Ham on Wry

Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.

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2024-09-11 20:28:15

Dear Felony Don
No, it wasn’t three against one. Unlike during your shrinking rallies, your stream of lies was being fact checked in real time. Learn the difference, snowflake.
Thx,
Hammy
#loser #trump

2024-09-11 05:09:57

Meanwhile over on Fox, commentators are trying to convince their viewers that the ass kicking felon trump got tonight didn’t happen or was ai generated as part of a conspiracy to discredit trump by little blue men from Mars.
#loser #trump #debate2024 #election2024 #fox #voteblue

2024-09-11 04:45:55

Kamala Harris will be sleeping like a baby tonight.
Felon trump will be acting like one.
#debate2024 #trump #KamalaHarris

2024-09-11 00:59:50

Before felon trump starts lying his orange face off I made sure the mute button on the remote was in good working order.
All set to go.
#debate2024 #harris #trump

2024-09-10 04:12:21

I’m, ‘computer floppy disks were actually floppy’, years old.

2024-09-09 03:48:05

Those who say that climate change isn’t real or that it doesn’t matter are the same people who tell us that school shootings are just a fact of life.
#jdvance #voteblue #harriswalz2024 #climatechange #schoolshooting

2024-09-09 01:19:07

You’re not a real influencer unless you’re playing hashtag games every night.
#TikTokInfluencersLifeHack
#HashTagGames

2024-09-07 05:06:14

Dick Cheney has been a staunch Republican supporter since the moment he was born. For him to endorse VP Kamala Harris tells you all there is to know about what a bag of dicks that trump has always been.
#trump #dickcheney #lizcheney #gop #harris #harriswalz2024

2024-09-07 01:48:44

A book a day keeps the ignorance away.

2024-08-31 02:03:42

Parents rarely change. My 85 year old mum still expects a call from me after a long trip. When I die I’m pretty sure she’ll expect a call to make sure I made it to Hell in one piece.

2024-08-30 01:23:12

What kind of tone deaf loser gives the thumbs up standing over a gravesite at a sacred place like Arlington cemetery?
Oh, right.
#trump #Arlington #disgrace
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2024-08-16 03:01:09

Elon Musk’s Nazi propaganda machine, X, has banned the word weird.
I guess free speech is only important as long as thin skinned trump doesn’t feel butthurt when confronted by the truth.

2024-08-16 01:03:47

Stepping on a piece of Lego in a dark hallway. Dang kids!
#WhatIHowlAtTheMoonAndWhy
#HashTagGames

2024-08-15 19:32:10

There’s nothing more political than weaponizing a Presidential race to stay out of prison.

2024-08-15 18:47:35

It’s time to expand the courts and to restore the legitimacy and integrity SCOTUS once held.
#harriswalz2024 #scotus #voteblue

2024-08-14 22:31:06

The more Vance speaks the more I'm convinced that the JD stands for 'just dumb'.
#Jdvance #dumb

2024-08-14 19:51:21

*laughing
When twenty-five year olds talk about having gotten old.
That.

2024-08-14 05:29:31

I prefer Presidential candidates who aren’t convicted felons.
It’s time to raise America’s standards again.
#vote #harriswalz2024

2024-08-14 01:56:37

The attacks and racist rhetoric constantly spewing from criminal trump haven’t changed since 2016. The only things that have changed are the names of those he attacks.
#trump doesn’t have solutions to America’s problems let alone a single policy to ‘make America great again’.
#fraud #loser #bore #liar
#harriswalz2024 #voteblue

2024-08-13 05:16:51

Can’t wait to see the SNL version of tonight’s Musk/trump interview.
It’s sure to be more coherent than the original.
#ElonMusk #trump #X

2024-08-11 13:54:31

Why are they called 'fact checkers' and not 'defibillators'?

2024-08-10 18:55:43

BREAKING: The GOP is ‘worried that #trump can’t drive a coherent message’.
Unrelated … the #republicans are just figuring this out now?
#harris2024 #voteblue

2024-08-10 14:41:09

Trump is such a Debbie Downer.
There’s no way a guy that weird and morose could make America a better place for anyone.
#trump #weird #republicans #VoteBlue2024

2024-08-08 19:49:44

I never jumped on the tattoo bandwagon.
Now I’m the rebellious one.

2024-08-08 00:53:05

While #jdvance criticizes the military service of #timwalz let’s not lose sight of the fact that Vance only served 4 years in the service. Three and a half years were spent stateside. When he was deployed to Iraq it was as a war time correspondent. The only weapon corporal #jdvance carried was a pad and pencil.
#harriswalz2024 #trump #republicans #democrats

2024-08-07 02:08:20

91 more days and I can back to posting my Wordle scores on social media.
#politics #harriswalz2024

2024-08-06 22:19:30

I scream
You scream
We all scream for Harris/Walz
#harriswalz2024 #harris2024 #voteblue

2024-08-05 03:12:22

Why on Earth would anyone think that destroying their own country would make it great again?
That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.
#republicans #GOP #trump
#harris2024

2024-08-04 02:15:23

It’s time to replace my razor. It’s about as sharp as a trump supporter.
#trump #republicans

2024-08-03 20:41:38

Every day of the week I’ll take an immigrant who is willing to work and get educated than an entitled trump supporter who thinks they can sit on their ass and be given everything cuz they’re ‘Murican.
#trump #harrisforpresident
#immigration
#murican

2024-08-03 19:09:59

200m breast stroke
#Caturday #Olympics
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2024-08-03 02:56:54

It’s heartbreaking to think that fellow countrymen are willing to vote for a man who is hellbent on destroying their own country.
We can’t let that happen.
#harrisforpresident #democrats #voteblue

2024-08-03 02:30:32

Expand the Supreme Court.
#harrisforpresident #harris2024 #scotus

2024-08-02 04:47:29

Life Hack: It’s never good idea to argue with someone who is right.
You only end up looking foolish.

2024-08-02 01:06:58

To be fair, criminal trump also negotiated the release of hostages. During his 4 years in the WH there were six Americans and one Australian.
But the greatest number of hostages that trump negotiated to be released were the 250 Houthi rebel fighters. That’s the same terrorist group that supports Hamas and who have attacked Israeli, US and UK ships.
The more you know.
#PresidentBiden
#trump #harris2024

2024-07-31 04:16:26

BREAKING: X suspended the account of ‘White Dudes For Harris’ after they raised more than $4 million for her campaign.
In unrelated news: Musk is still an epic wanker.
#musk #BoycottTesla

2024-07-29 20:53:24

Besides the sexism, racism, chronic lies, nazism and bigotry ... what are your policies, trump?
You have nothing ... nada ... zero ... zip ... zilch that the majority of Americans need or want.
#trump #republicans #KamalaHarris #HarrisForPresident

2024-07-29 03:23:16

It’s time to stop normalizing the garbage that comes out of the mouth of criminal trump. It’s time to expose it and to push back.

2024-07-28 18:44:08

Religion isn’t under attack in America.
It’s the other way around.
#WhiteChristianNationalism

2024-07-28 03:09:30

Ask a stupid question, get an intelligent answer.
Welcome to #mastodon

2024-07-28 02:45:29

In November we need to finish what we started in 2020.
Criminal trump needs to be kept out of the WH and the Democratic Party must hold the Senate and take control of Congress in order to expand the Supreme Court.
It’s time to stop further damage to the country done by the Republicans while restoring the rights and freedoms already lost.
#HarrisForPresident
#voteblue
#democrats
#mastodonforharris

2024-07-28 00:57:56

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I just heard this last Thursday. Based on who said it to me I’d say ‘willful ignorance’.

2024-07-27 14:41:05

Even cats need their own snuggle buddy.
#Caturday #Saturday
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2024-07-27 14:19:58

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A cup of strong, black coffee.

2024-07-26 21:23:35

In 2016, criminal trump promised to bring in ‘all the best people’.
If true, then explain JD Vance.
#jdvance #HarrisForPresident #Republicans

2024-07-26 14:40:17

If you were a Nikki Haley backer who says you don't know what Kamala Harris stands for and what her platform is, you might want to pull your head out of the arse of Fox News, step back and learn what the rest of the America already knows.
#KamalaHarris

2024-07-25 03:31:28

If a good education, voting rights, women’s healthcare rights, books, lifting children out of poverty and providing a fair living wage go against your values then it may be time to reassess those tiny, shrivelled values.

2024-07-24 21:52:44

BREAKING: Congressional Republicans want to impeach Kamala Harris for crimes yet to be fabricated by Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene and James Comer.
And we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed ...
#KamalaHarris #republicans #clowns

2024-07-24 00:48:53

BREAKING: Elon Musk has now withdrawn his offer to make a monthly donation of $45 million to the criminal trump campaign.
In unrelated news, even Musk sees the writing on the wall.

2024-07-23 22:01:48

The slogan, the prosecutor vs the felon is perfect.
But I'd like to also suggest: the woman vs the rapist.

2024-07-23 21:58:07

Sorry ... I read the hashtag wrong.
#ThickTrunkTuesday
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2024-07-23 20:19:05

The #Republicans are trying to say that a President who has given birth is a bad thing.
But, aren’t #Republicans the ones who are trying to fill the country with more babies by banning abortion?
#KamalaHarris #abortion #hypocrisy

2024-07-23 00:57:59

Bugger off with the same tired fallacy.
Not only is the country ready to elect a Black and South Asian American woman as President … it’s long overdue.
#KamalaHarris #democrats #MAGA

2024-07-22 19:04:46

Oh, Lord. Why are the #Republicans endorsing such an old man for President?
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2024-07-22 03:29:34

There’s no-one more perfect than a woman President to understand women’s healthcare and abortion rights and to restore reproductive rights.
#KamalaHarris #Republicans #abortion #rights #freedom #democrats

2024-07-22 02:17:07

Joe Biden has stepped down and will not continue running for president. Kamala Harris has taken the reins.
So, don’t the Republicans look stupid for prosecuting Hunter Biden in order to gain leverage against Prez Biden.
They should have spent their time working in policies instead of on political witch hunts.
#trump #KamalaHarris #HunterBiden #witchhunt

2024-07-21 23:57:13

Well, well, well … it’s now the prosecutor Vs the felon.
#TrumpFelon #KamalaHarris
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2024-07-21 23:45:41

Soooooooo, it turns out that the #republicans are the only Party this election with an old man who is in serious mental decline running for the Presidency.
#trump #mentaldecline #tooold

2024-07-21 23:05:48

Could we just stop living in unprecedented times and stop making political history every three days?
Can’t we just go back to normal and boring again?
#history #Biden #TrumpFelon

2024-07-21 23:00:31

Dear Dems
It’s time for those of you who were pushing for Prez #Biden to step down to STFU, stop whining and unite behind your Party. You have an election to win so get to work!
Thx,
Hammy
#democrats #Biden #KamalaHarris

2024-07-21 22:56:06

With Prez Biden stepping aside it’s still way too soon to predict the outcome of the Presidential election.
All I know for sure is that our collective butts are gonna pucker on election day in anticipation.
#PresidentBiden #democrats #voteblue #Biden #KamalaHarris

2024-07-21 20:46:39

Now it’s a race between a young, vibrant 59 year old with a sharp legal mind verse an old man of 78 with a severely diminished mental capacity who is also a convicted felon.
#democrats #KamalaHarris #trump #Vote

2024-07-21 18:56:14

Now that Prez Biden is stepping aside we can go back to focussing on criminal trump being too old, his monumental mental decline and his record of felonies.
#PresidentBiden #trump #KamalaHarris

2024-07-21 18:47:13

BREAKING NEWS: President Biden has endorsed Kamala Harris as he leaves Presidential race.
In unrelated news…HOLY SHIT!
#PresidentBiden #KamalaHarris
#democrats #voteblue

2024-07-20 14:04:07

Mr. Mittens puts the meows in awesome.
#Caturday #Saturday
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2024-07-19 02:24:45

If you’re driving a Tesla or paying for a blue checkmark on X you’re contributing to the criminal trump campaign via the $45 million donations being made by Elon Musk each month.
The more you know.
#ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #losertrump

2024-07-19 01:19:11

I know you can cook two birds with one stone.
#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughts #HashTagGames

2024-07-14 22:49:56

Dear Felon Donny
Inciting violence is like throwing sh!t into the wind. There’s never a guarantee that those winds won’t suddenly blow in your direction.
Thx,
Hammy

2024-07-14 04:11:55

Republicans don’t care about the 40,000 gun deaths in America every year, including mass shootings nearly every week. So why should anybody care about a shooting at a trump rally. It’s just another weekend in America.

2024-07-14 00:18:47

RIP Richard Simmons
#RichardSimmons
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2024-07-13 23:49:36

Here’s the irony.
Now that someone may have shot at criminal trump, he and the Republicans will be all over the FBI to find answers and the shooter.
Remember those guys? The same FBI that Republicans and trump continuously attack and want to defund.
#trump #FBI #irony

2024-07-13 19:36:23

In case you’re wondering, this November I’m voting for the old guy not the new Hitler.
#PresidentBiden #election2024

2024-07-12 04:13:21

If criminal trump is elected, America will no longer be the world leader. You’re not a leader of any kind by kissing the asses of Putin, Kim Jong Un and Viktor Orbán. You’re a submissive b!tch.

2024-07-12 03:51:06

Nothing is guaranteed in life.
But social media can guarantee you’ll rub elbows with some of the weirdest people on the planet.

2024-07-12 01:35:23

Never date anyone who won’t offer you pie. ~ Elaine Benes
#LifeAdviceFromSitcomCharacters #HashTagGames

2024-07-12 00:35:29

The biggest surprise during Prez Biden’s news conference wasn’t that he was the same old Joe that he’s always been, but it came when I discovered that Fake News Fox was actually airing the entire conference.
Criminal trump is gonna be livid.
#PresidentBiden #press

2024-07-10 03:03:32

A vote for Prez Biden and the Democrats is a vote for America.
A vote for criminal trump and MAGA Republicans is a vote for Putin, Kim Jong Un and the loss of your rights and freedoms.
Pretty simple, huh?
#vote #democracy

2024-07-09 14:18:20

Tribute (2007)
#PortfolioDay #Photography
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2024-07-08 03:44:59

Give me the elder statesman over the convicted felon and traitor any day of the week.
#vote #democrats #democracy

2024-07-07 14:56:04

#photography #SilentSunday #Sunday
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2024-07-07 03:43:44

What have I learned in the last nine years?
Never underestimate the stupidity of large crowds wearing red hats.

2024-07-07 00:42:48

I’d rather vote Democrat than lose our rights, freedoms and our economy and wishing that I had voted Democrat.
If I wanted to live in a dictatorship like Russia or N. Korea I would have moved there.

2024-07-05 18:51:38

If I could play the accordion and the bagpipes at the same time I could have a fighting chance at being the most annoying man in America.

2024-07-04 23:23:04

As the weather turns hotter I stay cool by laying on a cement basement floor then cover myself with the snowballs I stashed in the freezer last January.

2024-07-04 14:37:01

If you elect a man who has betrayed his country then you've elected a man who will betray his country.

2024-07-04 02:50:11

If laughter is the best medicine then why do we have rum?

2024-07-03 02:20:31

First they burn books then they burn the Constitution.
There’s far more at stake this election than the cost of milk and eggs.
#voteblue #constitution

2024-07-03 02:00:31

Cat’s Paw:
noun~
a person who is used by another to carry out an unpleasant or dangerous task.
"The Supreme Court acted as a cat's paw for a dictator wannabe and criminal who sought to overthrow the government and the rule of law”
The more you know.
#scotus #immunity

2024-07-02 03:03:35

If the President is immune from committing crimes then why should I be made to adhere to the law?
That should now be a valid argument for every criminal defendant.
#scotus #immunity

2024-07-02 02:51:58

Thanks to #scotus we don’t have to vote this November. Prez/King Biden can simply cancel the election and jail criminal trump.
After all, that’s exactly what trump would do to Prez Biden if he had half a chance.

2024-07-02 01:34:15

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I consulted my GPS,
And that has made a twenty minute difference.
#LifeHackASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-07-01 23:26:31

Plot Twist: Prez Biden does a 180 on his values and uses his new immunity powers granted him by #scotus to jail criminal trump and the 6 Conservative justices without due process.

2024-07-01 14:23:48

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 to all the wonderful Canadians on Mastodon.
#Canada

2024-07-01 02:43:03

Sure I let out a stinker of a toot from time to time. But who hasn’t tooted and had people wrinkling their noses.

2024-06-30 20:41:19

Now that Steve Bannon is finally going to prison I’ve decided to send him a box of powdered soap. It takes forever to pick that stuff up if you drop it in the shower.

2024-06-30 02:39:45

Do people still go out galavanting?

2024-06-29 21:12:07

There's just something a little embarrassing about hearing the doctor and his staff humming 'I like big butts and I can not lie' during your colonoscopy.

2024-06-29 14:57:41

Be careful what you say this #Caturday. I can hear you.
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2024-06-29 03:03:20

After today’s decisions from SCOTUS it’s become very clear that Republicans are trying to fuck us and the Supreme Court is pulling our pants down.

2024-06-29 02:55:55

I couldn’t stomach the whole #presidentialdebate last night. So, I promised to catch the high points the next day which, sadly, all turned out to be low points.