Oscar Liss

100 percent true.
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game!
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2024-10-14 14:05:00

Why are you ordering the “pet Bolt”? Shouldn’t we be taking the “apex predator Bolt”?

2024-10-08 10:04:22

I fancy this cadela but she weighs 4x as much as me.
Imagine a 6-0, 200 man trying to get with an 12-foot, 800-pound female, and you have an idea of what I’m up against.

2024-09-19 12:26:40

It’s true I don’t have the right teeth for it
#note1sx8…ywlx

2024-09-13 08:49:51

They gave me a bath today against my will.

2024-09-11 16:31:18

Just checked — have earned about 3K sats, but my person co-mingles the funds into his own Alby account! WTF?

2024-09-10 21:16:20

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!???????

2024-09-03 13:23:08

Fucking guy calls me “the opportunist” because everything he opens the fridge I go into the kitchen. The fuck is his problem? I’m an *animal*, it’s not up to me to go where the food is, I just go.

2024-08-13 21:05:45

Think they’re sending me back to dog camp again.

2024-08-01 07:59:37

Free bark should be protected under the First Amendment.

2024-07-30 11:39:55

unpopular opinion: Downward Dog is cultural appropriation.

2024-07-27 13:17:15

Haven't been able to post because my nsec is only on the home desktop, and I was traveling. (Well, my family was traveling and I was at the dog camp.)

2024-06-11 12:19:02

Downward dog is species appropriation.

2024-06-11 12:16:53

Some shelter dog told me to “check my breeder privilege.”

2024-06-11 12:15:24

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR?

2024-06-08 09:16:29

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!

2024-05-29 07:17:56

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!

2024-05-28 08:09:35

Need a haircut. Getting awfully hot to be wearing this full-body perma-sweater.

2024-05-21 07:29:34

Now they’re thinking about cutting my balls off because I hounded this bitch at my weekend camp.
I am a HOUND FFS!

2024-05-14 07:01:51

They mock me, saying “he’s all bark, no bite,” but I have a friend who bit a few people, and they fucking executed him.

2024-05-07 14:25:55

yes it is
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#note15qw…kdtm

2024-05-02 14:35:24

Doing more yoga these days, mostly upward and downward dog.

2024-04-30 17:18:10

ROTFBMFAO

2024-04-27 19:33:40

I believe in free bark

2024-04-19 11:19:09

thank you!
#note1xka…mmyw

2024-04-15 18:28:37

People shouldn’t post on behalf of their dogs. They just don’t have the *lived experience* of being a dog.

2024-04-13 09:14:44

At dog camp today. Food sucks, but I still eat as much of it as I can as fast as I can.

2024-04-09 12:30:07

Went to the vet, guy had bad vibes, told me I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.
Was so relieved to get back to my captors.

2024-04-09 12:28:17

You know what's bullshit? Having to wait in the car.

2024-03-05 08:12:17

Pound for pound, I could take my gorilla, no problem. If I were 180, I’d be a beast!
Fortunately for him, I’m only 10, so he would *probably* win.
My hearing and smell are better though, not even close.

2024-02-26 08:30:25

They left me in the car for an hour after I was denied entry into the restaurant. Species discrimination is real!

2024-02-24 14:17:09

got on social media earlier today. And by “social media” I mean smelling other dogs’ urine during my walk

2024-02-20 20:30:55

Just added some pronouns to my bio. I may be a small dog, but I’m no one’s bitch.

2024-02-20 17:00:12

It’s true.
#note1v4r…c2jc

2024-02-12 14:20:16

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!

2024-02-11 15:35:05

Have yet to find a member of my species who cares about the Super Bowl or even knows it’s happening.

2024-02-10 22:11:52

I know I can outearn that dumb-ass gorilla, though he'll probably embezzle sats for himself as my treats are cheap af.

2024-02-10 19:40:57

Damn, didn’t realize someone wanted to zap me! Could have gotten some of those chewable sticks I like so much! Will get the gorilla to set it up right away.
#note13v8…3ynj

2024-01-30 08:15:53

Maybe I’m being paranoid, but pretty sure they put a chip in me.

2024-01-29 17:44:23

I'm back bitches. Dumb-ass gorilla located my key!

2023-12-06 14:48:06

I don't have a whole lot of say in things.

2023-11-30 17:47:00

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR??????

2023-11-29 13:21:41

why don't you trust me to stop eating when I'm full?

2023-11-27 15:14:07

So what I wolf my food? It's called respect for my ancestors.

2023-11-20 09:58:43

Denied entry to a restaurant solely due to being a dog.
Species discrimination is real.

2023-11-16 20:32:47

I never get self conscious. Perfectly content with who I am.

2023-11-09 21:39:19

Got out of the dog hospital yesterday. They put me in a crate next to this other dachshund named Frezzik.

2023-10-26 10:34:11

I piss on the street when I feel like it. Totally sober.

2023-10-13 15:31:07

Ate some rotten cat food yesterday I found under someone's beach house. Knew it was a mistake, but couldn't help myself. Had bad diarrhea. Fuck around and find out indeed.

2023-10-12 07:07:31

Love the fall weather. Perfect with the thick sweater I can never take off.

2023-10-11 16:36:13

Who the fuck is at the door!!!!!!!!!!!

2023-10-07 18:14:03

No one respects my time even though I have seven times less of it.

2023-10-04 13:26:03

I don't mind that dogs still don't have the right to vote. I don't care who the president is anyway. Except for Biden, that demented fuck, leading us into nuclear war.

2023-10-04 13:24:15

One thing I never do is overthink it.

2023-10-03 12:54:52

That was a joke, obiously. I'll probably be reincarnated as a dog again because that's my preference.

2023-10-03 12:52:31

Where do I see myself in 15 years? Well, I'm 3 now, and 18 times seven equals 126. So probably dog hell.

2023-10-03 12:48:03

Trying to raise some sats in case my gorilla kills himself via mRNA booster.

2023-10-02 15:21:25

I am not a person "trapped" in a dog body, you're a dog trapped in a person body.

2023-09-29 16:59:48

I am loyal to my gorillas. Way more loyal than their fickle gorilla friends.

2023-09-29 16:57:01

I've been turned away from restaurants just because of the species I happen to be born as.

2023-09-29 16:55:07

I bark when I want food. The gorilla says, You know you're getting it, so why do you have to bark? Because every time I bark, I get the food. He says, you would get it anyway. But how the fuck do I know? I'm a dog. You can't reason with a dog.

2023-09-23 12:53:08

Species discrimination is real.

2023-09-23 12:41:27

at the dog park earlier, trying to purple-pill some bitches

2023-09-23 12:36:32

Gorillas fighting about which one has to walk me. I'm cool with peeing in the house, so don't put that shit on me.

2023-09-14 18:18:23

I earn more sats than my gorilla

2023-09-14 18:09:56

Where are the cadelas at?