Missing The Point

Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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2024-08-08 12:50:37

Breaking: Trump announces Vance will embark on campaign swing with North Dakota governor Kristi Noem to visit the state’s extensive gravel pits.
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2024-08-07 16:26:27

This. This is why some of us are here every day, grinding.
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2024-07-30 22:55:11

Breaking: Sources close to former president Trump confirm he is considering replacing JD Vance on the presidential ticket with a couch.

2024-07-22 12:07:27

Breaking: Trump refuses to accept the results of the presidential withdrawal, will continue to campaign against Biden.

2024-07-16 02:24:29

Live your life such that you don’t agree to work for someone you once compared to Hitler.

2024-07-13 15:37:31

Dr. Ruth, the inventor of various masturbation techniques involving her eponymous candy bar, is dead at 96. RIP

2024-07-09 17:13:56

Concerns mount as to whether the 173-year old New York Times is too old to continue in its role as the nation’s newspaper of record.

2024-07-09 02:33:57

What the hell am I supposed to do with my Gabbard-Williamson 2024 bumper stickers now?

2024-07-02 17:25:45

Looking forward to the shift from "Why that's bad news for Joe Biden" takes to "Why that's bad news for Kamala Harris" takes.

2024-07-01 17:59:22

Breaking: Joe Biden personally launches Tomahawk missile at Mar-a-Lago after writing on its side “Official Axe.”

2024-06-30 22:03:21

When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand it was then that the New York Times was carrying Trump.

2024-06-30 15:35:53

The Democratic National Convention: “Who should replace Joe Biden (wrong answers only)?”

2024-06-20 12:01:33

Just in time for the summer solstice, my high-end tourism company would like to announce its new venture that launches billionaires into the heart of the sun.

2024-06-06 21:02:30

Police Departments Announce Intention to Immobilize Their Forces https://www.popsci.com/technology/cybertruck-police-patrol-car/

2024-05-25 02:20:30

Boeing astronauts prepare for leaking spacecraft by packing extra door plugs.
https://www.businessinsider.com/boeing-says-starliner-safe-for-space-launch-helium-leak-2024-5

2024-05-24 16:09:28

I take it back, Google Search does still work.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/496/929/829/957/817/original/e581dd72dbe3f826.jpeg

2024-05-24 15:56:17

These Shitposts Kill AI.

2024-05-24 11:25:34

At least RFK Jr. has the excuse of brain worms. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/nicole-shanahan-rfk-jr-vice-president-beliefs-rcna153535

2024-05-24 10:52:46

ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.
Everyone knows you should use staples.

2024-05-21 02:30:20

Breaking: In an effort to avoid further controversy, ChatGPT will now be voiced by recently-deceased Iranian President Ebrahim Rais.

2024-05-13 10:43:39

Breaking: Shortly before the start of testimony today, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels will pose together for their commemorative trial photo keepsake.

2024-05-11 16:43:35

A Stormy Daniels should be a legit riff on a Dark ‘n’ Stormy replacing the rum with whiskey.

2024-05-05 00:32:14

Breaking: Uvalde police concede that they would have entered the school if it had been to arrest the students.

2024-04-17 01:52:03

I would pay a lot to be a prospective juror in Trump’s criminal trial so that all of my Trump posts could be read to him.
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2024-04-13 21:05:04

In a sign that Iran’s retaliatory drone strike was not intended to escalate the conflict, Iran announced that the drones are Boeing-made and therefore were not expected to make it to the Israeli border before crashing.

2024-04-08 00:47:04

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
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2024-03-28 22:12:24

Elon Musk offers to build the new Key Bridge entirely from the steel from incapacitated cybertrucks.

2024-03-21 21:37:43

Trump to spend the weekend trashing all of his New York properties before handing the keys over to the sheriff Monday morning.

2024-03-20 11:53:45

“My gender has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the name of my union.”
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2024-03-16 17:50:27

Flight attendant blunders by agreeing to work a Boeing flight. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-14/pilot-seat-blunder-led-to-mid-air-plunge-of-latam-boeing-787-wsj-reports

2024-03-16 17:48:29

Breaking: Chinese control over TikTok to be replaced by control over TikTok by a group financed by the owners of Bone Saw International.
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2024-03-16 17:39:45

Flight attendant blunders by agreeing to work a Boeing flight. https://bsky.app/profile/missingthept.bsky.social/post/3kntecpbsgl2z

2024-03-16 14:55:16

Don’t worry everyone, I finally reached Princess Kate and she said she’s doing fine.
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2024-03-16 12:39:27

If the US government really wants to shut down TikTok they should let Elon buy it.

2024-03-16 11:24:19

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super- wait, no, it’s a part from that plane!”

2024-03-16 10:53:25

Boeing mishaps may be all over the news recently but flying is still statistically one of the safest ways you can travel. If you will be flying soon, remember the nine out of ten Boeing flights that don’t have a part fall off.

2024-03-16 01:51:25

Breaking: Kate Middleton expected to rise from the dead on Easter Sunday.
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2024-03-15 15:36:42

Judge overseeing Trump’s Georgia criminal case releases his “Sides of March” ruling. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/fani-willis-trump-georgia-rcna139810

2024-03-15 15:17:11

Breaking: Indiana Republicans demand government subsidization of intellectual viewpoints unable to compete on their own in the marketplace of ideas. https://fox59.com/indianapolitics/tenure-related-senate-bill-signed-by-indiana-gov-eric-holcomb/

2024-03-15 14:29:18

Beware the 15th of March.

2024-03-15 13:17:45

Will the controversies around Kate Middleton’s disappearance and Prince William’s rumored side piece hurt his chances of being elected king?

2024-03-15 12:20:19

Kensington Palace releases photo substantiating its claim that Kate Middleton is “smiling, upbeat, and enjoying being out” amid controversy.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/099/667/230/211/102/original/606cfb5899db8b63.jpeg

2024-03-15 12:04:04

Trump vows to release January 6 “hostages” if elected, making room in prison for the participants in his second insurrection, which will involve many of the same people.

2024-03-15 11:35:02

Breaking: Elon Musk announces bid to buy Boeing in order to increase his company’s valued “passengers killed per incident” metric.

2024-03-15 11:00:29

Pretty sure I know how today ends (tomorrow starts).

2024-03-15 10:38:50

On the Ides of March we recall one of the most famous lines ever from a play, Brutus to Julius Caesar: “While you were toga partying, I studied the blade."

2024-03-14 20:04:49

Breaking: Elon Musk cancels Don Lemon after being interviewed for his inaugural Twitter show and discovering that the host is Black.

2024-03-14 12:01:16

Happy 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939935105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342110679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 (or thereabouts) Day.

2024-03-14 11:01:52

New villain origin story just dropped.
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2024-03-14 10:56:28

PSA: Today is March of Ides Eve, which is your annual safety reminder to sharpen your kitchen knives.

2024-03-14 01:18:29

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
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2024-03-13 15:41:56

Boeing passengers asked to assist with preflight safety checks by alerting flight attendants if they notice any loose bolts or missing engines.

2024-03-13 15:29:28

Breaking: Georgia judge dismisses six charges in Trump election interference case; Trump vows to commit six new crimes to make up the difference.

2024-03-13 10:35:23

Showcasing his long-range planning skills, for years now Trump has been laying the groundwork to overturn unfavorable 2024 election results, in sharp contrast to Biden who has not even gotten started.

2024-03-13 01:03:52

If you are patient enough, you can build your very own Boeing airplane out of parts that fall from the sky.

2024-03-12 15:42:42

Breaking: Senator Katie Britt demands that President Biden release Kate Middleton: “This is not how we treat an American.”

2024-03-12 13:21:49

Breaking: Under mounting pressure, Kensington Palace releases new picture of Kate Middleton with her children.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/082/921/241/296/283/original/9fdb2d40ed1340ad.jpeg

2024-03-10 17:10:30

Honestly, I’m honored just to have been nominated for an Oscar in the category of Writing (Original Post). 🤞

2024-03-09 15:34:48

As we prepare for Daylight Savings Time, I wonder what world will await us upon awakening tomorrow after having been catapulted forward in time.
Will there be flying cars? I bet there will be flying cars.

2024-03-06 12:40:04

Nikki Haley could actually garner some respect if she doesn’t endorse Trump, which is why she probably will.

2024-03-05 16:47:19

In case Mastodon is about to have an outage too, please spread the word as it is imperative that the world know tha
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2024-02-27 11:45:38

With Biden and Trump both scheduled to travel to the Texas border on Thursday, Trump asks Biden if he can hitch a ride on Air Force One as he’s “a little short on cash right now.”

2024-02-27 11:28:36

President Biden and former president Donald Trump both travel to the Texas border on Thursday for the presidential candidates’ traditional Texas cage match.

2024-02-26 01:45:33

Area man who can’t set up PC computer wants to implant a chip in your brain.
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2024-02-23 18:39:22

People who opine about recreational sex should maybe try it at some point in their lives.
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2024-02-09 20:45:14

Why do we call them the federal criminal charges against Trump and not a Garland of Indictments?

2024-01-30 22:55:58

Breaking: Elon Musk pay package struck down by Delaware judge, will be forced to pay back $55 billion, or 110 Twitters.

2024-01-23 23:28:47

Breaking: As an additional safety measure, in addition to door plugs all Boeing plane openings will be equipped with screen doors.

2024-01-07 20:30:48

A 737-9 Max plane’s wall blowing out in midair has industry observers concerned that Boeing is plagiarizing SpaceX.

2023-12-28 07:55:50

Nikki Haley finesses answer to “What caused the Civil War?” question so as not to offend key former-slaveholder constituency.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/656/969/625/316/442/original/5f565978aa306477.jpeg

2023-12-24 08:45:39

What if you had to choose between being merry and being bright?

2023-12-09 12:17:03

Russian President Vladimir Putin confirmed his run for another six-year presidential term in 2024, surprising observers unaware he still had to run for office.

2023-12-01 11:51:47

The newly-launched Cybertruck comes with a free ice scraper for the front windshield and a free pedestrian scraper for the front bumper.
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2023-11-21 03:35:54

FREE BUSINESS IDEA: Coffee creamer brand called “Cream Mate.”

2023-11-18 22:50:47

SpaceX has cornered the exploding rocket market, it’s not even worth competitors trying to enter the space.

2023-10-26 16:29:36

Have we tried prayers and thoughts?

2023-10-25 00:59:56

I too once spent weeks searching my house for a speaker.

2023-10-22 15:12:45

Today I am announcing my candidacy for President of Mastodon.
#PresidentofMastodon

2023-10-11 23:27:58

Now that I’ve finally located Israel on a world map I’m ready to provide some insightful commentary on the current conflict.
1/567

2023-10-03 16:53:46

The moment Lawyer Jesus realizes his client’s going to stiff even him.
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2023-10-01 19:15:04

Are they bringing back rainbow fentanyl for Halloween this year? Was a big hit last year.

2023-10-01 18:48:43

“Yes sir, this is a still, scheduled assembly, you may not be familiar with those.”
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2023-09-29 21:53:59

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2023-09-22 18:35:09

US Senate dress code amended to require coat and tie when accepting gold bars.

2023-09-19 00:49:44

Why doesn’t Elon charge people who don’t use Twitter, it’s a faster-growing market segment.

2023-09-14 16:18:39

I’m good at two things, crocheting and kicking ass, and I’m all done with ass-kicking.

2023-09-13 11:31:06

What’s the best website to meet other Amish people?

2023-09-11 13:22:26

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@npub10pr…qn7d https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/111046722687068320

2023-09-11 11:34:43

But if I die who will obsess about the things only I care about?

2023-09-11 11:26:39

Elon must be smart, just look at all the impressive problem-solving anecdotes shared by his PR firm.

2023-09-10 21:49:39

“You’re looking a little peaked, Dr. Zaius — time for the Neuralink?”
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2023-09-10 21:03:33

No child has died as a result of Tesla Autopilot.
For our early test drives, to minimize risk to healthy children, we chose terminal children (those we were just as fine having die).
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2023-09-10 14:20:04

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@npub1grx…uxfe https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/111041181078230188

2023-09-10 13:52:39

X’s new terms of service insist that tweets are now “heils.”

2023-09-10 13:47:22

Even the worst posts can go viral sometimes, see.

2023-09-08 17:14:44

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@npub1ahq…wjwd 🙏

2023-09-08 10:49:54

On the one-year anniversary
Of Queen Elizabeth's death,
Remember that we now have
Charles in charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want,
I want Charles in charge of me.

2023-09-08 01:32:07

Without downloading any, drop the most recent pic saved on your phone of your social security card, credit card with the highest limit and driver’s license.

2023-09-05 15:35:28

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@npub1hyk…3p33 https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/110967684075038187

2023-09-05 11:25:53

Musk promises to use any proceeds from a successful ADL defamation lawsuit to fund Twitter content that even he would agree that the ADL should challenge.