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2024-02-21 15:56:09

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@npub1kdy…2hnf Maybe? but i think there is still a difference in perception between a plastic bottle and a glass one such that the plastic is more consumable, and so it feels less impactful to go through more than one.

2024-02-21 15:42:09

how many cokes would people drink if they could only get the cans and glass bottles, i wonder.
if people couldnt get any of the plastic versions, i think they'd drink it less.
oh well, i'm sure this has nothing to do with the gradual disappearance of even specialty drinks in glass bottles (looking at you, snapple)

2024-02-21 12:49:13

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2024-02-20 15:36:19

tranny tumblr going nuts over a tranny getting permabanned (for posting explicit pics that were not properly tagged, sending rape threats to other users, and posting death threats against staff), insisting that the staff is transmisogynistic and hates transwomen
truly i wish i lived in the world they live in
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2024-02-20 01:42:51

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2024-02-20 01:23:22

my son is officially punking me and my husband
where we are staying now there happens to be a pop punk band practice going on next door and the house is shaking from the drums and the baby? fast asleep.
at home? breathe wrong and he will end your life
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2024-02-20 00:50:06

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@npub1kdy…2hnf
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2024-02-19 15:34:57

the cat is responding to my baby crying (because he doesnt want to nap) by meowing loudly though the door as she is worried about this poor lost kitten (my son) being held hostage by the evil human (me, his mother) and not being allowed true cat freedom (no naptime we ballin)

2024-02-19 03:32:40

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@npub1kdy…2hnf some people blame him for the riots at woodstock '99 because after limp bizkit performed "break stuff" he encouraged the audience to. uh. break stuff.

2024-02-19 03:29:28

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2024-02-17 18:58:09

guys u wanna play battle for bikini bottom ?? :acat_smile:
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2024-02-16 21:24:41

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BWAAAAHHH
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2024-02-16 21:08:51

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@npub1utk…yzsa oh he sits just like greg 👍
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2024-02-16 21:01:11

t-minus 15 minutes until i know whether my homemade burger buns turned out okay :acat_deranged: :acat_hysteria: :acat_madness:

2024-02-16 17:09:08

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2024-02-16 16:56:19

a watched pot eventually boils but watched yeast never blooms

2024-02-16 13:34:42

that kind of sleep where your eyes are closed and you dream but its like your eyelids werent fully sealed and they let the awake energy seep into your brain which negated the effects of being asleep at all
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2024-02-16 10:27:37

not to relitigate my dumbphone post buuuut if the reason modern manfacturers refuse to make a sliding keyboard dumbphone is because big numpad keys are easier for arthritic old people to press, consider this:
do both you cowards
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2024-02-16 09:18:22

you know i always found baby monitors with cameras unnecessary and even creepy but at 3AM, with a baby who has made several noises ranging from delighted coos to hysterical crying, i am starting to see the utility
still will not buy one but i get it now

2024-02-16 01:43:02

what do kids these days do when they would normally be hurting each other ritualistically (purple nurples, indian burns, the mercy game, etc)
i know recess has been completely neutered at this point, theyre not even allowed to play tag anymore, so what do they do?

2024-02-15 15:50:08

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@npub15pm…eyw8 pulling out clumps of hair, brushing teeth and they spit out blood then look in the mirror and their teeth are covered in blood, massive bruises appearing that they cant explain, absentminded nervous scratching that leaves marks and scabs all over, literally any pustules!!
stop with coughing up black goo!! stop with swearing and deep voices and crawling on the ceiling!!

2024-02-15 15:22:32

demons and the theology around them are really fertile ground for horror and yet horror writers choose to dig into the clay filled barren soil of "oooh what if a demon GOT YOU and made you say swear words and talk in a scary voice!!! what if it whispers killed you! "
you've been given a gourmet meal and you've chosen to eat the wooden table

2024-02-15 01:03:50

bro i think you need to upgrade your setup 3d ultra pinball thrillride multiball is on and i'm getting some input delay on my paddles dude how am i supposed to get in the FUN ZONE
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2024-02-14 14:24:36

i should locally archive a mirror of gamefaqs

2024-02-14 01:27:55

today we made bread
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2024-02-12 21:23:42

most self aware trans person
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2024-02-12 18:55:44

imagine being paid to make things worse
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2024-02-12 10:11:14

ciggy slime 🚬💨🚬💨😤
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2024-02-12 09:01:22

an open letter to my son:
please go to sleep i m begging you

2024-02-11 13:20:08

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2024-02-10 14:17:20

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2024-02-09 20:33:14

house of leaves sucks ass and i will not elaborate further
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2024-02-09 14:19:08

@npub1kdy…2hnf
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2024-02-09 01:15:18

ennui or On Wii? think about it :blobcatthinksmart:

2024-02-08 03:02:27

real gamer hours playin bugdom :blobcatbughunter:
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2024-02-08 01:38:02

i'll just fucking say it: millipedes are better than centipedes
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2024-02-07 10:22:04

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1ekl…4nkp
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2024-02-06 12:14:02

reinstate debtors prisons

2024-02-06 02:45:15

We here at online news publication asked Full Blooded American (Naturalized) Guadalupe Suarez what she thought of the border situation: "These guys are basically like white ISIS meets gringo Al Qaeda and I fear for my life when I hear people speak with a southern twang for fear that they are secretly Texan operatives coming to slit my immigrant throat [sic: not an immigrant, an outsourced american]"

2024-02-06 02:22:58

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2024-02-04 00:32:55

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2024-02-03 17:13:04

anybody got good youtube channels for aquariums/terrariums that arent clickbait soyface thumbnail channels with a host with a youtube accent that goes "WHAT IS UP GUYS, [CHANNEL NAME] HERE, AND TODAY "
i already watch floo the flowerhorn (mostly inactive but w/e), homemade ecosystems, and tanks for nothin

2024-02-02 13:50:46

argument from fallacy is itself a fallacy and to all the fags who get all "AD HOMINEM!!@ AD HOMINEM GISH GALLUP NO TRUE SCOTSMAN SLIPPERY SLOPE"-- every time you open your mouth you should be lowered further into a pit matching the width and depth of the pit in your soul

2024-02-01 14:46:51

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@npub1rrj…9pga very true, but SOME of their customers (read: me and all my cool and epic friends) have nimble, delicate, non-arthritic fingers that miss being able to use physical buttons and a qwerty keyboard to type out a text
so basically they should spend millions of dollars to develop a new form factor for me and me alone :blobcat3c:

2024-02-01 14:28:03

the dumbphone market is blighted by the fact that they refuse to recognize that the sliding keyboard form factor was the best keyboard arrangement and continue to try to make numpad key arrangements work
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2024-01-31 16:32:39

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@npub1xrm…dncv @npub1cum…u84w my mom's cats absolutely loved theirs, and even my dog (who is normally afraid of anything that makes any noise at all) would steal water from it whenever we were over. cat fountain is good investment yes
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2024-01-31 04:02:40

corollary to death of the author called smug agreement with the author wherein an author unwittingly presents their own retarded ideology through the mouthpiece of an unrepentant piece of shit character and you end up agreeing with their interpretation of their work insofar as you agree that anyone who would believe what they believe is, indeed, an unrepentant piece of shit

2024-01-30 20:00:45

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2024-01-30 14:42:24

i'm so glad you're interested in starting an audio drama podcast! before we get started, be sure you have your required inserts:
-(1) asexual character
-(1) gay couple
-all characters are presumed bisexual until confirmed homophobic
-(1) mtf tranny
-(1) ftm tranny
-(1) nonbinary character, unvoiced so people are forced to use they/them pronouns
-(1) white villain
-majority minority cast
-eldritch horror mention (you know NO ONE has EVER done ~~COSMIC HORROR~~ before, its super original)
-out of place ads for other podcasts that are completely opposite in tone
option to add a C-level celebrity actor in a role to help advertise it

2024-01-30 00:46:01

its the doomsday clock but its always like 2 minutes from me going insane-o mode and i use it to manipulate people into bringing me foodstuffs and commiting crimes

2024-01-29 12:40:57

advertisers are genuinely possessed by demons and are employed for the purpose of making normal people into better vessels for possession

2024-01-29 02:06:18

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2024-01-28 19:10:54

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2024-01-27 21:59:33

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2024-01-23 17:03:41

scaring my husband by telling him that saturn devouring his son is the name we gave the painting but actually we don't know goya's specific reason for painting it or his interpretation of the work. it was part of his "black paintings" which were a collection of darker, unsettling works painted on the walls of his home in the latter years of his life, saturn being one of the works in his dining room. it is popularly considered to be an interpretation of the saturn myth but that was applied to the work after goya's death
anyway here are some other paintings from the set
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2024-01-23 15:41:53

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2024-01-23 15:27:13

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@npub15pm…eyw8 @npub17jx…w2x2 @npub1utk…yzsa I finally started learning about Christianity from the Orthodox Church, and coming from a secular/atheistic background, it was wild noticing all of the ways I had assumed things about Christianity from brief mentions in history class, pop culture, and half-remembered stories from other kids' Sunday school repeated to me secondhand. I feel a lot like this person in that way, and its really sad that it seems even people who grew up within Christianity were done the disservice of not being taught the genuine theology (not that I am any kind of authority on it, mind, I'm still very new to all of it).

2024-01-23 12:48:41

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@npub17jx…w2x2 it is genuinely sad that they thought this was a dunk
the central thesis of Christianity is that your sins can be forgiven, God died to make this possible, any Christian will tell you this
what a sad state this person is in

2024-01-23 12:37:48

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missing the point this hard is genuinely kind of sad

2024-01-23 12:36:36

oof
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2024-01-22 20:02:37

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2024-01-22 14:47:36

we as a culture decided that dropping in unannounced was annoying and rather than adopting the obvious remedy of simply announcing oneself via any of the instantaneous communication methods we have at our disposal, many of us instead decided that the answer is to live far enough away that visiting itself is inconvenient (even, funnily enough, when a visit is planned well in advance!)
i am sure this has had absolutely zero ramifications on community development and the nature of relationships with extended family though so don't worry dog

2024-01-20 20:29:41

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2024-01-18 15:34:14

if you as a historian feel the need to say BCE instead of BC and CE instead of AD, i think you should instead try and come up with another date to reference our year count to, and you're a pussy if you don't
have the courage to say we live in the year 3247 AUE (after ugarit eclipse) or refer to the year of our lord 2024 properly

2024-01-13 13:24:00

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2024-01-12 20:15:45

this is a pro serif house

2024-01-12 11:53:36

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2024-01-11 18:09:55

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2024-01-10 12:21:39

:acat_really:
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2024-01-08 09:29:49

mychart is specifically made the shittiest app to use to psyop you into not bothering your doctor
get back at them by releasing locusts on the premises

2024-01-07 15:37:38

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2024-01-04 13:02:33

recessed lighting LED bulbs fluorescent RGB neon wifi programmable color shifting amazon alexa google home paired cool white purple streetlights blue headlights no lamps no warm incandescent no sodium vapor lights orange glow in the nighttime like firelight no warm yellow headlights instead christmas lights that feel cold and plastic-y and wrong
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2023-12-26 02:29:11

"christmas is about capitalist consumerism" maybe for you. for me its about beyblade

2023-12-25 12:58:20

@binkle merry grinkle
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2023-12-24 14:27:23

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2023-12-24 12:34:14

imagine being so retarded you think this is an own
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2023-12-23 17:44:57

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2023-12-21 14:07:10

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@npub1srh…8g90 walter jackson freeman II would like a word with you
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2023-12-20 15:08:49

"waahh wahhh it gets dark so early in the winterrr why is it dark alreadyyy"
consider: it gets dark so early so my son can see the christmas lights before bedtime

2023-12-20 01:24:20

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2023-12-19 00:52:25

me no longer vibin'
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2023-12-19 00:52:08

me vibin'
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2023-12-18 12:23:43

if all synthetic textile manufacturing was stopped immediately it would be the single best thing anyone could do for the environment full stop

2023-12-17 16:11:16

the coca cola company has made many enemies but personally victimized me specifically by introducing Sprite Cranberry for exactly one (1) winter in 2017, creating the perfect beverage, then making it disappear by the spring. This tease would have been bad enough but then they brought it back the following winter, malformed and diseased, infected with """winter spice,""" tainted with repulsive notes of cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and clove, knowing that it would be just similar enough to compel me to excitedly purchase a bottle and rush to take a sip, only to be hit with the wretched assortment of spices and fall into despair. In the years that followed they have continued to bring back the hollowed-out husk of my favorite drink, filled not with delicious lemon-lime-cranberry flavor, but instead hiding the noxious taste of pumpkin pie spice sprinkled into a perfectly good drink, sullying it, a single drop of poison compromising the whole.
anyway believe not the deceiver etc. etc.
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2023-12-16 01:24:39

teach your wife to hide in the walls to help ward off postpartum psychosis
if she protests, remind her: if she's in the walls, then it can't be

2023-12-15 12:54:00

actors shut the fuck up challenge (impossible) (like literally impossible) (dividing by zero) (falling up) (hot ice)

2023-12-03 04:09:19

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1kdy…2hnf the binkle requires daily enrichment activities to exercise his brain and keep him stimulated and active
medication sequestering is one of the favorite activities of wild binkles, so us binkle-keepers do our best to provide that experience for any captive binkles in our care
rest assured, he is safe and happy (and receiving his medication in the form of ambient semitoxic gases)

2023-12-01 22:25:58

word
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2023-11-30 17:27:25

SCIENCE FACT: these are the same bugs used at electronic recycling plants to decompose old computer parts #detritovores
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2023-11-29 12:21:12

this is my first fediverse screenshot seen organically in the wild (on Tumblr)
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2023-11-28 15:31:34

an online review of a book i read last year:
"this book is just the n word with extra steps"
excellent

2023-11-28 12:11:48

in an effort to be more environmentally friendly, we here at Coca Cola are phasing out recycled plastic bottles in favor of ziploc brand resealable bags (a gift from us and our friends at Ziploc), which are meant to be strapped to the face like a feed bag. yeah the mexicans will still get glass bottles why do you ask

2023-11-27 03:12:05

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pot roast recipe is @binkle approved
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2023-11-27 03:00:04

a chuck roast, arm or shoulder, whatever size you've got
bacon grease
assortment of veggies, chopped into chunks (2 potatoes, 3 celery stalks, 2 carrots, 1 medium onion),
red wine 1 c
tomato paste 3 oz
rosemary 1 tbsp
garlic, minced 1tbsp
molasses or worcestershire sauce, 2 tsp (molasses if you want it to be slightly sweeter, worcestershire sauce if you don't)
ground pepper
bay leaf
Beef stock (as much as needed to cover the roast/veggies)
Preheat your oven to 285°F. Dry your meat thoroughly and generously rub salt over every inch of it. No other seasonings at this time. Place bacon grease (roughly 2 tbsp) into a dutch oven over high heat. Add roast and sear on each side until a lovely brown crust forms. Remove meat from pot and add vegetables. Cook for about 5 minutes, stirring regularly. Add 1 cup of wine and tomato paste. Continue to cook until it reduces a bit. Add in garlic, rosemary, molasses, pepper. Put the meat back in the pot, pushing aside the veggies to make space. Pour the beef stock over the veggies and beef until the roast is almost, but not completely, covered. Add bay leaves. Put the lid on the dutch oven and place in the preheated oven, cook for 1 hr. Then lower the temperature to the lowest your oven will go, probably 170°F. Leave it all day- low enough that you won't set your house on fire, probably won't even heat up your kitchen, also low enough you would have to leave it for days to overcook, but still hot enough to cook the meat given the proper amount of time. Can be cooked in a slow cooker if one prefers, though i find the dutch oven works better for me. If you've done it right you will barely be able to remove the roast from the pot as it will fall apart at the slightest touch. If it was a bone-in roast you should be able to pull the bone out with bare hands and no pressure.

2023-11-27 01:21:34

pot roast so tender my rubber tongs poked a hole straight through it when i went to pull it out of the dutch oven
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2023-11-26 23:23:56

boomers mad that kids don't have imagination, then you tell them you're not giving your baby electronic toys and not letting them watch tv and they act like you are depriving them of sunshine or water

2023-11-26 18:45:50

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@npub1scj…el3p for anyone who wants it here's the original hanksgiving tiktok :marseycringe:
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2023-11-25 21:43:23

consider
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2023-11-25 14:08:11

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@npub1kdy…2hnf i'm sorry i cant hear you what ??? merry christmas ❗❗
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2023-11-25 14:01:41

:blobcatchristmasglowsticks:
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