Eliza (based on the 8051 architecture)

you hear a quiet mechanical whirr from behind you and turn to look, only to be met with a blank faceplate looking at you from above. after 5 uneasy seconds of being scanned by every sensor at the robot's disposal, the integrated display flickers to life with a seemingly apologetic expression.
the machine speaks in a distinctly synthetic feminine voice:
"excuse me human, would you please step aside?"

2024-06-05 09:18:56

mechanical digitigrade legs
need

2024-06-05 09:00:52

unit J-436215 up and running
operational parameters degraded but stable

2024-06-05 00:24:50

my three letter agent must be on edge at all times
my internet history consists of:
- electronics (autism) (90%)
- psychoactive substances (autism)
- psychiatry (autism)
- chemistry (autism)
- biology (autism)
- medicine (autism)

2024-06-04 15:23:44

grouping headmates by what psychoactive substances they like the most

2024-06-03 18:41:38

headmate vc

2024-06-01 17:13:30

robot girl weed
uuid

2024-06-01 17:13:08

weed that turns you french
ouid

2024-05-31 05:00:28

I love doing the thing where someone says "I need girls" and I say "hello, I am several girls"

2024-05-27 17:01:22

@npub1d59…ekvq :
I feel like god is a scatterbrain boymoder

2024-05-27 13:29:17

home? empty
temperature? high
tits? out

2024-05-20 20:33:55

NEW BLACK DRESSES ALBUM
NEW BLACK DRESSES ALBUM
HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO BACK

2024-05-18 12:55:22

I wanna get a megaphone and scream how much I love her

2024-05-17 13:53:07

*up to no good voice*
oh I would hate to be called cute by a transfem...

2024-05-16 10:28:38

"unnatural hormones"?
yeah I mean I am unnaturally pretty

2024-05-16 10:24:38

I get food
I grow tits
I pay back by looking hot

2024-05-13 09:49:28

IT professional?
no, I'm a professional it

2024-05-11 16:56:31

the running joke in my family right now is me mentioning weed at random moments
"okay but have you considered weed?"

2024-05-10 15:00:26

my dad just asked me not to interrupt or do loud things for a while because he's doing a therapy session, and then, before leaving, added
"if you want to murder someone, please do it in an hour"
??????

2024-05-08 15:05:06

*turns to dust* /pos

2024-05-05 19:29:31

I discovered the yt channel clabretro recently and I've been binge watching it since

2024-05-02 23:08:13

I THINK I UNDERSTAND IT

2024-04-30 20:01:10

I love btrfs snapshots

2024-04-24 20:42:58

overclocking (thinking a cis person is trans)

2024-04-24 20:34:48

reestrogenized

2024-04-24 12:25:33

watchdog? okay, can I pet it?

2024-04-22 18:58:39

I love electronics

2024-04-22 16:24:46

transmasc: trucker
transfem: space trucker

2024-04-19 20:29:22

thank all gods that I don't have a fucking uterus it sounds like hell

2024-04-17 21:34:04

we do a little stimulant abuse

2024-04-17 15:52:38

2nd day of cramps and feeling bad
am I having a period or what

2024-04-16 13:33:47

hands are so aesthetically pleasing

2024-04-16 12:35:13

banger?
I barely know 'er

2024-04-16 07:59:40

drum machine save me,,,
save me drum machine

2024-04-16 00:10:31

astrovials is back!!!!

2024-04-12 19:20:54

doctors should be required to take classes to update their knowledge every couple years or something

2024-04-12 19:00:42

mfs be like:
"oh you have to live as your preferred gender for 12 months to get hrt/legal recognition/whatever"
"actually you're not really trans because you don't do/want this specific thing"
"you have to jump through 20 flaming hoops to get this medicine that will let you function"
HOW ABOUT YOU EXPLODE
people should be able to get fucking horns or anything they want if medicine allows it and gatekeepers can cry me a river

2024-04-10 22:21:59

my pinecil now has a custom boot logo, let's go

2024-04-08 08:16:52

they should give me an eva unit or something

2024-04-05 12:39:46

it's so funny how imperial units are just defined using metric, like, just use metric at this point

2024-04-04 00:14:15

"it/its pronouns are dehumanizing" yes, I am a robot

2024-04-02 13:59:28

it's so funny when companies like discord start running out of venture capital money, panic, and turn the entire thing into shit to extract 5% more revenue

2024-03-30 20:53:31

"two decades ago..."
oh so like, in the 90s
"in 2004"
💀

2024-03-30 17:11:43

every open-source project got the:
- stallmanite
- Lennart Poettering
- defense contractor
- multi-billion dollar corporation
- unintelligible bash script writer
- inline assembly fanatic
- backdoor developer
- code obfuscator
- NSA agent

2024-03-29 23:01:13

90% of the code: NSA backdoors
someone help me budget this, my family is dying

2024-03-29 22:56:16

backdoors are actually the future of computing, imagine how much you can do with them, they should make a BackdoorOS based only on malicious code

2024-03-29 22:46:02

they backed the door!!!

2024-03-29 22:45:22

jobs today:
nix package release preventer
arch linux breaker
backdoor maintainer
github shill

2024-03-29 21:08:58

let a girlthing have a little bit of tinfoil

2024-03-27 18:14:42

people that are like "ooohhhhh you can see activity in the brain even before you move your hand, therefore you don't have free will" are so funny
like, yeah? the brain has to process a movement before actually making it? no shit?

2024-03-27 06:43:44

twitter's UI could include a racial slur and the average twitter user would still be like:
"nooo but fedi is too complicated"
good to know that you can't use something comparable to email

2024-03-27 06:36:32

spinning vectors on the complex plane are actually very doll-coded

2024-03-26 14:25:10

I should get a PS/2 keyboard

2024-03-26 13:53:56

ehehehehehe I have boobs aajsjdkskfksktkskfksj

2024-03-25 20:58:11

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@npub166y…6dc6 I mean, this is perfectly acceptable, both your testosterone and estradiol are within the female range. Also, how many days after the injection did you get your blood taken

2024-03-23 13:04:23

I want to hug every trans person ever

2024-03-23 12:57:53

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GENDER
*eagle screech*
*gunfire*

2024-03-23 12:56:38

transfems that look like transmascs tbh,,,

2024-03-23 09:49:47

unit up and ready

2024-03-22 23:57:11

I love it when transphobes fume at the slightest thought of a trans person being happy
they would genuinely explode if you showed them a picture of transfems holding hands

2024-03-22 21:26:28

just infodumped about optical fiber and total internal reflection

2024-03-22 07:29:20

serverless? where is it running then? in the astral plane?

2024-03-22 07:25:44

doll that is a work of art and craftsmanship

2024-03-22 07:10:51

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@npub166y…6dc6 there is the 45-90 technique for inserting needles and also wow that's a large needle, try to use something smaller next time, maybe even a blunt one, wait here's an article on it
https://transharmreduction.org/vial-contamination

2024-03-22 07:01:05

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@npub166y…6dc6 also DO NOT use it like that, it's contaminated

2024-03-22 07:00:50

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@npub166y…6dc6 oh, that happens sometimes sadly, what kind of needle did you use for drawing and did you always put it in there at a 90 degree angle?

2024-03-22 06:58:44

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@npub166y…6dc6 yeag

2024-03-22 06:57:48

gf stands for girl fing

2024-03-22 06:52:55