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2024-10-04 16:19:45

I'm a big jerk, but episode 1700 and Dvorak making a joke about bulldozing the living and the dead in North Carolina to get to the lithium?
Maybe we don't need 4 more years. That's a stupid and cruel thing to say in any context.

2024-10-01 22:54:28

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@npub14s2…0qgv Don't tell Adam.

2024-09-27 01:38:51

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@npub1zad…m05h It's hitting Florida now. 300,000 power outages.

2024-09-27 01:38:51

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@npub1zad…m05h It's hitting Florida now. 300,000 power outages.

2024-09-19 18:32:21

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 Buy an ice cream freezer. Problem solved!

2024-09-19 18:14:31

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 You forgot the ice cream.

2024-09-19 18:10:44

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 Or fart. It's a conversation killer. Bonus: You don't have to get up.

2024-09-19 01:37:03

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@npub10d9…n3u6 Is there room in Saudi Arabia for one?

2024-09-18 10:40:12

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@npub18xj…juxh That's not what I was saying. I'm assuming the crowd of people who know Reynolds was in one of the Blade movies is small.

2024-09-18 02:21:42

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@npub18xj…juxh Because he was in one already?

2024-09-18 02:19:44

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@npub10f4…nca9 Howard. Still a bitch since 1999.

2024-09-18 02:01:15

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@npub18xj…juxh The Screaming Genitals?

2024-09-15 02:37:52

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@npub14s2…0qgv ...because of climate change.

2024-09-13 02:26:50

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@npub1q80…gc6s Way ahead of you.

2024-09-10 09:00:45

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@npub1c66…tduv Pudenda Hilton.

2024-09-10 05:44:11

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@npub1935…22dk But man is still alive?

2024-09-10 05:09:50

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@npub1mjp…4vyq Because they're 3-chord idiots.

2024-09-10 02:02:54

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@npub14s2…0qgv
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/110/795/479/846/417/original/38708e60c3d11532.png

2024-09-10 01:57:50

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@npub1yev…f08e And it started to completely suck. Unfunny even as satire, painful to watch.
It's why we can't have nice things. They just get ruined.

2024-09-10 01:53:14

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@npub1yev…f08e Thulsa Doom. Why can I remember this stuff?

2024-09-08 14:19:33

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@npub14s2…0qgv
https://youtu.be/Pl5r-jzB0Eo?si=tYR4xiCWlAHZtEX4

2024-09-08 12:27:36

Worth the watch.
https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1832435210161639493?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1832435210161639493%7Ctwgr%5E7ed11e661e9f58660ff9ec3cf1e9c6cc9dcf6787%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fricochet.com%2F1529218%2Fpit-24-welcome-bold-adventurer%2Fcomment-page-1164%2Frespond

2024-09-07 04:43:39

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@npub18xj…juxh Jack's face is unwatchable.

2024-09-06 20:13:15

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@npub14s2…0qgv If we defund Cenk, we can stop reading his inane crap online.

2024-09-06 20:10:09

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@npub1yev…f08e Dad praying for any escape route now.

2024-09-04 01:41:04

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@npub12hn…jefx It's the kids table, like at Thanksgiving.
Man that took one hell of a long time just to sit down.

2024-09-04 01:27:15

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@npub13qr…vxnk Accurate.

2024-09-03 03:01:05

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@npub1a06…p7uv I respect her decision to leave.

2024-08-31 04:31:13

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@npub18xj…juxh "Get off the ninth hole, bitch boy, I gotta piss!"

2024-08-31 01:32:21

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@npub14s2…0qgv That's why I stopped eating them.

2024-08-30 02:12:30

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@npub18su…nd38 Is there candy in there?
Then ok.

2024-08-30 02:03:17

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@npub1ttw…67ld Apparently leadership is filled with cowards.
"Leadership".

2024-08-26 12:11:37

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@npub17l8…7dfn It's 1967 all over again.

2024-08-26 12:08:05

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@npub1yev…f08e Aw. Rescued.

2024-08-26 02:53:19

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@npub12hn…jefx He seems nice.

2024-08-25 12:43:52

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@npub1yev…f08e Funny how "former roommate" only speaks out now.

2024-08-20 03:02:37

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@npub1zdp…zq2j Crockett's more of a bullshitter than a bullfighter.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/992/118/907/167/083/original/a44e7d0b3ab58915.jpg

2024-08-19 23:57:40

I know they're douchebags, but so *obviously* douchey, with an extra touch of bags?
https://x.com/JohnLeFevre/status/1825348256009785672

2024-08-19 10:06:50

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@npub1kex…letk Beat me to it.
That's a nightmare number. Suddenly DNC talking points are being furiously erased and re-written.

2024-08-19 10:03:26

Oh. But vote Kamala, so she doesn't have to fix what didn't happen and her former admin isn't responsible for, anyway.
"On Wednesday, the Bureau of Labor Statistics will downward revise jobs for the April 2023-March 2024 period by up to 1 million. This means that all "beats" recorded in the past year will have been misses and the US job market is in far worse shape than the admin would admit."
https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1825248254893953351

2024-08-19 01:35:45

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@npub1ttw…67ld A mystery even those two can't solve.

2024-08-16 03:47:04

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@npub1ec6…yn73 Ranger Danger.

2024-08-15 10:36:56

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@npub1ttw…67ld What does Polish cheesecake taste like?

2024-08-15 10:24:22

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@npub1yev…f08e It worked for the Obama's on Martha's Vineyard, why not Trump?
Oh, except for that Obama guy that just happened to die while staying at his house. I guess the climate *is* dangerous.

2024-08-15 02:50:05

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@npub1a06…p7uv I don't see any toilet paper.

2024-08-15 01:58:41

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@npub1yev…f08e 😁

2024-08-15 01:51:20

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 Very kind.

2024-08-11 16:49:44

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@npub1q5v…m8gu It's not she she can spend her tens of millions on her own, she needs to spread it around some.

2024-08-11 03:59:43

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@npub1a06…p7uv Great flick.

2024-08-11 02:34:07

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@npub12hn…jefx Stay classy! It's only the Olympics.

2024-08-10 19:01:30

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@npub1ttw…67ld I salute your courage.

2024-08-10 18:58:24

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@npub1ttw…67ld Finally. I'm like a desert scavenger, coming in from the salted frying pan of cheesecake absence, struggling, yearning to not be free of the cake that is cheese.

2024-08-10 17:14:28

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@npub12hn…jefx
They look like upstanding Pi Delta Pi gals.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/938/847/746/192/630/original/aaaa055b31a353da.png

2024-08-10 12:26:43

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@npub1yev…f08e Massively under-published headlines.

2024-08-10 12:26:10

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@npub1xz8…9vps Hasn't it been ok for Jesse to go away for at least a decade now?

2024-08-10 12:18:59

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@npub18xj…juxh I'd be more concerned if they weren't all sissies.

2024-08-10 02:12:25

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@npub1c66…tduv Maybe she was afraid of his hair helmet.

2024-08-10 02:07:59

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@npub15f5…68kp Evil Ed?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/935/283/570/021/829/original/de00da198b861af9.png

2024-08-10 01:48:07

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@npub1a06…p7uv Kamala looks good in a hat.

2024-08-09 11:48:44

Mark Steyn, tearing it up in his painfully ironic ways, over what's left of "Great" Britain.
https://www.steynonline.com/14526/the-fires-of-august

2024-08-06 03:28:18

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@npub17l8…7dfn She's hot. That's good enough for my vote.
Voting. It's how we save democracy.

2024-08-03 01:20:47

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@npub18xj…juxh Is that like an Irish possum?

2024-08-03 01:02:59

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@npub1c66…tduv Weird orgasms?

2024-08-03 01:02:59

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@npub1c66…tduv Weird orgasms?

2024-08-02 10:24:28

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@npub1yev…f08e MMmmMMMMMmmm.
Delicious plasma.

2024-07-31 01:55:34

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@npub17l8…7dfn Maybe Congress's first act in those first 100 days will be to impeach you for violating your oath of office re: the 2nd amendment.
"Inalienable" has a specific meaning.

2024-07-29 01:35:18

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@npub1ttw…67ld Don't look out the window. You'll probably see a gargoyle and your sanity leak out into the stratosphere.
Soon. Be safe.

2024-07-24 18:11:42

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@npub13qr…vxnk 😄

2024-07-24 18:11:23

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@npub147l…vyrc That's a lazy take on laziness.

2024-07-23 02:34:36

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@npub10d9…n3u6 It's OK though. She used a cloth to wipe her communications clean off her phone.

2024-07-23 02:20:06

I'm late to the party here, but how in the hell is this possible?
I'm willing to attribute stupid or incompetent as the default explanation, but now everything seems like it was on purpose.
https://x.com/seanmdav/status/1815456588918104441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1815456588918104441%7Ctwgr%5E065a82de6156190d8c4c8d797ea71e4bf9c61022%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Finstapundit.com%2F662187%2F

2024-07-22 01:49:04

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@npub1nan…uaw5 Renters turn over more than homeowners. Renters get into fights with roommates on the bills.

2024-07-22 01:08:36

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@npub1yev…f08e 😆

2024-07-22 00:55:19

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@npub1ttw…67ld You care about me?
That explains the cheesecake.

2024-07-21 11:01:05

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@npub1lh5…n08y She's certifiable.

2024-07-21 06:53:58

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@npub1c66…tduv When Palestinians stop targeting women and children and using them as human shields, this comparison might be worth a couple bucks.
Until then it isnt.

2024-07-21 06:53:58

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@npub1c66…tduv When Palestinians stop targeting women and children and using them as human shields, this comparison might be worth a couple bucks.
Until then it isnt.

2024-07-19 20:48:16

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@npub17l8…7dfn That battle box looks familiar.....
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/815/118/301/756/720/original/969fa7864db5a298.png

2024-07-19 20:09:15

I am amused.
https://babylonbee.com/news/migrants-decline-newsoms-offer-of-asylum-in-ca-since-they-just-came-from-a-collapsing-communist-hellhole-with-no-electricity

2024-07-18 21:42:44

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@npub1yev…f08e It's OK. The cool kids will still invite you to hang on the couch with them. 😀

2024-07-18 10:57:01

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@npub1yev…f08e Steam. If he was playing Half Life, how bad could he be?

2024-07-18 02:26:11

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@npub1c66…tduv They're hosing off their own pee stains.
Assassinations are scary, so scary.

2024-07-18 02:21:43

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@npub1kex…letk Worked last time.

2024-07-18 02:12:22

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@npub17l8…7dfn She only knows where the doughnuts are.

2024-07-16 01:51:47

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@npub15f5…68kp Top men are telling us that wasn't SS responsibility.
Top. Men.

2024-07-12 21:44:35

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@npub1a06…p7uv It's not like it's going to get better. The ratchet only turns in one direction.

2024-07-09 03:20:58

Yep. Whoopi.
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1810455174999113997

2024-07-08 07:18:46

It might be water, not carbon. Don't tell that to global warming fanatics.
https://judithcurry.com/2024/07/05/hunga-tonga-volcano-impact-on-record-warming/

2024-07-08 01:31:04

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@npub1e3u…2cu5 We should set up a pontoon bridge to send in supplies and aid via Lake Michigan, and to act as an escape route for refugees.

2024-07-04 15:27:24

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@npub1ttw…67ld Agreed. God bless America, Lamborghini, and....stuff.

2024-07-03 02:54:35

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@npub1yev…f08e Is it scary?
Scary scares me.

2024-07-03 02:41:59

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@npub12hn…jefx This same fuckhead tells us inflation is low.
Presidents aren't scientists, Joe. Go back to sleep, old man.

2024-07-02 06:50:15

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@npub12dm…r7ef Pelosi?

2024-06-30 12:30:06

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@npub1yev…f08e Thanks for more lies, Bill. It was OK when you faded into the background.

2024-06-30 10:55:43

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@npub1lh5…n08y Wait - does that mean the water is turned on, or the water is shut off?

2024-06-30 10:54:56

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@npub1yev…f08e I assume that's not to be used just to trim back hair.

2024-06-30 01:19:09

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@npub14s2…0qgv Pretty sweet robes, though.

2024-06-30 01:16:58

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@npub1ttw…67ld CatCake?

2024-06-29 01:33:39

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@npub12hn…jefx
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/697/331/948/185/148/original/6e729477fa27fad2.png

2024-06-28 10:22:45

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@npub12dm…r7ef
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/693/750/241/188/390/original/604bdbff332d778d.png

2024-06-28 10:18:32

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@npub1lh5…n08y "Winner".
Well, we certainly know who the losers are from the outcomes of his administration.
Everybody.

2024-06-27 01:43:18

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@npub1lh5…n08y It was uncommonly cold at the beach today.

2024-06-27 01:41:17

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@npub1yev…f08e I get listeria. When you're near.
https://youtu.be/yMzyleT2FqY?si=H_pZ7VQZk1VXkc93

2024-06-26 01:53:16

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@npub13qr…vxnk Even short, tiny, laughable bodies?

2024-06-11 22:52:18

When people ask me "Why did you leave Vermont?", I tend to just send them a recent news story.
This is a good example. The Mayor of Burlington, the state's largest city, has a donation page to help her and her partner get free food.
Their combined income is $250,000 per year.
"“If you are able to support them to make the job of Mayor more manageable, please consider bringing them a meal,” says the pitch letter sent by Rachel Siegel of Toward Liberation. "
https://vermontbiz.com/news/2024/june/11/burlington-mayor-gets-free-meals