Lord of The Dud

Just some 50-Something guy from the Home Counties of England reliving his Teenage years, but with more creaks and joint pain.
Disillusioned with the last 12 years of UK Politics.
Ruled by 6 cats.
What else? Ex- Bass, guitars, synths, effects. Now more Motorbikes, scooters, and other noisy shizz.
He/Him/"That Bald Bastard".

vaj qeylIS mIwvam'e'!

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2024-08-30 14:58:01

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@npub1dts…6798 "You must learn to leave us alone!"

2024-08-29 07:54:20

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@npub1u3t…5q74 "I'm sure there was a chicken there a second ago!"

2024-08-06 20:14:58

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@npub17vj…g088 You could have added "Doesn't cost 3 to 5 times as much" for the Android.

2024-07-24 17:40:19

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@npub1mmf…eknq The current UK PM is a "Human Rights" lawyer. His actions as PM do not gel with that status.

2024-07-16 16:26:57

#SmashFascism
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/112/797/102/001/299/457/original/3f03665867b60683.jpg

2024-07-07 18:56:45

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@npub139m…6cf9 East Herts/west Essex.

2024-07-07 18:51:44

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@npub139m…6cf9 I saw one over my place earlier today.

2024-07-05 17:13:02

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@npub1y7x…jrl4 Orwell said something similar in 1984 about the Proles being kept supine by football, alcohol, and porn. We are in their dystopian worlds!

2024-07-03 20:59:24

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@npub139m…6cf9 ONLY IF WE #GetOutAndVote! #GE2024

2024-06-28 10:41:00

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@npub1hwk…gydj Gotta keep 'em sharp!

2024-06-20 14:45:18

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@npub1nn8…8sed There's also this version... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag8hU1PTnUo

2024-06-18 12:11:35

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@npub1nn8…8sed It's Nursey from "Blackadder II".

2024-06-09 23:21:23

The abbess of, Waltham being as graceful as you can get when sitting in a cardboard box. #CatsOfMastodon
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/112/589/214/886/039/461/original/13f3a2c08cac38e5.jpg

2024-06-09 15:12:54

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@npub1md3…dzzu I always tell new cat owners to get littermates if at all possible, not just one. That's how I've ended up with five cats. 🙄 🤔 😂 ❤️

2024-06-01 12:45:06

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 "Ah, but THIS is COMPLETELY different!", they will wail, tying themselves in knots working out how it's different...

2024-05-31 19:59:01

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@npub12ze…hunm It was a Cat and Dog coalition conspiracy against Big Tech. They weren't going to be replaced by robots without a fight!! 😎

2024-05-31 19:55:13

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@npub12ze…hunm It looks like a vision of 2000 as seen from 1971!

2024-05-28 18:52:44

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@npub1pu6…u9fd Source? Please?

2024-05-22 19:25:44

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@npub1mmf…eknq Ah, yes: And TFG as president will be SOOOOO much better!

2024-05-21 15:40:07

I've seen a lot of very new 2 follower accounts spouting shit in the last few hours, so here's a Troll Warning! #DoNotFeedTheTrolls #StopFuckingKillingPeople #StopGenocide
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/112/479/821/851/571/107/original/d82969d9f5ecef47.png

2024-04-23 14:09:15

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@npub19z9…u5j0 They PRETEND they're cleaning themselves, but really they're radioing their observations to the Mother Ship. 😎

2024-04-17 14:17:55

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@npub1md3…dzzu "Ah, Satan. I expect you're wondering why I summoned you..."

2024-04-09 14:02:05

#StopFuckingKillingPeople
#StopKillingThePlanet
#WorkTogether
#SmashCapitalism
#SmashFascism

2024-04-05 12:46:17

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@npub15zu…s7lx He's a moral coward, an emotional coward, a physical coward,.....

2024-04-03 20:59:20

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 Fuck Religion.

2024-04-02 22:27:17

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@npub1aum…5jx0 "This is what happens when a cat eats a radioactive spider!"

2024-04-02 16:20:51

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@npub1437…ranm Thanks

2024-04-02 15:56:12

#StopFuckingKillingPeople
#StopKillingThePlanet

2024-03-23 17:40:27

When religion rules
all those who do not conform
Will be wiped out
#Haiku #CrapPoet #Atheism

2024-03-21 20:25:22

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@npub1mmf…eknq ... Also, there was the USS Liberty Incident.

2024-03-21 20:23:34

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@npub1mmf…eknq I have a very similar opinion, but when you consider the Stern Gang (the ones that blew up the King David Hotel) asked Hitler for funding of their terrorist attacks against the British, you realise there are many uncomfortable parallels.

2024-03-21 20:17:34

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@npub1mmf…eknq The reason people use "nazi" as a catch-all term for fascist is because it's short and memorable, and you don't get the same look of shock when you call them a Nazi, as opposed to a c*nt.

2024-03-21 20:09:32

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@npub1mmf…eknq There are no religious, ethnic, racial, or cultural exceptions: ANYONE can be a Fascist! Even a transsexual black disabled lesbian is capable of being a Fascist! People will find their own reasoning as to why THEY are different to those being persecuted. Humans can be really sh!tty.

2024-03-21 18:11:07

Another obvious one. #SmashFascism #PunchNazis
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/112/135/020/204/583/262/original/d1d19844746fb621.jpg

2024-03-21 16:27:54

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@npub1c57…awu5 "It's a TRAP!"

2024-03-18 19:46:35

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@npub1k4q…3lsq "I do not wish to know that, kindly leave the Vestry!"

2024-03-15 15:11:33

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I wonder what caricatures people will make of Melon Husk? Will he be a version of "Dr Strangelove"? Or one of those "Dumb & Dumber" characters?

2024-03-14 16:03:21

Just in case...
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/112/094/882/716/196/152/original/675f6677394f6ea0.jpg

2024-03-13 23:00:20

#StopFuckingKillingPeople
#StopKillingThePlanet

2024-03-05 22:16:31

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@npub1typ…c8hh Urgh. I have some experience of "Running at both ends". I hope you recover soon. @npub14pk…80yc

2024-03-05 16:52:27

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@npub15cd…3mv2 "FREE THE FELINE FOUR!!" 😂

2024-03-05 15:09:17

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@npub1sfh…9gqj Did I just accidentally give my age away? 😂

2024-03-05 15:05:39

#SmashFascism #PunchANazi
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/112/043/693/529/362/540/original/97e51a717dee0bd1.jpg

2024-03-05 15:02:32

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@npub1sfh…9gqj They didn't watch "Space 1999" when they were kids, did they?

2024-03-01 21:51:27

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@npub1dts…6798 And you get to meet new people every day

2024-03-01 15:16:49

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 The USA has government of the people by four people.

2024-02-21 19:46:52

Someone is being a disgrace. #CatsOfMastodon #Beanfeet
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/971/184/702/723/821/original/fccb82ebca133cf2.jpg

2024-02-21 19:14:26

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@npub1mmf…eknq How're they holding up against the Gen-Xers?

2024-02-17 14:31:21

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@npub1yxz…6s8m Black cats rock!

2024-02-10 19:42:43

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@npub1t7d…pqpp "Meow. Err, I mean ROAR!!!"

2024-02-10 12:17:41

I'd probably quite like Humans if they didn't keep doing such DICKHEAD things! #StopFuckingKillingPeople

2024-02-10 11:38:42

#StopFuckingKillingPeople

2024-02-09 16:23:33

#SmashFascism
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/902/443/797/308/367/original/6a1d48557b8b7ecd.jpg

2024-02-05 14:47:54

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@npub1ewr…a20y Or at the very least, formal sex.

2024-02-04 23:46:54

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@npub1g0t…tvm4 I still have no idea why Labour is so worried about being criticised by the tories. It's like the D-Day landings being cancelled on the advice of Rommel! 😡

2024-02-02 16:32:01

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@npub15zu…s7lx So they don't like it when people use attack drones against the people who first used attack drones?

2024-01-30 17:50:11

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@npub132h…f594 I'm sure that "We know better!" Have been the last words of many a revolutionary. "Robespierre, anything you want to say?"

2024-01-30 14:30:32

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@npub1v2k…j0fr That looks like a Gremlin to me!!

2024-01-25 23:07:39

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@npub1snz…9daz If people don't feel a need to believe, why are they still believing? Who runs these cults, anyway? Still Humans. It all comes back to humans. https://mas.to/@BackFromTheDud/110426134683975221 @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1e7x…m97p @npub1pcg…9h92 @npub19qn…6760 @npub1xkf…p8p3

2024-01-25 22:55:48

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@npub1ccn…czwu What I think I meant (I do confuse myself at times) is that Religion is a human construct, and because some people need to "Believe" in something it will probably always be there, but hiding under a new identity (Maybe "Neo-Paganism" can be seen in this light?). @npub1e7x…m97p @npub1pcg…9h92 @npub19qn…6760 @npub1xkf…p8p3

2024-01-25 22:24:15

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@npub1e7x…m97p Aren't religious people also Human? Or do we make atheism the same as them, and dismiss them as backwards and unworthy, a minority to be persecuted and exiled? @npub1pcg…9h92 @npub1ccn…czwu @npub19qn…6760 @npub1xkf…p8p3

2024-01-25 20:35:33

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@npub1tps…9rmt Disorder among Stoners
Person 1: Hey, you!
Person 2: What?
Person 1:What?
Person 2: Huh?
*Exit both for Pizza*

2024-01-25 18:26:44

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@npub1pes…0vfa Or what the public expect, maybe. Either/Or?

2024-01-25 18:25:16

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@npub1pes…0vfa "Welcome as we throw out the same 10 or 11 gags again!".
It had its moments, but not many of them.

2024-01-25 18:08:54

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@npub1pcg…9h92 "I'm an Atheist, but it's the way god made me!" #CrapJoke @npub1ccn…czwu @npub19qn…6760 @npub1xkf…p8p3

2024-01-20 19:24:16

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@npub1ccn…czwu "We want THUMBS!"

2024-01-20 00:46:38

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@npub1y7x…jrl4 "Ford, did you realise that robot can hum like Pink Floyd?"

2024-01-19 15:16:53

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@npub1tm5…q7j0 Bassists can also get GAS*.
*GAS = Guitar Acquisition Syndrome @npub1ccn…czwu

2024-01-19 15:12:15

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@npub1tm5…q7j0 @npub1ccn…czwu
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/783/248/434/740/076/original/63b3e8c522a8e6bc.jpg

2024-01-17 14:44:11

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@npub15zu…s7lx You need to remember those that voted for brexit were the same ones that applauded thatchers "Victorian Values" line. That includes child labour, TB, cholera, typhoid, rickets, and, of course, scabies.

2024-01-14 04:21:41

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@npub1tkz…qshu @npub1rvw…xgew @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1pfv…fepy this implies the USA is a weak nation that bullies small countries, and shits it's pants when confronted with someone that can hurt it. Discuss

2024-01-07 13:19:51

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@npub15zu…s7lx As I said earlier, #FuckBrexit

2024-01-04 20:36:01

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@npub1ccn…czwu Yeah, true.
@npub1dxd…pwzl

2024-01-04 20:33:35

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@npub1dxd…pwzl Aww. @npub1ccn…czwu

2024-01-04 13:59:01

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@npub1ccn…czwu There's a vote of confidence!

2024-01-03 15:56:19

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 It's not just theatres. Loud, obnoxious "It Doesn't Apply To Me" f*cks all around us are part of the reason (or are a symptom of?) why we can't have nice things.

2024-01-03 13:55:09

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@npub1a25…l27u My Twins are either flat out asleep next to each other, or battering the crap out of each other. I'm sure there's a middle ground, but I've not seen it yet!!

2024-01-03 13:51:52

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@npub1a25…l27u Doing their "Bookends" impression?

2024-01-03 13:01:22

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@npub1ccn…czwu OOH, BURN!!

2023-12-28 17:59:57

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@npub1ccn…czwu Eek!

2023-12-28 17:58:40

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@npub1ccn…czwu Erm, I thought that ouija boards were SATANIC?

2023-12-27 19:37:43

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@npub1ccn…czwu 😂

2023-12-27 17:45:36

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@npub1nn8…8sed You can feel the static of the nylon!

2023-12-27 17:41:33

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@npub1nn8…8sed Good colour coordination?

2023-12-26 20:10:27

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@npub1a72…ze5k Death Metal kitty says "GGGRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

2023-12-26 16:42:10

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@npub1ccn…czwu News flash: The devils ARE human! 😡 @npub1y0s…pzt3 @npub1smm…pm4m

2023-12-26 16:29:56

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@npub1y0s…pzt3 Jeremy Hardy was slightly more generous when he said modern humans are "Apes with Broadband". @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1smm…pm4m

2023-12-26 16:28:20

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@npub1y0s…pzt3 Those that will benefit from it will use anything to create division: Ethnicity, nationality, disability, culture, hair colour even! Humans are like Leukaemia: They attack everything that supports their very existence. @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1smm…pm4m

2023-12-26 16:23:39

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@npub1y0s…pzt3 No, that's just an excuse. HUMANS will find reasons to hate other people for any reason. @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1smm…pm4m

2023-12-24 22:40:50

*this space left black for Xmas Drinking*

2023-12-23 22:02:42

"Alabama Woman with 2 wombs gives birth to 2 children"
Hmm.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67810645

2023-12-21 19:30:10

I WAS going to remake the bed, but I'm not sure if I can.... #CatsOfMastodon
https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/620/056/773/415/630/original/490e013872aa7bb6.jpg

2023-12-16 20:51:55

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@npub1ccn…czwu "Assume the position!"

2023-12-16 14:31:10

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@npub1ccn…czwu "They TOLD you it was a trap!"

2023-12-13 20:51:33

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@npub1ccn…czwu Such xtian charity and tolerance.

2023-12-13 16:29:28

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@npub1k4q…3lsq Some people need to do more research before choosing their acronym.

2023-12-13 13:11:04

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 Hey, it keeps the LAWYERS busy, and rich!

2023-12-06 13:31:38

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@npub15zu…s7lx Maybe we should go back to women in ponds throwing swords at our future leaders?

2023-12-06 13:14:37

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@npub15zu…s7lx Nothing to do with numeracy. He still has the "Toddler Mentality" of lying when it's obvious.

2023-12-06 12:43:03

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@npub15zu…s7lx A prime example of "English Exceptionalism". All through the campaign you could hear bullshit, but many of those that knew it was a bad idea didn't vote, and ALL the racist morons did.