Max™

I'm a woodworker and such. (He/Him)

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maxthyme_at_mastodon.social@mostr.pub

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2024-11-08 21:09:51

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@npub1su4…a0dw I was confused for years because the voice in my head is clearly a woman saying you've got mail.
Turns out I'm just old enough to remember the compuserve version and only ever used AOL briefly.

2024-11-07 20:13:49

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@npub1uw8…88kr the us needs a cone of shame

2024-11-06 07:34:09

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@npub1xzm…eykm technically Biden could fix this problem with an official act but he loves the idea of trying to repair what is obviously a broken system to much to do that

2024-11-06 05:51:34

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 safety with hand tools is just learning how to cut yourself less badly if you slip

2024-10-30 14:19:42

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@npub1cu9…6829 do not quote the old skibidi to me, I was there when it was badger badger badger

2024-10-19 00:54:18

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@npub139m…6cf9 hung like a squirrel, the whole squirrel

2024-09-23 23:47:01

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@npub1nk4…us2w "come in"
"come back with a warrant"
*knocks back*
*starts shitting louder*

2024-09-23 20:39:55

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@npub1463…00qn *tries to respond as I crumble into dust*

2024-09-20 00:05:18

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 I've done word shit but why are there two mouse cursors?

2024-09-14 01:40:14

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 reminds me of the war form taken by a big bad in the comic kill six billion demons: https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/boi-49-50-jagganoth/

2024-09-13 13:40:16

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 that's not even his final form, unfortunately

2024-09-12 21:00:37

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@npub1uw8…88kr wrong planet anyways, there are exactly two places in the solar system where you could survive with a rain coat and an oxygen supply, here and the Venus cloud decks

2024-09-12 18:32:25

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@npub1u2h…z4d7 though it does increase the odds of another iteration on the titan idiot squisher

2024-08-31 22:40:58

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@npub1grx…uxfe ooh, orange foolius is good

2024-08-25 10:36:35

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I love ya man, but nobody in the UK is allowed to call any food elsewhere upsetting, boiled skinless chicken should probably be included under crimes against humanity.

2024-08-19 22:25:39

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@npub1sk4…d83s don't even unwrap it, just starting biting and chewing

2024-08-15 19:11:58

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@npub1su4…a0dw hmm, if only there were something Russia could do to regain access to world markets again, ah well nevertheless

2024-08-15 18:02:36

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@npub1ept…jcl3 what a noble and upstanding thing to say...

2024-08-14 00:42:13

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@npub1ffl…tv7d I mean, let him forfeit everything here, that is fine we know he is a coward

2024-08-09 12:28:42

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@npub1c57…awu5 oh good

2024-08-08 20:41:13

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@npub1c57…awu5 wait I didn't realize doots lived with Thor and Loki and wasn't named Odin

2024-08-07 18:30:25

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@npub1tpv…zwsk narwhal should be there too

2024-08-04 19:52:26

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@npub1tel…4v4v pterosaurs

2024-08-03 16:38:37

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@npub132e…d4aw don't forget kidnapping little girls for him and his men, no wonder this guy is viewed as an icon by Republicans

2024-08-02 16:12:33

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@npub1dm5…5sqe dunno let me search it real quick and see if it has been used before

2024-07-31 04:51:58

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@npub1tel…4v4v Harris/Gritty 2024, Time to stop fucking around and start finding out.

2024-07-16 17:23:13

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@npub1tvq…l6jk isn't that just like a fancy top?

2024-07-13 08:17:49

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@npub17vj…g088 Eksu-CALIBERRRRR!

2024-07-07 02:12:37

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@npub12ty…vnqc For sale: cat bed, never used.

2024-07-04 00:31:45

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@npub1sk4…d83s randomly read it as an-tel-oh-pee

2024-06-22 21:55:10

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@npub1xzm…eykm whaddup Tusky folks!

2024-05-30 19:23:36

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 sudo update grub just makes him dig up worms though

2024-05-30 00:14:47

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@npub1qu5…4evr is your name a Blame! reference?

2024-04-12 19:01:36

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 glued together unrepairable nonsense
calling spicy autocorrect intelligent
"smart" anything
720p TVs over 13 inches

2024-04-08 20:44:45

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@npub1tvq…l6jk vga was handy but dvi was best

2024-03-21 18:08:10

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@npub1utv…87lr Nintendo doesn't have a stranglehold on a huge number of users which it can abuse at will due to heavy costs incurred if they wish to leave that ecosystem or even interoperate with others outside of it.
Nobody needs a Switch, you kinda need a phone to operate in the modern world though.

2024-02-29 17:42:53

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@npub1psd…9sr7 Willy Wonka event sounds like an early sign we are entering case nightmare green

2024-02-24 12:55:09

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 Servers $125
Moderation $0
CEO $193,000,000
Ad Services $450
Someone who is good at math please help me budget this, my IPO is dying

2024-02-12 03:23:58

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@npub1dm5…5sqe Looks like pretty good copper, I've been having trouble with my guy, folks keep telling me he's been in the business forever, but honestly he does a shoddy job.

2024-01-20 22:33:34

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@npub1khx…geyg Name should be The Doombringer or Barkenstein's Monster or something, absolutely terrifying wee beastie you got there.

2024-01-18 23:21:32

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@npub15l7…aang We have low water pressure right now and I would LOVE to trade that lame trickle for one of those terrifying assblasters there.

2023-12-25 06:10:11

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 *squints suspiciously*
I know I shouldn't but why not!

2023-12-25 06:07:36

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@npub1c35…9pmh Next year do Batman Returns!

2023-12-22 22:29:59

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@npub15l7…aang He gifts me... he gifts me and gifts me!

2023-12-22 13:47:37

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 If you smush playdoh in the hdmi port and close the lid it extrudes hair through the holes in the vga port.

2023-12-22 03:04:47

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@npub1200…aqy2 She knew what McCarthy was doing and did nothing to stop her killing babies and undoubtedly harming the uptake on COVID vaccines with her stupid bullshit. Screw her and everyone else who enabled that baby killing shitrag.

2023-12-16 01:35:41

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@npub1xzm…eykm Normally I'd be all for expanding the interaction range, but the whole threads "we get to use your shit for whatever we want" bit of their boilerplate is a big nuclear nope.

2023-12-14 00:15:45

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@npub18jg…mm9c They make those wonderful watery little noises and it breaks my heart knowing how many homeless pigeons are out there waiting to be loved.

2023-12-08 01:32:43

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@npub1xzm…eykm Doctorow said llms are blurry jpegs of the web, and I agree.

2023-12-07 00:33:09

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 This is why for years my .css files have blocked that ability, and why I hate being on a chromebook at the moment, no simple way to manipulate how chrome is presented like there was with firefox.

2023-12-05 06:03:12

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@npub1uw8…88kr I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
THE ROAD IS GONE
I CAN SEE ?? OBSTACLES IN MY WAY

2023-12-03 21:21:17

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@npub1ept…jcl3 @npub1l4f…pgmw We have a quality filter here: twitter still exists and the worst posters are all over there.

2023-11-30 21:25:31

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@npub1ept…jcl3 *stands and salutes* GOD'S SPEED, SOLDIER!

2023-11-13 09:18:31

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 We got a pixel 6a and it comes with a usb-a to usb-c dongle for data transfer and on a hunch I plugged THAT into the usb speakers we use with the laptop and... it works pretty well, though it is absurd.

2023-11-04 21:11:00

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@npub1psd…9sr7 Also spread awareness that targeted ads DO NOT WORK, literally nobody except the middleman trying to cream rent off the top of the system benefits from them. Advertisers lose, we all hate them, and frankly screw googbook completely.
If your product is good, I WILL find it and blaze a trail to your door, but if you try to cram ads about it in front of me I will actively seek out your competitors to spite you.

2023-11-02 01:13:16

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@npub16hv…sz5u Why stop at one november, I haven't shaved in nearly a decade and I'm the better for it!

2023-10-24 21:07:43

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@npub1ept…jcl3 Ah yes, the snake of luck, because you were lucky enough to encounter a snake!

2023-10-18 14:12:23

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 Should have Tux saying "Have fun, King!"

2023-10-17 04:33:26

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 Ok but see, a lot of the times I was just copy-pasting something to fix a problem I had so there is no way I can remember all the syntax!

2023-10-14 15:55:07

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@npub1200…aqy2 So would you say Cloud is the Anti-Curious?

2023-10-13 07:27:54

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@npub1nvp…agzg We had a cable guy come out and diagnose the problem which literally every one before him had just made worse and worse over the years, he went above and beyond to do the job properly though he needed his boss to come bring some more cable spools for him, I made a point to note that he was fixing shit we've had years of trouble with to his boss.

2023-10-07 03:51:27

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@npub1uw8…88kr Goats are wonderful little bundles of joy.
We had a little dude named Gilligan so we called him Lil' Butt-y and he'd fold up in your lap and grunt-meh as he dozed off.

2023-10-07 03:22:12

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@npub1su4…a0dw I've read Ignition! and yo, hydrazine isn't just a rocket fuel chemical, it's a freaking monopropellant!
It's like the main one because all the other monoprops tend to freaking explode if you look at them wrong, or produce clouds of fun stuff like heavy metals!
At least it wasn't a bimethyl mercury derivative?

2023-10-07 03:16:03

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@npub1lrv…tth9 @npub1puf…raj3 I mean, if you--like me--consider profitseeking above all else to the point you screw over employees, neighborhoods, and supply chains to bump up your stupid almighty stocks to be a form of theft from the rest of society... then yeah.
And as always, if you saw someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

2023-10-04 01:09:53

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@npub1wjw…ue5t So you gotta go into the settings link to disable it huh?