alanajoy

⚡️ Can’t kill my vibe, it’s immortal. ⚡️

Be open minded, but not so much your 🧠 falls out.

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2023-12-02 01:26:38

🫶 My daughter says it tastes even better than it smells ✨👌
Recipe: https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a42388766/slow-cooker-pot-roast-recipe/ https://image.nostr.build/6ffb0d609170661b16a723e0946594dec72a7fc09e5110543cf63c2613733db3.jpg #note1crf…f0hv

2023-12-01 21:02:40

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Thank you! 🫶

2023-12-01 19:19:53

Pot roast happening tonight 🥩🧅🥔🥕🧄 https://video.nostr.build/e4309ed522d12718f62138aa4b8f9fc631bd4852bf6ba3cd38c443ef90c25e77.mp4

2023-11-23 03:51:50

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Thank you!

2023-11-23 03:27:33

Our first time making Tres Leches cake and the licking of spoons along the way indicate success!
We followed this recipe: https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/tres-leches-cake/ #foodstr https://video.nostr.build/e010c717bc548860184582414e01355c2a6890af4ccf3dfa18b171b688c7e096.mp4

2023-11-23 00:05:46

The Thanksgiving Menu:
Maple bacon glazed turkey roasted over carrots, garlic, and onions
Garlic mashed potatoes
Cornbread stuffing with maple sausage
Cast iron buttered Brussels sprouts with bacon
Dessert: Tres Leches cake
My guests are bringing a salad, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, macaroni and cheese, and another dessert.
Let the games begin!

2023-11-22 01:23:21

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I don’t drink that often but I smoke daily. It’s the worst thing I do as far as my health is concerned.

2023-11-22 01:20:42

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Thank you, this is a really humbling journey for me but I really want to get over it. 🙏

2023-11-22 01:19:17

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lfg 🫡

2023-11-20 23:16:02

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🫡

2023-11-20 23:12:11

If your turkey is > 10 pounds, you probably wanna go move it from the freezer to the fridge right about now. https://media0.giphy.com/media/xT5LMx5PPk9r7BTPC8/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ufofmniaaay0kpebof4c1aqosgdfu884cb0y02xu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2023-11-20 03:46:28

What’s beautiful about bitcoin is it removes the trust variable, simplifying what complicates almost everything else.
In this regard, it’s the most pure thing we have.

2023-11-19 21:21:06

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Idiocracy 🙃
Painkiller isn’t a documentary but it’s based on the true story of how the opioid crisis started

2023-11-19 21:15:09

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PS If you’ve seen the movie you understand that this scene is about the way a father handled what the Don was trying to do. He knew he was going to die anyway, but he did so on his terms in a way that protected his son as his last living act
Impeccably performed by both actors

2023-11-19 20:07:41

One of the best monologues from one of the best movies. Period.
“Tell me… am I lying?”
https://youtu.be/Jsh4SvPdfl8?si=pKuIHpzUtFRiaQ95

2023-11-19 08:52:53

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🙏

2023-11-19 05:23:50

Stuffed cabbage tonight 🥬
This isn’t the most visually appealing when served but… trust me, it’s phenomenal.
✨👌
#foodstr https://image.nostr.build/fec77594e21ee42467836b7c654a34015b5172efb8b6f8f104bff958aa54cf68.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6bdbc200479ed0e32bd5a777f7fe1f47998323e1c32548bf2411a6ae4781e692.jpg

2023-11-18 23:51:43

DYOR bitcoiners: Dudes in the group chat so it must be true 😂 https://image.nostr.build/d75aaf9161e1fbb3084d762f2ee8cd942bd131ac9b9674419a959b045352b8a4.jpg

2023-11-17 00:38:17

She’s so cool tbh 😎😍 https://video.nostr.build/233fd31bf2ec65313bd74e8dc3dbb6d564387704fea59a41b929240b6c130878.mp4 #note1a8n…22jt

2023-11-16 23:35:54

We’re two weeks into the teacher strike, so I finally caved and got her a skateboard. https://image.nostr.build/f54e6ffe69e4ae16283cee118fcc6e7fa4edb8db12dd7bb45d795191f14af303.jpg

2023-11-16 22:47:43

hbd 🥳 https://image.nostr.build/49072526c513f549f41458c8596259f1d0b9c0788149751210a727699c383a99.jpg https://image.nostr.build/55233c77b5a04ed2ad0b4e8c63674daafba3e897ad27250c190dfb80006183df.jpg

2023-11-16 22:40:39

🌽 https://image.nostr.build/519e20e3b2853f332a9ee7190c1f70d1815e12bba7848ff96cb77014e3f23c2d.jpg

2023-11-16 22:33:59

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Not many single fathers out there. Respect! Very happy for you that you found your person. 🙏
Thank you for sharing.

2023-11-15 07:52:53

Mothers don’t argue with children, we raise them.

2023-11-14 21:13:20

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Ha!

2023-11-14 20:54:17

https://image.nostr.build/d851129f6dbde41d0e1ea9bc76016ff75b8b4977ad14ab8292545b6bbe3c6cfd.jpg

2023-11-14 06:58:18

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🍝 thank you too!

2023-11-14 02:59:45

creamy tuscan garlic chicken over spaghetti 🍝 #foodstr https://video.nostr.build/c4689454074659cc8b50c902fb46ba0e38eda4785c4fff1a2c3e2690b52f3c20.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/387442107bcf262908da6d6ae237e7ced0a0321f930fc931bb88ad06c8561c97.jpg

2023-11-11 01:01:37

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lol I haven’t but as you can see I’m not offended by it 😂

2023-11-11 00:55:05

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7n9q3ljc0puxhnzltjtzll7vw2hrke81tnl9sn8j7&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2023-11-10 19:54:16

Don’t let conformity kill your creativity. 🫶 https://image.nostr.build/3e8aa6da05df36adee133bb94af2f9e9fa8c5015b4030229b00d43c682f46971.jpg

2023-11-10 04:05:02

I’m not an expert on history. I’m not religious. I’m not the one who can debate well on either front. But I know what I’m seeing in front of me with my own two eyes.
It is inarguably, ethically wrong by all standards of decency for anyone, least of all a people that experienced the murdering of millions of their own to do anything, ever, for any reason that could remotely be considered genocide. The use of that term at all in the narrative should be a wound itself causing every party involved to ensure it stops. It’s somehow worse because of this, to me.
It’s the most morally corrupt, ethically confusing thing I think I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. The dissonance of it…

2023-11-10 01:27:15

This not only illustrates the illusory truth effect, but also anchoring bias: the tendency to be overly influenced by the first piece of information that we hear. https://video.nostr.build/ae410897e87b4e8677e57ef006b82ef6422f90982759cafa4a0e5703756bfac0.mp4

2023-11-09 20:12:26

Big. Parma. 😂 https://image.nostr.build/5ed744275aa6761fda684064e44ee4cb80f67ba2876977693d10155f35b6e66d.jpg

2023-11-09 00:00:11

I can’t stand it when people say “As someone with anxiety…”
Anxiety is something every single person feels. We are ALL someone with anxiety.
More honest would be, “as someone who struggles to manage feelings of anxiety…”
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
🫡

2023-11-04 18:38:04

SBF art by Beeple 😂 https://image.nostr.build/f20a19f95b89ef69e287dab84daa383ebc8dcdc68c0395fd00f310002ff9b34b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/781e059b469dc8536f2e620814b2c186fa9eb6088294358ceacb0bfa2a161c03.jpg

2023-11-03 21:04:59

Give me your estimate:
Bitcoin Twitter represents what percent of the overall bitcoin user base?

2023-10-28 08:21:47

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I just read a bit about this, thank you so much for sharing. I’ll be looking into this more. I’ve always thought it went: stimuli - brain - emotional response - physical response. If I’m understanding correctly this seems to take the view that it’s: stimuli - brain - physical response - emotional response. So instead of rewiring the neural pathways you’re rewiring the chemical reaction, a survival response stored in our physical memory?

2023-10-28 02:48:19

I need to learn how to let go of my need to be understood all the time. It comes from a people pleasing, insecure part of myself that I need to strengthen.
I wish I didn’t give a shit.
Not giving a shit is a flex, I’ll give you that.

2023-10-27 20:49:59

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I agree entirely!
It’s called The Wild Unknown. Here’s how it comes ⤵️
The book doesn’t go into much depth, definitely just an overview, but the whole experience of it is lovely 🥰 https://video.nostr.build/421552bc1ce0a42a8a9b641f51617b0afe4ca7a6ecbe06b8baa61b15571b250b.mov

2023-10-27 19:56:02

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Thank you so much, isn’t it?? I’ve had it for several years. It’s my only deck, and I’m really connected with it. My view: I believe in serendipity and that the direction your internal processing takes when you interpret meaning is always going to be a productive exercise.

2023-10-27 19:27:38

current status https://image.nostr.build/bb0792855093c16cf5d4e23bf576f5a635ac6e1508f4e46d694e6861bb5aec67.jpg

2023-10-24 19:53:19

A public school policy to “encourage kids to try on whatever different identity or pronouns that they want, letting them know that it’s not like they have to live with it forever“ is like leading the witness.
This shit is alarming. https://image.nostr.build/440b59bcfd8342be853c78979668e3828b046ebfb954ff4b82f251ec1145da28.jpg

2023-10-23 19:40:31

What would you do? https://image.nostr.build/f270317f5fb577c056ea40d7b6cd5540a0b7032987297060418723d05d605478.jpg

2023-10-20 19:18:24

We are in the timeline where the time travelers keep trying to fix it, but keep making it worse.

2023-10-18 00:22:52

Not “the nostr”
THE nostr
THEEEEEE one and only

2023-10-14 05:04:27

What a dope https://image.nostr.build/236d55d72b893383e3f0e4fa9312f8e79bd4a5393951bc4dd175c23356c0f740.jpg

2023-10-14 03:37:38

Tortellini stuffed with Italian sweet sausage, garlic, and Parmesan in a simple homemade sauce: just heavy cream, minced garlic, cracked pepper, butter, and Asiago, Romano, and Parmesan cheese. I sautéed some Italian sweet sausage and added it to the sauce
🧚🏼‍♀️✨ https://image.nostr.build/8774e3d4b3a279d50c6df90383f47ab9f8353f66492b4812b4d8586bbac88f2f.jpg

2023-10-10 18:32:24

Everybody dies, but not everybody lives

2023-10-10 16:35:32

I’m going dancing this weekend and with everything going on it couldn’t have come at a better time.
LIVE while you are alive. 🫶

2023-10-09 16:17:51

https://alanajoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/625F741B-5D74-4149-B8A2-C1EE0826E3C0.jpeg
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
GM 🫡

2023-10-05 23:49:54

Studio lighting is a girls best friend 📸
I had a photo shoot today and it was so much fun and the affirming energy I needed to reclaim. Society wants you to hate yourself. Haters want to see you fail. People who hurt you want to see you crumble. Loving yourself is rebellion. GFY https://image.nostr.build/9e2417e112a8900ee519b505ebdf232a93002deb6f38252a72a2d851ea374326.jpg

2023-09-30 18:35:48

Wild to me that this many trojans (several are key loggers) would be on a computer I’ve only had since late July. https://image.nostr.build/5b66859b04a71ddf1c2f53d99ec69ff426409e1c8d8c4bbcb03569e64aac5003.jpg

2023-09-30 05:14:12

The feminine urge to tell you to gfy ✌️ https://image.nostr.build/e55dda7e8c212f49eef8d31e0f565a03d860e689f8179e4a55e817eba062066b.jpg

2023-09-28 17:35:08

… and lo, he who hath fkd around, verily shall he find out 🪡 🧵 https://image.nostr.build/17f5b684050ef4887e93fd2dc343f835cea8777bab21fca8af9af722cc7e0ccc.jpg

2023-09-28 03:11:23

gfy 🫶 https://alanajoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/32B7B042-5CC9-4100-85C4-DF8B6A0164FF.jpeg

2023-09-26 22:36:05

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As garnish right?
Right??

2023-09-26 16:35:51

Celery is a shitcoin. I don’t like the taste or the texture. It’s filler in chicken salad, don’t put it in stuffing, ruins soup. Wretched.
I’ll pass on raisins, too. If you put them in cookies when there are dates to be had instead you’re a sadist.
I said what I said.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUySTUykjeDouuKeiY/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7uow0d994642vrpfo9njfd0tqp24sck3ii1j08v81&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2023-09-25 21:35:09

Don’t “believe all women”, but don’t “believe all men” either.
Don’t believe anyone without doing your own due diligence.

2023-09-10 02:45:24

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Well fk, that lol at the end was a mistake 🤭🤭🤭🤭

2023-09-10 02:44:53

Get a daily affirmation
And some guided meditations
If you want to build a nation
It’ll take some elevation lol

2023-09-09 22:55:10

Literal high five https://image.nostr.build/833656a141594a4dbf4a8b7e91d9cc43440ae7de9a21fd2299ef00df97571209.jpg

2023-09-09 22:41:53

Are maxis toxic or are crypto people just inherently incentivized (consciously or unconsciously) to be appealing, and what you’re picking up on is the contrast between bs and authenticity?

2023-08-29 18:05:08

Twitter (X) was approved for the license required to provide crypto payments/trading services in the US on August 28th.
Do you think Musk will launch a Twitter token, integrate Doge, will Bitcoin be included in this move?
I expect a shitcoin shitshow, but maybe I’m a pessimist.

2023-08-29 15:25:14

Me: Not me about to cry because my baby is starting FIFTH grade?! Look how big you are. I remember taking your kindergarten picture. I remember taking you home from the hospital…
*eyes get teary* 🥹
Her: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
🤦‍♀️😝 https://cdn.nostr.build/i/1052e718c8d25874b7fcdd62e8c19a755f3e1b5d97974a3fb765939c2960b2d8.jpg

2023-08-28 22:37:10

Even the most incredible parents can only see you as *they* do, and they see your best interest through the lens of what they want for you.
They also project strengths and limitations on you because they are biased.
I try to remember this as I guide and raise my daughter.

2023-08-28 02:04:35

Who’s on Orange Pill App?
Let’s connect!

2023-08-22 04:44:41

Imagine weed shaming in 2023 https://cdn.nostr.build/i/53b49bba4f7462f4589045a2d4a18e04c087462b25649f42d09d16482364a290.jpg

2023-08-22 00:17:52

Buying new plants as a coping mechanism 🌱 https://cdn.nostr.build/i/5c890699854023d48469e72bfd4ae22e07768a15d8ef1306f00c9fc7890b2032.jpg

2023-08-17 04:34:50

Proof that money can’t buy taste.
It’s literally a Unicode character laid over a texture that looks like it came from a free set of Photoshop brushes I downloaded from DeviantArt in like 2004.
I keep thinking there’s something on my screen that needs wiping off.
Then I realize the thing that’s on my screen is just awful design.
Embarrassing tbh https://cdn.nostr.build/i/f0f50236241b127fa2966ce8ea69a7f0548bad19922602f0b92c7e47e7efaa09.jpg

2023-08-03 15:22:07

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😳 Lemme look into that

2023-08-03 15:09:53

Hey nostr fam! I’m excited to bring @npub152j…89uu to nostr, and we’re jumping things off with a relay anyone is invited to use. #note1hu6…ed2u

2023-07-29 21:54:41

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Different crazy

2023-07-29 21:37:17

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Little boxes on a hillside
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on a hillside and they all look just the same
And there’s doctors and lawyers and business executives
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same

2023-07-29 21:33:44

Drove out to the suburbs to go to the mall. 😵‍💫
AMA

2023-07-29 20:20:53

My daughter turns 11 in a couple months.
“Mom, is it babyish that I still like to watch My Little Pony?”
“Of course not, enjoy yourself. Who cares?”
💭 Stay little, stay little, stay little, stay little…

2023-07-28 17:56:17

IDK who needs to hear this but:
AWE = overwhelming reverence, admiration, fear, or dread
AWW! = oh that's so cute!
For the love of god,
The Management

2023-07-22 06:00:05

Excuses disguised as narratives you tell yourself to stay safe and not confront your own fear or laziness or challenges to strategize around, even if it means sacrifice:
You decide. Not your circumstances: you.

2023-07-18 00:31:04

My first fracture 🫡 https://cdn.nostr.build/i/7d4b42b73e8c46d681512cc1db242be51f8176fcb09a85c891ea789b375130b5.jpg

2023-07-17 05:26:11

Dare to dream, but don’t stop there.
Reverse engineer them into realistic plans. Do what little you can each day, take none for granted.
Life is too short for autopilot.
Steer your ship: but how will you know if you’ve gotten anywhere if you don’t know where you’re going? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/d70e8d0f8b0fbd1a2b5c2f92d1f47e82667b13aa5c399309db8b3f64572d869a.jpg

2023-07-11 20:54:47

Fractured my foot. I’m on crutches for the first time in my life. If you’re wondering, no: you cannot use crutches and also carry a coffee.
It’ll spill. On your white rug.
No, use crying over spilled milk, but coffee… Go ahead and let those tears fall honey.

2023-07-09 22:31:04

breast milk > chest milk
vagina > bonus hole
I’ve about HAD IT today. http://nostr.build/i/9ee788cc12ba41c4b783c77be251aac3f33422e0db7fe7326a95e8c173a494bb.jpg

2023-07-09 07:06:29

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Not if encrypted or pseudonymous

2023-07-08 20:36:41

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I should’ve been more clear. Voting would improve. Making people go to an in person location and stand in line while human beings make determinations as to who is permitted to vote riddled with errors is ludicrous in 2023, and inefficient in every way.
In the state where I live, we are defaulted to mail in voting the whole 11 years I’ve been here which has actually been great: but it’s still inefficient and has too large of an error margin.

2023-07-08 20:33:20

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First of all: Voting 🗳️
This is more apparent with every election.

2023-07-08 19:52:01

Confession Time 🫣
I have a late 2013 MacBook Pro and I’m finally going to get a new one.
What do I need to know?

2023-07-07 22:15:28

WARTIME
When Ray was CEO at Paxful he made sure that the reserves were always publicly shared on the status page of the company website. Curiously, that has been taken down since he left.
Please be careful. #note1gpd…05f9

2023-07-07 19:26:04

I’m not sure he understood the assignment… define “dedicated bitcoin maximalist”… 🫣 https://alanajoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/73F710E6-96E2-42A1-B741-1850E66A6AC2.jpeg

2023-07-01 23:11:40

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Unless that media is hosted somewhere else as well there is nothing to relay but whatever text was in the note

2023-07-01 23:02:49

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Correct, I was saying that if you self host your media then even though you can’t delete the post from Nostr, you can still delete the media from your own hosting, which successfully removes it

2023-07-01 22:21:24

I haven’t made any badges in forever but I’m going to do a RATE LIMIT EXCEEDOOOOOR badge because 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

2023-07-01 00:29:38

No, we will not be minting any Ordinals 👀 https://nostr.build/i/a537ce5cb1d1542551de6fb92df2b05bb40c6cb2a5e4b793afc85316cbbef68e.jpg

2023-06-27 21:30:06

First of all these are cupcakes https://nostr.build/i/8aab41fb1ffa02b6e49230641eeb5a021e321ceeaa74c472ede1afac576bdb82.jpg

2023-06-21 02:17:04

44 years on this planet, still unbroken 👑 https://nostr.build/i/23b7ac3e5492b3a142fae76cc86ad771abfdaab6298da76cb050d83198583031.jpg

2023-06-20 19:52:10

It’s my birthday today and life is beautiful 🤩 https://nostr.build/i/3190e48c671a122ea168707905da854f37cd09060818b80a0a0def6d7ff53afb.jpg

2023-06-15 18:14:26

I wrote this on Fakebook exactly 6 years ago today. $2300 bitcoin…
Up 986.96% since then to the current “crash” at $25k.
Did they listen? No. https://nostr.build/i/5102d70b30268173efd3d4330bcda2e2f11a8f41ed4b21cd83a6add059b5daa0.jpg

2023-06-09 21:11:53

Six months ago I decided I wanted to bring my 20 years of expertise to what I’m most passionate about: BITCOIN.
Today, I’m working with TWO incredible #bitcoin companies building P2P solutions that will change the game for marketplaces and communications.
I’ve never been happier tbh.

2023-06-05 03:15:39

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention.
Nic Carter vs Nic Carter
🫠 https://nostr.build/av/f4de84c1126f099e957e806d7278b3fbf3c064070e8ee24b15ba1d602113060d.mov

2023-06-04 05:49:00

Just explained to my daughter, complete with soundtrack accompaniment, the grunge era of music and my stance that Kurt Cobain didn’t commit suicide and that Courtney Love had him killed.
We must pass the torch of truth: it’s our responsibility as parents.

2023-06-04 04:00:11

https://alanajoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/B1B0FD8F-D9CD-4A80-9B52-8A147470D07A.jpeg https://alanajoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/230AD761-C05E-4BBF-BDE9-8928E2C4DB75-scaled.jpeg
Bare feet in the grass kinda day 🫶