Amanda

Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess.

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2024-01-01 00:06:49

Happy New Year!
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2023-12-19 17:27:11

My favourite thing about Christmas morning is the look of joy on my husband's face when he sees what we bought the kids for the first time.

2023-12-07 13:20:37

If anyone is looking for a Christmas present for their nana, Iceland are selling huge sewing kits for a fiver.
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2023-12-02 14:09:15

A reminder that the BBC One ident for Christmas 1993 literally has to be seen to be believed.
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2023-11-23 13:32:19

You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.

2023-11-11 18:35:05

Same.
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2023-10-22 18:19:19

Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
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2023-10-18 19:35:24

Longest 10 minutes: Waiting for food to cook in a microwave.
Shortest 10 minutes: Between hitting the snooze button and your alarm going off again.

2023-09-30 09:25:56

Found this review on Amazon a few years ago. It still makes me chuckle.
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2023-09-25 09:53:14

A reminder that the Norwegian translation of Mr. Bump is absolutely glorious.
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2023-09-24 18:24:34

How it started vs How it’s going.
(A couple of weeks ago I found a hedgehog in our kitchen. Obviously not an ideal place for it to be, so now it has a home and a feeding station outside that it’ll hopefully go to instead 🤞🏼)
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2023-09-19 07:16:48

Go to Google.
Search Cat.
Touch the paw icon.
Then keep touching anywhere on the page.
(This also works for dog and, if you try putting in other types of animal, some have a little sound button that plays the noise that animal makes when you press it)

2023-09-10 22:19:17

Just walked into my kitchen, with no light on. Thought my dogs had left a toy on the floor. Switched the light on and saw it wasn’t a dog toy, but this little fella/lady.
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2023-09-08 08:46:56

I don't like to show off about how mature and brave I am but, in this hot weather, I have been sleeping with one foot dangling outside of the bed where monsters could grab it.

2023-09-04 08:46:25

Experience being a parent this week by forcing a grumpy badger into a school uniform then making it pose for 197 photos in front of a door or fireplace.

2023-08-20 11:10:32

When my husband is watching any televised sporting event that England are competing in, I know exactly how they’re doing, even when I’m not in the room, by the amount/variety/intensity of the swearing I can hear from him.

2023-08-17 08:30:24

I did A Levels on the subjects of:
Sweden.
Pop/disco music.
Eurovision Song Contest winners.
White satin flares.
I got ABBA.

2023-08-14 09:49:28

‪I have seen the C word used several times recently on social media and I think it’s absolutely disgusting and totally unnecessary.‬
‪Christmas is still over 4 months away.‬

2023-08-12 12:32:06

I feel sorry for pregnant elephants.
A really long gestation period but nobody ever talks about the elephant in the womb.
#WorldElephantDay

2023-08-12 09:39:36

7am - So tired I could WEEP.
9am - Going to go to bed SO early tonight.
12pm - Would LITERALLY kill for a nap!
4pm - Is it bedtime yet?
6pm - HOW IS IT NOT BEDTIME YET?!
9pm - Perkier!
11pm - Hey! Why am I not tired now?
12am - WIDE AWAKE!
2am - Reading ‘127 Fun Facts About Jam’ on the internet.

2023-08-03 12:53:26

If The Good Place characters were social media websites.
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2023-08-03 09:34:39

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2023-08-03 09:34:39

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2023-08-03 09:34:39

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2023-08-03 09:34:38

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2023-08-03 09:34:38

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2023-08-03 09:34:38

Pedro Pascal as Quokkas.
A thread.
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2023-07-31 10:58:19

I saw this advert from 1956 on Instagram and can’t work out how a fridge from nearly 70 years ago basically has better features than the fridge I own now.
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2023-07-27 09:43:26

Ryan Gosling as geese.
A thread.
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2023-07-23 13:05:28

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@npub1m3y…lm5r No, not that I can remember. Think they were all long haired.

2023-07-18 18:54:41

Saw this photo of capybaras standing on top of each other and I like to think they’re adolescent capybaras looking for a trench coat so they can go and buy beer.
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2023-07-18 14:17:01

If you tell a woman you like her dress it’s highly likely you’ll get at least one of these responses:
(If it has pockets)
“Thanks. It has pockets!” [shows you the pockets]
“Only a fiver! Bargain!”
“This old thing. It’s not nice. I look like a potato. I’m going to burn it.”

2023-07-18 10:41:28

Characters from various kids TV shows dancing to Firestarter by The Prodigy.
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2023-07-17 12:43:51

Shot through the heart.
And you're to blame.
Darling, you give my archery club a bad name.

2023-07-16 19:52:50

"Siri, what's the weather forecast?"
"And when it rains
You're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough
And I just can’t get enough.”
Oh bloody hell, I’ve accidentally put my phone in Depeche Mode.

2023-07-16 12:59:37

Hit the gym really hard last night.
Sorry, not gym, gin.

2023-07-16 11:44:37

John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, but he’s dancing to the Murder, She Wrote theme tune.
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2023-07-16 10:08:20

This is still one of my favourite ever news stories. Partly for the headline, mainly for the wording in brackets they felt needed to be added.
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2023-07-15 12:06:25

Pingu (and his family), but they’re all dancing to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.
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2023-07-14 22:06:44

Just booking cinema tickets and saw they’re offering this popcorn/drink combo. Showed it to my daughter.
Her: Aw, that’s adorable.
Me: You mean it’s fedorable.
Honestly didn’t realise a human’s eyes were capable of rolling that hard without falling out of the sockets.
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2023-07-12 11:17:26

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@npub1hng…9cvx 😘

2023-07-12 10:27:39

Step On by Happy Mondays, but it’s being performed by The Wombles.
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2023-07-12 09:55:48

🎶 If you're happy and you know telekinesis,
clap my hands 🎶

2023-07-10 13:45:10

Jason Orange is 53 today. I bet not many people have written a birthday poem about him though.

2023-07-07 10:27:08

Doing shopping every week: Do we need tinned tomatoes? Not sure. Better get some.
Putting away shopping: Oh, look, we've now got 48 tins of tomatoes.

2023-07-06 21:36:09

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@npub1ggd…nxdr @npub1fzm…duxa I tried 3 times to edit the post so I could add alt text and it failed every time. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2023-07-06 16:00:06

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@npub1cmg…rzd2 I really need to get into the habit of providing alt text. (It’s Scrooge btw, not just a random old man)

2023-07-06 13:11:11

“You, boy, what social media website am I posting from?”
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2023-07-06 08:25:01

Me posting the same nonsense on Twitter, Instagram, Bluesky, Threads, Mastodon, Facebook and TikTok.
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2023-07-02 13:04:38

Apparently it’s 8 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Shaun the Sheep.
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2023-07-02 13:03:54

Every time everyone on Twitter think it’s been fixed.
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2023-06-10 10:26:44

A damp towel draped across your dog’s shoulders is a good way of cooling them down in this hot weather and also lets you see what they’d look like if they decided to take up boxing.

2023-06-09 19:24:59

Donald Trump has been indicted.
Boris Johnson has resigned.
Looking forward to seeing what the 3rd wish the person with the magic lamp makes.

2023-05-01 14:01:29

I have brushed enough fur out of my dog to make a new dog.
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