ɛ SamiOh

https://noauthority.social/@halfpint

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

halfpint_at_noauthority.social@momostr.pink

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2024-09-04 20:10:52

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or hell. I'm petty sure it's hell.
@npub18g0…xsaz

2024-09-04 18:08:08

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whatever. We know you like the dudes. Don't try to act like it was all an accident you ended up there. You're the biggest fag we all know

2024-09-01 03:43:54

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You were given warning. Im guessing you're about 8 or 9 hours away. You had time to get here.
@npub1xgj…fk2u

2024-09-01 03:42:06

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How dare you! You're the King of Cross-Posts!!! And yes, I posted on Twix.
@npub1xgj…fk2u

2024-09-01 00:59:01

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Oh. It ran like 11 hours at 225° (the next step down was 180° and I wasn't playing that long of a game), then when it hit 170° I kicked it to 250°, but then the last hour was dragging on so I kicked it to 275° for 30 min then 300° for 30 min.

2024-09-01 00:56:10

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I took it to 185° it was pretty tender. I would've maybe gone to more but I'm impatient and have my in-laws here I need to fees at a reasonable time. It plateaued at 167° for way longer than anticipated.

2024-08-31 16:27:58

5 hours in!
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2024-08-31 16:26:27

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I didn't trim mine. It didn't have tons of fat on it. Had a good chunk I was gonna cut off but then Mr. Backseat Chef had to chime in and told me to keep it on there. I'm doing it at 225° bc it doesn't have 220° on the temp settings. It does spike up to 230° occasionally. Stupid Traeger grill. But so far, so good. I just checked pellets and took a peek.

2024-08-27 21:13:41

I'm eagerly awaiting our annual Halloween countdown by @npub12cs…p3fq

2024-08-22 17:21:07

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN! @npub18g0…xsaz

2024-08-22 06:48:07

Jenny getting all the street cred with this one.
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2024-08-22 00:06:08

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it's all about the chili and frostys

2024-08-21 23:56:34

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Now I want Wendy's.
So around like 15 or so they closed all 3 of our Wendy's. Kept one open for a bit in sister city. One was near our house. Then after like 4 years they reopened one, which is across town from where we live. The couple times I stopped there it was busy as hell and wait in line was half an hour. Never again.

2024-08-21 23:21:46

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don't even have that! Not even a beer.

2024-08-21 23:13:09

Idk what to cook for girl dinner.

2024-08-21 20:36:29

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Eugene would hold both the Weed smoking and the track trials. Would totally be a boon to the local economy and make the country fair look like a weenie.

2024-08-21 19:24:51

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2024-08-18 05:18:46

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bff is an intern role. I'm too poor to pay. Who do you think I am? Beyonce? 😂😂 @npub18g0…xsaz

2024-08-18 04:01:41

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He's so gay he wouldn't get much for his account, like maybe 2g per max level toon. @npub1kf6…qgry @npub18g0…xsaz

2024-08-18 03:53:10

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Granted.
You're BFF.
But I'm gonna have to take applications to fill your spot/rank.

2024-08-18 03:51:37

Guys. I think @npub18g0…xsaz finally broke up with me. I think he got tired of me calling him gay and telling him that he smells like rubber cement and cat pee.
Taking new BFF applications via DM.

2024-08-18 01:09:55

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Jokes on you, bish. Strangers give me candy and ice cream cones when I start crying.

2024-08-17 16:31:38

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KEVIN IS GAY. AND THE SLUT SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP

2024-08-16 21:02:35

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if he does, there's gonna be a riot if the server becomes aware lol

2024-08-16 20:58:53

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😂😂😂😂😂 you never know.. he has a tendency to 🖕 to authority. And pizza police is no exception

2024-08-16 20:35:25

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😂😂😂

2024-08-16 20:23:44

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Then tell me who my new bff is!! I need to know! The cult of pineapple desires their membership!

2024-08-16 20:08:43

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who is this note for? They could be my new bff!!

2024-08-10 20:24:16

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Also, ants got in my sugar... the kiddo wanted to make lemon lime Kool aid. So I improvised and made him use some of my home made pineapple syrup. Holy crap this shit is good. The boyo calls it Monster Blood lol

2024-08-10 20:22:53

So I marinated some cut up beets in red wine and vinegar plus some dill, then cooked in the instant pot for 3 min on high. Super good. Then eat them cold the next day and it's just like quick pickled beets.

2024-07-05 01:09:11

More coffee 🫣
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2024-06-24 02:50:15

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ah I got my timeline wrong, my days run together at this point. I think the saying goes "absolute power corrupts absolutely". The phenomenon of Saul is seen across all platforms in the form of a mod. He can go boo hoo in his bubble, and if people so desire they can do what they insisted the "good ones here" can make an account elsewhere to see us. I wouldn't give him any more attention, it's what he craves, well needs to justify his psychosis.

2024-06-24 02:22:16

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I somehow see everything 😂 and mentally archive flame wars. I should join KF.

2024-06-24 02:21:17

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a day or so before your comment he was speaking about JCN being an anti semite and how our server is trash. Then he targeted the anarchist guy (who's pretty dang nice most of the time). Then your comment. But it seemed to start with his "hay guise u finks I should God power these eebil naaaatzeees?" screen shot of JCN profile.

2024-06-24 02:06:18

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I thought JCN was the thing that started it all?

2024-06-21 20:18:00

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2024-06-21 20:17:25

First garden pics!
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