people ago, but what fun would that be.

2024-07-13 21:47:06

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@npub15f5…68kp
Never saw them in the same room together. Just sayin’.

2024-07-12 17:44:03

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@npub16dj…mns2
We never said we were giving them bombs, though. 😂😂

2024-07-11 23:54:20

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@npub16dj…mns2
Maybe they could put Biden in charge over there. He speaks the language. 😂😂

2024-07-11 15:33:27

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@npub1d5f…sk2f
Sand - 1
Spine - 0

2024-07-10 17:40:33

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@npub12hn…jefx
How much. Nice place to build a home.

2024-07-10 15:13:53

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@npub12hn…jefx
This is all I’ve got. These guys are goof balls.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Gxxm0HAYE

2024-07-06 23:22:04

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@npub1nan…uaw5
My central PA corn is at 6’ already. It was warm in May, so I took a shot at planting the first weekend in May. Seems to be doing just fine. 😂

2024-07-06 20:55:41

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@npub12hn…jefx
Happy Independence Day. You’ve been liberated from your domicile. ☹️

2024-07-03 14:07:43

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@npub10f4…nca9
25 gallons of chili. I’m not sure that’s possible. Funny if true.

2024-07-02 17:53:31

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@npub12hn…jefx
It’s all fun and games until you get rear ended by a big horney male.

2024-07-02 17:37:32

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@npub1q66…us4s
I’m in better shape than most people 25 years younger than me. 😂. That keeps me feeling good.

2024-07-02 17:13:38

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@npub16dj…mns2
Unparalleled genius.

2024-07-02 05:00:45

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@npub1gq9…776x
Feisty, that one. 😂

2024-07-02 03:11:01

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@npub1nan…uaw5
Tell him it’s a monkeypox and he’d better get checked out. 😂

2024-07-02 02:32:48

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@npub1nan…uaw5
This would be a good portable option yo could incorporate all that into a vest. Fun part would be the look on the TSA guys face at the airport.

2024-07-02 02:07:21

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@npub18su…nd38
Dude. You didn't build a chicken coop, that's a fucking HAARP antenna array. You're gonna end up sending those birds to the future.

2024-07-02 02:04:54

You can tell that the next generation of morons is in control at retail locations across the world.
Why does everyone need a survey? Why the fuck do you need to know how well you did?
Did I complain? No, you meet expectations.
Cabelas, Toyota dealer, Weis markets, Dr. Ginder, LGH Urgent care, LANCOFU, Buckle, Bass Pro Shop, Advanced Auto, Verizon, Amazon, Life Extension...
Congratufuckinlations. You're all fucking mediocre, and meet expectations. Now fuck off and stop asking. 😂

2024-06-30 18:24:38

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@npub1yev…f08e
Trump is very high level executive. It's in his nature to trust the expertise around him and manage that. Too bad he sucks at picking the people he surrounds himself with.

2024-06-30 18:22:09

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@npub1yev…f08e
He did, but they couldn't have other viable treatments and have the vax get emergency use authorization.

2024-06-29 15:47:15

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@npub12hn…jefx
Naw man. 5G cloud storage. 😂

2024-06-29 01:45:13

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@npub12hn…jefx
I thought it was that massage parlor down on 14th street.

2024-06-29 01:42:44

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@npub12hn…jefx
Did he win a Canadian cruise package or something?😂

2024-06-25 18:12:21

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@npub1d5f…sk2f
Gopher Client on iPhone.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/678/609/579/417/883/original/72373eb7290c8bb7.png

2024-06-25 02:30:30

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@npub14s2…0qgv
That you won't!

2024-06-22 22:43:00

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@npub14s2…0qgv
It's a good thing we didn't buy Greenland. If we had, Biden would have put it off limits to mining to save the permafrost or some shit.

2024-06-20 02:15:25

@npub1gk5…8v5t
Don't want this one to get lost in the mix.
notthebee.com/article/this-athletics-company-got-banned-from-tiktok-for-daring-to-post-an-ad-standing-up-for-womens-sports/
TikTok bans ads for XX-XY Athletic gear.
Grab a t-shirt.
https://www.xx-xyathletics.com

2024-06-19 19:56:22

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@npub16dj…mns2
I guess Japan and South Korea won’t mind being occupied by China at some point. That’s pretty much what China is after, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-06-19 19:06:42

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@npub16dj…mns2
I bet Japan re-arms itself and does away with the defense-only nonsense.

2024-06-17 17:09:07

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@npub16dj…mns2
Definitely an interesting time line. Nothing to do with the average person, and everything to do with TPTB. If we can get rid if those fucks, we might just make it. 😎

2024-06-15 16:29:33

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/621/582/403/097/313/original/b806b05a278f71ac.png

2024-06-15 02:01:58

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
This should get rid of it. 😂
https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q

2024-06-15 00:59:10

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@npub12dm…r7ef
What's wrong with the native mail app, lol? And why are you using Microsoft anything?
If you use Microsoft, the terrorists win. 😂

2024-06-13 17:06:29

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@npub12hn…jefx
He’s going fishing, right?

2024-06-13 03:47:32

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@npub14s2…0qgv
😂 Would've been epic if she broke out the leaf blower to get rid of all that yard debris.

2024-06-10 23:05:44

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@npub10d9…n3u6
I guess his employees will have to use an android phone with 10X creepier AI 🤖 instead. 🙄

2024-06-10 19:18:55

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Yum grass grilled with butter and seasoning

2024-06-10 16:42:49

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
Putting on healthy weight is tough for me. Now that I’m pushing 50, I can bulk without issues. 50/50 muscle and fat IMO. I’m leaning out now. Once I hit 170 I’ll be happy. 8 lbs to go.