Doc Scranton

He's got a prolapsed asshole and when he wants to get screwed he'll pass you his ass on three feet of in-tes-tine.

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2024-03-19 22:44:57

AI has found yet another practical use, this time in the creation of unintended expectation/reality memes
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2024-03-18 16:15:24

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@npub1wfv…yfp8 @npub1nvd…8vus @npub13v6…hy07 KANGZ and that's why african-americans are biologically superior to africans, because the white colonists stole all the good ones
(they actually believe this lol)

2024-03-14 16:47:06

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@npub18d6…37vn @npub1ljj…a2w6 they tried to make a film adaptation with giger in the 70s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodorowsky%27s_Dune

2024-03-14 16:44:57

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@npub1tdf…p9pl when i took an IQ test it had a visualization component like that, as well as pattern recognition and translation and spotting differences
and then it had a vocabulary section and an "everyday knowledge" section that asked who martin luther king and cleopatra were

2024-03-14 16:37:50

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@npub1ljj…a2w6 why does the sand have a butt in the left cover

2024-03-13 01:08:26

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@npub1f8l…7frq because you dumped it

2024-03-12 14:51:24

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@npub1hrf…t4u6 now the question is, will she run to the bathroom to barf or just use one of the empty soda cans in her room

2024-03-09 17:24:18

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@npub16q0…6zn2 @npub15c7…suze some of the fanart made of that is indeed pretty spooooOOOOoooky
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2024-03-09 17:21:09

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@npub15c7…suze that is but a crude imitation of the true art by the true artist
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2024-03-04 17:57:00

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though fediverse is better
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2024-03-03 14:11:57

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@npub1l6s…j5rc lol @ "it's okay that they're killing children because the children deserve it somehow"

2024-02-18 20:00:19

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@npub1kw2…yxrz @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1fe4…dkl3 @npub13v6…hy07 @npub1xrr…mwdt @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1c52…jk58 @npub1xrm…dncv -gen angry old ladies fighting over their duolingo scores

2024-02-18 18:27:45

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@npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1ae8…qzlr @npub1wcf…equk @npub1sa2…jgrv that whole instance seems to have made quite the name for itself
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2024-02-18 18:23:08

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1ae8…qzlr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1sa2…jgrv lmfao
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2024-02-18 14:36:24

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@npub1kw2…yxrz @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1fe4…dkl3 @npub13v6…hy07 @npub1xrr…mwdt @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1c52…jk58 @npub1xrm…dncv -gen

2024-02-17 05:57:17

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@npub1ua0…yg90 looking it up, that dude was a personal friend of kojima and wrote one of the MGS books lol

2024-01-19 23:54:41

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@npub1qh2…ugqs @npub1t3d…qnlg @npub1d3n…tpge not familiar with that one, often i do passages from Naked Lunch but should start collecting ones from American Psycho

2024-01-19 22:02:22

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@npub1d3n…tpge @npub1t3d…qnlg when people do that i like to spam reports back with really disgusting creepypastas in the report text

2024-01-19 16:14:52

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@npub1f8l…7frq @npub1dsx…nhxs @npub13r2…tqc5 i'm guessing there's at least some overlap with this
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2024-01-14 22:44:28

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 hey now, he's quite the formidable opponent in internet discourse
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2024-01-14 22:36:46

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 I'm going to shit on the pavement to prove that public spaces don't work

2024-01-10 20:20:54

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@npub1j5k…vww0 and i thought you were going to say it gets better or there’s some kind of reveal

2024-01-09 17:52:19

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@npub13r2…tqc5 "archive everything" is the new "monitor the situation"

2024-01-07 20:38:10

when some retarded helluva boss fan tries to make friends on kiwifarms
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2023-12-29 16:50:51

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@npub1rdz…kvap @npub1rdz…kvap !ship @npub1cfq…xz3j @npub1m90…mdfy

2023-12-29 16:50:13

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example: @npub1rdz…kvap !ship @npub1cfq…xz3j

2023-12-29 16:48:28

we can use gaybot to find out which anime girls got turned into single moms

2023-12-14 18:02:30

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub13w0…egmz
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2023-12-04 22:33:54

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@npub18fh…xydc @npub1y6t…9wl9 kiwifarms had a thing just days ago where the admin bought a comic book for the first time and discovered why they're a failed industry now
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2023-12-02 23:23:32

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@npub1lhh…adds @npub15fk…j9gr many of the greatest hazards to human civilization are the ones whose consequences don't immediately become apparent
against those, science and experimentation are unreliable, as they are human institutions and thus as prone to error as us
our only safeguards against the unknown are the traditions that our ancestors followed, which kept our fathers and grandfathers and great-grandfathers happy and prosperous

2023-11-22 16:06:15

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Gerudo Valley was a wuphemism

2023-11-21 01:37:09

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duke

2023-11-07 16:14:03

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timeless copypasta from somethingawful re: horses
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2023-11-07 16:11:53

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goats do not ask nicely when they want things

2023-11-04 23:33:40

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i get a suspicion that a whole hell of a lot of fetishism is both the male and female brain yelling "the orgasms keep coming but the babies aren't appearing what is going on" at an inaudible frequency so the mind keeps trying more and more bizarre and desperate shit that might result in babies

2023-11-02 11:44:06

gm frens don't get the flu it sucks

2023-10-29 23:07:55

dear journal today i opened a fediverse thread and it was a hellthread of "You're psyopped" "No YOU'RE psyopped" and it made me sad

2023-10-27 14:59:08

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lol gottem

2023-10-27 14:41:21

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I have no idea what you're talking about. Hate speech was never welcome on the Fediverse and Roy's Beer Place has always been a safe space supporting trans rights and common sense COVID safety measures (it's booster season btw! 😊 💉) I should also emphasize that the previous PFP change where Doc Scranton's face was blinking twice was a childish lapse of mine and the error has been corrected; I am very sorry to anyone who felt concerned or misinformed.

2023-10-25 14:09:24

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he looks like he has a whole basement full of congressional staffers' missing children and sucks out a different one's spinal fluid each sunday evening to maintain his youthful appearance

2023-10-24 22:51:25

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anglicans being pants-on-head retards is pretty much the opposite of a new phenomenon, it’s why the pilgrims got on their ships in the first place
mark twain’s Letters from Hawaii had a very interesting aside as well, about how the american missionaries to hawaii did extremely much-needed work in dealing with the traditional horrifying savagery only for the church of england to come in and bring it all back

2023-10-22 16:29:56

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listened to too much drexel

2023-10-16 02:37:52

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how's the nft market doing lately

2023-10-12 18:50:53

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"DIE, CHILD, DIE" was possibly the best fucking moment in the translation

2023-10-09 16:49:03

as a worshipper of khorne i am pro-bloodshed in this conflict

2023-10-08 15:17:36

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studies show that killing every bird in the region increases crop yields, trust the science and join the great sparrow campaign today

2023-10-07 18:11:42

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be careful, they might be preparing a dark ritual
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2023-10-04 01:03:08

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the issue with healthcare being treated as a basic human right, which the government is tasked with guaranteeing, is that the amount of healthcare each person needs (in terms of medicine, facilities, equipment, personal care, etc) varies wildly but can there's a shitload of unethical ways that governments can and do control its cost
one of the more startlingly direct instances of this is the issue in the UK where the NHS hires cheap poorly-trained doctors who rape the patients, but imagine the government also deciding to control the cost of healthcare by controlling diet (including via inept means such as the food pyramid) and lifestyle (what you're doing behind closed doors in your personal life is deemed unhealthy and thus illegal) and genetics (hey about those demographics that get sickle cell anemia more often than others) etc

2023-10-04 00:40:25

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surgeon general's warning: definition of "healthcare" may be subject to change and eventually include somebody else deciding when your life should end

2023-10-02 16:18:00

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it's a language learning app

2023-10-02 16:12:05

why does duolingo have a butt
why does it have a butt now
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2023-10-02 05:14:52

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then it's up to you to lead civilization out of the darkness

2023-10-02 04:40:28

exponential technological progress necessarily implies exponential growth of our potential for harming each other and ourselves
knowing right from wrong becomes more important the more advanced we become

2023-10-01 16:51:50

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that's not silent tho

2023-10-01 16:39:43

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human weakness is a great theme to build a story around, though the spiderverse "spooderman but he has anxiety" thing sounds superlatively gay

2023-10-01 16:18:57

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lol
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2023-10-01 15:59:01

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that game's more about why you should never give someone a violin for christmas

2023-09-30 17:36:21

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i used mutant powers to find it on streetview

2023-09-30 15:40:11

the next few days might be the very last warm days of the whole year

2023-09-28 22:17:03

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it cost like a billion dollars and got cancelled during the closed beta

2023-09-28 21:07:39

steam forum threads are still good sometimes
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2023-09-28 19:47:08

literally 15 years ago, some stupid video on youtube called "Idiots of Garry's Mod" contained the precursor to skibidi toilet
https://media.roysbeer.place/media/e36400ea-70c4-4754-81ff-cb367b01f61c/precursor.mp4

2023-09-27 01:59:15

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i mean a scale shows weight efficiency, not space efficiency but i mean i guess if that's the clipart they had laying around

2023-09-27 01:57:20

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Warhammer 40,000 has these soldiers called "arco-flagellants" who are violently batshit insane and kept docile through a constant stream of music fed into their hoods, then upon hearing a trigger word they fly into a rage
what did games workshop mean by this

2023-09-27 01:48:58

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i don't get the scale, are they saying it's heavier than a gallon of water when empty?

2023-09-25 19:56:19

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMonlRsJ5hY typical shitcoin experience

2023-09-25 19:31:01

so many things in harry potter's setting seem to be based on random twisted fantasies of the author
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2023-09-25 16:26:45

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bioshock 1 tried to be really deep but its underlying philosophy can be boiled down to "free market capitalism good except when there's substance abuse"

2023-09-23 19:30:37

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fml why it do dat https://files.catbox.moe/9yj21y.png

2023-09-23 19:27:19

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you will never get ohio like this guy gets ohio
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2023-09-22 19:54:04

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good taste in hats

2023-09-22 15:51:23

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that's tariq nasheed, creator of buck breaking

2023-09-22 15:49:51

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the monkey paw curleth a finger

2023-09-21 17:17:53

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i genetically modified your mom

2023-09-19 21:26:44

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2023-09-18 19:19:21

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i'm still of the suspicion that it got hacked

2023-09-18 15:32:53

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some places do absolutely freaky shit over childbirth
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2023-09-18 00:41:35

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canonically she's 20 years old and identifies as a human pancake after adam smasher cracked her skull -- i mean egg

2023-09-16 21:54:51

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i too have been known to occasionally make things
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2023-09-16 21:52:47

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oatmeal is great at triggering people too
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2023-09-16 18:14:58

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slam dunk a webp into a trash can

2023-09-16 05:17:37

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haven't you heard, the entire internet will collapse like a megaman boss castle once the word "tranny" is uttered one too many times

2023-09-15 14:27:02

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it looks like a toilet

2023-09-15 14:26:25

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NPC hears word, NPC outputs response

2023-09-15 14:07:07

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they seem fun
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2023-09-15 14:04:03

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variable billing with zero transparency as to how the bill is actually calculated is just an apocalyptic lawsuit waiting to happen
like, nobody who gets billed will know if the bill was actually calculated via a secret proprietary tracking tech or just calculated based on how deep Unity thinks your pockets are

2023-09-15 03:32:05

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yesterday that instance’s admin called someone a * (like called the person an asshole then edited it to a string of asterisks) and mastodon.art was literally like “ASTERISKS?! THAT COULD BE A SLUR“ and defederated them, then a bunch of other places defederated them too, so tau-ceti.space is just furious

2023-09-14 21:45:19

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battle royales seem to be great at fucking up the experience for everyone too, Apex Legends has an ongoing issue with mixing mouse+keyboard players with controller players and giving the controller players aim assist

2023-09-14 15:58:11

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Mortal Kombat seems like a bad place for that sort of thing though since the X-ray attacks reveal the male bone structure

2023-09-14 14:22:54

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what the fuck

2023-09-12 21:36:14

yo @npub108z…dkr5 is your site ok
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2023-09-09 17:16:19

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shit like it has been done before too, look up foot binding if you want to be extremely unhappy

2023-09-07 01:00:01

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cool, i didn't know you were a vtuber
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2023-09-04 17:17:48

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suit yourself, i learned gastronomy from an expert
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2023-09-03 16:01:35

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so basically what furries use KF for?

2023-09-03 14:54:39

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i wanna hear about these fatwas

2023-09-01 20:29:53

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cloudflare, looks like they also reject every instance with a microsoft, google, or amazon IP
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2023-09-01 05:07:22

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um excuse me they're making an omelet a few eggs (read: small children) are going to be broken can't you understand that?????

2023-09-01 05:05:59

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careful, if you piss him off further he might add a second exclamation point or even a third

2023-09-01 04:48:12

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goddamn that segment was good
TRS: Josh has no solidarity with anyone politically!
Josh: True. I think that you’re all stupid faggots. I think that you’re all stupid faggots, and the fact that you’re stupid faggots is why you have not accomplished anything. It’s why, despite how terrible things are and the obvious lower quality of life that everybody in the United States is living with, you’re such a stupid annoying faggot and you say such dumb shit that you cannot compel a single normal person (who isn’t terminally online like fucking graf) to align with you at all. You have zero persuasive ability, you have nothing show for your life, and you cannot convince the common working man that you have the capability of leading the nation. They will continue to vote for the same fucking people over and over again because they have something to show for it. You have nothing. That’s why. It’s not me keeping you back, it’s not your fucking dox on Kiwifarms that’s stopping you from taking over the world and killing every jew on the planet. It’s that you’re a fucking loser and everyone sees you as a fucking loser. Who are your constituents? Nobody. Nobody fucking votes for you.